This Is What Happens...
Episode description
What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?
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0:00 - Introduction
1:14 - Troll-In-Exile
4:47 - What Is Happening?
11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
18:35 - Get Rekt, China
20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth
23:17 - Weather
23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty
24:29 - Dumpster Diving
25:42 - Breaking Bridget
29:50 - Phetasy News
31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious
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