Is time real? Are birds real? Is any of this world real? Harry Shipp left the Sounders to go wrestle with some of life’s existential questions and left the rest of us behind IN ORLANDO WITH CALEB PORTER. Sounders sign two new players, but really they just signed one really tall man who is 100% definitely old enough to buy beer. You can tell by his mustache. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www...
Jun 17, 2020•41 min
Quick, three beers! The New Episode of Full 90 Soccer Time Tournament is back and we are taking a look at all groups of the MLS is Back tournament, except stupid boring group A, which sucks. We STILL don’t know how to watch the soccer, but the soccer is coming. We also discovered a lizard bird, so you’re welcome. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more abou...
Jun 12, 2020•30 min
Dallas, Vancouver, and San Jose all walk into an Orlando for some freaky group stuff with Seattle, Fartland gets picked last, and we’re going to tell Group F we are just going out for a pack of smokes then leave them in Florida. MLS is Back Tournament draw is...back? No Gregr, so go give us 69 stars on iTunes k thx. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more a...
Jun 11, 2020•7 min
MLS is Back and Chicago finally has a chance to win the World Cup. Scuba Steve knows that July and August could spell disaster for the Sounders, but we’ll all be up at 6am to see how it goes. Would you want to see this tournament every year? Also, hot jaw massage! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.co...
Jun 10, 2020•32 min
Our DEFINITELY weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC. We could be getting close to an MLS return unless players and the league can’t figure out who gets Danny Leyva in the custody battle and how to spend as little time in Orlando as possible. Also, find out which stadium in California is certified for you to do your business in! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy ...
Jun 03, 2020•38 min
Times are bleak when even our biggest-bois can’t compete. If one player were to have no impulse control and get a face tattoo, we all know who it would be. Somehow we got Roger Levesque to talk to us this week, but you have to sit through our insufferable bits before you get to hear him. Sit down, tune in, and draw us like one of your French girls. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyin...
May 05, 2020•48 min
Well, this was uploaded to the wrong feed so it never went live here. Good job, Gregr. We don’t know when we’ll soccer again, but we do know that Sumo has not, will not, and shant ever let us down. This week on Full 90 Sumo Time we talk favorite wrestlers in no particular order, why we should glorify their fatness, and we give the well deserved shoutouts to David’s mom, Dijanet. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practi...
Apr 30, 2020•36 min
Seattle’s third most famous celebrity joins Full 90 Soccer Time this week as we break down the hottest soccer league hopefully getting some of that foreign royalty cash. Quarantine has made us terrible at small talk, but great at joking about the inevitability of our eventual death, so we have that going for us. Please bring soccer back so we have something to talk about. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices vis...
Apr 16, 2020•35 min
Do you miss sports? Do you miss haircuts? We can’t fix either of those things, but we can make dildo jokes and talk about Nico’s new facial hair. We’re all trying to make sense of the world and our new lives right now, and we can’t fix the sports thing, but come goof around with us for a few minutes and we hope it makes your day a bit better. Stay safe. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.aud...
Apr 07, 2020•36 min
The Coronavirus has postponed the MLS season, at least for now, but what will the state of the league be after 30 days, and do we all need to buy bidets? The 25th season of MLS will be one we’ll never forget, but probably not for the reasons they wanted. Wipe your butts, wash your hands, and stay away from us for this special edition pod that no one asked us to record. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit:...
Mar 13, 2020•29 min
We’ve been practicing mandatory social distancing for years! This week on the pod, we learn about the fat slap, Branden’s Green birthday, and Miguel Ibarra learning to do the robot. Nouhou becomes the chaos and earns a point, and our Scottish Sounders are getting all the red cards. You’re going to need a fat slap after this weekend’s pie day match. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyin...
Mar 10, 2020•41 min
Japan found the cure for coronavirus*, injury (duty) issues are already a concern, and finally Branden can stop with the fear poops - it's a good thing because Seattle bought up all the toilet paper in the region. Does anyone need any left shoes? Bonus points if you score a goal involving the Crew Coach who smells like farts (probably). Also, how'd Jordan Morris get so thicc? *Japan didn't find ****. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data ...
Mar 04, 2020•37 min
Sounders FC legend, Brad Evans, took a year with his wife to hop in the airstream and see all the parks. He's back with Sounders FC as a brand ambassador #BrandEvans and judging by this chat, he's gonna kill it. What jersey should we buy? Why is Champions League important ($$$)? What team did Brad almost single handedly fight? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy L...
Feb 25, 2020•17 min
While the hype train pulls from the station fresh with a second star painted on the coal car, another season is about to swing into action in Pierce County. Tacoma Defiance look to generate a little upward momentum this season after finishing so strong in 2019. Dave is a chief content creator and Defiance stat machine for the USL squad but also is well known for founding Sounder at Heart - the biggest source of passion driven Sounders FC content. He's back and just the best! Defiantly #notgarbag...
Feb 20, 2020•38 min
Like that annoying alarm clock that starts screaming at you to let you know the off-season is over, WE’RE BACK! With an off-kilter star on our chest and a fast-food milkshake all over our big bellies, we break down all the new signings, sacrificing one trophy for another, and you don’t get to hear a joke about Kenny Cooper as a clone trooper! Season 3 gets off with a (grandma) bang. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy pr...
