in which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]
https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]
in which Corin refuses some pastries, tells you everything he knows about that inky black goo, and Oren Leifer “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why it’s […]
in which Corin recounts some dreams, we visit Monster Kakos, and Ninjo Jeddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is the hollow something of […]
in which Corin goes on a journey, you babysit an egg, a dance celebration takes place on ThwiccThwocc, and Astrid Olivia Nyqyuist “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. […]
in which we learn about the movement of the Kakos Industries building, Kimmie makes a friend, you get to taste home ownership if only briefly, and Baron O’Beefdip “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
https://store.neverrad.com Proceeds on pride merch to Trevor Project Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re not doing enough kegels. Pride month is almost over, but there are pride related […]
in which we play with guns, we go on the hunt, we learn to laugh, and MRSG has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. This episode of Kakos Industries contains many references to gun violence. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]
https://store.kakosindustries.comhttps://kakosindustries.com/tiktokhttps://kakosindustries.com/discord (birthday part 5/7/21 pretty much all day. Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of these Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been listening to birds enough lately. There are new items in the […]
in which we meet Fourest, learn to dislike Fourest, we begin to hate Fourest, and Dan-Li “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
The return journey will not be so easy. Dark:     Godry, wake up. Godry:     Huh? What? Dark:     You’ve waited long enough. Godry:     I don’t want to fall again. I can’t do all of that again. Dark:     You won’t fall. Godry:     What if my soul isn’t light enough? (A pause) Godry: […]
in which there are some disturbances, we hear about the Evil growing inside of Kakos Industries, and Hecate “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
From time to time we need to memorialize those who do great things for us. Want special recognition? Check out kakosindustries.com/patreon Greetings, friends, shareholders, and employees. I appreciate you all joining me today on this momentous occasion. Of course, this gathering, albeit digital and from home, was mandatory, but it was nice to see all […]
CW: Mental IllnessGodry visits the city. The dark was right. I continued following the path I was on. It joined several other paths as I walked. I always made a note of which tunnel I had come from and continued on the larger path. It was a long hike. It felt like it took a […]
Godry gets much closer to his goals. If I continue, I will succeed. If I continue, I will succeed. If I press on, I will succeed. I will succeed. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I […]
in which we awaken from a journey together, and Andrew Sharp “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are going to hear is going to totally […]
Godry plunges deeper into the underworld. The hollowness. My bones. My strength. My energy. The pain from gut to limb. The lightheadedness. Can’t focus. Hunger. Like starving wolves eating me from the inside. The pain is so great, I dry heave. There’s nothing to lose. What drips from my mouth, I filter. I may need […]
CW: suicide, nonspecific violence towards womenGodry awakens at the bottom of the chasm only to find the true horror has just begun. Maggie:     Wake up, Godry. Godry:     What happened? Maggie:     You died. Godry:     Am I spirit now? Is this the city? Maggie:     No. This is the bottom of the chasm. […]
neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]
in which we recover from a slow January, we try some candy, and Calico Shrine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Transcription: youtubeKakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear […]
Follow: @ConradMiszukhttps://slatestarcodex.com/2014/12/17/the-toxoplasma-of-rage/ Hello. It’s been a little bit since I did one of these. I feel like I should say that if you’re a new listener and you’re trying to get a feel for what Kakos Industries is and you find yourself listening to this, then it’s not an episode of the show. You should […]
Godry prepares his soul for crossing the bridge. Featuring James Oliva. The Hollow Below by Conrad Miszuk I’ve reached The Bridge of Faith. It’s mentioned in both Slumber and Owusu’s accounts in The Underworld, Volume 3, and Death and the Depths, as well as Folklore and Death, by Olpany Vulf. It’s called a bridge, but […]
in which not much happens, we listen to some old recordings, and Pen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio of whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall  Godry is visited by another unexpected guest on the road to the city of the dead. (We hear a small machine pumping) I’ve found another cave to hide in. Gideon needed a rest. I can’t say that I’m not tired, but my sleeping has been erratic. Disturbed. I’ll rest again […]
Featuring Evan and Niko from DeathByDyingPod.com in which Corin has to move some things, we begin an important computing project at home, we wonder what a particular sex toy is used for, and Zander “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s […]
Please check out DeathByDyingPod.com! In the next episode of Kakos industries, you’ll be hearing the voice work of friends of Kakos Evan Gulock and Niko Gerentes. They make the podcast Death By Dying, which is one of my favorites. I listened to the whole first season on my flight back from the last Podcon, and […]
https://www.neverrad.com, or type in Never Rad Miscellany to your favorite podcast application. Can’t get much more direct can I? Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. I, Conrad Miszuk, make another podcast. Some of you know this already. Some of you don’t. It’s called The Never Rad Miscellany, and you should definitely check it out. It’s more of […]
Godry faces the darkness, and something more. Dark: Godry. Wake up. Godry: Wh-who’s there? Dark: I wouldn’t bother with the lantern, Godry. You won’t see me. The best you’ll do is quiet me down. Godry: Who are you? What do you want? Dark: I’m the darkness, Godry. The darkness all around you. Godry: That’s absurd. […]
store.neverrad.com Coupon code November for 25% off Kakos Merch in November. Hello Kakos Industries listeners. Today, I have officially moved the Kakos Industries store to store.neverrad.com. That way you can buy all of your Kakos and Never Rad merch in the same place.  It’s the holiday gift buying season, and I will also be moving […]
We meet Godry, an explorer of the underworld. Transcript: In The Underworld, Volume 3 by Antony Limerk, the entrance to the Underworld is described as being a plain cave opening in an otherwise inconspicuous hill, except that nothing grows within a hundred meters in any direction around it. Not in the nearby woods, not on […]
