Send us a text Ever experienced the sheer panic of realizing you've forgotten your wallet on your way to a snowboarding adventure? That's just a taste of the mishaps Andrew Gaer and I, Scott, laugh about in our newest "What's Up" segment. We're chatting about everything from the touching moments of baptizing a baby during Holy Week to the lighter side of life when plans go slightly askew. Strap in for a road trip through Southern California where the surf's always up, even if we're not, and fami...
Apr 03, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Send us a text Join us as we explore a day so uneventfully blissful in Gloucester, Massachusetts, that its very lack of happenings becomes the main event. Picture yourself cozied up in an RV, the rain pitter-pattering outside, and the pride of absolute, intentional indolence as we regale you with the peculiar delight of doing absolutely nothing noteworthy. Now, let's exhale together—unless you're behind the wheel, that is. We're here to champion the underrated art of relaxation, even if that mea...
Mar 27, 2024•32 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Send us a text Embark with us on a road trip down memory lane, where the pages of our handwritten journal spring to life, revealing the quirks and connections of our adventures from the heart of Boston. Our journey takes a reflective detour as we open the doors to the New England Seafarers Mission, shedding light on the unspoken challenges of maritime workers. Through our volunteering efforts, we were given a rare glimpse into the lives of those who brave the seas—a world where a phone call home...
Mar 20, 2024•35 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Send us a text The night the Red Sox rewrote history, our RV got towed, strangely enough, bringing friends closer together and sparking a camaraderie as enduring as the 'Curse of the Bambino' was long. Hear the twisted tale of a slanted bed, our collective battle against gravity, and how our friend Moira's savvy in a Boston tow yard highlighted the city's unique charm. It's not just about towing woes; it's about the threads of friendship woven through the cultural tapestry of Bostonians. Step in...
Mar 13, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Send us a text Ever tried to spell Massachusetts on the first go? That's how our latest Kings of the Road podcast felt as we navigated the social labyrinth of New England—challenging but worth the effort. Who knew that a historical sports victory could lead to side-splitting misadventures, including a towed motorhome? Join us as we recount the buzz of Boston during the baseball finals and our own curveballs, including impromptu Mexican feasts and the peculiar challenge of spelling the name 'Moir...
Mar 06, 2024•40 min
Send us a text Maine Cabin Masters' very own Jason Kemp join us as we chuckle through the trials of Maine's notorious bug season, while savoring the peculiar delight—or delightful peculiarity—of lobster ice cream. From laughing over the rise of lobster from prison grub to posh nosh, to mulling the mysteries of moose sightings, we explore the quirks and charms that make the Pine Tree State a traveler's treasure trove. Join us as we get real with a man who know's Maine and helps us all to fall in ...
Mar 01, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Send us a text As we look back on these memories filled with pets, crabs, and unexpected culinary adventures, you'll hear us laugh about the hurdles of themed attire and the awkward charm of English language oddities. This episode isn't just a recount of mishaps and revelry; it's a testament to the collective humor and camaraderie that tie us together. So, if you're in the mood for a hearty chuckle and a reminder of the delight hidden in life's quirky corners, pull up a chair. We're about to reg...
Feb 28, 2024•37 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Send us a text We cruise from Bangor to Bar Harbor, narrating the oddities of waking up in a Walmart parking lot and the surprises of Maine's craggy coastline, all with the light-hearted banter that makes any road trip memorable. Hear us chew over the intricacies of seafood preparation and personal tastes that can spice up family dinners or challenge a chef's culinary prowess. Whether it's debating the finer points of octopus versus scallops or reminiscing on soft shell crab adventures in Florid...
Feb 21, 2024•36 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Send us a text It's not every day you hear a podcast meander through the ancestral tales tied to our last names, all while taking the scenic route through America's vibrant landscapes. You'll be hard-pressed to find a duo that can find the humor in a broken-down RV in Maine. As we recount the day our motorhome threw a tantrum 3,000 miles from home, we can't help but marvel at the mechanical miracle that followed a kind stranger's advice. This episode isn't just about the breakdowns; it's about t...
Feb 14, 2024•39 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Send us a text Have you ever stood amidst a cascade of autumn leaves, breath caught midway, as the world transformed into a canvas of fiery hues? That's precisely where we begin our latest adventure, trading the familiar vistas of Southern California for the breathtaking fall tapestry of Vermont. Imagine ascending the Bennington Battle Monument, hearts racing, only to have them skip a beat at the sprawling panorama greeting us at the top. But the beauty of Vermont is not solely in its landscapes...
