Fifty Episodes! Wha Happened? In this one: Squatchin’ Or Skinwalkin’? / Interdimensional Cryptoids / Biggest Ba’als Of Them All / Psychic Bob And The Hathors / Cleophus Brown Sees A UFO / Weird Mortuary Rites Of George Bush Sr. / Disney Magic Shuts The Door
Truther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Describin’ Mutilations! An Amazing True Case of a Mutilated Cow! We Visit the Scene of an Actual Mutilation! Edgar Mitchell’s Psychic Experiments From Outer Space! Sarah Hangs Out With Real Pilots and Gets Real UFO Stories! THIS ONE GOES DEEP.
In this chapter, the beautiful and talented Mike Scheidt (Yob, Vhol) joins Shelby and Aesop LIVE at the Phallus Palace to discuss various and sundry topics, including (but not limited to): Openly Weeping Over Star Trek TNG, A Table For One At Denny's And The Resulting Food Sadness, Train Sounds, Penis Metal, Sharkfuckin'/Fast As A Shark (Depending On The Specific Shark And Type of Transportation Involved), Wesley Grindcrusher, Elephant Walrus Mating Season, More Train Sounds, Glen Benton Shampoo...
We go straight down the rabbit hole on the Scalia death, trace out the entire occult history of the participants, and emerge with a STARTLING NEW REVELATION that connects shit in a way that will (hopefully) blow your mind! Or just keep jerking off and watching wrestling, I don't care.
Magickal Online Seminars! The Pick Up Magician! Pick Up Dads! Furry Perversions! Hashtag Stay Woke Shit! Trump Knows 9/11! Is There Really A Book Of Secrets? Space Music! Shaded Half Of The Satellite! Reviews Of Shows And Movies! Lucifer At The Superbowl!
It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS! In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense.
Wow! The Popobawa! Celebrity Clones! DNA Activation! A Brand New Cult! Lisa Frank and Her Coke Problem! Wow!
Join your weird conspiracy friends at IllCon for an “illuminating” in-depth discussion of Planet Nibiru and the Annunaki. Spoiler: it was aliens.
Come relax with your pals Cory and Erik while we shoot the breeze about sketchy hotels, frozen heads, Bowie conspiracies, Nibiru and the Anunnaki, the Kaballah, Greys, the Beach Boys, and other chill topics. It’s the Jackie Brown of podcasts!
A Very Special Episode guest starring Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio and Shelby Cobras from some stupid show. Listen for magical surprises and mega laffs!
GODDAMN IT PEOPLE N.A.D. IS BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVERRR Supreme Chuckles / Shut Up I’m Still Talking / This Is Ford Country / Fogle's Palace / You Be The Judge / Al Sizzler / Video Game Cover Songs Before They Were Cool / Morning Show Boot Camp / Armenian Lamb Sacrifices
Live From The Sea Of Tranquility / Fake Moon Landing Chat / Apollo 13 Ritual Chat / Nazis on the Moon / Hollow Moon Theory / Soul Trap Moon / Tranquility Lodge 2000
Basically Worse Than Anti-Semetism / Magickal Hollywood J.O. Rituals / Joe Rogan & Ari Shaffir vs. Bill Hicks / If You See Something, Say Something / Broken Dolls That Say Satanic Shit
IllCon Low Lights! Describin’ Memes 3: Describin’ Condoms! Occult Gains At The Gym! The Young Investigator’s Guide To Ancient Aliens! Man Bums! Occult Star Wars Shit! A New Genre Of Dude! Travis Walton Addendum! Christians Debunking Mormonism! Weird Grating Sounds In The Sky!
Guest Starring Charles The Heckler! Were the Paris attacks predicted by occult numerology? Does a bold new theory of human hybridization explain scandalous events at the highest levels of British government? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
We go hard on the Travis Walton abduction! New audio recordings! New evidence revealed! Alien torture porn! This is a good one.
Halloweed Holocast Post Show Wrap Up / Tales Of New San Francisco / Down In The Dark For 69 Days With Antonio Banderas / Tupac Alive In Serbia? / Lil’ Ween / Describin’ Memes: Trump Meme Extravaganza / Astrological Charts Of The Political Elite / Living In The Cheese Dimension
Mike Watt Encounters! Floating Cities! NASA’s Project Blue Beam! The Biggest Letdown in History! Psychedelic Honey! Angels Landing On Hills! Masonic Roots Of Mormonism! Rock Jams Of The Latter Day Saints!
Turbocharged Tony Little / Shit Dads / What Women Think About Sport Chat / Teh Ermahgerd Gerl / Satanic Kate Spade / Solomon’s Megachurch / A Little More Inspiration / How To Catch A Ghost Horse / Tonetta - The Saint / Creepy Dude Workout Videos / Have A Very Buttisimo Day / Rocky Horror Chat / Burning Life Second Man / Shine On In Pork Heaven / Fuck Everything
The Full Limbaugh / Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost / Media Manipulation / Martian Water and the Space Pope / Wherein I Describe Lisa Frank Memes In Great Detail / Jeb Loves The Redskins / Back To The Future Conspiracies Explained / Sports Cops / Illuminati Christian Rock Exposed / Holy Ghost Adventures / Spirit Box Jesus / You Don't Practice Santeria But J-Lo Does
Guest Starring: Al!Yes Sober Podcasts / Vortex Pro Tip / Human Recall / Aliens Love Us / Planet Earth About To Be Recycled / Death Cult Pro Tip / Childs In Salmon Pants / Fucking Carpetbagger Giants Fans / Why Are You So Proud Of Your Blue Ribbon? / Best Locker Room Speeches / Clapping At The Same Time As The Austrians / Drummers Who Need To Express Themselves / Has Morrissey Ever Even Had Sex? / I Need Beer To Talk MKULTRA / Real Or Not Real?
No Sober Podcasts / Big Announcement In IllCon Land / Fogled By A Psychic / Essence Of Macklemore / Karma Fucks Me / Business Vape / Erik Attempts To Psychically Predict The IllCon Mascot Bracket / Gargling Satan's Cock / About The Most 90s Thing I Can Think Of / A Middle To Upper Class Cult / A Freemason Rosicrucian Secret Society Sex Magick Thing / Sirius Business / One Hundred People Is Enough Fuel / You Can't Just Drug The Kids, You Gotta Kill Them / Definitely Unhinged Obviously
Four Shots Too Many On The Ride Of Life / Speak Truth To Power / What You See Is Not What You Get / Shit Dude Taste / So Many Teeth / You Son Of A Bitches! / Think Like A Broad / Fat Depp / Tonetta - Lots And Lots Of Drugs / Gotta Shed This Flesh Prison / Conspira-Sea Cruise / Stephen King Jamz / The Truth About Things Conspiratorial / An All-You-Can-Eat Conspiracy Buffet / Seminars / Joey Korn Founder Of Korn / Too Far Over The Edge
Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler! A Big Machine That Does Energy Stuff / Fucking Loaded With Occult Symbolism Right Now / Too Far Down The Nazi Path / Famous Crypts Of The Hapsburg Empire / Aliens Can Be Catholics Too / Devil Law / Remember The 22nd And 23rd Of September / Illuminati Duality / Kid's Cartoons Of A Certain Type / Crazy Moment Of Synchronicity / The Transfiguration Of The Antichrist / Licks And Kicks
Guest Starring: Coby Shelbras! When The Walkenry Starts To Fade / Two More Hirtlers Please / Shelby Versus Electronics / Fantasy Beer And Illuminati Wine / Podcast Town Shoutout(?) / The Circle Of The Bell / The Elixir of Eternal Life / A Mythical Lump Of Clay Formed Into A Human Shape Bent To The Will Of Whoever Puts The Word Of Truth Inside Of Its Head / Dark Homunculi Shit / How Is Babby Formed? / My Dudes! / Sarah's Dad Crush Of The Week / A Great Comedy About Dead Children / A Temporally Qu...
Mic Check One Two One Two / Shelby and Otis / M.A. in B.S. / Budapest Chat / Hair Rituals Of The Metal Elite / Kitschy Catholic Relics / Vienna Chat / A Scale From One To Depp / Habsburg Sarcophagi / Hologram Opera / A Bit Of A Stake In The Country / The Saturn Moon Matrix / Booq Piqqs
Podcasting Is A Dirty Business / Weird Mysterious Alien Virus / A Really Long Night On The Pole / Makes Ghosts Hard / Blue Powerade / Free And Loose Out On The Streets / To Force The Dead To Reveal The Secrets Of The Unseen World / The Faustian Tale / Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Shopping (Sarah's Al Rant) / Full Femme Fatale / The Pac-Man Moon Theory / That's Shit Dead / Full On Double Saxophone / Lady Superstitions / Siqq Piqqs: Rifftrax / Edgar Winter In The Summertime
Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler! I can't even describe this one, you guys. We tie all the threads together. Just listen. We go deep.
Jerry's Finger / Homemade Cum Wine / Butt Cleavage / First Known Recordings Of IllCon Radio / DORITOS / Erik's Terrible Dumb Ideas / Gogglebox: Social Control Programming, Every Sunday On Channel 4 / ScrotumTumor.com / Jesus's Foreskin / Zac Baggins Is Synchronistically Communicating With Me Through His Ouija Board / Don't Do Anything Important At 3AM / A Walken Role / On The Internet, No One Knows You're Leonard Cohen / All The Holes That Have Turned Into Eyes / Philly Ray Cyrus / No Poo Moveme...
