Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a rally. This is our election cycle. 0:00 - Introduction 0:39 - Electile Dysfunction 6:37 - Sheath Underwear 8:00 - Weather 8:24 - Phetasy News 9:20 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or...
Nov 04, 2024•11 min
The big reveal - Bridget made her choice. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Nov 02, 2024•11 min
Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies? 0:00 - WOMEN! 10:14 - Weather 10:42 - WOMEN! continued 12:31 - Quest 13:42 - Phetasy News 14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This ...
Nov 01, 2024•16 min
Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 6:52 - Caliber 7:59 - Weather 8:14 - What Is Happening 12:00 - Phetasy News 13:07 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com...
Oct 30, 2024•14 min
Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:33 - Caliber 10:41 - Weather 11:06 - President-In-Waiting 13:23 - Phetasy Merch 13:37 - Phetasy News 14:24 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vi...
Oct 27, 2024•17 min
McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 4:33 - Quest 5:40 - Weather 6:30 - President-In-Waiting 14:35 - Election 2024 Merch 15:05 - Phetasy News 15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss thi...
Oct 25, 2024•17 min
Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:55 - Caliber 11:12 - Weather 11:43 - What Is Happening? 14:22 - Phetasy News End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Thanks to our sponsor Caliber - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/dump...
Oct 23, 2024•17 min
Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all. 0:00 - Everything Is Racist 2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life 3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t 7:03 - Weather 7:35 - Sheath & Quest 9:39 - Dumpster Diving 12:27 - Br...
Oct 20, 2024•21 min
A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are anymore? 0:00 - Beyond Parody 6:46 - Quest 7:54 - Weather 8:22 - Electile Dysfunction 10:58 - Phetasy News 11:29 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with o...
Oct 18, 2024•13 min
The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 14:07 - Sheath & Caliber 16:24 - Journavism 21:55 - WOMEN! 26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE 28:36 - Weather 29:10 - Get Re...
Oct 13, 2024•48 min
There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs 10:31 - Sheath & Caliber 12:48 - Electile Dysfunction 14:51 - Weath...
Sep 29, 2024•42 min
"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken. Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm. 0:00 - Elect...
Sep 15, 2024•35 min
Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and differen...
Aug 31, 2024•44 min
The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 13:42 - Electile Dysfunction 18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear 20:54 - Cancelled 23:53 - Weather 24:25 - Dumpster ...
Jul 21, 2024•49 min
Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:16 - Sheath Underwear 17:24 - Cap...
Jul 07, 2024•37 min
Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all kno...
Jun 23, 2024•35 min
Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci. 0:00 - Senile-In-Charge 3:49 - Troll Convicted 10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances 13:00 - What Is Hap...
Jun 09, 2024•49 min
Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 7:47 - What Is Happening? 12:35 - Sheath Underwear 13:40 - Karma's A Bitch 15:57 - Weather 16:38 - WOMEN! 21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:04 - Parade of Morons 29:03 - BON CHARGE 30:19 - Dumpster Diving 33:18 - Breaking Bridget 37:...
May 26, 2024•40 min
Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast. 0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer 9:21 - This F*ckin Guy 15:15 - Sheath Underwear 16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 20:35 - Parade of Morons 23:09 - Weather 23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand 29:32 - BON CHARGE 30:50 - Dumpster Diving 33:56 - Breaki...
May 12, 2024•42 min
What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all? 0:00 - What Is Happening 6:35 - Senile-In-Chief 14:02 - Get Rekt, China 15:45 - Sheath Underwear 17:56 - Weather 18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 20:30 Dumpster Diving 22:56 - Bridget Appearances 26:26 - Breaking Bridget 35:05 - Phetasy News 37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious Check out ...
Apr 28, 2024•39 min
Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse? 0:00 - Troll Indicted 4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out 7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty 9:56 - Weather 10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life 13:17 - BON CHARGE 14:34 - Dumpster Diving 17:39 - Breaking Bridget 22:16 - Phetasy...
Apr 21, 2024•25 min
All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred. 0:00 - Old-In-Chief 5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy 10:44 - Sheath Underwear 11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t 20:02 - Weather 20:24 - You're Not Crazy 22:00 - Gen Z Discovers 24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce 25:44 - Dumpster Diving 30:16 - Breaking Bridget 40:02 - Phetasy News 42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch Norm Macdonald Rip on O.J. - Get Moon Pilled - Tha...
Apr 14, 2024•43 min
Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020. 0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:42 - WOMEN! 9:25 - RIP Lizzo 11:26 - What Is Happening? 14:20 - Weather 14:47 - BON CHARGE 16:07 - Parade of Morons 19:45 - Gen Z Discovers 21:30 - Dumpster Diving 22:32 - Breaking Bridget 27:06 - Phetasy News 29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch the full Normal World Neurali...
Apr 07, 2024•31 min
Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 9:49 - WOMEN! 13:06 - Sheath Underwear 14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty 19:22 - Weather 20:04 - What Is Happening 24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE 27:33 - Gen Z Discovers 29:32 - Dumpster Diving 31:28 - Breaking...
Mar 24, 2024•45 min
How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun? 0:00 - WOMEN! 8:15 - Old-In-Chief 9:49 - Troll-In-Exile 11:39 - Get Rekt China 15:37 - Sheath Underwear 16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Weather 18:59 - Never Woke Enough 20:13 - The Unwokening 23:29 - BON CHARGE 24:39 - Dumpster Diving 26:06 - Breaking Bridget 30:04 - The I...
Mar 10, 2024•31 min
What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars. 0:00 - Introduction 0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins 6:51 - We're Living In A South Park 14:14 - RIP/BDE 15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:28 - Sheath Underwear 17:29 - Never Woke Enough 19:48 - Weather 20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:40 - Manscaped & Factor 27:57 - Beyond Parody 30:34 ...
Feb 25, 2024•40 min
The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting. For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction 0:50 - What Is Happening? 4:54 - Join Phetasy 5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War 9:25 - Sheath Underwea...
Feb 11, 2024•41 min
Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show? 0:00 - Introduction 1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 11:16 - Parade of Morons 14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth 16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is) 25:46 - Weather 26:55 - BDE 28:40 - Dumpster Diving 31:17 - Breaking Bridget 39...
Jan 21, 2024•44 min
What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. 0:00 - Introduction 1:14 - Troll-In-Exile 4:47 - What Is Happening? 11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Get Rekt, China 20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth 23:17 - Weather 23:38 - Patriarchy So Cra...
Jan 07, 2024•33 min
Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. 0:00 - Introduction 0:31 - Troll-In-Exile 4:38 - Join Phetasy 5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire 11:10 - Sheath Underwear 12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins 16:05 - Weather 17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa ...
Dec 17, 2023•40 min
