[SPEAKER_03]: You got robots at work? [SPEAKER_01]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: You got lasers at work, do you have robots at work? [SPEAKER_03]: Who me? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm looking at it. [SPEAKER_01]: We have grinders, welders, torches, cutting torches, and a settling. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, pull aim, suck, squirt. [SPEAKER_02]: And fire safety. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a robot where you work? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we have a field level there.
[SPEAKER_02]: What does that do? [SPEAKER_02]: Levels like baseball field in the shit, like the sand parts. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh really? [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't been trained on it, but we have it. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I worked on robots from the workshop firestone. [SPEAKER_03]: Firestone for stacking. [SPEAKER_03]: So the cheats came off of the saw. [SPEAKER_03]: They would stack them and pout, wrap them, and send them them. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so you've had robotic palatizers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Getting in there. [SPEAKER_02]: Those are pretty cool to watch. [SPEAKER_02]: And we're seeing it. [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't they make to the feeble that is I enjoyed it. [SPEAKER_03]: Until you're standing there watching it stack all the shit in the wrong fucking spot. [SPEAKER_03]: Then it suddenly becomes your fucking problem in its category. [SPEAKER_03]: Roll out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: Employee number one, the industrial accident, our test, season four, features pointed analysis and fought for commentary. [SPEAKER_00]: From main guy, this guy, and that guy. [SPEAKER_03]: Hello and welcome to employee number one, the industrial accident podcast. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm main guy, Lando de Free. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm joined with my co-hosts. [SPEAKER_03]: This guy? [SPEAKER_02]: Ed Kizinski. [SPEAKER_03]: And that guy. [SPEAKER_03]: Horn tubing.
[SPEAKER_02]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: My name is Horn tubing. [SPEAKER_03]: One, two bang. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought you said one. [SPEAKER_01]: Poutine. [SPEAKER_01]: That works. [SPEAKER_03]: This is a wrong poutine and research department. [SPEAKER_03]: Good morning. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, good afternoon. [SPEAKER_03]: How are you? [SPEAKER_01]: Good. [SPEAKER_01]: How are you? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm all right. [SPEAKER_03]: So robots. [SPEAKER_03]: I like robots.
[SPEAKER_03]: You think sex dolls are going to take over the world? [SPEAKER_01]: Why not? [SPEAKER_01]: They're going to take over the medical industry. [SPEAKER_03]: Sex dolls are going to take over the medical industry. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's our research department right there. [SPEAKER_03]: Right there top not stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: What website she on right now. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I heard there was, yeah, there was a thing in the news last week that a guy, some other country had surgery from a top surgeon that did everything remotely with a joystick. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow. [SPEAKER_03]: And here we are back to sex dolls. [SPEAKER_03]: Joysticks. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I tried to try and just because it is Pride and Month. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but this is not going to come out right through.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but then you know, we go, uh, you see like AI how many how many people are fooled by AI and stuff. [SPEAKER_02]: You could see especially the old people. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like my mom on Facebook. [SPEAKER_03]: She believes all that. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: She needs to, like, be put into it. [SPEAKER_03]: She was like, yeah, she was posting pictures. [SPEAKER_03]: Obi-Wan Kenobi saying, praise God.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Traffic thunder is saying, Republic, these feet non veterans. [SPEAKER_03]: So this is my story. [SPEAKER_03]: But I did, I did actually witness this. [SPEAKER_03]: So we went to a friend of a friend's house. [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking Tom. [SPEAKER_03]: And it was when his buddies. [SPEAKER_03]: And so on the wall of his mom's house, there was a picture of Chris Cornell, right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's doing the fucking, and his mom thought that that was legitimately Jesus in the Jesus Christ pose. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: She thought about that. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, is that him? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, is she a big, no, she thinks it's Jesus. [SPEAKER_02]: What do you say? [SPEAKER_02]: What's worse? [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't that and just not talking about it, not saying anything or correcting them.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think, you know, I'm a dick. [SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, if I roll up at my mom's house, season four, we know. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, there's a, you know, we're now bounding to the altar of Cornell, you know? [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, what in the butt? [SPEAKER_02]: Would that be the temple of the dog? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: With a sandwich sitting there because he's hungry. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's a throwback to season one, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so. [SPEAKER_03]: Are you gonna rock and roll? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Get a gore to tonight. [SPEAKER_03]: Robot. [SPEAKER_03]: We got six robot stories. [SPEAKER_03]: We're not even gonna, they don't have different names. [SPEAKER_03]: We'll just go random. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think? [SPEAKER_03]: Do we have a choice in the matter? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Who wants to go first? [SPEAKER_03]: Help yourself. [SPEAKER_03]: Three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Robot story number three. [SPEAKER_03]: I have my own robot story. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy. [SPEAKER_01]: What's your robot story? [SPEAKER_03]: So when I worked at Bullfrog, they were the fiberglass robots, right? [SPEAKER_03]: They would spray the spray guns and the booth and stuff, so I don't know what do we get. [SPEAKER_03]: the fumes and stuff, right? [SPEAKER_03]: But they would always fucking bind up and twist and bind and lock up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because of the resin, spraying around, right? [SPEAKER_03]: And everything, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And so one of the texts went in into the cage, into the area. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's all supposed to be locked out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. [SPEAKER_03]: But we had bypasses. [SPEAKER_03]: It's part of the fucking job. [SPEAKER_02]: This is one of the jobs you didn't last long at, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't because of this, but as he was in there, trying to get it off, it came free. [SPEAKER_03]: Still under power to go off dudes, fingers right there, man. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nice. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's a nice podcast everybody. [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for joining us. [SPEAKER_02]: So for all of the can't see. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just above the knuckle. [SPEAKER_03]: They took off his two on his right hand.
