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Kakos Industries

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A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.

Episodes

The Hollow Below Intro

Content Warnings for All Episodes: Violence, References to Violence Against Women, Self Harm, Mental Illness, and other Dark Themes. This section will be updated with anything I missed. Hi. The next piece of audio in your feed here should be the first episode of The Hollow Below. It’s a different sort of thing coming from […]

Oct 31, 20202 min

The Hollow Below Theme

This is the theme for The Hollow Below, an audio drama that will be sharing the Kakos Industries feed for now.

Oct 31, 20202 min

114 – The Thirteen Trials of Corin Deeth

in which Byolgerer, the Trials Master, makes some requests, Corin plays dress up, and Calico Davis “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]

Oct 31, 202052 minEp. 114

Audio Verse voting, upcoming Never Rad Live Streams, Twitch, and Discord

Links:audioverseawards.netNeverRad.com/TwitchTwitch.tv/StreamRaddyKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/Discord Conrad:    Hello, there Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here. I’ve got a couple of announcements today, so please listen to the end if you want to be completely up to date. Your shareholder status may depend on it.      I wanted to let all of you know that Kakos Industries and the Never Rad Miscellany […]

Oct 21, 20203 min

113 – Lick

in which something has saliva on it, the Morlorcans are still figuring it out, there is a new unsettling photograph, and Myrna Flirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a […]

Oct 01, 202031 minEp. 113

Never Rad Live Stream Friday, September 25th, 2020

7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Hello, Kakos industries listeners. Would you believe that only around 5% of you have listened to an episode of The Never Rad Miscellany? It’s true.  This is a mistake, and it’s reflected in all of your shareholder statuses. Grace Rule is seriously displeased. Please, rectify your behavior. If you like the […]

Sep 22, 20201 min

112 – Morlorca Part 2

in which Corin receives some strange requests, an attempt is made to educate, Junior turns a crank, Corin Deeth I asks important questions, and Chris Frost “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]

Sep 01, 202033 minEp. 112

Never Rad Live Stream Today (August 28th, 2020)

NeverRad.com/Twitch 7PM Arizona Time Hey Kakos industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. We’re doing a live stream later today (August 28th, 2020) for the never rad Miscellany. It’s at 7pm Arizona time over at neverrad.com/twitch, that’s n e v e r r a d dot com slash t w i t c h. It’s going […]

Aug 28, 202049 sec

111 – Morlorca

in which you get a strange sinking feeling, you learn how to get down underground, you become fascinated with succulents, and Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

Aug 01, 202032 minEp. 111

110 – Losing It

in which things are catching fire, we hear from Corin Deeth I, Junior helps Corin with a side project, the Interrobang is a thing, and Abagail Dark “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

Jul 01, 202029 minEp. 110

109 – Stir Crazy

in which we hear about some developments from some lesser known Kakos Industries Divisions, Corin goes on the offensive, Junior learns a craft, and Svetlana Kartoshka “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]

Jun 01, 202029 minEp. 109

108 – Amity

in which we read a book, not a whole lot happens, there’s a Wow moment, and Arthur Noland “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you […]

May 01, 202031 min

Not Cover Story 3 – Corona

CW: Corona Virus stuff. Hi. I had plans to do a couple of different pieces in this space instead of another thing reminding us that the world is not how we expected it to be right now. But I’ve been consuming media that either tries to instill hope in more or less dangerous ways, or […]

Apr 29, 202011 min

Daniel Jarnax – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder

Sometimes, a shareholder really goes above and beyond. Hello, friends, shareholders, and employees. Thank you all for taking the time to join me today. Yes it was mandatory, but it would have taken a lot longer to assemble all of you if you did not come so willingly. Today, we are here to talk about […]

Apr 10, 20208 min

CYOA 11-15

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Apr 08, 20208 min

107 – Isolation

in which everyone is alone, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe, we peer into the Big Black Hole, Junior gets antsy, and Hayden Neff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

Apr 01, 202033 minEp. 107

CS54 – Quarantine

https://www.neverrad.com/subscribe https://www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then perhaps you don’t yet have enough toilet paper and you should buy more. I hope that all of you are doing […]

Apr 01, 20203 min

CYOA One 1-10

Join the fun https://kakosindustries.com/patreon 1 You awaken in a dimly lit hallway. You know in your gut that you are somewhere inside of Kakos Industries, but you don’t know where. There aren’t any windows, just blank, black walls and a faintly glowing white ceiling. The air is slightly humid, and a bit warmer than you […]

Mar 11, 202026 min

Not Cover Story 2.5 – Monetization Follow Up

Thank you. Hello, everyone. I wanted to do a quick response to the last piece, not another cover story 2. When I said that the first response to the first one was overwhelming, well, that guy didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. To summarize, my Patreon contributions increased by 50%, which is […]

Mar 05, 20204 min

106 – Brilliance

in which we recap the Shareholders’ Ball, things begin to stack up on the lawn, Junior has some choice words for Corin, Meredith is preparing for something, we hear a strange tape from Corin Deeth I, and Tony Jackets “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it […]

Mar 01, 202026 minEp. 106

Not Cover Story 2 – Monetization

KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […]

Feb 12, 202014 min

Never Rad Volume 6 March 2nd

Join us! neverrad.com/ticket Hello Kakos industries shareholders. The next installment of the never rad Miscellany is March 2nd, live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. It’s going to be an awesome […]

Feb 01, 202038 sec

105 – Ransom

in which we hear some demands, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, Meredith Gorgoro improves the workers in Hell, Gray gets some help, the Tabitha’s keep doing something, Junior gets a strange feeling, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, […]

Feb 01, 202032 min

Not Cover Story 1.5

Thank you for your messages. Hi, there. I meant to get another one of these not cover stories up much sooner, and I’ve got a couple that I’m working on, but I wanted to take this time to respond to the last one separately. Let me begin by saying that all of the emails, messages […]

Feb 01, 20202 min

104 – The Trudge

in which everyone feels a bit under the weather, the Division of Visions has an important update, work grinds to a halt, a few test subjects have a serious existential crisis, and Frank the Tank “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]

Jan 01, 202031 minEp. 104

Never Rad Volume 5 Announcement

NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix, AZ. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. The Never Rad Miscellany Volume 5 is going to be presented at the Rebel Lounge in Phoenix on Sunday, December 22nd, 2019. If you’re around, I’d love it if you came to the show. I’ll be hanging around for a bit afterward also. […]

Dec 08, 201938 sec

103 – Anticel

In which some serious grinching occurs, Junior cares for some infants, preparations are made for Yule and the Zestival, Hell gets festive, Dunk and Jasmine continue to avoid one another, the Tabithas become eerily silent, and Camillo Cerigata “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]

Dec 01, 201927 minEp. 103

Not Cover Story – Introduction

Hi. I’m Conrad. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. If you haven’t gone much further than this podcast feed, than you probably haven’t heard too much from me as a person. I also realize that it can be kind of difficult to introduce myself effectively after more than five years, but we’ll try. I should say […]

Nov 19, 201915 min

CS53 – Hoodie and Black Friday

Preorder a Kakos Industries hoodie today! store.kakosindustries.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It is that time of year again. We’re coming upon the most Evil celebration of Black Friday, and I am here to help you celebrate. I have heard your requests, and your darkest prayers have been answered: We’re doing preorders for more hoodies.They’re different […]

Nov 13, 20192 min