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Dice Will Roll

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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Episodes

Dice Will Roll One-Shot: Dinners & Dwarves

A Huntin' We Shall Go! Join us as our gender non-comformiest GM, Derry, brings Dave, Ritz and Luna and a brand new cast of characters up into the lonely World's Edge Mountains to a luxurious dinner in a comfortable lodge for Gen Con 2021 Online! And surely, nothing bad will happen, right? Right? Join us for this Pathfinder 2e One-Shot: Dinner at Lionlodge! PARTAKE in a wonderful feast high in the mountains! UNCOVER dark secrets of a clandestine organization! ENCOUNTER a famous phantom thief and ...

Sep 20, 20213 hr 2 min

Extinction Curse Ep. 59: Jungles & Jeopardy

So.... How about that Aroden guy, huh? As it turns out, he's done a lot of things wrong, and hurt a lot of people in the process! Regardless, our heroes march on, towards The Sunken Titan in the Cradle of Worms. There will be danger.... There will be terror! Will The Wandering Three and their companions be able to handle the trials ahead of them, or will they falter and fail, deep underground, so far away from their loved ones?! RECKON with the sins of a Dead God! STARE at the impossibly large h...

Sep 13, 20212 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 59

Extinction Curse Ep. 58: Feasts & Fiend-binders

Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! The denizens of the Darklands are a notoriously mysterious lot... but are they completely untrustworthy? Our heroes have some translucent fleshed creeps hot on their trails, with glowing red eyes, long tongues and visible internal organs. What are their intentions? To eat the bones of the Wandering Three? Or to befriend them? Could it be both? I'm not sure what the love language of an Urdefhan is! One thing's for certain: we have a long night ahead of us! WRESTLE with...

Sep 06, 20212 hr 18 minSeason 2Ep. 58

Extinction Curse Ep. 57: Deserts & Dread

A Thousand Burning Eyes! A face wrapped in linen! ZOMBIES! The Wandering Three have encountered some pretty bizarre things on their journeys, but the journey to the Black Desert goes beyond weird. After making their way through crystal caves, mushroom forests and hallucinogenic grottos, they're only just on the doorstep of the underground vault that the original Xulgath hail from. Can our heroes brave the lethal radiation, deadly inhabitants and long lost mysteries of this land? Maybe! But we sh...

Aug 30, 20211 hr 37 minSeason 2Ep. 57

Extinction Curse Ep. 56: Caves & Caligni

The Wandering Three didn't sign up for this! Heading deep underground, into the Darklands? This wasn't on the travel plans! In order to save Willowside, we must briefly say goodbye to our dearest friends in the circus and begin a quest to the radioactive Black Desert. Our heroes will be exploring places not often traveled by surface dwellers, finding dangerous monsters and poisonous flora at perhaps every turn. What kind of people will they meet? What sights will they see? Will they leave with t...

Aug 23, 20212 hr 22 minSeason 2Ep. 56

Extinction Curse Ep. 55: Necromancers & Nebulas

GUG GUG AGAIN!! What?! It turns out, the siege on Willowside was never actually being orchestrated by the Xulgath at all! Instead, A gug by the name of Gug Eats-The-Eaters has been controlling the leader of this group of Xulgath from behind the scenes! What will our heroes do about this? Will they defeat the gug, ensuring safety for the town and our beloved circus? Or will this be the end for The Wandering Three and Willowside? The end of the war is coming either way... and our heroes will walk ...

Aug 16, 20212 hr 38 minSeason 2Ep. 55

Extinction Curse Ep. 54: Hardscales & Head-Takers

HEIGH-HOOOOOOO!! The Circus' adventure in Willowside has been eventful. After freeing dinosaurs, rescuing the Banyan Boys from the clutches of a cult, and saving a group of gugs from slavery, The Wandering Three are finally getting ready to storm the Xulgath camp once and for all! They'll be attacking the siege tower and defeating the leaders of the armies, heroically ending the siege on Willlowside once and for all! But will this attempt to save the town work? Or will The Wandering Three fail i...