Feb 13, 2020•45 min
Saturday 3-6p Flatstick Pub (21+) Pioneer Square Free shirts (while supplies last) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 21, 2019•5 min
Sounders will lose one player, but who will it be? Find out next week on true survivor! Or skip ahead to 24:00 as we dish out our end of season awards to see who won “Most Handsomest,” and the “Worst at Drug Tests” (really was a one-horse show). Come to our end of season party if you’re legally allowed to (21+) and beat us at games we were better at as kids! See you Saturday at Flatstick Pub in Pioneer Square. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about list...
Nov 19, 2019•38 min
Come to our party on November 23 at Flatstick Pub! 3pm-6pm, 21+, free games! Sounders won the cup, but more importantly, does that make them Yokozuna? We disagree about whether or not the first half was bad, but agree that trophies are good. Hold my Turfboni, I’m going in. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastc...
Nov 14, 2019•43 min
The grudge match to end all grudge matches, at least until the 2020 MLS Cup Final between these two teams again. Tune into EhBC to watch the Rave Green take down Michael Baldley in the three-match. How early is too early to drink, and what infinity stone gets released when Roman Torres and Xavier Arreaga run into each other at full force? All hail both Nouhous. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https:/...
Nov 05, 2019•53 min
In the least probable outcome, Seattle Sounders FC beat LAFC and Toronto dethroned reigning champs, Atlanta, meaning that for Seattle fans, the cup stops here! Pay Raul Ruidiaz every one of the Peruvian Sol he signed up for (it's a lot - like 20+ Nouhou's worth), Nouhou uses Train-volley +6 to defend the team from LAFC range attack Flying Beer Can, and we scramble for a plan that involves all of us drinking beers together before the final! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy informa...
Nov 01, 2019•27 min
Who knew that the best defense was not playing defense at all?! Turns out single-elimination soccer is super fun (and terrifying but mostly fun), especially when you unleash the choo-choo. This week, Sounders could pull the plug on Rimando’s career if anyone is still able to walk after 420 minutes of soccer on Saturday. Bring your kids, bring your wives, because Utah’s in town. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practic...
Oct 21, 2019•46 min
This week, the Sounders go into the SINGLE ELIMINATION playoffs on the back of two 1-0 wins, but more importantly, Jordan Morris might own Cuba now? Frisco, Texas, is a place where both GI Joe Cobra and Cobra Kai live (and apparently are beloved) and Canada is a place where the gravy is king! Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to Turfboni, let’s rub some grass. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.au...
Oct 15, 2019•41 min
Say no to kids robbing you, and yes to Roman Torres! Nico’s beard gets the attention it deserves, and we preview the infinite void created by the small vacuum that are international breaks before the postseason begins. As our players travel far and wide through the infinite, unending space (and Sweden), we celebrate Kelvin Leerdam winning the inaugural Golden Clog! Don’t tweet, and don’t get fired. See you never! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about l...
Oct 08, 2019•42 min
Ozzie Alonso’s force ghost is back and he has a chip on his shoulder. Sounders sneak away from the Longest (not underwater) bar in North America because of Jordan Morris’ sexy feet, and they need three points to secure second in the west. Arreaga has a case of the soft reds (hey, Pepto Bismol) just in time for our Big Boi’s LITERALLY historic dreads to return to action. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit...
Oct 03, 2019•46 min
Sounders FC are in Pemco commercial standoff “you have the last piece, no really I mean it, you sure? Does anyone else want it? No no I’m actually full anyway, are you for real sure?” fight for a spot in the playoffs with six other teams. Seattle travels to the Longest Outdoor Bar in North America Stadium to find a Mai Tiebreaker and we are forced to get serious...AGAIN. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visi...
Sep 24, 2019•37 min
The army of clones in Rave Green march their way back home to decisively (and terrifyingly) beat the Red Bulls, but it’s the next few that count. We talk fans leaving, V-Rod coming back, and the weird feels of a quiet stadium. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 17, 2019•44 min
A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how much the next 5 matches mean for the Sounders. Buckle up, because Wavictor Wadriguez has the wheel, and who knows what New York is bringing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-p...
Sep 11, 2019•43 min
A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how much the next 5 matches are for the Sounders. Buckle up, because Wavictor Wadriguez has the wheel, and who knows what New York is bringing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-po...
Sep 11, 2019•42 min
Just like Sumo in September, we’re back! Just in time to see LITERALLY (not literally) EVERY PLAYER leave. Sounders break out the jazz piano for Kitman to play left back (‘member when we had 3?) and Cristian Roldan is best friends with Ciara. Colorado is bad, but Hey baby, they hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs with their new coach. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www....
Sep 04, 2019•44 min
Yes, we had THAT conversation. Could you fire your own dad? Sounders‘ new dad is Zlatan and they are one bad result from being below the line. Cascadia Cup is up for grabs as Sounders travel to a LITERAL butt to play the Timbers, a team they haven’t beat this year. Don’t buy Timber Joey’s Etsy wares. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad cho...
Aug 21, 2019•40 min
