Content Warnings for All Episodes: Violence, References to Violence Against Women, Self Harm, Mental Illness, and other Dark Themes. This section will be updated with anything I missed. Hi. The next piece of audio in your feed here should be the first episode of The Hollow Below. It’s a different sort of thing coming from […]
Oct 31, 2020•2 min
This is the theme for The Hollow Below, an audio drama that will be sharing the Kakos Industries feed for now.
Oct 31, 2020•2 min
in which Byolgerer, the Trials Master, makes some requests, Corin plays dress up, and Calico Davis “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
Oct 31, 2020•52 min•Ep. 114
Links:audioverseawards.netNeverRad.com/TwitchTwitch.tv/StreamRaddyKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/Discord Conrad:    Hello, there Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here. I’ve got a couple of announcements today, so please listen to the end if you want to be completely up to date. Your shareholder status may depend on it.      I wanted to let all of you know that Kakos Industries and the Never Rad Miscellany […]
Oct 21, 2020•3 min
in which something has saliva on it, the Morlorcans are still figuring it out, there is a new unsettling photograph, and Myrna Flirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a […]
Oct 01, 2020•31 min•Ep. 113
7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Hello, Kakos industries listeners. Would you believe that only around 5% of you have listened to an episode of The Never Rad Miscellany? It’s true.  This is a mistake, and it’s reflected in all of your shareholder statuses. Grace Rule is seriously displeased. Please, rectify your behavior. If you like the […]
Sep 22, 2020•1 min
in which Corin receives some strange requests, an attempt is made to educate, Junior turns a crank, Corin Deeth I asks important questions, and Chris Frost “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]
Sep 01, 2020•33 min•Ep. 112
NeverRad.com/Twitch 7PM Arizona Time Hey Kakos industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. We’re doing a live stream later today (August 28th, 2020) for the never rad Miscellany. It’s at 7pm Arizona time over at neverrad.com/twitch, that’s n e v e r r a d dot com slash t w i t c h. It’s going […]
Aug 28, 2020•49 sec
in which you get a strange sinking feeling, you learn how to get down underground, you become fascinated with succulents, and Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
Aug 01, 2020•32 min•Ep. 111
in which things are catching fire, we hear from Corin Deeth I, Junior helps Corin with a side project, the Interrobang is a thing, and Abagail Dark “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
Jul 01, 2020•29 min•Ep. 110
in which we hear about some developments from some lesser known Kakos Industries Divisions, Corin goes on the offensive, Junior learns a craft, and Svetlana Kartoshka “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]
Jun 01, 2020•29 min•Ep. 109
in which we read a book, not a whole lot happens, there’s a Wow moment, and Arthur Noland “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you […]
May 01, 2020•31 min
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May 01, 2020•2 min
CW: Corona Virus stuff. Hi. I had plans to do a couple of different pieces in this space instead of another thing reminding us that the world is not how we expected it to be right now. But I’ve been consuming media that either tries to instill hope in more or less dangerous ways, or […]
Apr 29, 2020•11 min
Sometimes, a shareholder really goes above and beyond. Hello, friends, shareholders, and employees. Thank you all for taking the time to join me today. Yes it was mandatory, but it would have taken a lot longer to assemble all of you if you did not come so willingly. Today, we are here to talk about […]
Apr 10, 2020•8 min
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Apr 08, 2020•8 min
in which everyone is alone, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe, we peer into the Big Black Hole, Junior gets antsy, and Hayden Neff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
Apr 01, 2020•33 min•Ep. 107
https://www.neverrad.com/subscribe https://www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then perhaps you don’t yet have enough toilet paper and you should buy more. I hope that all of you are doing […]
Apr 01, 2020•3 min
Join the fun https://kakosindustries.com/patreon 1 You awaken in a dimly lit hallway. You know in your gut that you are somewhere inside of Kakos Industries, but you don’t know where. There aren’t any windows, just blank, black walls and a faintly glowing white ceiling. The air is slightly humid, and a bit warmer than you […]
Mar 11, 2020•26 min
Thank you. Hello, everyone. I wanted to do a quick response to the last piece, not another cover story 2. When I said that the first response to the first one was overwhelming, well, that guy didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. To summarize, my Patreon contributions increased by 50%, which is […]
Mar 05, 2020•4 min
in which we recap the Shareholders’ Ball, things begin to stack up on the lawn, Junior has some choice words for Corin, Meredith is preparing for something, we hear a strange tape from Corin Deeth I, and Tony Jackets “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it […]
Mar 01, 2020•26 min•Ep. 106
KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […]
Feb 12, 2020•14 min
Join us! neverrad.com/ticket Hello Kakos industries shareholders. The next installment of the never rad Miscellany is March 2nd, live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. It’s going to be an awesome […]
Feb 01, 2020•38 sec
in which we hear some demands, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, Meredith Gorgoro improves the workers in Hell, Gray gets some help, the Tabitha’s keep doing something, Junior gets a strange feeling, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, […]
Feb 01, 2020•32 min
Thank you for your messages. Hi, there. I meant to get another one of these not cover stories up much sooner, and I’ve got a couple that I’m working on, but I wanted to take this time to respond to the last one separately. Let me begin by saying that all of the emails, messages […]
Feb 01, 2020•2 min
in which everyone feels a bit under the weather, the Division of Visions has an important update, work grinds to a halt, a few test subjects have a serious existential crisis, and Frank the Tank “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]
Jan 01, 2020•31 min•Ep. 104
NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix, AZ. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. The Never Rad Miscellany Volume 5 is going to be presented at the Rebel Lounge in Phoenix on Sunday, December 22nd, 2019. If you’re around, I’d love it if you came to the show. I’ll be hanging around for a bit afterward also. […]
Dec 08, 2019•38 sec
In which some serious grinching occurs, Junior cares for some infants, preparations are made for Yule and the Zestival, Hell gets festive, Dunk and Jasmine continue to avoid one another, the Tabithas become eerily silent, and Camillo Cerigata “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]
Dec 01, 2019•27 min•Ep. 103
Hi. I’m Conrad. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. If you haven’t gone much further than this podcast feed, than you probably haven’t heard too much from me as a person. I also realize that it can be kind of difficult to introduce myself effectively after more than five years, but we’ll try. I should say […]
Nov 19, 2019•15 min
Preorder a Kakos Industries hoodie today! store.kakosindustries.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It is that time of year again. We’re coming upon the most Evil celebration of Black Friday, and I am here to help you celebrate. I have heard your requests, and your darkest prayers have been answered: We’re doing preorders for more hoodies.They’re different […]
Nov 13, 2019•2 min