Feb 07, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Send us a text Now, imagine stumbling upon an RV priced lower than your last impulse buy at a flea market and turning it into a small fortune. Sounds like a pipe dream, right? Well, it's just one of the nostalgic nuggets we unearth as Andrew and I meander down memory lane, recalling flea market forays and smoking pipe shenanigans from our youthful road trip days. From RV flips in Quartzsite to GPS-less navigation woes, we're serving up a hearty dose of laughter with a side of "remember when?" Fi...
Feb 01, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Send us a text Strap in for a trip down nostalgia lane as we reminisce about hauling CD collections for in-car entertainment and chuckle over the unexpected twists in our road trip rituals, including the infamous mozzarella mix-up. Experience the pride and satisfaction that comes with maintaining the integrity of ancient stone buildings, and share our laughter as we navigate the idiosyncrasies of grocery delivery during our travels. It's a blend of history, practical know-how, and the simple joy...
Jan 24, 2024•38 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Send us a text Why do some cling to their sects while others venture into the open waters of broader Christian unity? We're peeling back the layers of this spiritual onion, looking at the comfort zones and the culinary conundrums of post-Bible study dinners that sometimes end in Italian escapades less than divine. Plus, strap in for a ride along the scenic Redondo to Manhattan Beach strand, where the e-bike revolution has us pondering the ever-evolving landscape of two-wheeled travel. It’s an ep...
Jan 17, 2024•31 min
Send us a text This episode isn't just a laugh track to your day; it's a reminder to embrace the odd and adventurous. Curl up with us for a story where baseball meets buffalo wings and the Dukes of Hazzard, and find out why an RV can attract more attention than a circus parade. But it's not all fun and games—we also share a sobering moment from a bar that taught us the delicate dance between curiosity and caution, and we coin our new life mantra: "Yes to adventure, no to trunk shotguns." To cap ...
Jan 10, 2024•37 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Send us a text On this episode we transport you to the heartwarming embrace of church community and the delightful tales of road trip adventures that reveal the power of faith and fellowship. Whether it's sharing rides or indulgent stops for Jack in the Box tacos, our anecdotes showcase the vibrant tapestry of connections woven through shared experiences and the joys of embracing life's spontaneous offerings. Cap off your listening adventure with us as we share the industrial wonders of the Ford...
Dec 20, 2023•37 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Send us a text Remember that exhilarating feeling of freedom when you first learned to ride a bike? That’s exactly the sensation we, Scott and Andrew, experienced every time we hopped on our beloved scooters. Join us on a nostalgic journey as we reminisce about our adventures with two wheels and an engine, starting with our first encounter with a scooter named Scooty, a defining moment that set our enduring love for scooters into motion. Fast forward to the future - imagine us, wrinkly and sun-s...
Dec 15, 2023•41 min
Send us a text Would you believe we had to leave our beloved scooter, Scooty, behind at the cottage? It's a story filled with attempts to build a trailer and register the scooter, and the hilarious ordeal of splitting the bill at a local tavern. Then we're off to chat about road trip cuisine – from the mystique of White Castle burgers to the confusion that is square-cut pizza. We even delve into how food, like the elusive Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit, can seriously mess with our minds. So buckle ...
Dec 13, 2023•35 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Send us a text Buckle up for a thrilling ride as we take you through our epic quest for a scooter. You're not going to believe what we found! The excitement of the find, the wild ride of fitting it into our RV, and the ultimate joy of transporting it to our cottage – it's a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, and we can't wait to share it all with you. Finally, we wind down by inviting you to pause, breathe, and take a moment to find joy in the little things that make life worth liv...
Dec 06, 2023•33 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Send us a text Chapter one kicks off with a nostalgic trip down the memory lane of Michigan. A place we hold close to our hearts, often overlooked by foreign exchange students for the glitz and glamor of New York or California. We can't help but gush about the unmatched beauty Michigan boasts during the summer and fall seasons while comparing the pride and competitiveness of Southern California. Oh! and let's not forget to mention our unforgettable trip to Grand Rapids, Michigan, where we visite...
