All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred. 0:00 - Old-In-Chief 5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy 10:44 - Sheath Underwear 11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t 20:02 - Weather 20:24 - You're Not Crazy 22:00 - Gen Z Discovers 24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce 25:44 - Dumpster Diving 30:16 - Breaking Bridget 40:02 - Phetasy News 42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch Norm Macdonald Rip on O.J. - Get Moon Pilled - Tha...
Apr 14, 2024•43 min
Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020. 0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:42 - WOMEN! 9:25 - RIP Lizzo 11:26 - What Is Happening? 14:20 - Weather 14:47 - BON CHARGE 16:07 - Parade of Morons 19:45 - Gen Z Discovers 21:30 - Dumpster Diving 22:32 - Breaking Bridget 27:06 - Phetasy News 29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch the full Normal World Neurali...
Apr 07, 2024•31 min
Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 9:49 - WOMEN! 13:06 - Sheath Underwear 14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty 19:22 - Weather 20:04 - What Is Happening 24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE 27:33 - Gen Z Discovers 29:32 - Dumpster Diving 31:28 - Breaking...
Mar 24, 2024•45 min
How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun? 0:00 - WOMEN! 8:15 - Old-In-Chief 9:49 - Troll-In-Exile 11:39 - Get Rekt China 15:37 - Sheath Underwear 16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Weather 18:59 - Never Woke Enough 20:13 - The Unwokening 23:29 - BON CHARGE 24:39 - Dumpster Diving 26:06 - Breaking Bridget 30:04 - The I...
Mar 10, 2024•31 min
What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars. 0:00 - Introduction 0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins 6:51 - We're Living In A South Park 14:14 - RIP/BDE 15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:28 - Sheath Underwear 17:29 - Never Woke Enough 19:48 - Weather 20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:40 - Manscaped & Factor 27:57 - Beyond Parody 30:34 ...
Feb 25, 2024•40 min
The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting. For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction 0:50 - What Is Happening? 4:54 - Join Phetasy 5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War 9:25 - Sheath Underwea...
Feb 11, 2024•41 min
Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show? 0:00 - Introduction 1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 11:16 - Parade of Morons 14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth 16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is) 25:46 - Weather 26:55 - BDE 28:40 - Dumpster Diving 31:17 - Breaking Bridget 39...
Jan 21, 2024•44 min
What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. 0:00 - Introduction 1:14 - Troll-In-Exile 4:47 - What Is Happening? 11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Get Rekt, China 20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth 23:17 - Weather 23:38 - Patriarchy So Cra...
Jan 07, 2024•33 min
Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. 0:00 - Introduction 0:31 - Troll-In-Exile 4:38 - Join Phetasy 5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire 11:10 - Sheath Underwear 12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins 16:05 - Weather 17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa ...
Dec 17, 2023•40 min
Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. Chapters: 0:00 - Introduction 0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 5:14 - BDE Award 7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 16:01 - Sheath Underwear 17:10 - Everything Is Racist 19:03 - What Is Happening? 20:00 - Weather 20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHeal...
Dec 03, 2023•42 min
Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Bridget's whale songs? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. Chapters 0:00 - Introduction 1:21 - Capitalism Always Wins 2:59 - What Is Happening? 6:05 - Commiefornia 9:50 - Sheath Underwear 10:51 - Parade of Morons 15:05 - A Yacht For Every Pleb 16:40 - Weather 17:09 - CrowdHealth 18:22 - This F*ckin Guy 19:20 - Gen Z Discovers 26:33 - Dumpster...
Nov 19, 2023•36 min
Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her armpit hair? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.c...
Nov 05, 2023•41 min
What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter like watching mental patients eat their own poo? Will Bridget admit to being a moron? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate...
Oct 22, 2023•32 min
Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy...
Oct 08, 2023•37 min
Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy...
Sep 24, 2023•41 min
Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https...
Sep 17, 2023•43 min
What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.co...
Sep 10, 2023•36 min
Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/...
Sep 03, 2023•36 min
Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/...
Aug 06, 2023•30 min
What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY M...
Jul 30, 2023•44 min
Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHET...
Jul 16, 2023•35 min
Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpste...
Jul 09, 2023•33 min
Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH...
Jul 02, 2023•42 min
Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bri...
Jun 25, 2023•31 min
What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire....
Jun 18, 2023•42 min
Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETAS...
Jun 12, 2023•44 min
Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH ...
May 08, 2023•14 min
Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/...
Apr 17, 2023•12 min
Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy...
Apr 03, 2023•44 min
Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: htt...
Mar 27, 2023•36 min
