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Honey We're Home

Caroline Crawford Patterson
Welcome to Honey We’re Home, a not too serious show for the girlies building their lives — and their brands — with intention. Host Caroline Crawford Patterson sits down with female founders, friends, and creatives to talk candidly and get to the messy middle of friendship, business, beauty, and what it really looks like to build a meaningful life in your 20s and 30s, deconstructing some narratives along the way.  Whether you’re navigating married life, building a brand, or just trying to find your people, this show is your weekly reminder that you’re not alone. With unfiltered conversations, practical wisdom, and a touch of humor, these are conversations for the married girls who dream big, love hard, and love to have a laugh. Make a martini and settle in. Welcome to the world of Hot Hunnies. New episodes every week.
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Episodes

Women "Expand" throughout Life: But do Men?

Welcome back honeys. Today's episode kicks off with Nicole getting hacked. After some quick catching up and talking about one of our fav subjects (plastic surgery), the episode takes an unexpected turn in to one of the best topics yet: Women are expected to expand throughout life, but do we expect the same from men? Between the mental and physical loads women have to bear, we are basically superhuman and deserve a fat reward. But is being superhuman even a good thing, or just a way to turn an un...

Oct 22, 20241 hr 17 min

Honey We're Having a Home Birth with Kellee Khalil

We're back this week with the one and only Kellee Khalil, founder & CEO of Loverly and host of the Loverly Wedding Planning Podcast. This episode is a must-listen for any current moms, anyone planning to be a mom one day, or anyone who just loves fascinating stories about motherhood from a badass all around human. We talk about the notion of "having it all" as a mom, how nyc hustle culture can be toxic AF, and how you can move out of the city to be a suburban mom but still absolutely thrive ...

Oct 15, 20241 hr 10 min

Prepping Your Man For Fatherhood

Happy Spooky SZN, Honeys! What's the scariest thing of all?? Men who are having babies that don't understand what all goes into it! JK, we wouldn't know (yet), but our bada$$ mama listeners sure do, and this episode was driven by you all. We start off by giving you Halloween costume ideas. Some may be a bit basic, but who says that's a bad thing? Then we read the most hilarious listener submissions of all the things husbands didn't understand when becoming parents. We also learned a lot througho...

Oct 08, 20241 hr

Being An Adult Sucks (moving, money, maturing, & more)

Honeys, we're officially in our 30s. Which is great, we're more mature (sort of), more confident, and have more money than we did in our 20s. However, both decades still have one thing in common: becoming an adult during them sucks. It's hard sometimes. In this episode, we give updates on both of our moving situations (Nicole found a place! Caro, still up in the air), and we play a fun game of f*ck, marry, kill to discuss your submissions for how adulting sucks. We end the episode on some uplift...

Oct 01, 202457 min

Honey We're Using The Right Love Languages

We're back for another fun solo episode, and this time we're celebrating "Golden Husbands" for a change. We have an email from a listener all about how her husband is basically perfect, and we give her easy tips for how she can show her appreciation (hint: the #1 tip is just to be herself bc let's face it, he's lucky to be married to her anyway). Then we get into fun questions about each other to see who's the better listener, and in a shocking turn of events, it's Nicole who gets most of them r...

Sep 24, 20241 hr 6 min

Honey We're Guiding You Through Q4

Honeys, it's officially Fall and we're making sure you're READY to not let it pass you by. Chaotic summer is over and we're buckling down and cleaning out our apartments, room by f*cking room. It's time for Sunday reset and rot sessions. Today's episode is your ultimate guide to Q4, meant to motivate you to absolutely slay your life until the end of 2024. We're telling you what to do, buy, watch, read, and more, so you can plan ahead and have the best end of year like the baddie that you are. We...

