Everyone... Set your energy level to chill... Because this episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about the feels. Preston Light (@lighthauscreations), painter and bassist phenomenon, joins Tyler and Andy to talk about creative things. You really art to check this one out, because there are a plethora of playlist recommendations to behold, as well as some golden nuggets about perspectives on the world. We'd say this is one of our "easy listening" selections, so pop it on when you're taking the r...
May 19, 2021•54 min•Season 2Ep. 36
This one's for all the little gaybies who used to prance around their house with a candy cigarette pretending to be Cruella De Vil. We know that Ursula the Sea Witch was your drag mom. It's ok! Here at HML, we respect a good villain. Where would our animated movies and reality tv shows be without them? Andy and Tyler talk about their favorite bad boys and Queens, thirst over the Gastons of Disney world, and get into so much more. You know you want to be in on our evil deeds. To put it bluntly, s...
May 12, 2021•57 min•Season 2Ep. 35
Move over, Yoog! This week's guest REALLY understands the heart of the cards. HML was lucky enough to be joined by Seth Vermilyea (@comingouttarot) to talk all things tarot, body design, and which cards are really just depicting giant penises. We'll show you our decks if you show us yours. Listen in for Seth's answers to your burning questions about how the art of tarot really works. This is a great one for anyone interested in this practice, and who knows, maybe our convo will transform you fro...
May 05, 2021•50 min•Season 2Ep. 34
*BONUS EPISODE ALERT* Don't you just love when you get a raise? Well, you have been such adoring fans. Our team thought you deserved a reward. On this REVOLUTIONARY crossover episode, Tyler from HML and Ryan from Political Hookup do the Marvel thing and assemble two wonderful interviews with Dallas City Council Candidates from District 2: Raha Assadi and Dr. Sana Syed. These cool, capable, and captivating women explore what really needs fixin' around the gayborhood, and we have the scoop on what...
Apr 28, 2021•53 min
Just when you thought we couldn't get any sexier... Tyler and Andy are talkin' bout cowboys, lumberjacks, plumbers, and more. This is an intimate one, as you'll discover many a dirty little detail about what turns us on. We recommend you open your mind as well as your ears, because you might hear a thing or two that you'll wanna try out and proud with that special someone. Life is short. Try water sports! ***SPOILER ALERT*** Skip ahead to time stamp 19:00 to avoid any "Drag Race" season 13 final...
Apr 28, 2021•55 min•Season 2Ep. 33
Whether you missed the boat on missed connections or not, you won't wanna miss connecting with this episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy reveal some meet cutes and meet boots from their past when they tried to (often failing to) establish contact with certain uncertain strangers. "Listener with the impeccable taste! We think this episode belongs to your ear holes!" Thanks again for being a fan, and don't forget to use our show Instagram to affirm or establish your connection with us. ...
Apr 21, 2021•47 min•Season 2Ep. 32
Toe hair. Flesh eating beetles under a rock. Ignorant political speeches. Honey, everyone's got s**** they're afraid of, and if you think you don't, we'll fix you. This week, Tyler and Andy are talking all about their fears while sharing some of yours. If you're afraid of the dark like Andy, just turn us on and voila! Your bologna ain't no longer aloneeeee. We'll make those monsters under your bed weep like PrEP opening up a can of whoop-ass on unsafe sex. (Protect yourself and others. Get on it...
Apr 14, 2021•57 min•Season 2Ep. 31
Thanks for ordering a double Tyler and Andy off the podcast bar. You've chosen wisely! This week on HML, the boys schmooze over booze. In this cock tease of a cocktail you'll find the following delectable tastes: horse addiction, codependency, at least one brief reference to "Pretty Woman," and several more secret ingredients. Please listen responsibly, but don't be afraid to order that martini extra dirty. Skipping this one would be a big mistake... HUGE. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @A...
Apr 07, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Famous Drag Queens from another dimension, Tiffanie Tangerine and Restroom Downstairs, stopped by the HML pod in the forms they take while in our universe. Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren, a dynamic duo for the ages, created the hit HBO show "We're Here" (@werehere) and our dynamic duo was given the immense pleasure of chatting them up about it. We've created magic with this one, sweet fans, so listen in to know what happens. Don't miss insights about the Chicago drag scene, life changing moment...
Mar 31, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 29
Ghosts and ghoulies and wet dreams, oh my! Arlo, I don't think we're awake anymore... As our Andy maintains, and as many of you surely reflect, sometimes it is boring as hell when people tell you about their dreams. But listen, if anyone can ramp up a chat about all things that happen when gays go sweepy bye, it's our HML boys. Tyler and Andy talk about their weird ass dreams, your hot ass dreams, and those extra common dream tropes that pop up in all our fluffy sheep farms. This episode is the ...
