HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's dream to her transformation into an attractive mom ready to learn from millennials and forget her e...
Jan 06, 2017•2 hr 52 min
A serious plea from Krystyna. A letter from a woman who would've been a house slave. This episode is a funny sandwich on some heavy bread. Today, Corinne & Krystyna welcome comedian and podcaster, MARA MAREK. Mara's probably done a lot more than you. She's probably been married more than you, she's probably been divorced more than you, she's probably done more drugs than you, drank more alcohol than you, and also had a lot more fun than you. Oh, btw, we also talk about that time she was forc...
Dec 30, 2016•2 hr 40 min
You're either a woman or a man, right? Well, no. On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna finally sit down and talk with a person who identifies as non-binary. Their name is SAM ESCOBAR, they're a Senior Editor at Bustle, and they're pretty fucking cool. From the pronouns to the Internet comments to the dating to the fact that non-binary is NOT trans, the three sluts cover it all. Yes, non-binary folks can be sluts, too (some even have it tattooed to their body). PLUS: NO MATTER YOUR RELAT...
Dec 23, 2016•2 hr 44 min
THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. Who the fuck could have predicted this fucking shit? THANK YOU! On today's super special anniversary episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna is bringing sexy back (byebyebye, birth control & very sorry for those two Justin Timberlake references right in a row) and Corinne is physically allergic to intimacy! AND THEN, we bring back one of the show's most popular guests of all-time, MIKE BROWN, to fill us in on the end of the saga that is his relationship with ex-bae, Corinne...
Dec 09, 2016•2 hr 3 min
Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum that drips instead of squirts, and raising daughters. Obviously. Logical progression of a highbrow ...
Dec 02, 2016•2 hr 44 min
Drunk in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna bring you the most magical ad-reads of all-time (like, seriously, they should win some sort of award) followed by a balls-to-the-wall live episode of #GUYSWEFUCKED where the guest is...#fuckers just like you! Hang tight as C&K bring to the stage listeners to talk about their hesitance to do anal, awful sexting (YO YO MARIO!!), and why jaws and dicks sometimes don't get along. This was one of the most fun episodes to re...
Nov 25, 2016•2 hr 56 min
Today's guest, fierce-as-fuck feminist comedian MOLLY AUSTIN, teaches co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson that Atlanta International Airport is the largest sex trafficking hub in the USA, explains how being on bedrest forces you to face yourself in a way you probably haven't before, why there are better things to be than pretty, why D.A.R.E. worked her last nerve, and explains how she accidentally blew meth that ONE time. PLUS: Thoughts on thoughts on Hillary Clinton. SAY THANK YOU...
Nov 18, 2016•2 hr 34 min
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Nov 11, 2016•2 hr 56 min
You're cheating on your boyfriend with a married man. The guy you used to date raped you in an ambulance and then was sent to console a rape victim. You know, you had a bad day. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with actor ROMANY MALCO, son of a West Indian man with some unique advice about how to treat a pussy. The three fans of sex get into a fascinating conversation about the kinds of citizens Americans are trained to be, how we dehumanize one another th...
Nov 04, 2016•2 hr 37 min
On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna learn from their guest -- lawyer and domestic abuse survivor, ASHLEY -- that sometimes you don't choose your career, your career chooses you. Ashley's story is so thrilling and hard to believe that it feels like a movie -- the only trouble is she actually had to live through these events. Denial, restraining orders, strangling, screaming, rape, roofies...Halloween won't seem scary at all when once you hear what Ashley has s...
Oct 28, 2016•2 hr 7 min
PHILLY AREA HILLARY-LOVING #FUCKERS!! If you wanna help out fellow #fucker SHONA KARP in supporting Hillary Clinton, sign up to volunteer via this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtmP9AitflD5Npd1rWPq-4MEf1VaOp_Jwi4W5NM_-So/viewform?edit_requested=true Corinne doesn’t like to 69. Krystyna doesn't like to 69. Why do both of their boyfriends like to 69? On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls are coming to you from New Orleans with MTV Girl Code’s CARLY AQUILINO to chat about gett...