[SPEAKER_03]: It took off his pointer finger and I don't know what I guess it's for me to burn. [SPEAKER_02]: So we can't do that. [SPEAKER_03]: Got your own trick anymore. [SPEAKER_03]: No, you can't finger-banging. [SPEAKER_03]: But he can do the fucking fake finger thing like, no, no. [SPEAKER_03]: And unfortunately, like, like, stated earlier from, you know, this guy over here, like, I didn't work that long enough for him to come back to work or know how much of his finger or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I wasn't even working in that department. [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even see that when it happened. [SPEAKER_03]: It was just like, hey, you hear about, you know, [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even remember his fucking name. [SPEAKER_03]: That's the sad part.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I got lost two fingers and you're like, oh shit, then all of us drugged down to the fucking safety guy, you know, the signing of the fucking papers and then they'll buy passing and you know, going through all the toolbox, taking out all the jumper wires and all the fucking keys that we had to buy past safety and everything like that. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how much of that within a month, they were all back in the toolbox. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fuck yeah, I mean, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It reminds me about the joke about the guy that stuck his penis in the pickle slicer work Huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: They both got fired Inspection number one two zero seven seven zero point zero on five this happened in My god, there's no state or anything state of your mind state of shock I Got no I got no state I don't know where this happened got a date watching me the fucking first line [SPEAKER_03]: At one-third AM on January seventeenth, twenty- seventeen employee number one was operating a forklift for moving stacked and wrapped bag pallets from a pallet wrapper.
[SPEAKER_03]: A Fuji-Ace mechanical robot was used to load pallet bags onto wood pallets on a conveyor, which moved the loading stacked to a pallet wrapper. [SPEAKER_03]: When completed, the employee then moved the plasticized pallet to storage within the facility. [SPEAKER_03]: The employee witnessed the robot arm that was feeding pallet bags onto the wood pallets on the conveyor, strike a pallet bag, loosening a hose on the robot hand and causing a mechanical issue to stop the loading process.
[SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one climbed onto the stopped conveyor and walked into the cage robot arm area to reconnect the loose hose on the robot's hand. [SPEAKER_03]: As he proceeded toward the hose, the robot arm engaged, striking employee number one in his chest area, causing a broken sternum and two broken ribs. [SPEAKER_01]: The employee was stuck in his own injuries. [SPEAKER_03]: So fuck it fast. [SPEAKER_03]: So he sees a hose come off, which makes the fucking thing stop.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then he thinks I'm gonna go plug that in and he plugs it in it. [SPEAKER_03]: Like an instantly heads for home. [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't even get a plug it in. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's right. [SPEAKER_02]: He just finished the motion and has the new power loaded in. [SPEAKER_02]: He proceeded to go. [SPEAKER_02]: And then he hit him right in the fucking chest. [SPEAKER_02]: So what you're saying is he fucking deserved that one. [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, no fries, no fees, no penalties.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thirty-seven year old male hospitalized injury. [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking broken sternum. [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: That's got to be something that's got to. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they couldn't wrap it to Hillary. [SPEAKER_03]: That was just there. [SPEAKER_01]: If I could just like your ribs, they can't do nothing for him. [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe you know a lot about broken ribs. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want some more. [SPEAKER_03]: I can't even spare ribs anymore. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we all find out what Adam got when he gave up a rib. [SPEAKER_03]: We've all been doing this since. [SPEAKER_01]: That's your problem. [SPEAKER_03]: No, mine, how about in a round? [SPEAKER_03]: He should've negotiated a better fucking deal. [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot your name. [SPEAKER_02]: Ed. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Ed Kuzinski.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: See, industrial revolution has come into question. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_03]: Ed, pick a number between one and seven that doesn't have a three in it. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, really, six stories. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we got an extra special bonus. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's not the one you just told about the uh, bull frog. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no names. [SPEAKER_03]: What number do you say? [SPEAKER_03]: What number do you say?
