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Honey We're Home

Caroline Crawford Patterson
Welcome to Honey We’re Home, a not too serious show for the girlies building their lives — and their brands — with intention. Host Caroline Crawford Patterson sits down with female founders, friends, and creatives to talk candidly and get to the messy middle of friendship, business, beauty, and what it really looks like to build a meaningful life in your 20s and 30s, deconstructing some narratives along the way.  Whether you’re navigating married life, building a brand, or just trying to find your people, this show is your weekly reminder that you’re not alone. With unfiltered conversations, practical wisdom, and a touch of humor, these are conversations for the married girls who dream big, love hard, and love to have a laugh. Make a martini and settle in. Welcome to the world of Hot Hunnies. New episodes every week.
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Episodes

Dirty Laundry, Dirty Boyfriends and Dirty Secrets: A Solo Episode Feat. chat

Well honeys, Welcome back to another solo episode and a round of dirty laundry, mixed in with a new game called "ask chat". This might be the first and last time we take chat for a spin, primarily because it's the day Caro realizes that chat is boy.. a major disappointment to all mankind. Nevertheless, it's a ride. We do a brief pop-culture round up including shows of the moment (are they worth the watch?) before getting into a few scenarios involving family secrets and a bf that low-key needs t...

Jun 25, 202545 min

Honey Let's Talk Filling Your Tank, Beyond "Self Care" : Solo Ep

Welcome back my girls, to another ep of Honey We're Home! This is a solo ep, the first ever recorded from the comfort of the couch - and we're catching up on the past few weeks now that we're basically mid-summer (how crazy is that?!) We get in to the guilt that can sometimes come with taking the time to do "frivolous" or "fun" things at times, especially when you're in a situation where you feel your time might be needed elsewhere. Is it selfish and irresponsible, or is it just self care and fi...

Jun 17, 202547 min

Behind The Scenes of Building Everything But The Dress

This week, with the help of one of the hunnies favorite guests and Everything But The Dress Co-Founder, Caroline Crawford Patterson and Jenna Bycoff get in to the nasty of the world of Everything But The Dress. What started as a concept for a bridal pop up representing designers and business owners for brides to shop everything but the dress in real life, came to fruition 3 years later with the first week long pop up in the West Village. From the day the idea was born, to the moment a dentist re...

Jun 10, 20251 hr 12 min

Honey, Welcome K8 New York!

Honey's, it's everyone's favorite apartment to home superstar, Kate Lewis. Kate has been a friend for years, and is a viral sensation for her renter (and non renter friendly) updates to her beautiful New York City apartment, giving us some of the craziest NYC transitions we have ever seen, and never scared to try a new idea. In this episode we do cover some of the ins and outs of how to easily turn a house in to a home, but not without first getting in to the story of how Kate became K8 New York...

Jun 03, 20251 hr 9 min

Honey! A Rapid Fire of Wedding + Marriage ?s: 28 min

thank you for your patience hunnies - I’ve missed you these past 3 weeks. As an offering this week’s episodes will be double the fun - a 30 min one on one short and a guest episode with our hosting queen Kate Lewis of K8NewYork. This solo show is an FAQ round up - a list of (semi?) burning questions, and generally a great catch up. We get in to men’s summer trends (we may need a re-do as I’ve since been updated on some things we missed out on lol). What makes you “feel married” - at the ceremony...

May 27, 202534 min

What's Really Been Going On?

It's our first solo episode, honeys, and it's bite sized! We start with a lot of housekeeping - this is definitely a transition that we are going through together and we have a few decisions to make! The meat of this guy is a raw and honest take on what's been going on in my personal life (to the best of my ability) over the past year (and then some) and it's freeing to put it on the line. So excited about where this journey is going to take us honey's and I hope you enjoy the quick episode!!! S...

Apr 29, 202539 min

Competitive Sisters-In-Law, Engagement Rings, & the End Of An Era <3

This episode is sponsored by Botanic Tonics ♡ click here to shop our favs Hello honeys!! We're back shooting the sh*t this week about everything and anything. We kick off the episode talking about engagement rings: what happens when your diamond almost falls out, and would you ever upgrade your ring? We then (of course) talk about periods for a brief moment before getting in to an email all about a sister in law who's trying to be annoyingly competitive with our listener while they're both pregn...

Apr 22, 20251 hr 16 min

Honey Who Should I Tell About My Pregnancy News?

Welcome back honeys!! We start off this episode by demanding justice for some of our favorite childhood villains (hint: Sharpay Evans deserved way better). We then have a crucial discussion about men: Logan or Jess? Aidan or Big? Lon or Noah? You can't lie and tell us you wouldn't have picked Lon. We then discuss an email about a disagreement between a couple on who they should be telling about their recent pregnancy news, before we end on a fun game of Love or War. Tune in for all the juicy det...