Sep 17, 20241 hr 4 min

Honey He's Changing His Mind About Kids & Marriage

Honeys, this episode gets prettyyyy deep. We start with recapping Caro's birthday week and why it's important to be a good friend on your friend's birthday, and how Nicole won MVP of the week by simply sending bagels. We then get giddy about Fall and spooky season approaching, and no it's not too early for that ok? We also talk shows that we're watching right now (Love Island, Tell Me Lies, and The Perfect Couple) - and we're watching completely different shows (shocker). We finally get into the...

Sep 10, 20241 hr 10 min

Sex And Marriage: How Often Are We Supposed To Be Doing It?

Honeys, we're finally doing it (no pun intended). We're finally delving more into the topic of sex (Caroline is sweating, but Nicole's forcing the topic because it's important). Before we get into the sex talk, we discuss an email from a listener whose husband decided to tell her that he's changed his mind about wanting kids. The classic bait and switch. Nicole found a game in her TV credenza called "Where Should We Begin?" by Esther Perel, so the girls play it by answering some of the very uniq...

Sep 03, 20241 hr 18 min

Yapping About Baby Names, Green Cards, & Home Videos

Honeys, we’re kind of all over the place today (in the best way possible). Today’s episode kicks off with a continuation of the discussion around the listener email about getting married for a green card, since we have new info! Nicole and Caro have their first mini fight on the pod, which is exciting for you all because it makes for great content. They then discuss beauty and coffee-related recs of the week, and add in a new segment of women recs of the week where they basically just geek out o...

Aug 27, 20241 hr 1 min

Manifesting Your Ideal Future Self with Nikki Novo

Honeys, we did it. We finally had one of our long-awaited guests on: Intuitive, Podcaster, and Author, Nikki Novo. Despite Nicole referring to her as a "psychic" to long time listeners, Nikki is actually a spiritual advisor and intuitive reader. As the creator of the Soul Reading Method and author of Soul Led Living, Nikki has a goal of helping her clients find clarity and purpose in their path's, as well as discovering our soul's TRUE path and purpose, even when we're struggling to see what it ...

Aug 20, 20241 hr 7 min

Girls Trips vs. Couples Trips: Pros & Cons

Honeys, we're finally home. No but actually, the girls have been apart for what feels like a century because Nicole was running amok in Spain and London for the past 2.5 weeks since she's childless and (corporate) jobless. Caro catches her up on what she's missed, including Sonny Angels and the giant river in France. They then recap Nicole's trip and chat all about the pros and cons of traveling with a girl vs. a guy (hint: unfortunately it's easier with a guy only bc they carry bags). They end ...

Aug 13, 202458 min

Honey, It's Caro's Husband!! PT. 2 (support when work sucks, being flexible and always laughing)

There's a special guest this week and it is none other than John Albert Patterson III, Caro's witty husband, back for round two. No stranger to coming on the show, John and Caroline skip the meet cute (go to their first joint episode, Honey, John's Home, for all that good stuff and then come back!) and they get straight in to audience burning questions. After a quick recap of All About John, a Ballerina Farm debrief that only a male could drum up, and a saga of why being a faster dish washer isn...

Aug 07, 20241 hr 5 min

Ladies Who Lunch with Jenna Bycoff (BRIDEMERCH)

This is the first episode of "Ladies Who Lunch", an ongoing series where the girlies interview people they are obsessed with in real life and online over their favorite drinks, all to have a little laugh and maybe get a good story or a solid piece of life advice along the way. Their first guest is the electric and lovable Jenna Bycoff, the founder and designer of bridal streetwear brand, Bridemerch. Jenna gets deep about starting a brand in her mid-thirties and the journey to get there. She disc...

Jul 30, 20241 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Honey We're Falling in Love Again

Happy Freaking Tuesday. Caro read One Italian Summer and listened to Taylor's Swift surprise song set in Gelsenkirchen and decided just because she's married it doesn't mean she can't fall in love again. It's the summer of "sexy dates" - which are basically "engates" (engaged-dates) for washed up married girlies like ourselves. The real tea comes from audience tips, who are proof that this theory works and Niki has enough ideas to write a book on cool things we should all start doing with our sp...