Oct 21, 2016•2 hr 46 min
James may be voting for Trump, but this week he did the nicest thing any boyfriend has ever done for Corinne, meanwhile Krystyna and Stephen took a sex class because, hey, you can never know too much. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with ex Islam extremist, MUBIN SHAIKH, to talk about sexuality in the Quran, multiple wives, Osama Bin Laden, life in Syria, suicide bombing for the promise of 72 virgins, hanging out with terrorists, raping your own people, an...
Oct 14, 2016•2 hr 52 min
This week's guest has been very open about his depression, but less open about his past as the playboy of comedy -- don't worry, we get him to talk alllllll about that! On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of NYC's favorite comedians -- CHRIS GETHARD -- to talk about coming to terms with the fact that a fan might kill him, having a crush for 10 years, doing copious amounts of drugs, and what inspired him to first eat ass. PLUS: Why you shouldn't make you...
Oct 07, 2016•2 hr 40 min
This week on #GuysWeFucked, Corinne and Krystyna are coming to you from the Royal Theater in Toronto! Recorded in front of a live audience at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, this episode features comedian DANA GOULD who talks divorce, daughters, hair down there, sex dungeons, and getting crabs before he even got laid. PLUS: Advice for a transvestite, a husband whose pregnant wife isn't DTF, and this chick who hooked up with a murderer for a year. And, yes, we talk about the debates. Because...
Sep 30, 2016•2 hr 56 min
On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked we're talking all about PLASTIC SURGERY! So many people have very passionate opinions about aesthetic enhancement, but what do they actually know about it? Corinne & Krystyna sit down with two fellow female comics -- SYDNEE WASHINGTON & MADISON MALLOY -- who have breast implants to get the truth about plastic surgery from the first doctor's visit to the emotional changes associated with physically altering your appearance to the reaction from frie...
Sep 23, 2016•2 hr 41 min
OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S #GUYSWEFUCKED DAY!! Start twisting your nips and feel that tingle down under because we are about to give you three great pieces of news!! You'll have to listen to find out what those are, but you should listen anyway because you'll learn imp. stuff like why it's ok to "just" want to be a housewife and how to handle inappropriate texts from a prospective employer. On this week's episode, co-hosts CORINNE FISHER & KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON sit down with comedian/ultimate Ukr...
Sep 16, 2016•2 hr 46 min
HEEEEEY! Welcome to another episode of #GuysWeFucked! On this week's edition, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and Inside Amy Schumer writer MIKE LAWRENCE to talk about dating someone for a ruhl long time without fucking them, jerking off to Marvel characters, how to eat someone out through her jeans, getting the fuck out of Florida, proposing in front of the fam, buying tampons for your wife, and CrazyBlindDate.com (it's a thing). PLUS: Is reaching out to your ex ...
Sep 09, 2016•2 hr 32 min
On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna host a podcast fave - THE GAY PANEL - featuring MIKE FROGGATT and JIM KU, two friends and members of The Flying Goats, a biking team that raises money every year for the Housing Works Braking AIDS ride. The foursome talks about Playboy's lack of cock, masturbation, telling your mom you're gay when you're hungover, having a partner who is HIV positive, condoms, precautions, butt-hole tears, and special bike seats for your balls. Oh, ...
Sep 02, 2016•2 hr 33 min
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Aug 26, 2016•2 hr 57 min
OHHHHHHHHH HIIIIIII Well, it's been another joyous week being a woman and Corinne & Krystyna cannot wait to celebrate with some fun #fucker E-mails about eating men's asses (literally) and having condomless sex forced upon you by your Airbnb host (AKA rape). On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Caribbean-born comedian and writer JANELLE JAMES. Janelle discusses what she learned from growing up under the rule...
Aug 19, 2016•2 hr 49 min
TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! Corinne returns from Colorado to her mouse-infested NYC apartment, Krystyna's new workout regime is making her horny AF, and some listeners give their new play a very special title. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with seasoned comedian BIG JAY OAKERSON to discuss his approach to threesomes, why his girlfriend isn't drinking f...