Aug 09, 20211 hr 55 minSeason 2Ep. 54

Extinction Curse Ep. 53: Roaches & Redemption

AAAAAGH! FIEEEENDS! Abyssal monsters have ambushed the Wandering Three in their journey to stop the Siege of the Dinosaurs. They're big, they're bad, they smell surprisingly nice, and they're from a hellish realm of dinosaur planets where only the strongest survive! These demonic opponents are the only thing that stand between Willowside and safety... But can we beat them? Or are we the ones about to go extinct? WRESTLE with the saurian horrors from another world! TALK with those dearest to you ...

Aug 02, 20212 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 53

Extinction Curse Ep. 52: Gugs & Gluttonraptors

GUG GUG GUG! The war between surface dwellers and denizens of the deep accelerates at breakneck speed as Willowside is robbed of the chance to bolster its defenses. Now, the Wandering Three have no choice but to wander deep into the Welt to seek out the more esoteric encampments that are bringing them woe. Dinosaur camps? Demon pens? GUG GUG GUG GUG? Can the siege finally be turned right back on the invaders? Or will something deep and dark hunt our heroes for the rest of their days? Also, there...

Jul 26, 20212 hr 15 minSeason 2Ep. 52

Extinction Curse Ep. 51: Butchers & Barricades

War! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for?! Defending yourselves from an invasion of underground dinosaurs, it seems. The Wandering Three continue their defense of Willowside from mounting Xulgath forces, uncovering deadly serial killers (again) and taking on the wretched cultists. But what are the troglodytes even here for? What's their goal? Do... Do they even know? The mysteries surrounding the Siege of the Dinosaurs grow each passing day... As does the danger facing this town! Don't giv...

Jul 19, 20212 hr 22 minSeason 2Ep. 51

Extinction Curse Ep. 50: Starworms & Spinosaurs

The battle for Willowside is on the horizon, and we're ready to fight for it! After rescuing the Banyan Boys from a terrifying underground cult, the Wandering Three must team up with them and other mighty adventurers to protect this town from certain doom. Blockades on the road! Sea Monsters at the bay! Strange disappearances at the swamp! Can our heroes stop them all? Or will the invading prehistoric forces reduce us to rubble? PARLAY with the cosmic worms and heed their cryptic messages! SEARC...

Jul 12, 20212 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 50

Extinction Curse Ep. 49: Doomsayers & Dungeoneers

Something sickly lives beneath Willowside. The town has tried to forget... indeed, many of them have. But the caves remember. How could they not? The Wandering Three find themselves exploring the den of a terrible cult and unraveling the riddles they left behind. What is the truth behind The Shrine Of The Sea Monster? What foul thing did they worship? And what are the Banyan Boys looking for down here in the depths? The cold air gnaws and the deeps call out... do you dare to listen in? EXPLORE d...

Jul 05, 20212 hr 36 minSeason 2Ep. 49

Be Gay Roll Dice: Crossovers & Combobreakers

HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! In this very special episode with guest stars from the Be Gay Roll Dice network, adventurers from across multiple realities are drawn together to take part in an interdimensional wresting tournament! Iconic monsters from across tabletop systems, superpowered punches and more await you in the realm of MALISTENT THE MAGNIFICENT in this Pride Month One-Shot! Hosted by Derry from Dice Will Roll and starring Ziva from The Eternity Archives, Tick fro...

Jun 29, 20212 hr 27 min

Extinction Curse Ep. 48: Terror & T-Rexes

The Siege of the Dinosaurs has just begun! Ambushed by ferocious beasts on the way home from a rescue mission, the Wandering Three are slowly made aware that something terrible has happened. But why here? Why Willowside? What is the truth of this old town, with its rotting landscape, its crooked mansions and its haunting dreams? What happened here, centuries before even Dain Eilidi came here? And why is it happening again? Only time will tell... if you dare to venture into the depths. BATTLE wit...

Jun 28, 20212 hr 32 minSeason 2Ep. 48

Extinction Curse Ep. 47: Summons & Skeletons

The fun never stops the fun never stops the fun never stops! The awful truth of Fortune's Hall is beginning to reveal itself in calamitous waves for the Wandering Three! Crawling Gahlepods, creeping Brugadatches and Lumbering Doblagubs spell doom for the unsuspecting guests of this former safe haven of a casino, and not a single one of the patrons has even noticed! Can our brave heroes save the imperiled gamblers? Or are they flat out of luck? Only time will tell! It's time to choose- raise, cal...

