HML Gets Nailed: Talking Nails and then Some...

Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance.

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Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs