We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode is Alex Ray (@coachalexray). He's a phenomenal life coach, inspirational figure, and fierce pioneer of hot sex for LGBTQ people. He believes that confi...
Feb 03, 2022•57 min•Season 3Ep. 14
We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to this very special episode of "Homo's Modern Life" for some crucial formulas like how to calculate the length of a first date. How many Instagrams should ...
Jan 20, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 13
It's beginning to look a lot like A BONUS EPISODE! This recording was made weeks ago, but we believe that it should be Gay Christmas all year round. So yes, in this episode, Tyler opens his presents from Andy. Also yes, it is very cute. Because you know we like to keep on theme, we thought we'd invite someone on who brings joy to queers across DFW: the benevolent and bodacious Tres Brown (tresbaybay). They talk to us about the many organization they work with in order to help educate people abou...
Jan 13, 2022•57 min
What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eggnog this year, aiight? In this episode, Tyler and Andy gab away without daddy's (Collin's*) supervision. And you know what, daddy is proud (y'all did...
Jan 05, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you’ll have to tune in to find out who finishes first. ;-) Here are the game categories: Game one: -Beginning or false start— Game two: -Everyone finishes— Game three: -Vanilla zone— Game four: -The twelve kinks of Xxxmas— Game five: -Gurl did wut!? Did these porn sta...
Dec 22, 2021•52 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Charlie Gearing (@gearingforTexas), Democratic candidate for District 114, aka- East Dallas, stopped by the pod to talk with Tyler and JP about how he's going to help build a better Texas. Charlie is a champion for reproductive rights, trans rights, housing rights, and actively combats harmful policies. Visit gearingfortexas.com to learn about his history of activism and his plan of action if elected. There's honestly too much to touch on, but remember that power reducing winter? Well, Charlie k...
Dec 20, 2021•41 min
Are you wearing kites after Labor Day? Fly away with us on this most special episode where we untangle fashion trends, both knotty and nice alike, with the eclectic TikTokreative, Mandy Lee (@oldloserinbrooklyn). Do you even KNOW why you're wearing those socks beneath your sandals? Will Crocs EVER be in style? This episode can serve as your first stop on the road towards more actualized looks in 2022. We want you to turn it out, HML babies, and be sure to check out all of Mandy Lee's indelible i...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 10
We are living in a queer society! If you didn't know that, then allow us to inform you. On today's episode, Tyler and Andy are joined by David Quiñones and Robert Brice of the "Proud Society," an LGBTQ organization that helps bring queers of all shapes and sizes together. Their mission is to offer events and services to anyone who can't find that glorious pot of gold at the end of their rainbow. It's so important, especially as we move forward into a day of greater acceptance, that spaces like t...
Dec 01, 2021•50 min•Season 3Ep. 9
If you're an avid listener of "Homo's Modern Life," then it's no secret that our episodes which connect us to the creatives behind HBO's "We're Here" are some of our best. Join us for another conversation about wellness and drag with official superstar and soon to be household drag name, Dustin Van Dyke! You can find him on Facebook or instagram under Dustin James Rotolo (@dustinjrotolo), and believe us, you're gonna wanna. Listening to this truly spectacular individual share his story with us w...
Nov 24, 2021•54 min•Season 3Ep. 8
We don't believe in the glorification of murderers. We do believe in the empowerment of queers who love TV and film. (To clarify: in regards to the stuff about "You," we are KIDDING.) Hi there! Our editor got a blowout on an open highway (nobody was injured) and has been recovering. That's why this episode is a day late, and we do apologize. Speaking of our editor, Collin Miller (@squidlegs) is on the pod this time around. He talks to the boys all about the upcoming "Queer 2 Queer" Film Festival...
Nov 18, 2021•45 min•Season 3Ep. 7
We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe their stand-up offers a bootyfully unique alternative to the (sometimes) generalized queer experience as told by the world of comedy. All joking ass-s...
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 6
We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AND STEPHEN WARREN! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! This show brings us t...
Nov 03, 2021•45 min•Season 3Ep. 5
How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume ideas in case you still haven't figured out what to be, and the boys speculate on what they might do next year. Will Tyler triumphantly return to drag? ...
Oct 27, 2021•50 min•Season 3Ep. 4
"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink comm...
Oct 20, 2021•58 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down...
Oct 13, 2021•52 min•Season 3Ep. 2
What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode re...
Oct 06, 2021•50 min•Season 3Ep. 1
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will ...
Sep 01, 2021•51 min•Season 2Ep. 50
HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual ...
Aug 25, 2021•53 min•Season 2Ep. 49
Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck,...
Aug 18, 2021•51 min•Season 2Ep. 48
In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, yo...
Aug 11, 2021•48 min•Season 2Ep. 47
The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave...
Aug 04, 2021•59 min•Season 2Ep. 46
Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy wor...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 45
A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde, the beary charming hosts of "Linoleum Knife" (@linoleumcast). With a healthy balance of class and sass, HML's guests take an intimate look at Tyler's...
Jul 07, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 43
Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. This was a full bowl to digest, so the HML boys invited over a deep friend of the pod (yes, I borrowed that from "Race Chaser"), Wayne Holtz (@wayneho...
Jun 30, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 42
Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical theatre and fashion aficionado, is on the field for this podcast. Just because he's hot doesn't mean he's a benchwarmer. In fact, Fergus played a big...
Jun 23, 2021•54 min•Season 2Ep. 41
Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom? Listen to this episode and then eat with Brad (@bradkgardner) on www.eatwithbrad.com. He's basically the plant-based food whisperer, and he spices u...
Jun 16, 2021•55 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If you're in the DFW area, join us at JR's on Saturday, June 26, 2021 @ 2pm for a congrats party in Jesse's honor. "Homo's Modern Life" is very excited for...
Jun 15, 2021•35 min
From our HML family to yours, we wish you the happiest of Prides. We're curious. How much rainbow colored apparel do you own? DM us. Email us. Tweet us. Send a" Harry Potter" owl or a "Game of Thrones" raven. This is a big month for queerosexuals, and it seems many corporations across America have figured that out. Tyler and Andy chat about which aspects of this activate their cynical and optimistic sides. The boys also sit down with the wild in all the right ways Wesley Smoot. He tells them all...
Jun 09, 2021•53 min•Season 2Ep. 39
We promised you from the power bottoms of our hearts that we would bring you more professional studs. Honey, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we deliver that and then some. Tyler and Andy get under the sheets with not one... not two... but THREE mouth watering men who have let it all hang out for our viewing pleasure. Jackson Reed (@Jacksonreedxxx), Jett Jax (@Sethaaron), and Dante Micuccio talk about everything from sandal spankings to drowning fetish boundaries. Butt (yes, things get v...
Jun 02, 2021•59 min•Season 2Ep. 38
Put your chef hats on and nothing else! Ok, maybe add an apron... Cuz... Safety (and it can be sexy too). Thanks for downloading another episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy are joined by the dangerously delicious social media sensation we all Pokemon Go wild for: Elliott Norris (@callmebelly on TikTok and @elliottnorris on Instagram). The guys chat about how cool it is to have kitchen fun, as long as it's NOT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD! Side note- producer Collin Miller owns those undies s...
May 26, 2021•53 min•Season 2Ep. 37
