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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

HOW DO YOU DIRECT SEX SCENES?

While Corinne was losing her Waffle House virginity in her boyfriend's home state of Ohio, Krystyna was letting her areolas get some sun on a nude beach in New Jersey. On this week's episode of GUYS WE FUCKED, the gals sit down with playwright & director (among other things) ADAM RAPP to talk about being a mischievous youth in Joliet, Illinois, being raised by a single mother, what it's like to be pursued by a pedophile, how to make penetration look real on stage, WTF is up with his new play...

Jun 03, 20162 hr 39 min

HOW DO YOU TUCK YOUR DICK IN YOUR ASS? (Recorded Live in Brooklyn!)

**FUN WARNING** This episode was recorded LIVE in front of a SOLD OUT (350 people!!) crowd at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Whiskeys in hand, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together, known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) take their stools (that's def a poop joke) on stage to host the craziest, rowdiest, booziest episode of #GuysWeFucked to-date! Joined by famed NYC drag queen/Beyonce impersonator WILLIAM BAILEY AKA JADA VALENCIAGA, the three discuss shopping for drag wigs with...

May 27, 20162 hr 43 min

IT WAS THE BEST MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE?

YA HOOKED UP WITH LIL WAYNE A DECADE AGO & IT'S BEEN HAUNTIN' YA, YA WANTED TO HELP A WOMAN WITH A HEAVY BOX BUT ERGH FEMINISM, AND NOW YA TRYIN' TO HOOK UP WITH THE OLDER DUDE YOU MET ON YOUR FLIGHT TO NYC...wow, your life is pretty much a sitcom. Heeeeeeey, it's another episode of #GuysWeFucked with ya favorite sluts who don't use the word slut - CORINNE & KRYSTYNA. On this week's ep, the comedy duo sits down with rapper SHANE SANTO AKA DOAM PEACE to talk about what the rap game means ...

May 20, 20162 hr 39 min

WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION?

HOLD ONTO YOUR PUSSIES, KIDS...THIS IS A FUN ONE!! Join Corinne, Krystyna, and their guest, LWANTALE KALEMERA, a Ugandan-American grad student & #fucker, as they discuss her upbringing, her Beijing fling (sorry, had to), tradition, and, you guessed it, FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION!! PLUS: Pick-up lines for a dude with Asperger's, how to tell the guy who blocked you on social media you're pregnant with his kid, and what to do when your 11-year-old just cannot stop masturbating. Guys We Fucked, i...

May 13, 20161 hr 19 min

SHOULD WE KILL ALL MEN?

The male gaze stops...now! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comic and creator of the Headless Women of Hollywood blog, MARCIA BELSKY, to discuss women being active sexual beings, the importance of a sense of humor in times of duress, reverse sexism, late-in-life lesbian moments, and the emotional connection required for a relationship to work. Also, don't worry, during the revolution a lot of older white men will die, but not your dad. PLUS: Should y...

May 06, 20162 hr 45 min

YOU'VE GIVEN ABORTIONS TO PRO-LIFE WOMEN?

The love of your life is dead...but you're still horny. He told you you're the one...but he has a girlfriend. You're cumming so hard every time...but he openly hates black people. What we're trying to say is...AIN'T LIFE A BITCH? On this week's episode of Guys Fucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night decided to stray from the norm and present you with some research, facts, and accurate medical knowledge. Corinne and Krystyna sit down with DR. LINDA PRINE, the Founder and Medical Director of t...

Apr 29, 20161 hr 24 min

HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A DUDE?

HEY GUYS SORRY WE WERE OUT DANCING TO PRINCE MUSIC IN BROOKLYN HAVE SOME RESPECT. Are you an orgasm faker? Are you and your gf in love with the same chick? Does your Stepdad have naked pix of you? At least two of these things are a problem. On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with Australian media personality, political satirist, and TV show host JOSH ZEPPS to discuss his hatred of labels, the history of homosexuality, Thai viagra, fucking women, fucking men, an...

