S3 E2: Something Special
Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.
May 05, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast
*DARK HUMOR WARNING*
This podcast series is...true crime-adjacent. The body count is high, however the identity of the murderer is faceless, ageless, and timeless—though it is not nameless. Usually after the bodies are discovered, the killer is often identified as “fate,” “incompetence,” or “bad luck.”
Here we call the killer “Industrial Accidents.”
Three hosts deliver case studies, reactions and commentary from OSHA and news reports.
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Employee #1 S3 S1: A Woman's Perspective
No spoilers here.
Apr 15, 2024•32 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Employee #1 S2 E22
Just the facts, ma'am. Contestants: • The Virgin Connie Swail • Pep Streebeck Host: • Emil Muzz Categories: • Black • Magic • Woman • Devil • Blue • Dress
Feb 10, 2024•36 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Employee #1 - S2 E21
Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants). Categories include: • Launch • Moon • Orbit • Space • Star • Sun LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, ...
Jan 06, 2024•44 min•Season 2Ep. 21
Employee #1 S2 E20
My boss at work tells me that my written communications are too wordy. "Summarize! Use bullet points," he says... Host: Billy Ray Valentine Contestants: Randolph Duke Mortimer Duke Hans Nono Charities: Stop Playing the Same Three Christmas Songs in Stores Stop All This Christmas Bullshit Before Thanksgiving Categories include: Boat Car Motorcycle Plane Scooter Truck #accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymout...
Dec 17, 2023•41 min
Employee #1 S2 E19
Jim Chimney hosts a game between Chim Panzee and Angus Stinkhole! There's real money at stake here. Which charity will get a bit of a boost: "Dog Voicebox Removal for Dogs Less Than 80 Pounds" or "The Immediate Ban of the Know-It-All Football Guy at the Bar"?! Betcha can't hardly wait! Categories include: • Jesus • Rides • Beside • Never • Buys • Smokes
Nov 23, 2023•36 min
Employee #1 S2 E18
Welcome to the shit-show. Sir F. Real plays for "Fuck NASA" against Richard Ramdatazz who hopes his charity "The Foundation for Elderly Kittens" gets some change in its litter box. Joe Blob hosts. Categories include: • major • log • jam • flush • overflow • plunge
Nov 12, 2023•38 min
Employee #1 - S2 E17
Some guy named Ron Dickles thinks he can win all the money for his charity "Shear Pins on Mobility Scooter Seats" while another jerk-off wanna-be honkey pimp calls himself Harry Poppins thinks he's gonna take a windfall for his charity "Holler for a Ho." Categories include: • Never • Look • Back • Ready • Aim • Fire A rascal named Len Guini tries to keep a lid on things so they don't boil over. Oh, almost forgot, if you were in the northern Utah area last week, there was a very cool Halloween-th...
Oct 14, 2023•40 min
Employee #1 S2 E16
Contestant Marv the Butcher plays for his charity Make Every City Park a Peanut Farm, against Ricardo Hard who hopes to win the prize money for his pet project, the Institute of Undescended Testicles. Jor L. Thundernuts hosts. Come get your Ayn Rand fix. Categories include: Earth Wind Fire Stiff Little Fingers
Sep 16, 2023•56 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Employee #1 S2 E15
In a historic first, Shawna Forbush joins as the first female contestant! Within two minutes she quits. Touch Connors wants to blow up the moon, while Craven Morcucchi wants to fund the Society for Redundancy Society. Host Dudley Santana can't quite herd these cats. Categories include: Hand That's it. Hand.
Sep 02, 2023•39 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Employee #1 S2 E14
Hazel Motes hosts as Cy Winkelman and Nick O'Tene (no relation to Flannery O'Connor) go eye-to-eye and see who can line up the sights to hit the bullseye. Categories include: Eye 1 Eye 2 Eye 3 Eye 4 Eye 5 Eye 6 You don't dare miss this one! Be cool: make sure nobody at the water cooler knows what the fuck you're talking about tomorrow.
