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Kakos Industries

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A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.

Episodes

102 – Halloween IV

in which it’s MFing Halloween, you feel like falling in love, Corin follows a trail of clues, Angus follows his nose, and Violet Trudge single handedly keeps everything afloat, and JV “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]

Oct 31, 201931 minEp. 102

CS52 – Audio Verse Award Voting

kakosindustries.com/vote Hello Kakos industries shareholders. Kakos industries and the never rad Miscellany are both up for voting in the audioverse awards. Go to kakosindustries.com/vote to be redirected to the ballot. There’s only a couple of days left to vote. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.

Oct 30, 201931 sec

Box Away Your Feelings

https://www.neverrad.com CW: self-harm BOX AWAY YOUR FEELINGS (BRO)! MUSIC: SUPER RAD ROCK MUSIC BRO! TODD: Wassuh dudebros! You ever at the gym getting totally shredded with your closest bros and then your hot babe girlfriend texts you and tells you she’s breaking up with you, and you feel your whole life fall apart and you […]

Oct 08, 20194 min

101 – Senescence

in which Corin is given a crumpled piece of paper, Soundman Steven provides some sound advice, Junior discovers a softer side, we hear from Corin Deeth I, and The Magical Mister Lightbulb “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]

Oct 01, 201929 minEp. 101

100 – Parentage

in which Corin finds a key, Grace carries a bunch of babies, Junior learns something about himself, Dana Govern blows everyone’s minds, Hell is back to work, and Governmentality “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]

Sep 01, 201923 minEp. 100

CS51 – London Podcast Fest

Hit us up on social media if you’re going to be there! Hello Kakos industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the Creator of Kakos industries. If you don’t believe the cover story then you’ve stopped buying organic produce again. Starting September 7th I’m going […]

Sep 01, 20192 min

99 – Control

in which Corin is given control, Meredith gets some shit done, Dunk and Jasmine get a little thirsty, and Nicc with two Cs “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

Aug 01, 201926 minEp. 99

Digiternia 01

NeverRad.com SCENE 1: WAKING UP SOUND:    A series of rising tones implies a computer starting up. MUSIC:    A soothing sound bed of muzak plays. Gentle pad synths, limited percussion, slow and whooshy. COMPUTER:     Good morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died. WYATT:     (waking up) Wuh– What’s going on? Who’s there? Where am I? COMPUTER: […]

Aug 01, 20195 min

98 – Box of Talk

in which Corin gets a strange call, Meredith takes a break, the damnation and ruination squad rolls around, Kimzzzzzzzzzz’s romantic life gets more complicated, and Tayla the Nayla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

Jul 01, 201929 minEp. 98

CS50 – NeverRad, SDCC, and London Podcast Fest

New show: NeverRad.comComic-Con in San Diego: July 17th-21London Podcast Festival: September 7-15thGet in touch on social media if you’re going to be at either! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and, if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, […]

Jul 01, 20192 min

97 – DOEOR

in which we learn sexiness is subjective, we learn a new smell, Meredith keeps on keepin’ on, and Van Nessa “wins” The Ruin-A_Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: […]

Jun 01, 201923 minEp. 97

96 – Strangeness

in which you have some uncomfortable memories, we hear an amazing story from Hell, light is shed on the personal life of Kimzzzzzzzzzz, Corin discovers an unusual support group, and Beng “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]

May 01, 201927 minEp. 96

CS49 – New Show, Survey, and CCI 2019

Survey: KakosIndustries.com/survey Never Rad Miscellany Tickets: NeverRad.com/ticket Meet up at Comic Con International in San Diego TBA Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am a detailed hologram […]

May 01, 20193 min

95 – Thwicc

in which you feel a certain Thwiccness, we witness dramatic acrobatic feats, preparations are hinted at for the Darkest Universe, you feel affirmed, and A Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of […]

Apr 01, 201931 minEp. 95

94 – Proverbs

in which you get some wiser words to ponder over, you consider the nature of texture issues, you think about beastly appendages, you step in a puddle of Dana, and Red Renton “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]

Mar 01, 201922 minEp. 94

Kakos Industries Presents: The Apocalypse (Live February 10th, 2019)

