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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

"What’s the difference between a man's nipple and a woman's nipple?"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: LuAnnImo test Di's sleep app, Papa Zo gets cautioned by the police at Champneys mark 2, we're chatting languages, tricky parental issues, treatening a fisting and kids showing us up. Plus, topless swims in Berlin, eating looroll, a driving rant from Anna and it wouldn't be LuAnna without you weirdos. Remember, if you w...

Mar 20, 20231 hr 2 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Crusty Thong at the Car Wash, A Guide to Aldi & Shagging the PE Teacher

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Leaving your crusty knickers in the car, Anna's guide to Aldi, babies not of your timeline, roasting, shagging your kid's PE teacher and school showers. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathe...

Mar 16, 202322 min

'I'm fed up with being silenced!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Lu’s zen horsey trip to Morocco, a LuAnna drinking game, we’ve been watching ‘Finding Michael’, hypnic jerks, scooping poos, body qualms and a very very standard lump. Plus, Gary Lineker, Prince and Princess Archie and Lilibet, and foodie weirdos. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodc...

Mar 13, 20231 hr 7 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Psychic Kids, Vagina Appreciation & a Tampon in a Shampoo Bottle

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: More mums going above and beyond and showing us up, psychic kids, a very satisfying and effective petty polly, a response to the vagina qualms from last week, more animal masturbation and sticking a tampon in a shampoo bo...

Mar 09, 202318 min

'Imagine being his mum! You’d be so disappointed wouldn’t you'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Helicopter parenting, being a dance mom, a Manchester tour recap, a power cut, a visit to Ronnie Buckingham, some worse for wear tour goers, a godparent conundrum and your bf being teabagged by your dad. Plus, LuAnna speading fake news, Stephen Bear, Matt Hancock, a fart loving weirdo and much more. Remember, if you wa...

Mar 06, 202359 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Sleep Apps, Guffy Pillows & Elephant Penis

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Using bum cream as toothpaste, another one of Lu's cats has carked it, a hilarious sleep app, a guffy petty polly, vag shame, cruise ship antics and a hideous elephant based confession. Remember, if you want to get in tou...

Mar 02, 202332 min

'Don't let her back in!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Anna’s got ferrets under her arms, Heather from Extra has created quite the storm, the case of the missing vibrators is solved and are the LuAnna pod awards are coming soon? Plus, strap on extenders, the job vs baby issue, butt plug beauty blenders, fanny farts, doing 70 on the motorway, some updates, Shamim Begum and ...

Feb 27, 20231 hr 9 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Grandad's Balls, Letterbox Flowers & Instagram Balloons

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Letterbox flowers, Imo's married name, your kid rubbing cream into his grandad's balls, petty petty pollys, weddings making family go wild and balloons for Insta followers. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: E...

Feb 23, 202324 min

'If she is…I mean could you believe it?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: It’s our first ep from the brand new LuAnna studio in Champneys mark two! The girls are very excited. We’re chatting our upcoming trip to Soho Farmhouse, Lu’s ski holiday with a very manic chef, Anna at the vag doctor, a shitty divorce situation and two ‘please ground swallow me hole’ moments. Plus, three big topics, t...

Feb 20, 20231 hr

TOTALLY EXTRA: Petty Gaslighting, Belly Shaking & a Lime in the Sauna

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A joke about a frog, a rant about competition winners, a petty polly with undertones of gaslighting, a story about a man with a lime in a sauna, some advice for a broken relationship and a confession about a dirty tampon....

Feb 16, 202321 min

'If they're over 25 apparently he does dump them'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Cyclops Ziss, we have a very exciting Galentine’s offer for you, Lu trials the sex toys, a reality check, man fan love, ants, Anna has a shit joke, there’s an update, a parental drama and a story from the mouth of a babe. Plus, Leo DiCaprio and AGL (Age gap love), Madonna’s face, a prolapse, a love of Shrek and a rant ...

Feb 13, 20231 hr 4 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Nits, a Textured Vag & a Pubey gift

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A hairy gift, more for the killer vag club, a smelly penis, an Adonis update and nits in your 40s. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 26694...

Feb 09, 202328 min

'It's the not knowing...it's the worst. It really is.'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: The cold is coming for us, a Luanna studio is on the way, Imo’s changed, sex toys and the kids are well and truly showing the girls up this week. Plus, the awful case of Nicola Bulley, Sam Smith causing a stir, help for a future Mama, a tight vag and more clangers from the mouths of babes. Remember, if you want to get ...

Feb 06, 20231 hr 8 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Bathwater, more Shark Vags & Dental Flossing a Pile

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Sudocremmy balls, the gift of bath water, more shark vag tales, christmas lights up in Jan, dental flossing a pile, shagging a dead man and wanking during a facial. Lovely. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: E...

Feb 02, 202329 min

'They're just so blood thirsty!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Anna heads to A&E with Enzo and gaslights him whilst there, Imo’s had some sad news, Lu’s been to LA and been out with a Lufannian, and Anna poses an interesting question. Plus, Tyre Nichols, Fearne Cotton, two brilliant weirdos - hot water belly anyone? And a rant from Lu. Remember, if you want to get in touch you...