[SPEAKER_03]: Four. [SPEAKER_03]: Old Hickory Tennessee. [SPEAKER_03]: On swinging bridge road. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, now just sounds like a pleasant fucker place doesn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: old hickory down by the swinging bridge that sounds like something yeah yeah we know we know what you're going with it all righty of swinging bridges are different investigation number one one two four five point zero one five at five forty five p.m. [SPEAKER_03]: I guess that would be central time or Easter. [SPEAKER_03]: Who gives a fuck so Tennessee Tennessee break support in [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, two times. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they do really.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't. [SPEAKER_03]: They had the string and right in the middle of the state. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we don't know where the fuck this is. [SPEAKER_03]: Hickory. [SPEAKER_02]: Hold on. [SPEAKER_02]: Hold on. [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't named just because like Andrew Jackson or is it because just there's an old hickory tree there. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: It's an important distinction. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I do know the hickory is the diamond of hardwoods.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe it. [SPEAKER_03]: Andrew Jackson. [SPEAKER_02]: Fair enough. [SPEAKER_03]: On January tenth, twenty-nineteen and employee number one was operating the SL-two wind up machine. [SPEAKER_02]: That's not like one. [SPEAKER_02]: I just did your one of those keys. [SPEAKER_02]: There we go. [SPEAKER_02]: This is a simple monkey. [SPEAKER_03]: The employees head was crushed between the primary arm and a stationary component on the SL-two wind up machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: The automatically activated primary arm cycled while the employees head was in the path of the arm. [SPEAKER_03]: This is a place to stand in a cute head injury with heavy cranial trauma. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm at your fucking bottom. [SPEAKER_03]: I bet you it was fucking idios. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't cute about that. [SPEAKER_02]: He drew out both sides of his mouth right now. [SPEAKER_03]: I can look like the fucking toxic avenger. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm thinking more of the cone heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the dude from the goonies? [SPEAKER_02]: Which one? [SPEAKER_03]: Sloth. [SPEAKER_03]: I You guys I've never seen that movie, but I haven't even seen it. [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't seen it either. [SPEAKER_02]: We've seen parts of it. [SPEAKER_03]: We fall into the wrong generation Yeah Initial occur penalty that guy I forgot your name too One who no it's two-bang two-bang not two-bang Yeah, he's Filipino one of the two-bang clan. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes [SPEAKER_03]: Juan?
[SPEAKER_03]: Just her. [SPEAKER_03]: Current and initial penalty. [SPEAKER_03]: Do they match? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: Ed? [SPEAKER_03]: And initial penalty match. [SPEAKER_03]: Was there a penalty? [SPEAKER_03]: Or was it five thousand four hundred? [SPEAKER_02]: I think he gets smarter every week. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, that was a fucking teeter. [SPEAKER_02]: You don't need a fucking tape the ball of the baseball.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I want I want fucking HR Karen back in here because I think it's bullshit. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's bullshit. [SPEAKER_03]: But I like how you tied in a hickory with a t-ball. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because most baseball bats made hickory, right? [SPEAKER_03]: We're not the ones in May. [SPEAKER_03]: I think they're a little too much it made by robots. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's talking like professional MLB. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, can they use metal bats in the MLB?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think so. [SPEAKER_02]: Because I think I said I'm to do with how. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can get fucking they go as far as I could hurt someone there. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the speed that speed the ball comes off. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, there was aluminum bats and stuff even like in softball and stuff that was banned because the balls just came off too fucking fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: like the old man just couldn't fucking you know we're drunk out there anyway playing soccer ball so men play softball well now like old man doing well technically we were a drinking team with a softball habit so that's all right robot one two five six and seven are left and uh... ed you get to pick again so smart [SPEAKER_03]: Just a chip off the old block, aren't you? [SPEAKER_03]: West Springfield, Massachusetts. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's where home we're lives.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it West or East Springfield? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the plot thickens because the mailing address is in Lowellville, Ohio. [SPEAKER_03]: Awesome bullshit. [SPEAKER_03]: I see, I smell a conspiracy. [SPEAKER_03]: In investigation, number one, one, one, eight, four, two, eight, point zero, one, five. [SPEAKER_03]: And then a clock A M on July, thirty, fifth, twenty, nineteen. [SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one was working as a painter for a painting and wall covering contractor.
[SPEAKER_03]: The employee was on the top or roof of a water tower. [SPEAKER_03]: He was working approximately fifty feet above ground level, operating a robot painter. [SPEAKER_03]: The robot did he paint that John Der Green. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the robot painter slid off the roof of the water tower. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, was he attached to it? [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, the employee was tethered to the robot or in his past because the worker fell off the roof too.
[SPEAKER_03]: The employee landed in the tree approximately four feet from the ground. [SPEAKER_03]: He suffered multiple fractures and it was hospitalid and it was hospitalid and it was hospitalid for more than two days. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it could have been worse. [SPEAKER_02]: He could have fallen first and the thing fell on top. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's how my luck works, whatever you tie off. [SPEAKER_03]: You got a tip over and fall on you.
[SPEAKER_03]: No fines, no fees, no penalties, just a heartwarming tale from Massachusetts or Ohio or somewhere. [SPEAKER_02]: Did you see a couple years ago, there was, I don't know where it is, but there's a water tower that has Johnny Cash on it, and someone shot the cock out, so it was pissing water. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I saw that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Nice. [SPEAKER_03]: All right, so we're gonna throw a charity move over to that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: One, just who are picking number? [SPEAKER_03]: Two, five, seven, or one. [SPEAKER_03]: One. [SPEAKER_03]: One. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna go with one. [SPEAKER_03]: One. [SPEAKER_03]: I think this one. [SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna like this one. [SPEAKER_03]: It's local. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good. [SPEAKER_03]: Clear field Utah. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Up there. [SPEAKER_03]: Hillfield? [SPEAKER_03]: Three ports in her. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I interviewed a couple places up there. [SPEAKER_03]: Did you ever interview a lifetime's product? [SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_02]: I thought he's another one next to uh- Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: ATK. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Boy. [SPEAKER_03]: The investigation number one seven one zero six three three four zero. [SPEAKER_03]: And eleven fifty five p.m. [SPEAKER_03]: or around eleven fifty five p.m. [SPEAKER_03]: On July eight twenty. [SPEAKER_02]: I want a hard time guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi in your day. [SPEAKER_03]: Do I win? [SPEAKER_02]: Eight. [SPEAKER_03]: July, teens. [SPEAKER_03]: The accident occurred in the robot cage, which is surrounded by a chain link fence in a gate, which was interlocked to shut down the robot while it was open. [SPEAKER_03]: We know how to get around that. [SPEAKER_03]: The robot was not running when the compliance officer arrived.
