Stand back! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes! Sandy Bumcum “fasten"-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers! DISCLAIMER: Some dipshit grabbed the wrong mike and threw off each channel’s pre-defined settings, so this one sounds shittier than usual—even worse than S3 E8: Shitty EQ!
Aug 16, 2025•37 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department. Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .
Aug 01, 2025•44 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Shit gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories: Berries Cherry Cherry Picker Citrus Fruit and Nut Fruit and Veggies Grape
Jul 16, 2025•48 min•Season 4Ep. 4
For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.
Jul 01, 2025•48 min•Season 4Ep. 3
For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.
Jul 01, 2025•48 min
Audience member and Patron "Fuckin’ Tom" (and the lovely and charming Mrs. Fuckin’ Tom) patiently tolerate multiple stories about leaks while Mr. Hatch, Eileen Yulick, Dick Rexholes and Research Department shake a few dribbles out of this one.
Jun 17, 2025•36 min
Main Guy Maine Guy hosts Ian Nutsdeep and Ken McSpudzie while Karen from HR tries to keep a lid on things.
Jun 01, 2025•47 min
True Crime Kent was kind enough to join us yet again for a season finale episode! Special Guest Kunt Chungus joins Hum Dinger, Richard Tonsiltickler, Gabe Owners and the Research Department to discuss pre-OSHA Industrial Accidents researched on a website that, as of recently, sponsors no one involved.
May 20, 2025•1 hr
This is the last episode before the Season 3 Finale featuring Kent Chungus! In this episode Brad the Impaler, Wesley Weaseltits, Phil Downerpants, and the Research Department are joined by special guest Mitosis!
Apr 25, 2025•37 min•Season 3Ep. 23
Ta-Da! Look what it is . . . ! Its another long one. A long one about shorts. Gene Pool, Jack Hoff, Gabe Porn, and the Research Department learn some important lessons they forgot exactly when their hangovers cleared.
Apr 13, 2025•57 min•Season 3Ep. 22
In this extra-long episode Julian Spagoolie, Harry Heartworm, and Dane Gleesak discuss stories with titles that rhyme with “truce”. Dane proves his ignorance of Beatles music. Abuse Bruce Goose Juice Loose Noose Profuse Spruce Immediately followed by a one-off true crime podcast called "Arthur Gary Bishop: A Dirty Rotten Fuck." This one ain’t for all audiences. If you have a soft heart, a weak stomach, or children DON'T LISTEN!...
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 21
From the home of the 2002 Winter Games, Jack Doff, Indy Geshtion, and Phil Yertitties take the Bronze. Phil discusses his Naval aspirations, and old-guy chokes again. Bike Grapple Jump Run Swim Throw
Mar 16, 2025•38 min
Cheesus, what’s that smell? Andy Phylaxis, Matt Ernity, and Artie Inn chew on some cheesy accidents. Big Cheese Cheese Cake Cut the Cheese Hard Cheese Head Cheese String Cheese
Mar 01, 2025•46 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Well, the Super Bowl is over. Boo frickety hoo, If you still need some football in your life, take heart: Sal Liva, Jerry Maya, and Rob Mypoosee thrill you with their offense and defense. Things really get offensive and defensive. Spike Pass Screen Kick Tee Helmet Don't forget to check out History Goon wherever you listen to podcasts! Tell Kevin Employee #1 sent you.
Feb 15, 2025•45 min
Dan Creas, Will Son and Lou Sainus discuss Employee #1's adventures in the great outdoors, until disaster strikes. The takeover begins.
Feb 01, 2025•42 min
Hosts Ivan Topuke, Dick Berry, and Barry McCockiner jump over the hedge and show you what’s going on in Employee #1’s backyard. Hint: There’s a fracas of ficus.
Jan 20, 2025•39 min
Dish Warsham, Allan Wrench, and Mike Oxbig take you on a ride down to the farm to show you where Employee #1 used to work. This is the episode where someone old-guy chokes and almost dies during recording. At long last, the term Kalookio is explained. You are gonna want to hear this! #atv #accident #allsaintsday #beer #belching #blackhumor #bountifulload #comedy #crude #dark #fuckdoll #fudgepackin #gallowshumor #grapists #hashtag #industrialaccident #injury #kalookio #mature #morbid #motorcycle ...
Jan 04, 2025•41 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Welcome to all the new listeners we've gotten since our mention on True Crime Kent! To celebrate, Father Christmas, Krist Kringle, Sinter Claus and Krampus (The Research Department) would like to take you on a holiday slay ride. Blow the dust off your egg nog and enjoy stories about these categories: • Caribou • Chimney • Christmas Tree 1 • Christmas Tree 2 • Christmas Tree 3 • Gift • Sleigh Also, pay attention to the ad at the beginning. That Guy was feeling mighty generous. Join our Patreon $5...