Apr 15, 20251 hr 3 min

Honey My Friends Cancelled on My Bach

Hey hunnies - This episode is half shoot the shit and half problem solving. These past few weeks have been insane and the girls are getting it in where they can fit in. They talk this past warm NYC saturday and get in to ideal summer saturday plans which leads them to the discussion of summer FOMO, when it seems like everyone else around you has plans, except for you. What can we do to feel less comparative and more proactive about staying home? They spend the second half of the episode discussi...

Apr 01, 202556 min

Honey I Don't Want To Share My Childcare

Welcome back Honeys!! On today's episode, were catching up and chatting all things food, family, and finding good childcare when you don't have family members as an option (hint: we don't know wtf to do). Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 20251 hr 4 min

Getting Honest About Botox & Filler ft. George Baxter Holder

Welcome back honeys!! Today's episode is jam-packed with all the injectables knowledge you could ever need. Our guest George Baxter-Holder is a board-certified nurse practitioner and VP of Talent at SkinSpirit. After getting the tea on George's fascinating life story, we chat all things neurotoxins (aka Botox, Dysport, etc.), filler (and why there's such a stigma around it), what types of treatments celebrities are getting done to look so young (hint hint: collagen production). We answer all you...

Mar 18, 20251 hr 12 min

Sisters In Law & Family Dynamics Pt. 2

Hi Honeys!! You all wanted to talk about sisters in law so much that we did a part 2 allll about em. This time, answering a crazy listener email along with some more "how to deal with a difficult SIL" questions. Love you!! xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 11, 20251 hr 1 min

How To Deal With a Difficult Sister In Law

It's the moment we've all been waiting for, Honeys. You've been begging us to talk about Sisters in Law, so we're finally doing it. We start off today's episode by catching up and analyzing our very different outfits (Nicole looks like she's running for office and Caro looks like a summer day, showing some shoulder). We then share an EXCITING announcement (nyc girlies, we're looking at you!), and then we jump into the beloved topic of sisters in law. We go through audience horror story submissio...

Mar 04, 20251 hr 12 min

Honey It's Time For Dirty Laundry Confessions

Honey, it's Tuesday - and it's time to do the laundry. We have a Dirty Laundry episode today (well the back half at least) and it's a GOOD one. If there's one thing for sure, drama gives us anxiety but OPD is the exception (Other People's Drama). Tune in for lighthearted but juicy stuff that we share with the class. And speaking of anxiety, we get all in to communicating with your partner when you're anxious after a solid side bar on the meaning of dreams and why Netflix shows suck for putting t...

Feb 25, 20251 hr 12 min

Prepping Your Body for Pregnancy, Birth, & Postpartum ft. Emily Claman

Today's episode is for the mamas (or those who want to be one day!!) and oh honey is it a good one. We sat down with Emily Claman, prenatal &amp; postnatal fitness expert and Founder of Push fitness, and talked all things prepping our bodies for babies. Emily enlightened us on things we didn't even know existed in our bodies, such as our "deep core", "posterior chain", and "pelvic floor", and told us why they're so important to access and strengthen. We talked about how soon-to-be and new moms a...

Feb 18, 20251 hr 7 min

Bachelorette Bound: Navigating Pregnant Friends + Party Rules

This week, we dive into a listener's dilemma—is it okay to be pregnant on her sister-in-laws bachelorette? Does she affect the party vibe? Is it still fun for her? Long story short, it should always be up to the girly that's actually pregnant. From accommodating your pregnant friends without making them feel left out, to giving yourself permission to rest and say no, we’re all trying to navigate these major life shifts, keep the fun alive, and still be there for each other (both ways). We dish o...

Feb 11, 20251 hr 10 min

Date Night Ideas, Valentine's Day Plans, & Rules for Galentine's Day

Honeys, can you even believe it? Valentine's Day is next week, and are we at all ready? No! But that's OK because it's overhyped and overrated anyways. On this week's episode, we give you alllllll the fun date night suggestions (catch us at your local Dave &amp; Busters), as well as chat rules for Galentine's Day: can we celebrate it after Valentine's, or is that too depressing? Enjoy!! As always, email us at honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/honey...

Feb 04, 202551 min

To Go or Not To Go: It’s A Bachelorette Conundrum

happy tuesday hunnies ♡ this episode’s main topic is about a bachelorette conundrum from hell that we brought to the group before discussing on this weeks ep. The question remains, when you love the bride but not the friends… is it to go or not to go? Niki tells us what her sign would be if she won the lottery, Caro suggests a game that is basically made for the Jan date night theory, they debate the green tux viral tik tok video, and they both debrief on season 2 of Night Agent (no spoilers). T...

Jan 28, 20251 hr 13 min

How To Get Out of a Creativity Rut

Hello honeys. We're back after missing our first week ever (awkward). We're only human. In this episode, we catch up about all things TikTok ban, prioritizing date nights this year, whether we need therapy or career coaches (or both tbh), and more. We also give you tips on how to get your creative juices back so that you're able to thrive in 2025. Follow us on Instagram @honeywerehomepod where we'll be linking all the creativity resources you'll ever need! :) xoxo love you! Links From Today's Ep...