[SPEAKER_03]: But in addition to the robot, the cage is surrounded by a pneumatic lift table, which is used to raise or lower stacks of products, coming off the assembly line. [SPEAKER_03]: The products, which were in cardboard boxes, were placed on the lift table by the robot. [SPEAKER_03]: Once on the lift table, the products would be raised or lowered to the correct location for a cardboard sleeve to be stapled to them. [SPEAKER_03]: And out of breath.
[SPEAKER_03]: That would indicate that the employee number one was working on the staplers. [SPEAKER_03]: A box of staples and a set of Allen wrenches were located next to the lift table and staplers. [SPEAKER_03]: One of the Allen wrenches was removed from the set and was lying on the floor next to the puddle where employee number one. [SPEAKER_03]: What does this got to do with shit about what the fuck happened? [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the puddle, so. [SPEAKER_03]: It did I added puddle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, fuck you, then. [SPEAKER_02]: You, you, you, you didn't publish these stories and I can seem like they're something when they're really known. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of dragging on like, like, I want to find out, like, what happened here? [SPEAKER_03]: It's long. [SPEAKER_03]: We're almost halfway there. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: But I've installed raw and mocked.
[SPEAKER_03]: This Alan Ranch fit the adjustment screws on the stapeers. [SPEAKER_03]: And a coworker stated that he heard staple guns firing ten round bursts within a few minutes of when the accident occurred, indicating that someone had been working on the staplers. [SPEAKER_03]: It was not determined during the inspection how the lift table was actuated. [SPEAKER_05]: It was not activated.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was not determined during the inspection how the lift table was activated while my play number one was underneath it, but it apparently trapped him while he was attempting to exit the pit underneath the table. [SPEAKER_03]: The medical examiner, the medical examiner's report indicates that employee number one died as a result of compressional asphyxia. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, three thousand five hundred PSI. [SPEAKER_03]: Subsequent investigation was conducted by life fine products.
[SPEAKER_03]: This investigation dated August fourth, two thousand a three indicated that the lift table may have been activated by the stapler linear slide being manually moved to the full retract position, triggering the limit switch. [SPEAKER_03]: By triggering the limit switch, the table moved to the down position toward the bottom limit switch, trapping employee number one. [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh. [SPEAKER_01]: I actually have some lifetime stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody have a lifetime.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody, if I get this. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this is a knockoff, but still. [SPEAKER_01]: I got a picnic table, I got a cool, three coolers. [SPEAKER_03]: Didn't they make fucking basketball, who's standards and shit for a minute? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: They make fucking play pretty much anything could be made out of fucking plastic. [SPEAKER_03]: And that would explain why I was looking at work of there. [SPEAKER_03]: Have plastic wheel travel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Employ number one worked there for lifetime. [SPEAKER_03]: Initial and current penalty one. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to ask for a phone a friend and maybe you see if I could get like a little bit of help with this. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think they match? [SPEAKER_03]: I always get burned on this. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck no, they don't match. [SPEAKER_03]: Initial and current penalty match. [SPEAKER_03]: You're a fucking asshole.
[SPEAKER_03]: More or less than two thousand dollars, Ed. [SPEAKER_02]: Less. [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, more. [SPEAKER_03]: Two thousand one hundred dollars. [SPEAKER_02]: Surprising, it is Utah. [SPEAKER_03]: You seem pretty disappointed in you. [SPEAKER_03]: I just can't believe it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm out of the will. [SPEAKER_02]: That's not even the dollar per piece. [SPEAKER_03]: This is the will is bill collectors to the roll in your house.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is about their fucker still owes us for this research department. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: You're like odd or even numbers. [SPEAKER_01]: odd. [SPEAKER_02]: odd. [SPEAKER_02]: It's been a while you're fucking engaged to that guy over there odd odd numbers are terrible for sex. [SPEAKER_02]: Why? [SPEAKER_02]: You think you don't want to sex at nine. [SPEAKER_03]: Six is not odd. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I want to help him as a math question.
[SPEAKER_03]: No odd numbers are just bad for sex. [SPEAKER_02]: It's sixty nine and odd numbers. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: No. [SPEAKER_01]: Sixty-nine is not. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. [SPEAKER_02]: Sixty-nine is not Christ. [SPEAKER_01]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Never mind. [SPEAKER_03]: Just move on. [SPEAKER_03]: Block. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about sixty-nine. [SPEAKER_03]: What about fifty-seven? [SPEAKER_03]: Five or seven. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you like?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's almost as old as that guy. [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty close. [SPEAKER_03]: Seven. [SPEAKER_03]: Gilchrist Road, Mogador, Ohio. [SPEAKER_03]: Mogadisha. [SPEAKER_03]: No, you're going to know the name of this company. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to tell you because you might not want to put your fucking leftovers in it anymore. [SPEAKER_03]: A rubber band.