Jul 23, 202452 min

We're Talking Money, Honey (bridesmaid costs, wall art, & more expensive things)

Today's episode addresses everyone's favorite topic: MONEY. Caro and Niki decide to sign up for painting classes because wall art is too expensive (let's see if they'll actually follow through with it though). Then, they talk about what they'd be doing if they could work for fun and not for money (lol, goals). The rest of the episode is spent discussing an email from a MOH who's bride friend is asking her to pay a trillion dollars for her MOH duties, which leads to a larger discussion: why is be...

Jul 16, 20241 hr 6 min

Honey We’re Dealing with Family Drama During Wedding Season

This week’s episode is a little shorter than usual, because summer is busy and time is of the essence for all! The girlies start off by addressing the elephants in the room: Niki’s fresh lip filler (only half a syringe) and Caro’s violent hangover. Then they chat about future baby nursery themes because it’s never too early to start visualizing those for your unborn children. They end the episode by giving advice on a listener email all about wedding planning with family drama: Do you have to in...

Jul 09, 202448 min

Honey We’re Battling Internet Strangers and Reviewing Baby Shower Etiquette

The elephant in the room is that caro got obliterated online last week and the girlies aren’t feeling GREAT about it. Caro might have handled it with jokes but she unpacks the unpleasantness and emotional breakdown behind what really happened and Niki threatens to go to battle in her honor - because all facades down, it isn’t pleasant being up against millions of bullies behind screens, no matter how secure you might be in reality. Afterwards there’s a very important rendezvous regarding baby sh...

Jul 02, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Are We Accepting the Bare Minimum From Men?

Today's episode is a fun catch up. If you really want to spice things up, let's play a little game: drink every time one of the girls says "involved". They start out by talking about which brands have a chic aesthetic, and which are made to cater to Crossfit men. Then, get discuss how it's important to set expectations early on with your partner about how involved (drink!) you want them to be in your life's events, and how unfortunately that's not always the case with some couples. Not Mike and ...

Jun 25, 20241 hr 6 min

Honey How Do We Feel About Work Wives? (and work friends in general)

Are there boundaries when it comes to bonding with the people you work with? The gals start out with a banger as caro recalls a surprise encounter with a naked gentleman in her building last week. But meat of this week's episode, however, is all about making (and keeping?) work friends - and how close is too close when it comes to your spouse and a work friend of the opposite sex? Work friends can be the reason we love our jobs, but how do we know if the relationship can survive beyond the offic...

Jun 18, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 32

What Are We Wearing This Summer?

It's officially summer in the city, and the girlies are sweaty but happy. The question on the top of all of our minds: are we actually wearing capri pants this summer? This week the girly pops get in to the nitty gritty of what’s "in" and how tf we’re supposed to style peplum and jelly sandals without looking like we're Phil of the Future straight from 2009. Niki is in love with track pants while Caro says butter yellow and flowy maxi skirts are here to stay. We promise this is as educational as...

Jun 11, 20241 hr 13 min

Honey Everyone Around Us is Having Babies

Honeys, we’re BAAAAACK, and we’re talking sh*t. It’s been a hot minute since Nicole and Caroline were in the studio together, so obviously there’s a lot of tea to spill. From Caro’s European escapades with Taylor Swift to Nicole’s trip back to her hometown country roots (she grew up in a corn field), there’s a full month of crazy happenings to revisit. The girls end with discussing their current baby fever state of the union and talk about how everyone around them is having kids. This episode is...

Jun 04, 20241 hr 16 min

Hot Mom 101 feat. Jenna Hunt (Nicole's Sis)

Honeys, class is in session. Nicole's in the studio this week with one of our most highly-requested guests: her elderly sister, Jenna. Fresh off of a wild night out in the city, the Pellegrino girls get right into chatting all things motherhood. They discuss mom guilt, never feeling like you're good enough, postpartum depression, trying to maintain energy as a boy mom, "having it all" as a working mom, being a mom without your own mom there to help you, and much more. They laugh, they bicker, an...

