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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'You might get splinters in the nunn!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: we've got bumbreath, in the absence of Imo we relive a classic moment, Anna might be the UK face of lyme disease, Lu backtracks on her school rant, and we have a very naughty doggy, an interesting advice piece and an unfortunate water park moment. Plus, we couldn't not chat about the submarine that captivated news fee...

Jul 03, 202352 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Glittery Car, a Lightbulb in the Bum and Incest?!?!?!

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: We intro a new feature, Birmingham gets a hard time, a glittery car, we're sick of making dinner, marrying your cousin, post for the previous tenant, getting off on your kid's teacher and.... incest??....maybe?? Remember,...

Jun 29, 202329 min

'Why would a 29 year old want to be shagging a 83 year old?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's Imo's birthday and Anna does some last minute birthday pressie shopping live on the pod, Dixie's been sneaking alcohol into her 13th birthday party, more rapids havoc, a red flaggy dilemma and an update from a lufannian. Plus, a big old AGL chat following Al Pacino's recent baby, the woman who died twice, an Anna...

Jun 26, 202356 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Topless in Aldi, Hot Dog Ice Cubes & More Rapids Injuries

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: The Centreparcs rapids content keeps coming, all sorts going on in supermarkets, serving up a hot dog ice cold cup of revenge, how to be there for a friend after a crappy birth, inanimate objects up the nunn and nasal dri...

Jun 22, 202322 min

'She's murdered her child'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: All the low-down from the various travels, Imo in Sicily and LuAnna on the yacht trip of all yacht trips, plus Celebs is back and do you know someone to date Vanessa Feltz? Also, horrid things in foreskins, ruining an engagement, wedding jitters and an accidental racist moment. Plus, the lady imprisoned for aborting t...

Jun 19, 202359 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Blaming Farts on Patients, "Yoghurt" on your Coat & Neighbours hearing your Sex Chat

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Cake smashes, adults on rides at Peppa Pig world, making men think dreams tell us they're cheating, mistaking cum for yoghurt, a mortifying sex moment and blaming farts on old patients. Remember, if you want to get in tou...

Jun 15, 202317 min

'My God that's awful! The poor woman!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. Anna and Lu are recovering from the boat trip of all boat trips, so (sorry) this is a pre-rec, but the girls will be LIVE-ish with a bumper ep with all the goss from the yacht next week. But in this week's LuAnna: The Podcast, a little teaser for what you'll be hearing about next week, a wedding update from Imo, a nosey fact, a dildo machine, a crush on...

Jun 12, 202341 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Big Ball-erina, Elephant Sanctuaries & Feeding the Neighbour Dog Food

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Merger lanes, naming Imo's kids, funny things kids do, stealing shoes, perving over younger men, the ballerina with big balls, getting the mojo back, elephant sanctuaries and feeding your neighbour dog by mistake. Remembe...

Jun 08, 202326 min

'His life is f***ed'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: It's a jam packed episode, Lu's birthday, Anna's trip away ft Craig David, Champney's updates, Imo's back this week with a scabies update, elephant spunk, moving in with your partner's kids and more piles in Centre parcs. Plus, a big old chat about the topic everyone's been speaking about...Schofe. Remember, if you wan...

Jun 05, 20231 hr 2 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Cheating in Aldi, Revenge Backfires & Getting Off to Kylie

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: The Aldi cashiers cheating in the packing race, when revenge goes wrong, when you feel like your effort is not being reciprocated, educating our kids on periods, shopping bags, and having a flick of the bean to Kylie Mino...

Jun 01, 202323 min

'Eww that's proper ick'!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Lu's encounter with a boastful drug dealer, Anna's saviour moment turns filming cock-up, pig penises, a listener one-up's Anna's 'salmon vag', a dicey TSS moment, and can the amount you fancy someone grow? Plus, keeping track of your kiddos using tech, a disturbing Only Fans subscriber, pretending to bum your husband a...

May 29, 202348 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pissy Baths, Arse Rescue & Old Biddies love LuAnna

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: the lufanians are feeling VERY ranty, a thank you, pissing in your hubby's bath, an extremely close group of pals called Arse Rescue, and LuAnna reaches a carehome. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us ...

May 25, 202323 min

'It all feels just a bit weird!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Listen to Imo's tech breakdown, Anna's had the Prince's Trust Awards and been rubbing shoulders with King Charlie at Buck Pal, Dixie wins an award on Nelson Mandela and we find out what smellies are in the royal lavs. Plus, aliens, dating and not wanting kids, knocking out your driving examiner, Schofe is out, Harry an...

May 22, 202351 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: An 80s Rock Eurovision Song, Temporary Traffic Light & 100 Tampons

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: an amazing 80's rock version of 'That's What Vagina Says', kids' makeup tutorials gone wrong, a moment of fondness for the kids, a rant about traffic lights, we've got '100 tampons' stuck in our head, and a Mama's self ca...

May 18, 202335 min

'Noshing off his feet!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: The Monday after the Palladium dates before, we're debriefing and basking in the love from the Palladium, there's an update on the scabies fund, Lu's ducks have been hatching, Anna's been in the foetal position on a trampoline and we're all a bit tired. We're chatting murders in Gozo, spongey siblings and troublesome p...