Apr 22, 20161 hr 26 min

WHY? w/JON RONSON

Are comedians ever really too busy to date? Should you break-up with your girlfriend who has cancer? On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with acclaimed author, JON RONSON, to talk about SHAME - its purpose, its power, and how it is pulling us down. Justine Sacco. Monica Lewinsky. Rachel Dolezal. It's been proven all too many times that shame can ruin lives. In the age of social media, we have all become members of the jury. Why? (Oh, also, Jon was on a porn ...

Apr 15, 20162 hr 45 min

AFTER YOU NUT, THEY LEAVE?

Pussy be itchy. Pussy be smelly. Pussy, just be. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of the NYC comedy scene's hidden treasures -- Mr. PETEY DeABREU! Petey regales the girls with stories of his former white collar crime lifestyle, his 4-year-long escort addiction, excess in Miami, unlearning his hood-bred homophobia, dating a stripper, catching feelings, footing the bill on an abortion, and that one time cat-calling worked. PLUS: Nipple play gone awry an...

Apr 08, 20162 hr 45 min

WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WANTED TO FUCK A MAGICIAN?

Corinne's pissed at women, Krystyna's eatin' pussy...what a fucking week it's been for the hosts of #GuysWeFucked! On today's episode, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian and writer MYKA FOX to talk about being late to the masturbation game, doing a shit-ton of coke, breast reduction, obsession, desperation, rape fantasies with a hot magician, and what to do when your boo barks at you in bed. PLUS: Is being in the army as a woman (a) NOT FUN, (b) REALLY NOT FUN, or (c) SUPER DUP...

Apr 01, 20162 hr 42 min

HE DID THIS TO OTHER YOUNG GIRLS?

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne has some pretty big news (no, she's not pregnant)!! Today, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with their good friend, comic, and huge GWF fan, BLAIR SOCCI, to discuss a sexual and emotional relationship with an authority figure that has haunted her for most of her adult life. At 17, Blair got involved with an older man she knew from her high school and quickly became a ghost of a person. After years of lying to friends and family, blamin...

Mar 25, 20162 hr 43 min

AM I BEING BRAINWASHED BY PORN?

Today's episode is brought to you by Third Love & Square Space! You know they fucking hate this word, but even Corinne & Krystyna have to admit that this week's guest, MIKE BROWN (no, not that one, another one), is brave. After coming to terms with the fact that he is addicted to porn, Mormon Mike Brown sought help via Facebook, group meetings, Ted Talks, Terry Crews videos, prayer, and, as of this week, therapy. Mike enlightens the girls of Sorry About Last Night on what porn addiction ...

Mar 18, 20161 hr 24 min

GAY PANEL PT 3: HOW MANY DICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET GAY?

What do you do if your friends are being dicks to your dude before they've even met him? Is 6 months enough time to be monogamous before embarking on a threesome? Corinne & Krystyna aren't really too sure, but they're going to do their darndest to provide these #fuckers with an answer! On this week's episode, well, it's been a spell since the girls of Sorry About Last Night have sat down with their closest gay friends to talk about life, so today they welcome back DUFF (Gay Panel Pt. 1) and ...

Mar 11, 20161 hr 21 min

WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING 15?

The girls just flew back from North Carolina AND BOY ARE THEIR ARMS TIRED! While Krystyna reflects on the awesome masturbation sesh she had in her private Chapel Hill hotel room, Corinne got off the airplane and wasted no time going on a trip of a different color. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night make a checkmark on their bucket list with 15-year-old guest RUBY! Ruby comes into the studio with some super stressful boy problems, but leaves Corinne & Krystyna much wiser than they...

Mar 04, 20161 hr 20 min

WHY YOU GRAB HER TITTY LIKE THAT?

Has your early 20s sex life gotten stale? Do you think everything is about you? Are you young, white, and easily offended? Great, then this episode is for you! This week, NYC-based comics Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with Comedy Cellar regular WIL SYLVINCE to find out what it was like growing up with Haitian parents in Brooklyn, fearing you raped the first girl you ever slept with, when's the best time to eat a pussy, the difference between a good blow job and a bad blow job, ...

Feb 26, 20162 hr 40 min

JIZZ GOT ON THE CAT?