[SPEAKER_03]: investigation number two zero zero one zero one five two five condoms be perfect with their name on August eight teeth two thousand two plastic products suck like the game rubber made yeah, but would you trust a rubber made well you fucking don't even know all right, but I'm saying would you trust a rubber made condom given how well their fucking plastic fucking containers hold shit [SPEAKER_03]: You know, you know, you know, that's Tupperware Burps, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Bucket rubber made is like a shitty fucking knock off that is guaranteed. [SPEAKER_03]: There's a reason they make them disposable now. [SPEAKER_03]: There really is because they're like, how the fuck could we make our product twice as fucking shitty as it was to begin with? [SPEAKER_03]: And still have people fucking buy it. [SPEAKER_02]: We're making it. [SPEAKER_02]: We're making it. [SPEAKER_02]: We're making products like you. [SPEAKER_03]: It makes it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, man, like I have like a whole fucking cupboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: one cover full of well full of rubber made shit and glad to end up with yeah that's the problem is it's all that's the brand yeah and and just like my ground cookie up with even more if you want it was what you like lock-in lock you watch QVC lock-in lock is actually good though you put your weed in there but yeah so doing problem is every time it lasts long enough to need to be stored every time I open the cover [SPEAKER_03]: So I have a bad bad issue in my house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he your attitude? [SPEAKER_03]: No, my house is haunted. [SPEAKER_03]: Since when since I moved in, it's bullshit. [SPEAKER_03]: No, seriously, it's haunted. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a portal. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that like a portal? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, every time. [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's washer. [SPEAKER_03]: You got a hundred washing machine? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, every time the washer eats a sock, it generates a rubber made lid up in the cupboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: The fucking Elton, the whole entire house. [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing at all. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just some odd fucking lid shows up and I have fourteen rubber made containers and thirty-six fucking lid. [SPEAKER_03]: And none of my fucking socks match. [SPEAKER_03]: And that is a true fucking story. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't doubt that I've seen your house. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I won't forget that concrete port in the basement after you had to break all that shit out.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm going to look at that? [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck no. [SPEAKER_03]: I got shit rocking there and everything. [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't been to your house. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't fucking like you. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I can be able to find a meal. [SPEAKER_03]: I really don't like you.
[SPEAKER_03]: On August, the first stroke would make the part, after which the robot arm would pick up and move the part to a different place on the mold face, where upon the second stroke would complete the product. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like double tap, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one was in the dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented dented d
[SPEAKER_03]: The machine says that the robot arm had cleared the mold area and it cycled. [SPEAKER_03]: Crushing and killing employee number one. [SPEAKER_03]: The machine had been inadvertently left in auto mode during this final touch-up procedure and the safety controls had been bypassed. [SPEAKER_03]: Coincidentally, this was a robot story number seven. [SPEAKER_03]: There were seven fucking violations. [SPEAKER_03]: Five serious two other. [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Interesting stuff in it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we had a with the research department start this off. [SPEAKER_03]: Research department the initial penalty six thousand three hundred seventy five dollars. [SPEAKER_03]: Was it reduced? [SPEAKER_03]: It was reduced. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you. [SPEAKER_03]: Softball fucking pitches. [SPEAKER_03]: That's unbelievable. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you, two man. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm the one who gets like fucker.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get like, hey, how much did they find him? [SPEAKER_03]: Is like, do I get a clue? [SPEAKER_03]: I need a phone of brand. [SPEAKER_03]: I need a doll here, some shit man. [SPEAKER_03]: He just likes to feel superior over me. [SPEAKER_03]: That's the whole fucking issue here. [SPEAKER_03]: Initial panel research department, six thousand three hundred seventy five. [SPEAKER_03]: current penalty three thousand eight twenty five.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you just like to feel superior to him? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he was just digging me. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that was true. [SPEAKER_03]: The rubber made. [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you find they come to light now? [SPEAKER_01]: I have to learn how to do shit. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you know, I don't learn how to do shit. [SPEAKER_03]: You make your train you scare the hell out of me. [SPEAKER_03]: The bedroom. [SPEAKER_03]: Two stories to go and I need to bear.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you bring another fucking beer? [SPEAKER_03]: I did it for me. [SPEAKER_03]: You didn't grab me one? [SPEAKER_03]: You had a hot one. [SPEAKER_03]: You said you had a hot one. [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say you meant that guy to win the drink. [SPEAKER_03]: I did seriously when I did a beer run and didn't bring me shit. [SPEAKER_03]: You had a guy to know and went to the army and Germany and he thought you had a drink warm beer. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I said he drank warm beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say I like warm fucking beer. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you. [SPEAKER_03]: But he showed you the wheelbarrow. [SPEAKER_03]: The what? [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that your favorite position? [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_03]: The warm beer wheelbarrow? [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't even know what the fuck that is. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure the fuck that guy from the military. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, like your feet and drive you around a room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nah, I don't think that's not for me. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you can get another beer. [SPEAKER_02]: If it was the reason to part of doing it before you. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want another fucking beer. [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you and your beer too. [SPEAKER_01]: All right. [SPEAKER_01]: The wheelbarrow is where you... Show you no, no. [SPEAKER_03]: Trust the park expert here. [SPEAKER_02]: That's our signature move. [SPEAKER_03]: We tell you something.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know our signature move. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm a big fan. [SPEAKER_03]: The poker stick. [SPEAKER_03]: Sioux Falls, South Dakota. [SPEAKER_03]: I've been there. [SPEAKER_03]: How was it? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: What were you doing? [SPEAKER_03]: Sioux Falls, South Dakota. [SPEAKER_03]: Pass and through. [SPEAKER_03]: Where the fuck were you going? [SPEAKER_03]: Rushmore. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really? [SPEAKER_03]: I've never been there.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were talking about that yesterday. [SPEAKER_03]: We were. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, mountain with the faces on it. [SPEAKER_03]: Got some work. [SPEAKER_03]: I get remembered. [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy that nature just did that by itself. [SPEAKER_03]: I give remember that some boardland's name, but I couldn't remember Mount Rushmore. [SPEAKER_03]: You're basically almost a crazy horse. [SPEAKER_03]: Because I haven't seen that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't think it's been finished yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck no, it won't finish in your fucking lifetime. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But I mean, like it would be cool to go to them. [SPEAKER_03]: Like last time. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, okay, like the first time and last time I was there, they were not working on it. [SPEAKER_03]: So now I see pictures on Facebook and stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: I want to see it now because when I seen it, it was just more of a lump of dirt with a fucking nose on it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Which is stayed for a long time, just like that. [SPEAKER_03]: Sioux Falls South Dakota. [SPEAKER_03]: Investigation number. [SPEAKER_03]: Now they switched it again. [SPEAKER_03]: Used to be inspections, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: You're a little fucking good. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, inspection number. [SPEAKER_03]: One, six, three, seven. [SPEAKER_00]: You're fucking good.