Jun 21, 20212 hr 26 minSeason 2Ep. 47

Extinction Curse Ep. 46: Croaks & Casinos

Welcome to Fortune's Hall, where the fun never ends! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is grounded in Willowside following a most unfortunate accident, and with more and more dinosaur sightings outside town, the heat is rising for the Wandering Three. Sent on a rescue mission by Mayor Vandy, they must make their way to Fortune's Hall casino a few miles out from town, the Wandering Three must seek out the missing people who haven't returned in over a month! Are they all dead? Or has something much, m...

Jun 14, 20212 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 46

Extinction Curse Ep. 45: Quetzalcoatluses & Queers

Roll up, roll up! Distract yourselves from the grim world outside and come to a land where the lights are colourful, the music is swelling and the popcorn is freshly made! The Circus of Wayward Wonders bands together to bring cheer to the morose town of Willowside after a particularly eventful week. Feelings may still be hurt, Aeon Orbs may still be missing, but the show must always, always always go on! And nothing can ruin a performance like this, right..? Bones, oh bones, what lies in the fut...

Jun 07, 20212 hr 21 minSeason 2Ep. 45

Extinction Curse Ep. 44: Sea Monsters & Slumber

One good night's sleep. That's all we ask for. And we can't even have that. The entire Circus of Wayward Wonders awakens in the middle of the night, plagued by grim nightmares of a terrible flood and an even more terrible creature lurking beneath it. This, on top of everything that's happened in Willowside so far, is making it more and more apparent that there's something wrong in this little town. Is it the Aeon Orb? The salty air? Something more sinister? Our heroes must bandage their wounds a...

May 31, 20212 hr 27 minSeason 2Ep. 44

Extinction Curse Ep. 43: Answers & Aasimar

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for over a century? What the hell, man. The Circus has come to the aging town of Willowside, but for once, our heroes are more preoccupied with the mysteries their party holds than the mysteries of their environs. A hundred years of lies are finally being uncovered, and yet the truth is no less perplexing. Who is Volio Via, exactly? What is Oddbody? What does any of this have to do with the blighted Welt that surrounds Willowside? And the question weighing hea...

May 24, 20212 hr 17 minSeason 2Ep. 43

Extinction Curse Ep. 42: Blights & Boglands

Willowside. The site of the final Aeon Orb, and the beginning of the end of our adventure. And yet... There are those among us not willing to take that final step. Lies... Deceit... Conjured realities presented as fact. If you believe in the lie, maybe the lie will come true. But between weird clowns in your peripheral vision, visions of a swampy wasteland come true and friends who just don't get the message that you aren't worthy of help... Will you be able to do what you think you need to, Vol...

May 17, 20212 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 42

Extinction Curse Ep. 41: Grief & Grimalkins

"Old Lady Swinten’s broke, and Rogor Swinten can rot in his grave. Should’ve sold me that acre, Rogor, your widow is gonna’ starve. Don’t tell her about Vandy. No, no, no. Now Vandy’s money is blood money. Blood money now. She rides with spurs of fire; the Night Lady, oh, the fire it burns!" The Aeon Towers have been saved. The Crucifixion Killer has been captured. The Xulgath of the Swardlands have been banished. Now all that remains is a friendly man and the dark secret he's hiding. The coinci...

May 10, 20212 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 41

Extinction Curse Ep. 40: Murders & Mutants

Beat the bad guys! Climb the tower! Get the Aeon Orb! Saving the world is that easy! But what do you do when some complications get thrown your way? Serial killers... Troglodytes... Warlords... You know, the usual! As the Wandering Three face off their most deadly foes yet, they must hold their own against the cruel conquerors of the Swardlands and the mighty power they wield! And they'll come out unscathed as ever... Won't they? CAPTURE the wicked Crucifixion Killer and deliver her to justice! ...

Apr 26, 20212 hr 34 minSeason 2Ep. 40

Extinction Curse Ep. 39: Sieges & Serial Killers

Charge! The Wandering Three have found themselves pitted against the forces of evil at the Old Forest Tower where hordes of Xulgath prepare for a showdown against their incoming circus star foes. Might! Mutants! Weird statues! Our brave adventurers will see it all as they begin their final push into the last Aeon Orb of the Swardlands in order to save the Isle of Kortos from environmental destruction! But as they make their way into the tower... They'll soon find that a much more real doom await...