Jan 21, 20251 hr 18 min

Honey We’re Focused, Excited and Getting Our Spark Back in 2025

The girls are back together for the first time in 2025 and they have a lot to get off their chests. They catch up on New Year’s Eve plans, eating 12 grapes and the joy of not leaving the house before they get in to their thoughts so far on 2025. Nicole lists out 25 things she wants to change in 2025 including cooking her way through the alphabet (we’re still unsure how likely this is but we’re down to try as a team) and Caroline takes a different approach in to backing in to this long awaited ye...

Jan 07, 20251 hr 24 min

Honey It's Caro's Sister Sara Crawford

This week it's caro + her sister Sara, getting into what it's like to go to school + live abroad. Her Parisian life, recommendations for romantic travel spots, fashion advice and dating scene intel highlight this episode which closes out 2024 ♡ thank you to every single listener out there - we are so excited for 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 31, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 61

Honey We're Having Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas to all the hunnies!! See you on NYE &lt;3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 24, 20241 hr 11 min

How to Make More Money & Manifest Your Dream Life in 2025 ft. Kate Lombardo

Greetings Honeys!! If you want to be motivated to make more money and manifest all your wildest dreams, then this episode is a must-listen. Nicole's joined in the studio by the very inspiring Kate Lombardo, Yoga Director at YogaRenew, Money Mindset Mentor, and Mama of 2. Let's just say Kate has her sh*t together ok? We talk about Kate's morning routine and why having one is so important, how to surround yourself with inspiring people who are living the life you want, the difference between a hab...

Dec 17, 20241 hr 11 min

IVF Update & Being Married to a Grinch

Hi Honeys!! On today's episode, Nicole gives a long awaited IVF update, post second egg retrieval. We then discuss an email from a listener about how she's married to the Grinch. Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 10, 20241 hr 3 min

Honey We're Giving (And Getting) The Best Gifts

Helloooo Honeys. We're back this week with our first ever virtual episode, since the holiday season has us running around like chickens with our heads cut off. We recap our Thanksgivings, and chat about visiting in-laws and families' houses over the holidays. Is it OK to keep a bunch of stuff at your in-laws? Is it messed up to bring your dog to your families' house, even though they're allergic? What happens when the women get stuck doing all the holiday work, while the men get to sit and watch...

Dec 03, 20241 hr 12 min

We're Married: What's Next? ft. Ilana Dunn Solomon

Honeys this is a GOOD conversation. On today's episode, we have the incredible honor of chatting with Ilana Dunn Solomon, host of the popular relationships podcast, Seeing Other People. She's vulnerable and real with us about feeling the pressures that the early marriage stage of life brings: Do we need to be buying houses? Should we be starting families? Why does it feel like everyone around us is taking the "next steps" while we're stuck not being ready for those? No matter what stage of life ...

Nov 26, 20241 hr 17 min

Deciding Where To Spend The Holidays

Ho Ho Ho Honeys, it's officially the holiday season. Nicole's wearing a see-through formal dress, and Caro's wearing sweats (so off-brand for us). We kick off the episode with a discussion about about how men shouldn't care what women wear. Then we talk about our Thanksgiving plans, and how Caro is already stressed about the holidays. We then do our very first Honey Hotline voicemail, answering the pressing question of is it OK to spend the holidays apart from your significant other? Xoxo LEAVE ...

Nov 19, 202452 min

Honey I Hate My Bestie's Husband

Welcome back Honeys!! We're exhausted yet thriving. Today's episode starts off with over-analyzing the art of napping, followed by an interesting theory about how you can tell a lot about a relationship by the types of instagram reels you're sending each other. We then get into airing your wildest confessions in our new segment: Dirty Laundry. From hooking up with your bosses to attending sex parties to hating your friends' spouses and more, there's no shortage of crazy stories here. We end with...

Nov 12, 20241 hr 16 min

Girls Trips, Baby Shower Boundaries, & Friends In Different Life Stages

Aaaaand we're back again with another episode this week. After we briefly recap our wholesome Halloweens, Caro recaps her girls trip staycation and talks about why the "flow" of the weekend is so important. We then get into the good stuff where we answer a listener email about telling your friend who's going through IVF that you're expecting. The mantra for this episode is know your audience. Hint: It's crucial to have friends in different life stages to be your support system throughout your ow...

Nov 05, 20241 hr 15 min

Honey We’re Trying to Have Babies (Nicole's IVF Journey)

On today’s episode of Honey We’re Home, Nicole is sharing the status of her fertility journey with you all. After some quick housekeeping items up top, they get right into it (well, after a couple disclaimers of course). Nicole talks about when she and her husband started trying to conceive, and about their decision to finally start the embryo freezing process as they now head into their second cycle. None of this was planned, it just felt like the right time to finally share, so buckle up and e...

Oct 29, 20241 hr 6 min
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