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Help I Sexted My Boss

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William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.


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Episodes

Tour Diaries: Day 10 at the Bristol Beacon

It's day ten of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are on their way to Bristol for their final show of this leg of the tour at the Bristol Beacon. The boys discuss last nights show in Birmingham and how they got mobbed by Take That fans and Jordan reflects on the aftermath of his colonic.

May 19, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 47

Tour Diaries: Day 9 at Birmingham Symphony Hall

It's day nine of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William has a very special treat for Jordan, as he is about lose his colonic virginity. Hopefully he doesn't have any accidents on stage tonight at the Birmingham Symphony Hall.

May 18, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 46

Tour Diaries: Day 8 at Manchester O2 Apollo

It's day eight of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are reunited back in Manchester for a second night at the 02 Apollo. They reminisce their favourite dilemmas from the second night at the Apollo, where a few tears were shed. Speaking of, Jordan is feeling the pressure ahead of his colonic appointment tomorrow.

May 17, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 45

Tour Diaries: Day 7 after The Palladium

It's day seven of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! After a second night performing at the London Palladium, William and Jordan are taking a well-deserved day off, so Executive Producer Ben has the microphone all to himself for a little message to our incredible G&Divas.

May 16, 20241 minSeason 12Ep. 44

Tour Diaries: Day 6 at the London Palladium

It's day six of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are back for a second night at the iconic London Palladium. Last nights show was enjoyed by thousands in cinemas across the UK, apart from an elderly couple who walked into the wrong screen...

May 15, 202410 minSeason 12Ep. 43

Tour Diaries: Day 5 at the London Palladium

It's day five of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are getting emotional as they never dreamt that one day they would be performing at an iconic venue such as the London Palladium. Tonight is the first of two, but what makes tonight even more special is that it will also be streamed to 400 cinemas across the UK, Germany and The Netherlands. William and Jordan answer some of your questions backstage on the tour so far.

May 14, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 42

Tour Diaries: Day 4 Tour Dilemmas Special

It's day four of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan discuss some of their favourite dilemmas from the first weekend of Help I Sexted My Boss Live. Jordan is feeling a little ropey, but after a couple of pints in the Newcastle sun and a new t shirt for William, the boys are ready to share all their usual 'helpful' advice.

May 13, 202417 minSeason 12Ep. 41

Tour Diaries: Day 3 at the Tyne Theatre & Opera House in Newcastle

It's day three of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! Jordan is feeling under the weather after deciding to down a glass of Buckfast on stage last night at the 02 Academy in Glasgow. William had a film crew following him around, which led to the boys first minor argument, but all was resolved ahead of the show. As expected, the Glasgow crowd were on fire! Today they are on the road heading to the Newcastle Tyne Theatre and Opera House ahead of tonights show.

May 12, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 40

Tour Diaries: Day 2 at the O2 Academy Glasgow

It's day two of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan have mounted 'Priscilla' the tour fun bus and are on their way to Glasgow. They discuss opening night in Manchester yesterday and William's experience meeting even more of the North family clan. Whilst recording they enter Scotland ahead of the second night of the tour at the 02 Apollo Glasgow.

May 11, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 39

Tour Diaries: Day 1 at the O2 Apollo Manchester

It's finally day one of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are backstage at the O2 Apollo Theatre in Manchester discussing their excitement and nerves ahead of tonight's show. The costumes have arrived and they are (nervously) preparing for their biggest live audience yet.

May 10, 202420 minSeason 12Ep. 38

Help I've Never Listened To Sexted

Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life, and here William and Jordan share all you need to know about what makes Sexted Sexted. From the in jokes that pop up every week, to the characters that Jordan ends up doing an impression of every week, this special episode will bring you up to speed on all you need to know about your new favourite show.

May 09, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 37

Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour

It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan’s medical history before his colonic, and we round off the episode with a question about Clone-A-Willy etiquette.

May 07, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 36

Lies, Lies and More Lies

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out.

May 03, 202418 minSeason 12Ep. 35

Help I Sharted In Peru

There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels.

Apr 30, 202441 minSeason 12Ep. 34

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic.

Apr 26, 202417 minSeason 12Ep. 33

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen!

Apr 23, 202440 minSeason 12Ep. 32

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat.

Apr 19, 202411 minSeason 12Ep. 31

Sexted And Friends: RedHanded

William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents!

Apr 18, 202456 minSeason 12Ep. 30

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor.

Apr 16, 202439 minSeason 12Ep. 29

Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries!

Apr 12, 202412 minSeason 12Ep. 28

Help This D Tastes Funny

There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans?

Apr 09, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 27

Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register

Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed!

Apr 05, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 26

Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public.

Apr 02, 202444 minSeason 12Ep. 25

Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens

William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under.

Mar 29, 202421 minSeason 12Ep. 24

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office.

Mar 26, 202432 minSeason 12Ep. 23

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.

Mar 22, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 22

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!

Mar 19, 202443 minSeason 12Ep. 21

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks.

Mar 15, 202423 minSeason 12Ep. 20

Help I’m On Anal Leave

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.

Mar 12, 202449 minSeason 12Ep. 19

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge.

Mar 08, 202413 minSeason 12Ep. 18