Apr 19, 20212 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 39

Extinction Curse Ep. 38: Woodlands & Wonders

Come one, come all! For one night only, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is performing in the town of Turpin Rowe during the height of the stump festival! Come watch their aerobatics-themed performance as the performers take on new heights for your viewing pleasure- literally! But beyond the town limits, deep in the Immenwoods, a goal awaits our heroes... the Old Forest Tower and the glowing Aeon Orb... and our final destination in the Swardlands! But what else is out in the woods? Who lurks in the...

Apr 12, 20212 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 38

Extinction Curse Ep. 37: Dandelions & Dragons

If you go down to the woods tonight... You'll find a hunting pack of Xulgath, preying on innocent lives! The Wandering Three are braving the dangers of the Immenwoods today as they set out to rescue the employees of a forestbound distillery from the clutches of wretched Xulgath. But what else lies within the woods? If the Xulgath aren't behind the serial lobotomies plaguing Turpin Rowe... then who is? Another mystery on the pile of mysteries we have to solve— aren't we busy enough with the Aeon ...

Apr 05, 20212 hr 12 minSeason 2Ep. 37

Extinction Curse Ep. 36: Lumber & Lobotomies

TIMBERRRR! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is almost done touring the farmlands of the Swardlands as they arrive in the logging town of Turpin Rowe, just in time for the annual Stump Festival! Games, grub and goodies galore! But rumors swirl beneath the surface as mysterious deaths appear around town. But these aren't your average mysterious deaths. These are ADVANCED mysterious deaths! Could they somehow be linked to the other mysterious deaths going on? Or are these an unrelated string? Man... t...

Mar 29, 20212 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 36

Extinction Curse Ep. 35: Bravery & Brigands

Another day, another town thoroughly entertained! Following the successful defeat of the Xulgath at the Liferoot Stone, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is ready to hit the road again for their last spot on their tour of the Swardlands in Turpin Rowe. But these lands are not perfectly safe! Around every corner, one might find danger... And not all the danger one finds is necessarily monsters or beasts! Sometimes... MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER. WHOOOOAAAHHHH! Duck your head and keep yourself safe- it's ...

Mar 22, 20212 hr 24 minSeason 2Ep. 35

Extinction Curse Ep. 34: Statues & Stone Lieges

Caught between a rock and a hard place! The Wandering Three have discovered the crumbling Liferoot Stone where once Dwarven Warlords raised an army to invade the city of Absalom... but now, nothing remains but the Aeon Orb floating above. ALSO THE XULGATH. AND LIVING STATUES. AND THERE WAS A T-REX, BUT WE TOOK CARE OF IT. Our heroes must once again climb the tower above and touch the stars above in order to continue lighting the fires of the Isle of Kortos' soul and save it from environmental co...

Mar 15, 20212 hr 15 minSeason 2Ep. 34

Extinction Curse Ep. 33: Candles & Carnivores

AAAAAHHH! SCARY FAIRY! A gangling monster peers through the woods beyond the edge of the graveyard, its waxy fingers beckoning you to your doom! Surely this folkloric fiend is the most dangerous thing on the rocky outskirts of the Sulwen Hills, and not, say... the reported giant footsteps in the dirt? The reports of living statues and ancient Dwarven Warlords? The awesome, cool, motherfuckin' BEAST of a monster that roams the hills with the title of "sickest animal to ever live"? No, for real, t...

Mar 08, 20212 hr 3 minSeason 2Ep. 33

Extinction Curse Ep. 32: Orchards & Orbituaries

Over the hills and far away... the Circus of Wayward Wonders is on its way! The Apple Capital of the Inner Sea, Castinlee, is next on the agenda for the tour of the Swardlands, and for a multitude of reasons! Fruit, better than anywhere else in Kortos! The Ancient Liferoot Stone, one of the Aeon Towers left by Aroden! A singing shoony and the ghosts he sings to! Who knows what the Circus of Wayward Wonders will find next? But are our heroes prepared? Each has their own story they're not telling ...

Mar 01, 20212 hr 15 minSeason 2Ep. 32
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