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Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

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Episodes

Episode 78 - Follow The Funny

Nothing to see here, just Al and Erik shooting the shit. Topics include: NAD’s First Book Review / How To Gamble On Horses / CIA Mars Remote Viewing Attempt / UFO Researcher Of The Year / Our “Get Out” Review. Keep moving, keep moving.

Mar 13, 201746 min

Episode 76 - Le Flat Earth

Jesus take the wheel! I’m flying solo. Topics include: Trump numerology, Flat Earth memes, Musical frequencies distorting your reality, and Freemason hackers attacking the ECB. Come along, come along, come along.

Feb 06, 201742 min

Episode 75 - National Treasure III: Return Of The Hot Breath

WOW! It's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Nights After Dark! With an ALL STAR CAST featuring Sara, Al, and Welf! We dive deep on the IllCon Sketchfest show, the CIA's remote viewing program, and the intricacies of the National Treasure franchise. It's a real good time for the whole family, except for all the swears and alien porn discussion.

Jan 23, 201751 min

Episode 74 - What's The Deal With Antarctica?

Look, it’s a solo Nights After Dark episode. If you’re listening, you probably know what to expect. I get drunk and talk about Antarctica. It’s highly magical.

Jan 02, 201743 min

Episode 73 - Failed Sacrifice Of The Year

Have you been feeling CONFUSED recently? Has reality CRUMBLED around you? Don’t panic! Just sit back, relax, and let Charles and I expose the occultic deep state engines driving the chaos of the world, and why Kim Kardashian of all fucking people is the lynchpin holding everything together.

Dec 19, 20161 hr 5 min

Episode 72 - Looking For Owls

Wow it’s a solo show! Subjects rambled about include: Listener Corrections, Jesus’s True God, Timewave Zero and the Transcendental Object At The End Of Time, Tarot Cards on the 2017 Economist, and Operation Werewolf! It's a good wholesome time for the whole family. Minimal swears.

Dec 05, 201645 min

Episode 71 - The Light Behind The Wall

Tune on, turn out, and drop in as Charles and I pull back the curtain to reveal the physical and metaphysical engines driving the chaos of your present reality. Not gonna spoil the surprises, but this one goes hard in the paint.

Nov 28, 201653 min

Episode 70 - Thanks Voodoo

So you think that the Illuminati isn’t real? That our last three presidents haven’t been Satanists? That voodoo magic didn't cause the Trump presidency? Come down here with me, I’ll show you some shit.

Nov 14, 201642 min

Episode 69 - Inside Outside Baseball

Join Shelby, Al, and Erik for some real straight talk as we wrap up the IllCon Satanic Halloween Comedy Ritual, discuss the nuts and bolts of our super advanced comedy theory, recount the Kubrick exhibit, hit or shit David Icke’s son’s music, and watch in horror as Shelby drinks a pint of tequila in under an hour. WARNING: no actual conspiracy theories are discussed.

Oct 31, 201652 min

Episode 68 - Gotta Wake 'Em Up

Join me on a mystical journey where we debunk reality simulations with something even stranger, get heavy with Wikileaks leaks, fuck with new Mandela Effect possibilities, and reveal plans for the coming Illuminati space nation. Come along, if you can handle the truth.

Oct 17, 201644 min

Episode 67 - Would You Could You On A Podcast?

Topics Include: Weird Warnings / I Am Truthor / You Can’t Handle The Proof / The Girlfriend Represents My Mind / Bohemian Grove Votes Third Party / Meme Magick Of The Alt Right / Baal’s Back / The Program Is Self-Correcting / Question The Reality Of Questioning Reality / Black Slime Creeping Over DC

Oct 03, 201649 min

Episode 66 - Alien Resources

Join your hosts Drunk Al and Drunk Erik on a podcast journey that ranges from sports superstitions to psychedelics to the extraterrestrial origins of chess to to the ESL conspiracy metal of Carlos Spartacus. Disclaimer: we are actually drunk and express some strong sports opinions.

Sep 19, 201654 min

Episode 65 - We Solved It

Charles and I dissect the finer points of the global struggle for control of alien technology, occult Masonic influence on trade routes and colonial America, and how UFOs destroyed the SpaceX rocket. What more could you possibly want??