Aug 14, 2023•41 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Employee #1 S2 E13
Robin D. Bank and Anita Hanjob go head-to-head in a losing battle while Rip Forskinsky hosts. This one has some gross comments. Categories include: Old Blue Damp Hanging Ball Sack
Jul 24, 2023•31 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Employee #1 S2 E12
John Donson hosts contestants Rand Dover (playing for his charity Permanently Ban Bow Ties 'Cause They're Fucking Ugly and Retarded) and Munchin Herbusch (playing for his charity For the Love of Christ and Everything Sacred and Holy Can We Please Stop Curb Rash). Categories include: thick fat lazy gross sweaty pig
Jul 07, 2023•32 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Employee #1 S2 E11
Caesar Salad hosts contestants Lester Ectley (playing for the charity Less Mobility Scooters in Walmart) and Cole N. Oscopy (who is all revved up about his charity Cole-alition to Restore PornHub to the Fine Porn-Loving Adults in Utah). Categories include: • Dirty • Drunk • Poor • Rotten • Trailer • Trash • White accident belching blackhumor california comedy crude dark forklift gallowshumor industrialaccident mature morbid osha schadenfreude tasteless vulgar...
Jun 04, 2023•42 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Employee #1 S2 E10
Joltin' Joe Formaggio hosts Doctor Con Dom and Benjamin Doverbitch. Things get cheesy. Crust Dangling Fungus Nail Thick Tow Yellow If you're not too busy, please give us a rating and review wherever you listen. We'd appreciate your help in getting the word out to other like-minded folks with questionable senses of humor! THANKS! accident blackhumor california comedy crude dark forklift gallowshumor industrialaccident mature morbid osha pottymouths schadenfreude tasteless vulgar https://www.patre...
May 21, 2023•29 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Employee #1 S2 E9
Nine episodes...nine stories. Cornelius Keg hosts as mutineers Willie Stroker and Horatio Hornblower survive nine challenges AND shots of imitation peanut butter-flavored whiskey each time Cornie's insulin pump alarm fires off in the background. Categories include: Bang Fingered First Base Handy Missionary Rear-Ended Sixty-Nine Spooning Suck...
May 02, 2023•49 min
Employee #1 S2 E8
Mack Heath gasps and hacks his way through one ripper of a show. Guests Bob Wilson and Ricardo "Rock" Hardcock see who's charity will bubble to the top in a smoke-filled high stakes game. Categories include: Balding Curly Grey Pubic Red Wavy accident acetabula amputation blackhumor bogart bong california concussion dark gallowshumor industrialaccident lathe leatherlung mature morbid osha panicattack pottymouths pubicramus researchdepartment scalped schadenfreude smoky tasteless termiteabatement ...
Apr 15, 2023•33 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Employee #1 S2 E7
The game show run BY mental defectives FOR mental defectives. Al Buterol hoarsely gasps his way through several insulin pump alerts, mouse clicks, and sarcastic rude contestants. Buck Needlehoffer thrills the audience on behalf of his charity "Make the First Friday of Every Month Free Crack Day" while Curtis "Cooter" Stuffer goes all out for his charity "Cooter's Kids." Categories include: Elevated Lift Hammer "It's Windy!" Latex Psych Scared DISCLAIMER: This broadcast is not affiliated with nor...
Mar 25, 2023•26 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Employee #1 S2 E6
David Blowie hosts a game of Spin the Bottle. Contestant Ian McCracken, hoping to raise funds for the “Phil/Ian McCracken Gerbil Rescue,” challenges Victor Charlie who hopes to secure funding for his charity “Properly Pave the Ho Chi Minh Trail”! Categories include: Fireman Forklift vs. Scooter Gas Station #2 Muzzleloader Rebar 4 Security Shoplift accident blackhumor bottle california comedy crude dark forklift gallowshumor industrialaccident osha schadenfreude tasteless vulgar...
Mar 10, 2023•31 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Employee #1 S2 E5
Join professional jug blower Car Los as he competes for the charity "Tent Removal for the Homeless" against professional finger painter E. Jack Youlate, whose "Foundation to Put Warning Labels on Everything" just might win the whole enchilada. Buffalo Bill hosts this nail-biting juggernaut. accident blackhumor colorblind comedy crude dark dart forklift fuckingidiot gallowshumor industrialaccident osha schadenfreude tasteless trauma vulgar...
Feb 26, 2023•24 min
Employee #1 S2 S4
If you were supporting us on Patreon, you would have heard this two weeks ago, and enjoyed an additional 11 minutes! Leopold Jankum competes for his charity “Breast Implants for the Elderly” against Wayne Kerr, who is playing for his charity “The Prevention of People Who Let Their Dogs Kiss Their Face and Mouths.” Who will win? It's all in the hands of Dr. Acula! accident blackhumor comedy crude dark industrialaccident mature morbid osha schadenfreude tasteless vulgar...