Dec 21, 2024•53 min
Hosts Roland Z. Hay, Sam Squatch, and Ole C. Cretion get a bit retrospective and discuss things that are defective from a collective perspective. C-word warning.
Dec 01, 2024•37 min
What do venereal diseases have to do with industrial accidents? Fuck around and find out. Helping the listener to scratch what itches are our friends Spiro Keetes AKA "Milky Substance", Casio Motorola, and Rocky "Rock" Hardcock. Categories include: Clam Crabs The Clap The Gift Trick Hepatitis B
Nov 14, 2024•35 min
Ding Dong! Boy have we got some tricks and treats for you! Hosts Emerson Bigguns, Patrick "Pud" Spelunker, and Neil Inlick talk about six people who were Employee #1 for Halloween. Yes. We realize that this is episode 13 and you haven't heard episode 12 yet. We didn't think you'd enjoy a Halloween episode in November.
Oct 30, 2024•46 min
Sometimes a reach becomes a stretch. Austin Tasheous, Ernald Vanderhorn, and Heywood Jagarglemynuts have a round-table discussion about what happens when Employee #1's reach exceeds their grasp. #accident #angellust #applebutter #babysittersclub #beer #belching #blackhumor #Brewery #california #comedy #crude #dark #davidspud #ebonics #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #insulinpump #morbid #osha #pineapplemargarita #pottymouths #ppe #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #selfpropelled #tast...
Oct 12, 2024•38 min
Twelve! Count 'em TWELVE stories for an extra-long tenth episode! That's 100% extra than those other puny six-story episodes we put out. Hosts Bob Jombie, Dudley Smith, and Peter "Pecker" Wood discuss multiple tales with multiple employees. accident assholesandelbows beer belching blackcocoacontrolroom blackhumor bullet comedy confinedspace crane crude dark equipotentialzone gallowshumor georgiamud hawktuah industrialaccident kentuckyjelly kyjelly mature morbid mulipletakes mutualofomaha osha po...
Sep 28, 2024•54 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Mayor Larry Vaughn, the unnamed “This Guy” and Dutchman Ben Gherkinoff step off the sand and into the salty, blood-stained water of Employee #1’s claim to fame among family and friends. Somebody refers to a “dorso” fin. You’re gonna need a bigger beer. #accident #amityvillehorror #amputation #belching #blackhumor #boiler #california #cobrawine #comedy #crude #dark #fiberglass #forklift #industrial accident #leadinpencil #mariekaleida #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #schadenfreude #sharkfinsou...
Sep 06, 2024•24 min
In what might just be the most poorly equalized podcast in audio history, hosts Skid Flufutter, Melvin Methmouth and Justin Hermuff discuss horrible things that happened on Employee #1's last day at work. Among other things . . . #accident #alcohol #belching #blackhumor #bumpcap #california #comedy #confinedspace #crude #dark #gallowshumor #genderfluid #glassblower #headscarf #homedepot #hughglass #implement #industrialaccident #lathe #malarkey #mature #mensarejects #morbid #nutsack #nuttapper #...
Aug 28, 2024•36 min
Hosts Ron Hodgkins, Ol’ Carl Suction Tube (again), and Dixon Hersnatch peel back their hoods and rub their heads together over a pile of accidents that somehow involve something to do with bubbles. We had a new Patron. But before the episode got edited, she downgraded her subscription! Talk about bursting our bubble! #Tom #accident #belching #blackhumor #bluewaffles #Calsifornia #clown #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #Hitler #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pissface #pottymouths #research...
Aug 10, 2024•35 min
Zimm Zamm discusses some fishy incidents with Pilgrim Penhurst and Holden Demtitties. On a rare and heartfelt serious note: RIP Abby. You were amazing--even when you interrupted every recording. We love you and will never forget you. Sadie and Conway are carrying on in your honor.
Jul 17, 2024•39 min
Spliff McKinley, Ol' Carl Suction Tube, and Bruce McCoochie discuss a grab bag of stories. Research Department describes an interaction with a homeless guy. If you like what we do, please give us a rating, a review, and tell a frenemy! If you LOVE what we do, head over to Patreon.com/employee1 and prove it! #accident #blackhumor #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar...
Jul 09, 2024•48 min
Main Guy: Roger Themall This Guy: Toro Johnson That Guy: Willie Layer The panel discusses stories related to printing.
Jun 15, 2024•35 min
Hosts get distracted.
May 26, 2024•34 min