May 15, 202349 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Toenail Toothpaste, Sharing Holidays & a Tribute

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Dirty condoms and satsumas, sharing holidays online, bottle feeding revenge, MIL nonsense, an ugly baby name, hiding a rabbit up yourself and a loving tribute to a Lufannian. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:...

May 11, 202326 min

'As if you’re going to take me to lunch with King Charles!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: It's the Chazzle Dazzle, the Corrie Bobs and Anna's off to lunch with the King! Plus Imo's meltdown on socials, Clemmie and Elle are showing us up, a response for the lady in distress the other week and a parenting conundrum. Plus, Ed Sheeran won his case, it's the Coronation and the man who's fathered hundreds of kids...

May 08, 202356 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dick in a Tupperware, Hangers & Pissing in a Watering Can

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: more 'TWVS' Eurovision entries, hanger bags, a dick in a tupperware, poo shame, pissing in a watering can and more delights. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us...

May 04, 202319 min

'Someone's really clutching at straws here'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Imo’s finally got a diagnosis for her plague, Anna’s been on a speed awareness course, Lu’s making sweeping statements about Aussies, cockporn, a traumatic pregnancy & being asked to put vaseline on a man’s anus. Plus, Ed Sheeran’s in court, if you would let kids on the train on their own, and Lu losing a fight to ...

May 01, 20231 hr 9 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Jungle Vagina & a Pen in the Bottom

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: entries for Eurovision are coming in, a very very petty shopping polly, a sh*t eater, James from Rise and Fall is a Lufannian, first jobs, more sleep app recordings and sticking a pen up your boyfriend's bottom. Remember,...

Apr 27, 202331 min

'It’s not a bloody Hen night'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Anna's been to New York and drunk voicenoted Imo, Lu's been to Thailand and had 1000000 massages, and Imo's off to Cape Town. We're chatting piles remedies, farting in front of your partner, toenails, kids and give advice to a woman in need. Plus, singing in the theatre, the "Armageddon" alarm, some big old weirdos, a ...

Apr 24, 20231 hr 12 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Choccy Boxes, a Spitty Polly and Hamster on Toast

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Why don't people put the choccie info ON THE TOP OF THE PACKET?! A very good question posed in todays Extra, plus a spitty sister, f*cking a turtle in your sleep, a hamster on toast and a social worker with a truant daugh...

Apr 20, 202322 min

'That really surprises me!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: A new tv recommendation, Nanny Lauren’s breakdown man lay in her piss, Anna is a speedy Gonzales, tampons in space, Mummy’s fanny pudding and sharting on someone’s chest during sex. Plus, a ban of kids on social media in France and just water at a wedding?! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lua...

Apr 17, 20231 hr 5 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dentists, a Spanish Public Wee & a Rotty Botty

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Grooming gone right? A spooky noise in the night, a rotty botty, NHS dentists, the spanish police and coming on your period whilst having your vag examined. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luann...

Apr 13, 202316 min

'That's what vagina says...'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: To make up for last week's short episode, it's an extra long one! Lu's in Thailand living the life, and we're all living it up over Easter. Imo and Lu hit up Ronnie Bucks and LuAnna for Eurovision? Plus, a close to home story for Imo that sparks up quite the debate, porn at a train station, eating gross things and so m...

Apr 10, 20231 hr 13 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Wheelie Bins, The Phantom Loo Smearer & an Awkward Bundle

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Pissy pants, a wheelie bin petty polly, Anna the noisy neighbour, a tricky would you rather, the phantom loo smearer, customer service is shit and kids saying more funny things. Remember, if you want to get in touch you c...

Apr 06, 202324 min

'Let's give up work immediately and go on the rob'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: It's a shorter than usual episode (sorry guys), we're chatting animal noises, Enzo showing Anna up in public (AGAIN), Papa Zo isn't going to prison for his "walking stick", Imo and Lu are heading to see Ronnie Bucks, chicken ears, hypochondriacs r us, smoking in laws and a blind man's stiffy. Plus, the man who sent the...

Apr 03, 202336 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Showering With Your 3 Year Old, Spaff on the Foot & Wiping Your Partner's Bum

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Heather from Portsmouth is famous, awkward showering with your kid, bad decorum at David Lloyd, spaffing on your foot, wiping your husbands arse for no reason & a Tesco gangbang. Remember, if you want to get in touch ...

Mar 30, 202323 min

'Her own personal taramasalata!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: All three of us are in Champneys mark ii and Lu’s in a mood, we’re chatting Anna’s private Elton John concert, Lu being blocked by Lucien Laviscount, tricky advice situations, the Ring doorbell strikes again and you’ll never look at a Pringle the same way again. Plus, the budget suggests some big changes to childcare, ...

Mar 27, 202358 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: 2 Girls 1 Cup, Adjectives & Gender Reveals

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: We can't find 2 Girls 1 Cup, chatrooms, parent and child spaces, more dressing up tales, gender reveals in black and white, the old nose vs clit debate and your confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: ...

Mar 23, 202326 min
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