Sure your week was rough, but at least you didn't find your boyfriend's box of pussies, become Eskimo sisters with your mom, or have to consolidate your vaginas... On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with their pal, comedian JUSTY DODGE, who has really been through the wringer. Meth addict? Check! Abortion? Check! Cutter? Check! Divorced before 30? Check! Eating disorder? Check! Bipolar Disorder? CHEEEEEEECK! You think you've overcome obstacles to be the per...

Feb 19, 20161 hr 28 min

JOSH S.: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? (THE V-DAY EPISODE!)

It's been a crazy few weeks at GWF HQ, so, the gals of Sorry About Last Night figured the only place to head going into Valentine's Day weekend was right back to the basics, baby! After Corinne & Krystyna debate the merits of a hand job, they welcome this week's guest -- comedian JOSH SPEAR -- the 40-something guy Corinne fucked (a lot). While this episode isn't really about their relationship (it took a year to even get this guy on the show), there's certainly enough personal anecdotes pepp...

Feb 12, 20161 hr 21 min

WHAT'S HAVING SEX LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HOMELESS?

Man, Amber Rose sure does know how to make two podcasters feel good. ANYWHO, now that Amber & Kim K. are cool, the girls of Sorry About Last Night can move on with their lives and do things like discover maybe one of them wasn't the first person do butt stuff with her bf (coughKrystynacough) and finally show that 40-something guy who refused to be her boyfriend what a real woman does (take a train ride). This week on #GuysWeFucked, the girls had every intention of sitting down with photograp...

Feb 05, 20162 hr 49 min

WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU FELL IN LOVE? w/ AMBER ROSE

BlahBlahBlahfeminismBlahBlahBlahvaginasBlahBlahBlahUTIBlahBlahBlahsexBlahBlahBlah We know you don't care about anything that's written here because word has already hit the net that on this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, CORINNE & KRYSTYNA interview model, SlutWalk founder, Tweet author, regular author, and fashion designer -- AMBER ROSE!! Find out how one of the sexiest women on the planet learned about the birds and the bees, how it feels to be slut-shamed...IN A SONG BY A FAMOUS RAPPER,...

Jan 29, 20162 hr 53 min

YOU'RE INTERVIEWING GIRLS TO FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND? w/ NIKKI GLASER

The girls of Sorry About Last Night are back from LA, missing their Mustang, and ready to give one #fucker advice on her dilemma of whether or not to invite the man who sexually assaulted her to her wedding. This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with K's comedy crush, stand-up comic & St. Louis native, NIKKI GLASER! The three comics discuss why Amy Schumer would hate Nikki's friends, what it's like living a life where you never have to ward off dicks, validation masturbation, the scrape...

Jan 22, 20161 hr 26 min

NO ONE ASKED YOU TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE? w/ BOBBIE LEE

Do anything fun this weekend? See any art? Eat any good food? Go on a trip? Corinne sure did. This week on #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview MadTV alum and stand-up comedian BOBBY LEE about his meth addiction(including a relapse based off of sketch comedy), oversharing with his family, having a hot girlfriend when he's not that hot, the time he was molested by a person with Down Syndrome (#equality), being cool with a dude-dude-chick threesome, and erectile dysfunction due to porn....

Jan 15, 20162 hr 36 min

YOU DIDN'T GO TO FRANCE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO MASTURBATE?

WASSSSSUP?? Welcome to Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast! On today's episode, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with Asian-American comedian and cast member of MTV's GIRL CODE, ESTHER KU, to talk about what it's like to grow up in a cult, the suffocation of sexuality that can sometimes be caused by religion, getting your virginity over with, making funny voices in bed, and funny stuff to do to your dude right when he's about to cum. PLUS: The girls of Sorry About Last Night ask a bunch o...

Jan 08, 20162 hr 34 min

PEOPLE AREN'T CASUALLY FUCKING IN INDIA?