Nov 29, 2023•40 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Send us a text Can you guess a band and song just by tune? Turns out one of us is great at this, while the other is not! As we roll into the 'Windy City', we'll take you through our exploration of Chicago, starting at a local eatery and leading to the largest church in the country, Willow Creek Community Church. We also don't shy away from sharing our struggles of navigating the bustling city via train. No trip to Chicago is complete without a slice of deep dish pizza, but our experience was any...
Nov 20, 2023•32 min
Send us a text Get ready for a trip to yesteryears as we welcome our oldest friend, Allison Conrad, to the show. With memories dating back to '97, Allison joins us to relive the rollercoaster of our shared past - the youthful exploits, the road trips, the T-shirt making, and the band-watching escapades. From experimental days with liquid nitrogen to the thrill of planning our first road trip, we celebrate the transformational power of shared experiences and community. Our journey starts at a tim...
Nov 17, 2023•46 min
Send us a text Today's episode is filled with hard work, dreams, and some truly memorable characters, making it a story worth revisiting. So, buckle up as we take you back to how we transformed a softball field into a path and the vision that spurred us on. We'll also introduce you to Ramon, the life of our Iowa adventure, and his unconventional antics, which included everything from sporting a Hooters t-shirt to turning up at a church picnic in a speedo....
Nov 15, 2023•28 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Send us a text Ever been starstruck by an unexpected note from a group of middle school girls? We were, on this unforgettable journey through Iowa. As we filled a gargantuan church sanctuary with music in Sioux City, these young enthusiasts left us our first ever groupie note. Tag along for this riveting tale of a root beer float night, overwhelming church congregations, and the unexpected hilarity of a phone number on a note....
Nov 08, 2023•26 min
Send us a text Join us as we recount the fun and surprises we encountered in the vast plains of South Dakota. From the not-so-impressive Badlands National Park to the unexpected discovery of a campground in a Walmart parking lot - we had some mixed feelings about the state. We even debated if one of us should attend a university there, just for the mascot! But it wasn't all about the laughs. There were some important lessons on striking the right balance between ticking off the best attractions ...
Nov 01, 2023•34 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Send us a text We share stories from the road. Life on wheels isn't always as glamorous as Instagram makes it out to be. RV living comes with its own set of challenges, like finding a place to dump grey water and dealing with the inevitable mess. We share a touching story about a lunch with a family and their young son, who had an encyclopedic knowledge of aircraft carriers. It’s these little moments that make all the hardships worth it. Lastly, we explore the unique community of the scumoftheea...
Oct 25, 2023•32 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Send us a text Ever find yourself in a state that just doesn't vibe with you? Us too! So, we've taken it upon ourselves to rank our least favorite US states, starting from the misadventure with South Dakota's Tourism Board to a breakdown in sunny - and somewhat sassy - Florida. We've even got a wild tale about panthers in Everglades National Park. Yep, you heard it right - panthers, not mountain lions. But don't worry, not all our tales are about underwhelming spots. We've been to places that ha...
Oct 20, 2023•15 min
Send us a text A slow day in Golden started with a bang. A literal bang on our window from the youth group kids. Not the way we planned on being awoken!! We then got off to a great day in Golden, Colorado, which may or may be the capital of the state, no one is sure. Consider yourself a foodie or beer aficionado? Buckle up, because you're in for a treat! We took a detour to the golden state, where we savored a hearty meal at the Capitol Grill, navigated a boat ride gone awry, and experienced a b...
Oct 18, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Send us a text Have you ever watched a unicyclist and thought about the sheer dedication it takes to master that skill? Maybe you, like us, have also spent an unexpectedly chilly day in October running to Walmart for blankets. This is exactly what we did back in 2004, right before we ended up in Matt's cozy home for some delicious burgers and veggies, all while marveling at Colorado's rapidly changing weather. Prepare for some belly laughs as we recount Andrew's hilarious saga of backpack woes a...
Oct 11, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Send us a text We get our first task!!! Complete! The second task, well that was a different story. Join us in Colorado as we serve our first church and youth group.
Oct 04, 2023•33 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Send us a text When faced with proceed with caution signs, what do you do? You may make a wiser decision than Scott and Andrew as they navigate the roads of the West. Journey through Utah and end with us in Colorado.
Sep 27, 2023•30 min•Season 1Ep. 4