[SPEAKER_03]: One, six, three, six, two, seven, two, one, six, three, six, seven, two, seven, two, one, six, seven, zero, one, five. [SPEAKER_03]: Investigation number, one point five, one, five, one. [SPEAKER_03]: Holy one, five, one, seven, five, eight, point zero, one. [SPEAKER_02]: Say you get out of here. [SPEAKER_02]: No money. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, thanks for closing the door, dickhead. [SPEAKER_03]: Get out of here, say you come on. [SPEAKER_02]: Good girl.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you see the video that old guy on the girl internet that he talks shit and he obviously has a can of WD-forty in front of him. [SPEAKER_03]: No a two fifteen p.m. [SPEAKER_03]: on November twenty-nine. [SPEAKER_02]: No he's like like peppers and stuff like that. [SPEAKER_02]: He dips peppers like hot sauce. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they do that rumor. [SPEAKER_02]: He always has it on his fucking desk when he's doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, I'm weird. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, there's nothing with it. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, just fucking sit there every fucking video. [SPEAKER_03]: So let me the straight. [SPEAKER_03]: You're watching guys. [SPEAKER_03]: He's watching guys. [SPEAKER_03]: He's watching guys. [SPEAKER_03]: He hot chili. [SPEAKER_03]: But he calls you into the room to see it, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, cause he goes. [SPEAKER_03]: He sent it to you. [SPEAKER_01]: Both hot chili oil.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he's saying like this like shit with his hands, like it has like cerebral palsy. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: The hot test come out. [SPEAKER_03]: He eats all kinds of weird shit. [SPEAKER_03]: Need dips him in Frank's shit to bed hot sauce. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm really beginning to question our friendship. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_02]: If you haven't already. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a two fifteen p.m. [SPEAKER_03]: on the number twenty nine twenty twenty two.
[SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one was lubricating conveyor rollers with W. D. forty. [SPEAKER_03]: See. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to read the whole fucking tie in. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, some guy. [SPEAKER_03]: You fucking jerk off to on the fucking internet. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's chili peppers. [SPEAKER_03]: Has a Canada B. D. forty on his desk. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't jerk off to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I turn him, but I'm done with him, but for a fucking jerk off. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, go ahead. [SPEAKER_03]: I farted. [SPEAKER_03]: No doubt for sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Lubricating conveyor-rollers with WD-Forty. [SPEAKER_03]: Comments on the fucking dog anyway. [SPEAKER_03]: How can I blame it on the dog if I just admit it? [SPEAKER_03]: Shut the fuck up, just keep going. [SPEAKER_03]: Energize robotic cell. [SPEAKER_03]: Sound familiar?
[SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: It was referred to as the ugly? [SPEAKER_03]: to refer to as the eye pal, palatizer machine. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, alright. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I have a computer. [SPEAKER_03]: There were no other similar machines at the facility. [SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one was beaten. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, was between the robot arm and south side of the conveyor when he unloaded unknowingly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unknowingly activated the photo eye located at the rollerway, which senses when palates are ready to be picked up. [SPEAKER_03]: The motion of moving the can of WD-Forty over the conveyor area satisfied the photo eye which then sent the robot arm into motion. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that a smoke?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he's that he's just asked why something strike a huge it is striking employee number one or back of the head titties you're now and shoulder area fair enough [SPEAKER_03]: You missed a good stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'll read you again, please. [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_03]: Striking employee number one in the back of the head, Nick, and shoulder area, wishing him down onto the conveyor and piercing his next skull and right hand. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nice though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: The robot arms stopped moving likely because the servos that move the robot arm limited out due to sensing friction. [SPEAKER_03]: That's good for the sunset and stop though. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's definitely a more advanced system than we had because they would run right up fucking to one another. [SPEAKER_03]: Employing number one died due to crushing and piercing injuries. [SPEAKER_03]: Holy fuck, sickle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can tell you right now, this one here basically falls on the improper training situation. [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely, this one and the other one, both improper training for the tech mission. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because the unknowingly activated the phone. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you just can't go in there with a can of the barcode on it. [SPEAKER_03]: And I think it's gonna ring something up, you know what I mean? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't need the barcode at any do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is who's turn is it for this who gives a shit just call on somebody all right that guy initial penalty more or less than fifty thousand dollars less [SPEAKER_03]: Fifty thousand three hundred thirty four dollars missing the number of you you always set me up to fail. [SPEAKER_03]: I said you up to win that time you chose to fail. [SPEAKER_03]: No, you chose.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no you every time you just always got a feel superior over me every fucking situation through you a softball and you fucking you pick up an eight you threw me a softball fifty thousand dollars three hundred and thirty four fuck you the initial penalty [SPEAKER_03]: That's a lot of fucking cash. [SPEAKER_03]: Holy crap. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was like that dude was fucking smashed up here and he got like well at two grand. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this this got smashed to down to thirty three thousand [SPEAKER_03]: One hundred and ninety. [SPEAKER_03]: What's the last digit in this number of this guy? [SPEAKER_03]: Ten. [SPEAKER_03]: Two. [SPEAKER_03]: Thirty-three thousand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm fucking fucked up. [SPEAKER_03]: I literally took a like six of them in a row. [SPEAKER_03]: What are you saying? [SPEAKER_03]: Are you searching Lake Havasu? [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not. [SPEAKER_03]: For cars with no air conditioning? [UNKNOWN]: Yeah. [UNKNOWN]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: No. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, regardless of the air conditioning is for sale. [SPEAKER_03]: What was it like a hundred and fucking twenty-one degrees and fucking Phoenix just?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I may be cool to see, but in the winter time. [SPEAKER_03]: It ain't fun. [SPEAKER_03]: Cool. [SPEAKER_03]: No, just fucking break. [SPEAKER_03]: Like you see London Bridge. [SPEAKER_03]: They shipped it out of a brick by brick. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you see it. [SPEAKER_03]: It has the big towers and stuff on it, like in the books and stuff like that. [SPEAKER_02]: Not before a clap the first time. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so like it has none of that shit on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like any other fucking bridge and they give you a tour of it and it's like oh here you can see where it was like bombed and shot at World War Two. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, here's how they put it together wrong because the picture wasn't on the box. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no instructions. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was down there working on a gas station. [SPEAKER_01]: Hence the song London Bridge is falling down. [SPEAKER_03]: Not the World War Two story.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I never had just found it down. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You guys want to talk about a company to make transmissions? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah! [SPEAKER_03]: Detrag, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Getrag, G-T-E-T-E-T-R-A-G. [SPEAKER_03]: Good luck! [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they make like the T-Five or some kind. [SPEAKER_03]: So, I don't want to be a school, so like, for transmissions for me, you're like, you're, six. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a lot of man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm a whole lot of hate clutches, but yeah, Borgwoner, Muncie, those are like, yeah, all that other shit. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they only just fork fucking speeds. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm old school. [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [SPEAKER_02]: Now, the three speeds then overdrive. [SPEAKER_03]: The third speed is the overdrive. [SPEAKER_03]: I bet you, I bet you that fifty three is a three speed with an overdrive in it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's all we've had our cox to see.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a cox. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's your problem. [SPEAKER_01]: Let's do this attached to me, but yes, I would like one. [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to read this one backwards. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: So worked the of out conveyor by moved was product where fans in the. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm fucked up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Investigation number two zero two zero seven five seven two seven on March thirty twenty twenty four and employee was working for Geetrag corporate
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[SPEAKER_03]: The robot and the two testing machines were separated from employees in the rest of the plant by solid walls on three sides and a chain link fence on one side creating a robot work cell. [SPEAKER_03]: Interlocked gates were present in the fence in one wall. [SPEAKER_03]: On March thirty twenty twenty four as we started, the employee entered the barricaded work cell while the system was in operation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Employing number one was caught by the head or neck between the fixture on the end of the robotic arm and the testing machine and was killed. [SPEAKER_03]: The gates to the work cell were found to be closed following the accident. [SPEAKER_03]: We close the gates behind him. [SPEAKER_03]: Not necessarily. [SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one may have gained entry by climbing over the fence.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or crawling through openings in the fence where product was moved by conveyor out of the work cell. [SPEAKER_03]: Man, I can speak it. [SPEAKER_03]: Pete. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Ed. [SPEAKER_03]: Initial current penalty match. [SPEAKER_03]: More or less than five thousand dollars. [SPEAKER_03]: Less than five thousand dollars, very good. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna give you a pee. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, one. [SPEAKER_03]: You pay attention.
[SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: Get your glasses on. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Four thousand five hundred thirty-eight, sound right? [SPEAKER_03]: For what? [SPEAKER_03]: The initial and current penalty that happened to match. [SPEAKER_03]: Penley for what? [SPEAKER_03]: For the guy getting his head pinched off. [SPEAKER_03]: Got his head pinched off? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck happened? [SPEAKER_03]: We crawl over a fence. [SPEAKER_03]: No way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're through a hole. [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Who do that? [SPEAKER_03]: Wait number one. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh. [SPEAKER_03]: Never in the well without. [SPEAKER_02]: That's making your name something. [SPEAKER_02]: Play number one when you go to work one day. [SPEAKER_03]: Was I supposed to answer something? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Good. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Good. [SPEAKER_03]: That's the end.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the end of this fucking program. [SPEAKER_03]: Thank God. [SPEAKER_03]: Insala. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't want Star Wars after this. [SPEAKER_03]: Who's your favorite robot? [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_03]: Do you like RTD too? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: You couldn't understand him. [SPEAKER_03]: You can't tell. [SPEAKER_03]: That's the problem. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was when you stuck him up your ass, the legs made it hard to pull out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, he's just tight string. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, Jesus Christ, we're employing number one the industrial acts of the podcast. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm your humble host and main guy, Lando to free. [SPEAKER_03]: I've been joined with my co-hosts. [SPEAKER_03]: This guy? [SPEAKER_03]: Ed Kizinski. [SPEAKER_03]: No relation. [SPEAKER_03]: That guy? [SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations to who? [SPEAKER_03]: Uncle Ted. [SPEAKER_03]: Land out of free. [SPEAKER_03]: Ted Chesinski?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not relate to him. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, who's Ted Chesinski? [SPEAKER_03]: The Unibond. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, all right, yeah, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're keeping up? [SPEAKER_03]: No, man. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Been a long fucking week. [SPEAKER_03]: Been a one week? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Been a long week. [SPEAKER_03]: Better than a long week.
[SPEAKER_03]: No man, like seriously, I got called into work last night in like ten thirty and you know home until like fucking three thirty. [SPEAKER_03]: So what? [SPEAKER_03]: Fix the laser again? [SPEAKER_03]: Nah, chillers. [SPEAKER_03]: Chillers. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you have to fix the chiller for when a summer? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's the reason. [SPEAKER_03]: They old and they don't like the heat. [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that the point of a chiller? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, combat the heat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, we got a new one that we poured a big fucking pad for and we set it on and it's all ready to go and well according to the engineer It's gonna blow all our fucking pipey great to hell so they can't [SPEAKER_03]: Pluck it in, man. [SPEAKER_03]: We need to go to Harbor Freight and get a goddamn regulator. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Turn that pressure now. [SPEAKER_03]: So we need Harbor Freight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep. [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. [SPEAKER_03]: We're all your industrial needs. [SPEAKER_03]: What do they filled with? [SPEAKER_03]: Like all? [SPEAKER_03]: How do they work? [SPEAKER_03]: Or is it, uh, like all of them. [SPEAKER_03]: Like all of them. [SPEAKER_03]: What's up? [SPEAKER_03]: How does the children work? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: So okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So the children's we have. [SPEAKER_03]: So we have, we have a cooling tower.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's for a different type of machine. [SPEAKER_03]: And they don't use the cooling tower here. [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for joining us research department. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_02]: We have some of the chillin' out the coolant tower. [SPEAKER_03]: Right, but they could also use chillers as cooling towers, as chillers. [SPEAKER_03]: But for ours, it's just like an AC unit. [SPEAKER_03]: Just an AC unit. [SPEAKER_03]: That's all it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it runs through a heat exchanger, and that's how it chills the water. [SPEAKER_03]: Or the glycollum skin. [SPEAKER_03]: So what is glycollum? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's all you have to say. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever tasted the glycollum? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what does this guy know that glycol tastes weird? [SPEAKER_03]: Look at that guy's at the airport and the wind gets f***ing all over you. [SPEAKER_03]: Good fucking kid, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: He tell you a lead paint taste like black all fucking rubber dolder. [SPEAKER_03]: He fucking knows it all, man. [SPEAKER_03]: He can tell you to taste to any of that shit. [SPEAKER_03]: I guarantee it. [SPEAKER_01]: Did you ever eat the mercury out of the Marmothers? [SPEAKER_01]: Or said? [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even know. [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we're totally retarded. [SPEAKER_02]: Wow. [SPEAKER_04]: Check it.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but when you're deizing, especially in the wind, when you have on the cover, the wind carries it and you get covered in it. [SPEAKER_02]: She's just crying. [SPEAKER_02]: And the deize fluid and atas fluid are like all. [SPEAKER_03]: Did you ever eat the mercury out of the water? [SPEAKER_03]: And there's been the tube off and sucked at the fuck out! [SPEAKER_01]: No, I actually broke their mom letters just to sit and play with the mercury and watch a beat every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that explains a whole lot. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my dad, you must be sighting thing into ill. [SPEAKER_03]: He said, you ever rub mercury on a dime? [SPEAKER_03]: I said, no, I didn't. [SPEAKER_03]: Did he ever mercury hit dime or something as that joke? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, what the fuck's a mercury hit dime? [SPEAKER_03]: No, the guy used to fucking break their monitors open and smear mercury on dimes, making them shiny. [SPEAKER_03]: That's my daddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He had cancer. [SPEAKER_03]: And multiple times, but I believe at one time Mercury was on the head of a dime. [SPEAKER_03]: He's talking about the hat with wings. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm talking about the shit that makes you beat hard it. [SPEAKER_03]: Just stuff that's in fish. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Fish full of Mercury and all that. [SPEAKER_02]: That was a mouthful of Mercury.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was a mouthful of cavities, not a fish full of Mercury. [SPEAKER_02]: That's a bright-known joke. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I get it. [SPEAKER_02]: And that bombshell is time to end. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm fucking one somebody or other. [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot my fucking last name. [SPEAKER_03]: So give me another fucking beer. [SPEAKER_03]: Let's get the fuck out of here. [SPEAKER_03]: Want to go home. [SPEAKER_03]: Good night, Pukes.