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Help I Sexted My Boss

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William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.


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Episodes

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer

The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer.

Aug 27, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 77

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play.

Aug 23, 202426 minSeason 12Ep. 76

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean.

Aug 20, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 75

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice?

Aug 16, 202419 minSeason 12Ep. 74

Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom

Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal.

Aug 15, 202451 minSeason 12Ep. 73

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William.

Aug 13, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 72

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar.

Aug 09, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 71

Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots

Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend picking up a roast potato with her foot. William gives us the inside scoop on his upcoming tour, "Solitary Refinement". Plus, Jordan faces the music after getting told off by Wendy and has a prepared statement to read out. 

Aug 06, 202447 minSeason 12Ep. 70

Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs

Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive into roleplaying awkward conversations with some familiar voices and we discover why chefs might be in need of a good talc dusting.

Aug 02, 202422 minSeason 12Ep. 69

Help William Vetoed The Episode Title

There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and another witnessing a bear (golden) showering in the wild. William declares he’s now embracing the “Brat Summer”. Plus, Grandma Glennis and her boyfriend Nigel are visiting, and she’s got a particular drink request.

Jul 30, 202442 minSeason 12Ep. 68

Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits

William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted alternative. Jordan realises his relatives are visiting him from beyond the grave, and we hear about a new way to dunk your biscuits.

Jul 26, 202420 minSeason 12Ep. 67

Help My Grandparents Are Nudists

The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand to a G&Diva dealing with some gassy bedroom tendencies. William corrects his etymology faux pas around the Club Sandwich and Jordan shares his latest TV binge-watching adventures.

Jul 23, 202445 minSeason 12Ep. 66

Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions

Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to know the boys through their most used emojis.

Jul 19, 202425 minSeason 12Ep. 65

Help Producer Ben Is Engaged

The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrats guuuuys) Jordan’s been rubbed up by a Greek Bear, whilst William has been enjoying playing with balls at Wimbledon.

Jul 16, 202442 minSeason 12Ep. 64

Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs

This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let’s just say William is far from impressed.

Jul 12, 202424 minSeason 12Ep. 63

Help I Stole A Dead Dog

Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people’s luggage on a train. William is less than impressed with chummy hotel door signs and Jordan needs help finding the right hat for a very fancy affair.

Jul 09, 202431 minSeason 12Ep. 62

Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews

With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions. The boys are whisked back to their childhood as they reminisce about classic children's TV theme songs, and a G&Diva shares their connection with William's musical idol, Dame Julie Andrews!

Jul 05, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 61

Help I’ve Offended A Nun

There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine.

Jul 02, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 60

Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers

Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… But he’s not the only one, lots of G&Divas have been in touch with the words and phrases they’ve mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple.

Jun 28, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 59

Sexted And Friends: Keeping Up Appearances

It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentlemen discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'.

Jun 27, 202453 minSeason 12Ep. 58

Help I’m A Doggy In Disguise

Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons, and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge.

Jun 25, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 57

Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes

The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped.

Jun 21, 202420 minSeason 12Ep. 56

Help You Gave Me The Thumb

He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag.

Jun 18, 202438 minSeason 12Ep. 55

Births, Burials and Brisk Searches

Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses!

Jun 14, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 54

Help I’m Fel Ching

You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update.

Jun 11, 202436 minSeason 12Ep. 53

Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies

William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station.

Jun 07, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 52

Help I Hate Your Speaker

There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security.

Jun 04, 202437 minSeason 12Ep. 51

Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears

The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there’s a picky tea war brewing.

May 31, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 50

Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill

It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reaction to the public's comments on his TikTok videos.

May 23, 202456 minSeason 12Ep. 49

Help We’ve Been On Tour

It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments from the tour so far, as well as some of their dilemma highlights.

May 21, 202422 minSeason 12Ep. 48