Jan 30, 202356 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: False Advertisement, A Cutting Vag & A Sexy Airport Drop Off

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Named pens, a vagina making multiple penises bleed, advice for a stagnant relationship, cyclists on paths and a smoking hot confession Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com ...

Jan 26, 202317 min

'How are we going to teach children how to conduct relationships for christ's sake?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: the Great Fire of London, Lu’s trip out with the year 1s, a gospel church, Anna’s obsession with naked grannies, the kids showing us up, a struggling new mama and seeing your aunties insides. Plus, no touching in schools, a woman marrying her blanket, two very relatable weirdos and a McDonalds rant. Remember, if you wa...

Jan 23, 202349 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pickle Fork, An Apprentice Insight & Accidental Splits Sex

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: a perspective from a double dad family, Mcdonalds, inside the Apprentice, weeing on the toilet seat as revenge, a bit about train driving, and an update from Millie's Cookies lady. Remember, if you want to get in touch yo...

Jan 19, 202324 min

'I think he just needs to shush'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: throwback food, the Luannimo date night to see Nelson, Anna at the children’s buffet, a vagina off, sibling issues and a shit out a sunroof. Plus, Prince Harry and the book we’re all sick of but want to read, the death of Graemes, two not so weird weirdos, and Lu’s getting a truck load of sex toys. HOORAH. Remember, if...

Jan 16, 202355 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Wakey Wines, Knocking Off & a Shoddy Wax

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Jokes, a sing song petty polly, Lu's obsessed with Wakey Wines, being ripped off by a waxer (the irony) and getting off to your ex. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR ...

Jan 12, 202315 min

'That should be in a museum not up an arse!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: We’re back! Luanna 2023 - full steam ahead. We get the in depth lowdown on Lu’s vag (not for the faint hearted I must say), Anna has drinks with a major major celeb, spontaneity is the word for 2023, we’re nominated for Best Podcast in the Glo Mama Awards (please vote for us) and are you right or left clothed? Plus, a ...

Jan 09, 20231 hr 15 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Having a Baby to Save a Relationship, Plane Fibs & A Can of Tuna

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: We're back! We're talking coughing, train driving, getting a tin of tuna as a Christmas gift, not wanting to have kids when your partner wants them, not flying with your kids & scissoring. Remember, if you want to get...

Jan 05, 202333 min

'I would like us to write LuAnna: The Musical!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: As we're all still recovering from New Years and prepping a jam paked LuAnna year for you this is just a little New Years' special to tide you over until the gang are back from their festive break. Move aside asparagus woman/ Mystic Veg, we're giving our predictions and aspirations for the year 2023. What are yours? Ge...

Jan 02, 202316 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: IMO'S END OF YEAR QUIZ 2022

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On Totally Extra this week: As we leave a big old Luanna year behind, let's look back on 2022. Grab a pen and a pad and join Imo, Lu and Anna for Imo's End of Year Quiz! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail...

Dec 29, 202227 min

'Our best LuAnna bits'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast the team are taking a well deserved break over the Christmas period so in this episode we reflect on some of the creme de la creme of LuAnna moments from 2022. Thank you to every one of you listeners for supporting us and contributing to the podcast week on week. We couldn't do this without you. Here's to a corking 2023...

Dec 26, 202256 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Suffocation by Saggy Balls, Nightmare Neighbours & a Poly Confession

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: More teacher nativity confessions, mini battery compartments, nearly dying from unexpectedly saggy balls, pain in the arse neighbours, a message of hope for Lu and a polyamorous confession. Remember, if you want to get in...

Dec 22, 202217 min

'I love them now. I’m a fan.'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Lu schools Anna on Christmas present buying for the kids, Lu’s LALA dream before the op, tickets are out for tour dates in the new year, Christmas plans, a dirty St Nick, dealing with Snapchat, and making a tit out of yourself the Christmas party. Plus, Harry and Megs, a fake prince trying to overthrow the German gover...

Dec 19, 202245 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Elf on the Shelf, Snotty Teabags & a Naughty Nurse

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Elf on the Shelf is back, annoying emails, Imo and Lu's tv roundup, part time mums, some Christmas confessions and a very very naughty nurse. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gma...

Dec 15, 202227 min

'I was the White Hole!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Lu’s had her op and is hopefully not dead, we’re chatting twins, grumpy posties, a response to #nursegate, toast toppings, Luisa’s heritage, Imo shits herself, a revelation about the White hole song ft Anna’s younger brother, some unaligned sexual fantasies and shit in an egg boot. Plus, religion on the decline in Engl...

Dec 12, 20221 hr 2 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: The P Word, an Online Panty Seller & a Partridge in a Pear Tree

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Hehe vs Haha, a Partridge playing a partridge in a pear tree, tales of a police officer, the P word, and a primary school teacher and some sticky paper. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathe...

Dec 08, 202217 min
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