May 28, 20241 hr 16 min

Compromising On Where To Live With Your Partner

Today's episode is fun because the girlies are fresh off of a day in the sun. They start off by going all over the place in the best way possible, chatting about how sometimes you have to treat men like toddlers (JK, but are we?), having revelations through reiki, and how we make life plans then the universe laughs. That leads into a great discussion about how to compromise and choose where to live with your partner. Caro gets super deep and cries at the end, and it's sweet. Enjoy! Xoxo Learn mo...

May 21, 20241 hr 9 min

How To Handle Mean Girls in Friend Groups

Once again, the girlies are doing their best this week. Today's episode starts off quite giggly with Niki and Caro catching up about dressing like tweens, living with men, and painting their childhood bedrooms. They then share recs of the week which are ofc related to looking beautiful. Finally, they have answer a listener email about combatting mean girls in a friend group, which leads to a really great discussion. Enjoy!! Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 14, 20241 hr 12 min

Dealing with Post-Wedding Depression and Demanding Brides

Today's episode is a little shorter than usual (let us know if you like that though, k??) because Nicole was running late but then suddenly showed up in full glam. Caro used the time without her wisely by talking about Taylor Swift. The girls then get in to answering a lengthy but important email about a bride who's putting all of her loved ones to WORK instead of hiring wedding vendors. They then answer some quick AMA questions about wedding perfume, post-wedding depression, and more! Xoxo hope...

May 07, 202448 min

Honey, Mike's Finally Home!

On today's episode, Nicole is joined by special guest Mike (aka Prop). We get to know alllll the details about Mike that he's never shared with the internet, including how he's always longed for a brother, his top 3 favorite tv shows, how he manifested his dream job, and what it's like being with a partner who's always on her phone. Nicole challenges Mike to dig deep and tell her what he REALLY loves about her, and he spouts off her resume, which makes her slightly freak out. :) Mike then answer...

Apr 30, 20241 hr 13 min

Jet Set with Christina (traveling w/ kids, choosing a “forever home”, & why waiting for kids might be overrated)

On this episode, the girlies cuddle up (virtually) to the wonderful travel blogger and business woman, @jetsetchristina (aka Christina Haisfield). Niki and Caro pick her brain on the best tips got traveling with kids, including the best locations to take them, and what age is the easiest. They chat about how to pick the right place to "settle down", and why thinking of it as temporary helps you make a better decision in the long run. Christina gives the girls all the tea on how she and Kenny met...

Apr 23, 20241 hr 10 min

Dealing With Crazy Mothers In Law (Horror Stories)

On this week's episode, we're discussing the highly requested topic of mothers in law. Some of you have a wonderful relationship with your MILs (good for you), however for most of you, that's not the case (and that's OK). Before getting into the crazy stories, the girlies kick it off with affordable recs of the week. Then they go through your MIL horror story submissions which are quite literally insane to put it lightly. We guarantee that no matter what your relationship with your MIL is, this ...

Apr 16, 20241 hr 8 min

Handling Finances In Your Marriage

In this episode Caro gets slightly vulnerable about what REALLY led to her quitting her job and how it’s actually been since doing so. Niki goes through what she’s learned so far - and one factor obviously being finances, leads the girls to finally talk about exactly how that goes down in each of their households and get transparent about what they feel like they haven’t figured out yet. Are things shared or kept separate? What is financial therapy and is it the secret ingredient we all need to ...

Apr 09, 20241 hr 11 min

Staying Sane On Family Vacations

On this week’s episode, Nicole recaps her family trip to Florida since she and Mike have the totally one of a kind unique perspective of being the only DINK couple on the vacation (double income no kids, duh). Caro has a freak-out at the mere thought of one of her younger sisters potentially having a future baby before her, and Nicole calms her down by telling her that her world is going to get better once they all grow up and are in a different stage of life together. They discuss the overall d...

Apr 02, 20241 hr 17 min
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