Feb 11, 2023•23 min
Employee #1 S2 S3
Lou Weegee hosts challengers Yellin' Ellen Belwyn and Mike Litoris square off to see if the charity "Speech Therapy for People Who Say 'Woof'" or "Labia Frostbite Prevention by Reversing Laser Hair Removal (Bring Back the Bush).” accident blackhumor bringbackthebush bullet california clitoris comedy crude cunnilingus cuntreeclub doen gallowshumor hashtag hawksoffthechicken industrialaccident mature morbid osha pottymouths schadenfreude tasteless vulgar...
Jan 28, 2023•26 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Employee #1 S2 E2
Host Paddy Cakes is joined by contestants Tug Wingwalker and Peter Dragin who match wits to see who's charity takes the full load. K9 accident aeriallift belching blackhumor cadweld california comedy crude decapitation forklift guywire industrialaccident mature morbid osha pigging pottymouths schadenfreude tasteless uncede vulgar watersports whospunthismuthafucka...
Jan 11, 2023•23 min
Season 2 Episode 1
Host Fig Newton is joined by contestants Gregory Van Peckerlips and Steffan Morebeaver who battle it out for their favorite charities! The stories are as random as the editing. What was Employee #1’s life worth? Will “Save the Coney Island Whitefish” or “Stilts for Little People” get the payoff? What the fuck is with the stupid ending? Tune in and find out!
Dec 17, 2022•36 min
Season 1 finale Episode 24: Holy Diver
HA! You thought we'd forgotten to post our final episode of Season 1. We did. Hosts Jock Q. Sto, Fred Iguana, and Justin Herass close out the theme-themed first season. Dive in! Coming soon, Season 2! Random stories presented in a gameshow format in which guests compete for the charities of their choice! accident aerator blackhumor comedy cumrade fakelake fuckinzilch industrialaccident insprection ittybittysumbitch osha russianswingact sawedofframone schadenfreude squinkley stoplog suckedupbythe...
Dec 09, 2022•23 min
Episode 23: Escalator to Heaven
Hosts Upton Downey, Tammy “Tam” Pon, Peter Fitzinwell spend a few moments discussing the ups and downs of working on, in, and around escalators.
Nov 20, 2022•25 min
Episode 21: Street Fighting Man
Hosts Donny Brook, Ray Mancini, and Juan Morehead put up their dukes and take a poke at stories where Employee #1 gets in a beef at work. This one is a real hit. BONUS: Juan gets wistfully sidetracked discussing his old friends at a pallet factory. Ray has a momentary lapse of identity. And Donny will likely get his head caved in with a fucking ABC fire extinguisher when this one hits the free public feed.
Oct 22, 2022•24 min
Episode 20: Life is Shit (Explicit)
Hosts Dean Gilberry, Alexander Cummings and Billy Bongsmoke (or as he's known on the Unethical and Private Dicks podcasts, Richard Steudle) cram into the black cocoa control room to discuss some crap that happened to Employee #1 when a toilet was involved. As if that weren't bad enough, somebody says the R-word. I guess you could say that this turd is rated R.
Oct 12, 2022•42 min
Episode 19: Metal Health (Explicit)
Hosts Zip the Pinhead, John Diss, and Seymour Wieners discuss heavy metal. And copper. Copper spraying, copper tubing, copper flashing, copper jacketed hollow-points and an alligator shear chewing on recycled copper strand. You get it. BONUS: A research break featuring silent muttering and microphone fumbling. EXTRA BONUS: Terms that are no longer permissible, as far as the legal department is concerned. Also, a promo for a friend’s podcast at the beginning. If you haven’t heard the Private Dick...
Sep 01, 2022•27 min
Episode 18: Lords of Acid (Explicit)
Hosts Garr Goyle, Izzy Cummin, and Huell Babineau take a trip (and take you on a ride). Don’t drop. Don’t get burned. In what might have been a flashback, the gents get a bit side-tracked during a research break. BONUS: Izzy thinks he’s in a karaoke bar. WARNING: P-word. Lots and lots of P-word.
Aug 16, 2022•31 min•Season 1Ep. 19
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