Mar 24, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 28
We got your Jujubee. We got your Bianca Del Rio. That's right, Tyler and Andy got all yo' diva reads and "RuPaul's Drag Race" needs right the f*** here! Tune in to hear the boys rate the most iconic Queens, gossip about backstage drama, and make predictions about the latest season. You told us who you think the best in show are, and now's your chance to find out if we agree. Do we stan Jan? How would HML "Sophie's Choice" Trixie & Katya? Put us in your smexy little ears and find the freak ou...
Mar 17, 2021•54 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Ever wonder what the podcast equivalent of a car crash sounds like? This episode of "Homo's Modern Life" starts in a few puppies barking and ends in a few scratches scratching. The boys talk about cars amidst a myriad of technical issues for the sake of your joy ride. It was all intentional of course. We wanted to simulate what it would be like if you recorded an episode during a family road trip. Artists do crazy Snapple sometimes. Jokes aside, we appreciate your patience and promise higher qua...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 26
Are you still mourning the wilting of "Vine?" Well, pop open a wine and start feelin' fine, because you need to get some TikTok in your life. No, it's not the same thing, but there's a familial energy there. Our HML TikToks were needing a little energy themselves, so we brought on social media guru and avid Toker Taylor Ray Donaldson. On this episode, Tay bae walks Andy and Tyler (and subsequently you, the listener) through what makes a TikTok TikPOP! Take note of our wise Taylor's suggestions, ...
Mar 03, 2021•57 min•Season 2Ep. 25
Certain gays... Anti-maskers... Backwards underwear... Falling into horse manure... People who drive like Tyler in traffic... Let's be real, there is a CVS receipt long list of reasons we're all frustrated, but today, here's one less! Yep, your gorgeous eyes are staring at the latest HML podcast, and that's always good news. We hope our conversation about frustrating things brings you some form of catharsis. Our experts also recommend two masturbations a day. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 23
It's a turning point for our HML boys. Andy has realized that he isn't an avocado, and Tyler has alphabatized both his spice cabinets, the literal and the metaphorical. How do spritely gays celebrate their milestones with the world? Cute profile pics, of course! On this unfiltered episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talking' angles, outfits, lighting, the works. Do you need help maximizing your you-ness on Grindr? We might just be serving them spicy nuggets homegirl needs. Hosts: Tyler - @hom...
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 22
The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there’s nothing we can do to avoid gettin’ probed! We're talkin’ aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren’t to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they do... you’re welcome. Also as a special note to all extraterrestrials out there, presently or futurly: please feel free to use this podcast as an artif...
Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 21
In the name of the Furry and of the Bear and of the Holy Twink... We GAY, and because of this we've often been served an unhealthy (not at all) helping of bigotry alongside our wafers and wine. That said, we took the time to give true spirituality a fair shake and called in an authentic Christian gay! Tyler Martin (Gram: @Tylerisaacmartin), a proud homosexual who proudly believes, lovingly sailed in on his worship from the hilariously informative podcast "Have a Blessed Gay" (Gram: @haveablessed...
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 20
We wear 'em (well, some of us do)... Some tear 'em (if you're into that sort of thing)... And on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talkin' 'bout 'em. That's right, we're gabbin' undies, and no matter what is or isn't covering your booty hole, I am sure we mention your preference at some point. The boys talk about their favorite pairs, listeners share what they like their partners to wear, and we learn about some underwear aisle antics that went far beyond stares. It's Tyler's birthday ...
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 19
Hello listeners, this is baby Arlo. I just wanted to say that I get jealous when my mommy spends time with all of you. She kept talking to y'all about New Year’s resolutions while I wanted to play, so that’s why you’ll hear quite a bit of me in this “Homo’s Modern Life” episode. My resolution is to be more respectful while she’s recording, but I’m just a puppy! Thank you for supporting my mommy’s work by downloading all of her podcasts! See you in 2021. Woof you! Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife ...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Homo’s modern family has grown! Wanna find out more about the newest addition to our crew? Well, well, well… if you didgeridoo, then download this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life.” Also, for all you “Bachelorette” fans out there, Andy’s got the scoop on the juiciest drama from the most recent season of the show! You won’t want to miss his hot take. We hope you’ll consider throwing us on in the background of your next strip dodgeball tourney. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystor...