Sep 05, 201652 min

Episode 64 - Templars, Lizards, and Bees

In this episode, we discuss the Masonic, occult, and/or reptilian angles of Chicago architecture, Usain Bolt, mental competency to stand trial, Hillary vs. conspiracy culture, woke ass comments on MRA videos, first-hand accounts of Alex Jones being weird, Time Travelin’ Trump, and Nikola Tesla’s views on feminism. This episode connects literally everything, so if you like episodes that connect literally everything, u mo b there!

Aug 29, 201651 min

Episode 62 - A Reptile Dysfunction

It's a solo show! Allow me to ramble to you about our adventures in Las Vegas, the London Bridge in Lake Havasu, and fake Garths. Memes are also described.

Aug 08, 201638 min

Episode 60 - Testing Tin Foil Hats

Come along for the ride while we get weird on synchronicity, occult occurrences, 13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati, the Hum, and the shielding properties of tin foil!

Jul 11, 201636 sec

Episode 59 - Hangin' With Charles And Ron Part 2: Occult Geography

The second half of this amazing two-part episode is also jam-packed with content! We go deep on geographic anomalies and the ways in which those might be influencing our physical reality. Are UFO sightings and paranormal occurrences connected to earth's energies? Are orders of black magicians blackening our ley lines? Is there a secret geographic component to nuclear fission? Tune in to find out!

Jul 04, 201652 min

Episode 56 - Occult Tendencies Of The Tech Elite

In this one, we talk about Silicon Valley’s deep influence on America: Eric Schmidt manipulating the election, Peter Thiel bankrupting the media, and Elon Musk’s “one in a billion” chance that we don’t live a holographic reality. We also talk about past lives encroaching on the present and Alex Jones’s siqq Info Wars clothing line. Please do join.

Jun 13, 201651 min

Episode 55 - Top Men

Wow, what a episode! Advanced subjects include: Psychic On A Leash! Poltershit! Tom DeLonge And His Unified UFO Theory! David Paulides And His Missing Persons! 19th Century Americana UFO Stories! And many other things! Please enjoy!

May 30, 201655 min

Episode 54 - Remains Of Something Weird

2 Woke (No Girls) / Skulls For Sale / Back To The Crack / Fourteen Saloons, Two Dance Halls, No Law Enforcement / Psychic Moments / Layers Of Ghost Towns / You Are Not Alone / Describin’ Freedom Lovers

May 23, 201646 min

Episode 53 - Kedophiles

Total Bullshit Is Our Bread And Butter / Elvis Is Prince Is Alive / Picture A White Jumpsuit / Intyrely Misremembered / Describin’ Memes: The Meme Dad / Shadow Man On Campus / The Greenbaum Speech / Michael Aquino and the Temple of Set

May 09, 201642 min

Episode 52 - Sarah Does Disney World

Wiccan Jesus / Archon Elaboration / Lisa Frank Hellscape / It’s A Disney World / Aerosmith Themed Everything / Are You Holy Land Experienced? / The Goat Man Claims Another Victim / Why All Our Celebrities Are Dying / Prince Predicts 9/11

May 02, 201651 min

Episode 51 - Don't Arc Off, Archon

Welcome to NAD Episode 51, featuring an array of diverse and stimulating topics such as: How Does A Rainbow Go? / What A Cat Saw / Expounding The Interdimensional Hypothesis / Grey Alien Sex Majick Rituals / Describin’ Gnostic Reptilians / Carl Jung on UFOs / Mini-Bilderberg / The New World Order Commemorative Glock / Earthquake Chat / Name Dropping Moloch / This Chick Is Going Down

Apr 18, 201658 min

DEATH METAL DADS: Episode 3 - Staring Through The Eyes of the Dad (with Marissa Martinez-Hoadley)

Dad-Chat HEATS UP in Episode 3: STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD!In this month's installment, Aesop and Shelby are joined by their bestest pal and bandmate Marissa Martinez-Hoadley (Cretin, Repulsion) to make an attempt at not talking about dicks for 90 minutes. Topics include (but are not limited to): A Brief Celebration of the 100th Anniversary of The Elephant Pajama Joke, Psyllium Husk: Dietary Supplement or Prog Band?, Thawing Out The Blue Grape Neanderthal, How We're All Slowly Dying, Me...

Apr 04, 20161 hr 28 min
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