The American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 5 min
Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler! Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?
Jun 22, 2015•1 hr 6 min
American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before
Jun 15, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!
Jun 01, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.
May 25, 2015•1 hr 5 min
In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky UK snacks!
May 18, 2015•1 hr 8 min
Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!
May 11, 2015•1 hr 8 min
Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 5 min
"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze.
Apr 27, 2015•1 hr
Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.
Apr 20, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art, talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you.
Apr 13, 2015•1 hr 7 min
Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.
Apr 06, 2015•1 hr
Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.
Mar 23, 2015•1 hr
It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.
Mar 16, 2015•1 hr 5 min
In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!
Mar 09, 2015•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, we probe the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.
Mar 02, 2015•1 hr 2 min
LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Zoo Chat! Wachowski Chat! Akhenaten Chat! German Snack Chat, Vol. II! Wagner Chat!
Feb 23, 2015•1 hr 3 min
LOCATION: Berlin, Germany TOPICS: Rocky Horror Chat! Film Festival Chat! German Snack Chat! Mozart Chat! Scriabin Chat! Alien Chat!
Feb 16, 2015•59 min
LOCATION: Venice, Italy TOPICS: Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton
Feb 01, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Guest Starring: Charles the Heckler! Location: New York City Topics: A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven
Jan 25, 2015•1 hr 11 min
Guest Starring Al! LOCATION: Sedona, AZ TOPICS: Stapp Up 2 Your Mentality / Welcome To Vortex Country / Chakra Kahn / Unidentified Football Objects / You’ve Discovered My Inner Child / Baby Alien In A Jar / Herb Walks / I Married A Psychic / Hair Doesn’t Just Disappear / UFO Segway Tours
Jan 19, 2015•1 hr
Guest Starring Shelby Cobras! TOPICS: Pink Floyd Covers Garth Brooks for Taco Bell (super rare!) / Flagstaff, AZ: Illuminati Hotspot? / Weird Rooms / Shadow People Hate Frasier / Vapin n Grapin / Summoning the Spirit of Jerry Garcia / Sarah the Ghost Whisperer / Shelby’s Warehouse Ghost / Cat Worship / Errol Flynn's Cockfight Casino / A Message From Our Sponsor
Jan 11, 2015•1 hr 7 min