**One more day to donate to "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund" ! Generosity Donation Link: igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps Heey! It's us!! Ok, sorry, we know this is usually written in the third person like it's not just us sitting here writing this, but it's New Year's Eve and we're like one sheet to the wind (not three, c'mom, keep it together), so, um, cat's outta the bag!! This week's guest is India-born and bred filmmaker & Corinne's college buddy, ISHAAN NAIR (yup, that's Mira's nephew), who sits do...

Jan 01, 20162 hr 58 min

YOU JERKED OFF TO PIPPI LONGSTOCKING? W/ ARTIE LANGE

** DONATE TO "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund"** Link: igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps As if the Guys We Fucked podcast didn't make every Friday feel like Christmas already, today actually IS Christmas and boy do the gals of Sorry About Last Night have a present for you -- comic, ex-Howard Stern staple, and Union, NJ (Corinne's hometown) native -- ARTIE LANGE! Corinne & Krystyna travel to the mystical land of Hoboken, NJ to interview Artie in his surprisingly clean apartment. The three talk about paying ...

Dec 25, 20152 hr 51 min

YOU TRIED TO PRAY THE GAY AWAY?

**PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO US!?** "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund" Generosity Donation Link: igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's childhood friend, ALISTAIR WILLIAMS. Alistair grew up in a very dogmatic sect of the Christian faith -- the only problem is...he gay. Like, real gay. Oh, and also, he's Black. And effeminate. Did we mention he loves dancing? He does. Also dicks. At any rate, after a borderline comical amount o...

Dec 18, 20152 hr 30 min

ARE YOU A PUTA SUCIA?

**PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO US!?** "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund" Generosity Donation Link: http://igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps Advocating smelling your own piss. Suggesting you find an everyday transsexual to fuck. Not doing ads for Stamps.com. These are just a few of the great services offered by Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson each week on the Guys We Fucked podcast. Today, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Corinne's boss at the spa, "J", for a verbal trip through her very inte...

Dec 11, 20152 hr 40 min

CONDOMS, KARDASHIANS, MALE YEAST & VINNIE: Two Years of Guys We Fucked

Life is all about choices -- the choice of when you do and don't wanna fuck, the choice whether or not you want to have an abortion, and the choice of what podcast you wanna listen to. Today, Corinne and Krystyna, jointly known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night, celebrate two years of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast with the help of their traditional top-of-the-season (and bottom of Corinne) guest -- VINNIE VITALE! These thirsty three talk stripper hygiene, role models, male...

Dec 04, 20152 hr 54 min

YOU LIKE MAKING WOMEN CUM? w/ JUDY GOLD

On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast there is SO MUCH GOING ON, but, we gotta be honest, it's mostly happening in the area around Corinne & Krystyna's buttholes (#twins!). First, the gals of Sorry About Last Night check the #fucker inbox and give a dad some guidance on how to spread his sex-positive attitude to his two daughters and convince a woman "in love" that she is not (and deserves so much fucking better). Then, C&K welcome their guests, legendar...

Nov 27, 20152 hr 16 min

YOU CRASHED YOUR CAR INTO A GIRL & THEN YOU TOOK HER VIRGINITY?

Oh, it's been an exciting week for the girls at Guys We Fucked, but don't you worry, they haven't gone big time just yet! After clocking out of those day jobs they still have, Corinne & Krystyna opened their inbox (which sounds like a euphemism for their vaginas, but, in this case, isn't) to find #fuckers dealing with dude-on-dude molestation and being a dude who is attracted to other dudes in the Deep South. Don't worry, dudes -- WE GOT YOU! This week, C&K sit down with a comedian and o...

Nov 20, 20152 hr 43 min

YOU FUCKED A SHIT-TON OF GRUMPLINS?

A reformed ass-slapper. A pact to not fuck the new guy while your ex is home. A man who's supes proud of his penis. This week's episode is chock-full of the important stuff, kids! Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comic, band frontman, and sexual deviant, JOSH ADAM MEYERS, to delve into whether or not titty-fucking is actually a thing, what the term 'scrooching' means and why his mom had to coin it, how many guys on cocaine it takes to fuck a horny girl on cocaine, and what it was like the fi...

Nov 13, 20152 hr 46 min