Dec 30, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Nobody can fill every role, even if they know how to fill your hole. Let’s get real for a second. There are some holes we can only fill ourselves, and to find those oftentimes massive pits, we must journey inwards. Tyler and Andy talk monogamy, fielding your opinions about who it works or doesn’t work for, all while compelling each other to be honest about their ideal sexual/romantical dynamics. This is a juicy one, folks. Don’t skip it. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory P...
Dec 16, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 16
People are sad, it’s official. That said, things like Elliot Page’s coming out make us very happy. Then there are those of us who just like to shed a few crocodile tears for attention. Regardless of the reason you’re bawling right now, just know that the boys at “Homo’s Modern Life” and their strapping shoulders are here for all your tissue related needs. On this episode, Tyler and Andy asked our listeners the great question once posed by an action movie android from the future: “Why do you cry?...
Dec 09, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 15
We know that you and your spin instructor are still hungover from Friendsgiving. We at “Homo’s Modern Life” applaud your life choices and have decided to reward you with a post-Thanksgiving, Turkey Day centric episode. It ain’t no Halloween or Christmas, but we’re still grateful for the holiday. You know what else? We’re thankful for you: the person who clicked on this episode for a delicious helping of Tyler and Andy. Spoon the boys onto your ear plate while you run off that sweet potato pie. H...
Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 14
WARNING! There may be some explicit caNUDEling on this podcast. Butthole are you fooling, we know that’s what you be clickin’ furrrrr. On this nude beach edition of “Homo’s Modern Life,” Tyler and Andy discuss whether or not the outdoors are too hot and too gross to get all hot and gross up in. We all know nature be scary, but according to many of our listeners it’s also a straight up turn on. Grab some jolly rancher gummies, get that tired ass into bed, and let our natural sounds soothe your sw...
Nov 25, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Attention all fans, you might be figments of Tyler’s waking nightmares! Homo’s Modern Life, the Homos themselves that is, have had a rough go of it lately (as we all have). Just because a better President will soon sit in The Oval Office doesn’t mean we can’t still be OVER this hot mess of a year. Speaking of hot messes, allow us to make one in your ears. On this episode we talk all about what being a true vers really means, and Tyler may or may not come out as one! Put this on for ambiance the ...
Nov 18, 2020•58 min•Season 2Ep. 12
This is a fantastic one, folks. We called in THE gay life coach, Brian Falduto (@thegaylifecoach on instagram), to help us love ourselves (not like that). Turns out setting goals can be the secret to paving a path to wellness. We should all consider doing this, now more than ever, and it’s Brian’s mission to guide us! Tyler and Andy were all smiles after this recording, and we think you will be too after listening. Please enjoy a taste of his music towards the end of this podcast, and please con...
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 11
The boys (ours, not the ones from the tv show) put on their tight spandex (sorry, you’ll just have to imagine) and talk comic books. Which superheroes, and the actors who play them, do Tyler and Andy wanna BANG!? The answer to this and the location a** to where exactly Venom lives on Tom Hardy’s body rests within this edition of “Homo’s Modern Life.” You may not be able to flip our pages, but you can certainly turn us on. We own an anal bead lasso of truth. We’ll know if you don’t. Hosts: Tyler ...
Nov 04, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 10
This time on “Homo’s Modern Life,” Andy and Tyler have company! None other than skin care extraordinaire Robbie Todaro (aka @broccolirobbiee on Instagram) zoomed in to save our baby boys from a future of saggy eyelids and bourbon blossoms (aka- Rhinophyma, even though Collin never successfully looked that shiznit up). Your skin contains your organs AND your feelings, so do all factors a favor and don't skip this episode! You're gonna need these many manly tips, gurl. Spoiler alert: you’ve been m...
Oct 28, 2020•52 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Plants. They’re here and possibly queer. Well we don’t know. We’re lovers not experts, and speaking of lovers, do plant daddies do it better? Are they attentive tops or too into their pots? Let’s be honest, we’ve all fantasized about that hot botanist with the henna on his biceps taking us dirty in his greenhouse. In this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life,” we hear from some real plant daddies (flora fathers?) and plant daddy lovers. Be our photosyntheSIZE queens and listen in! Hosts: Tyler - @homo...
Oct 21, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Tyler’s mom may have banned Nickelodeon, but she couldn’t stop baby TK from falling in love with animation. On this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life” the boys cartoon their brain tv sets to childhood, reminiscing about the Saturday morning stories that made their gay gayness so gay. Turns out some of our listeners were equally impressionable and felt the presence of tiny inner-rainbows when He-Man raised his big sword in the air. Take an audio stroll down memory lane with us. You have the powerrrr...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 7