Aug 12, 2016•2 hr 48 min
TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! There are a lot of things we COULD say about today's episode. There a lot of things we maybe SHOULD say about today's episode. But, trust us, you really just need to LISTEN to today's episode featuring comic MS. PAT. Healthcare for your pussy talk? CHECK! Dick is delicious talk? CHECK! Shooting talk? CHECK, CHECK! Fucking in the graveyard check? ABSOLUTELY NOT. PLUS: Co-hosts Cor...
Aug 05, 2016•2 hr
Pop the corn and fizz the soda because the show is about to begin! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with comedian JC Best and shit gets heated. JC walks us through his life growing up in the church where interracial dating wasn't allowed, his homosexual act outs, and the conversion therapy he signed up for to try and stop them. Sure, JC is cool with spending $50 on porn to toss into a dumpster after a single viewing, but he's not ok with gay marriage and he...
Jul 29, 2016•2 hr 48 min
So, your boyfriend has a vagina? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian KATIE HANNIGAN to chat about growing up in the Midwest with all the facts about the birds and the bees, how to properly flirt with your Astronomy professor, some little-known facts about short guys (you see what we did there?), a hairy first date with a surgeon, and losing your butt virginity. Plus, the girls check to make sure Katie knows she's hot AND a disturbingly honest le...
Jul 22, 2016•2 hr 32 min
The world has gone to shit and who better to remind you of this than your fave podcast hosts -- Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson? Join these two comedians as they let you know why it's NOT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE RN!! This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night are joined by comedy pro LYNNE KOPLITZ for a good old-fashioned love story! Do we talk about getting beaten up for being ugly, prayer journals, her dog Aldo, and menopause along the way? Abso-fuckin-lutely. BONUS: What to do when you...
Jul 15, 2016•2 hr 47 min
GURL, everybody farts in their sleep! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Krystyna doesn't feel like having sex and Corinne likes having almost-missionary sex. ARE THEY GETTING OLD?? Then, the girls sit down with Iranian homosexual comedian (say that 5x fast!) Mehran Khaghani and it's super boring. JaaaayKaaaaay. We discuss what the Quran says about sexuality, "resume sex", having a progressive parent who's not progressive enough to understand you, orgy injuries, fucking a witch who spat o...
Jul 08, 2016•2 hr 40 min
Born in Saudi Arabia and raised in Louisiana, this week's guest is comic & actor AMBER NELSON. She has seen a public execution, wiped her ass with her hand, and lived under Sharia Law -- A TRUE TRIPLE THREAT!! Join comedians Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson as they learn about Amber's 9th grade assignment to plan her impending wedding, candle masturbation, the family pedophile, oh, and that time she also dated FRANK! Yes, THAT Frank. PLUS: NO ONE WANTS YOU AFTER YOU TURN 20 & THE...
Jul 01, 2016•1 hr 29 min
After some mouth-on research, Corinne's boyfriend, James, discovers maybe you really are what you eat. Meanwhile, Krystyna still can't watch cinematic sex scenes with her parents in the room. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome BRIAN REDBAN (comic, The Joe Rogan Experience, Death Squad Network) and the three talk drunk trouble, getting fingerprinted in a strip club, hand job massage parlors, gas station boner pills, moving in together way too fast, and likin' 'em young from a ...
Jun 24, 2016•2 hr
TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP THE SURVIVORS & FAMILY OF THE PULSE GAY CLUB SHOOTING, PLEASE VISIT: http://www.weareorlando.org No matter who you fuck or who you love, we fucking love you! HAPPY PRIDE!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne attempts to dissect self-hate in the LGBTQIA community and Krystyna tries to understand an unhealthy relationship unraveling right across the street from her apartment. Then, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down at Sirius Radio with today...
Jun 17, 2016•2 hr 23 min
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE (we need to talk about it). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, Corinne & Krystyna want to address the elephant getting raped in the room. Wow. Someone, please help this fucking elephant. She's being raped and not a lot of people seem to care. In fact, some people don't even fucking believe her. The gals of Sorry About Last Night then sit down with fellow comic and host of The Naked Show, ALISON KLEMP, to talk about her c...
Jun 10, 2016•2 hr 49 min