The Live Episode from February 10th, 2019 in Phoenix, Arizona. CW: References to Euthanasia/Suicide. [[Kakos Bells]] Intro: What you are about to hear is positive, honest, and uplifting entertainment. [[Guitar Intro]] Greetings. Welcome. Take your seats. Feel free to get a drink at any time because you’re going to need it. It’s really best that […]

Feb 25, 20191 hr 8 min

CS48 – Live Show in Phoenix on Sunday February 10th

kakosindustries.com/ticket Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then you can see me live this weekend. That’s right, we’re just two days out from the live show on February 10th at 7PM at The Valley Bar in Phoenix, Arizona. If you’re anywhere nearby, please check it […]

Feb 09, 201944 sec

93 – Disarray

Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is gonna make that booty work work work work. Junior: Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. At Kakos […]

Feb 01, 201925 minEp. 93

CS47 – Live Show February 10th

Come join us February 10th, 2019! KakosIndustries.com/ticket Hello Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the poster model for a series of “Hey, blame this guy for all the […]

Feb 01, 20191 min

CS46 – Phoenix Live Show in February and Podcon Meet Ups

KakosIndustries.com/Ticket Direct: https://www.valleybarphx.com/event/1817137 Podcon Meet: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/ Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. The ticket link for the February 10th, 2019 Kakos Industries live show in Phoenix, Arizona is now live. Please head to KakosIndustries.com/ticket to be redirected to the event page and to buy yours today. Or you can find this posting on kakosindustries.com to find […]

Jan 17, 20191 min

92 – Resolutions

in which Corin cuts way back, Yule and New Year’s are recapped, preparations are made for The Festival of Darkness and something to do with cars, we continue to wonder about that woman with the eyes, the dangers of radiation become clear, fireworks keep us up, and Am Tubee Izz “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]

Jan 01, 201924 minEp. 92

CS45 – Podcon and Live Show Details

Podcon Meet Up: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/?ti=cl Live Show: February 10th, Valley Bar Help us make that game: [email protected] Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I live a life of pampered […]

Jan 01, 20192 min

91 – Revenge

in which Soundman Steven discovers a new interest, Junior does some work-shopping, we learn to make some amazing crafts, and Squid Squad, the Squad of Squids, “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]

Dec 01, 201827 minEp. 91

CS44 – Sale and Brawl Update

Store.KakosIndustries.com for sweet deals. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries for CC episodes. Brawl Stream Dec. 21st at 7PM MST. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story then I have gone to the mountain tops, hid there for months and months, and returned with Kakos Industries wrought only from my frantic […]

Dec 01, 20182 min

90 – Halloween III

in which your dread is alleviated, the hunt is on for another monster, Corin deals with some unwanted guests and also his mortality, Color Green Springsteen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and it’s HALLOWEEN AF. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider […]

Oct 31, 201837 minEp. 90

CS43 – Junior, Brawl Details, Live Show

https://www.patreon.com/posts/22274977 Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I have been hanging around Kakos Industries trying to meet women for years, and the company just got used to my […]

Oct 24, 20182 min

89 – Dread

in which you have this terrible sinking feeling, you stub your toe, you recover from a great workout, something about an ICBM, dry skin is in, Kakos Industries gets to work on “better butts”, and Moodie Bleu “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.   Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]

Oct 01, 201821 minEp. 89

CS 42 – More Junior on Patreon

Check out the newest installment of “Junior Hates This” over on our Patreon. Direct link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21381183 Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re listening to the wrong music. Bad […]

Sep 13, 20181 min

88 – Negativ

Featuring Julia Morizawa! Hear more from her: JuliaMorizawa.com In this broadcast, you get turned off from pork, out of failure springs a beautiful tree, we get a lecture in the arts, Corin and Soundman try to work out their problems, you put on an extra sock, and Aubrey Rose “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […]

Sep 01, 201822 minEp. 88

CS41 – Bonus Episode and Help Needed for a KAKOS INDUSTRIES VIDEO GAME

https://www.patreon.com/posts/20425889 – Bonus Episode Direct Link [email protected] – If you are an animator, concept artist, or 3D modeler, please get in touch. Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then it […]

Aug 18, 20183 min