William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.
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Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.
Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.
The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear!
William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains.
There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email.
Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, one G&Diva's glory hole woes might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic.
Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines.
This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests talk host Sarel through all the ways they’d spend a £200million EuroMillions jackpot. Join William and Jordan as they reveal their extravagant plans for their EuroMillions win, including the ultimate “bliss hour”, an exclusive day out with Barack and Michelle Obama, and a private theatre in William’s mansion showing Mary Poppins every single night! Follow Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams… On YouTube:...
The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dilemma about a potential home buyer’s unusual request, Jordan shares some surprising home truths, and they dive into the dos and don’ts of voice note etiquette.
William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories come flooding back as the G&Divas share what sparks their own nostalgia. Plus, the D has been spotted in the wild yet again!
William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The topic of Halloween costumes brings up Jordan’s childhood “creative differences” with Wendy. And there are more costume conundrums as a G&Diva contemplates whether or not to dress up as a creepy clown.
Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a certain northern builder on the podcast for his new role though. Meanwhile, William’s list of common things has been picked up by a radio show in New Zealand, and it’s Jordan’s turn to answer your questions about his day job.
William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and this time, it wasn’t because of a rogue laser), while Jordan takes a nostalgic dive into retro wrestling. Plus, we hear from a G&Diva whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation!
William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive.
After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.
William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details.
William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse.
Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours, Elis and John. William shares his Hogwarts Legacy woes, and we hear a dilemma about a gassy greeting at the front door.
The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rituals. Meanwhile, William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague, and after learning about stoop sales, a Sexted set clear out could be on the horizon.
The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders a pint for the first time. Meanwhile, Jordan is embracing his inner slob by slipping into Goblin mode. And we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich!
The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear your sibling revenge stories, with William and Jordan sharing some very contrasting experiences. And they explore the origins of the name Wendy (surprisingly, there is a distinct lack of potato peelers).
William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and a G&Diva asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face?
Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics.
William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a G&Diva’s dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong.
William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive a lovely, wholesome letter from a G&Diva.
The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste.
William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers.
The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex.
It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Zer.
William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon!
