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Dice Will Roll

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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Episodes

Ruby Phoenix Ep. 5: Ruins & Raiders

EXPLORE THE ISLAND! Radiant Winds Awakening! The Island of Bonmu awaits! The Radiant Winds are already halfway to 10 feathers, and now must explore the perils of Danger Island themselves. Mountains, shrines and lakes dot the jungle island... As well as countless teams! Will the Radiant Winds keep up their winning streak? Or will their luck run out amidst the countless dangers that await them? Let's find out! READY? FIGHT!! SPEAK with the former yakuza boss and his band of enforcers! TRACK the my...

Jul 11, 20221 hr 38 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Ruby Phoenix Ep. 4: Androids & Arenas

Let the battle begin!! Radiant Winds vs Touch the Stars! The morning sun rises, and the first day of the trials of Danger Island begins! The Radiant Winds have 3 of the necessary 10 silver feathers to move onto the next stage of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament... but the hundreds of other combatants on the island are just as willing to fight as our heroes! Will they be able to best their first enemy team in the Ruby Phoenix pre-qualifiers? Will their travels of Danger Island bring them closer to the...

Jul 04, 20221 hr 57 minSeason 3Ep. 4

Ruby Phoenix Ep. 3: Statues & Shrines

CLEANSE THE TEMPLE! The Broken Rebus' Terrifying Past! G-G-G-GHOST! The Radiant Winds have battled foul monsters and spooky spectres in their effort to claim their first Silver Feathers. But after fighting through the hazards and horrors within, they find they have a new job— cleansing duty! Can our fighting friends help guide these spirits into the afterlife? Or will they refuse to go into the light! Clench your fists, everyone... cuz it's time to punch a ghost! READY? FIGHT! LEARN the tragic t...

Jun 27, 20221 hr 47 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Ruby Phoenix Ep. 2: Temples & Terror

ENTER THE TEMPLE! Heroes Vs Ghosts! In their quest to become the champions of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, our heroes must overcome their first task... clearing out an ancient temple to the God of Perfection to call their home base during the trials ahead. Inside await three silver feathers... and countless dangers! What happened here at the Temple to Irori? Can our intrepid adventuring friends take on the phantasmal figures within? Maybe they can... if they can overcome the giant enemy spider w...

Jun 20, 20221 hr 49 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Ruby Phoenix Ep. 1: Bamboo & Brawls

THE STORY BEGINS! Radiant Winds UNLEASHED! For the past few hundred years, fighters from around the planet of Golarion have gathered in the land of Kami and Dragons to prove their might. Once every decade, these powerful adventurers fight in the legendary Ruby Phoenix Tournament in order to win legendary artifacts from the vault of a mythic sorcerer. And this year... we follow the tale of the Radiant Winds as they make their attempt to go down in history as Ruby Champions! But to get there, they...

Jun 13, 20222 hr 13 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Dice Will Roll: Ruby Phoenix Trailer

FISTS! FERVOR! FURY! Join Sangku, Masami & Chuji in a fighting tournament unlike any other in Dice Will Roll Campaign 3: FISTS OF THE RUBY PHOENIX! Episode 1 drops June 13th 2022. Ready? Then FIGHT! Music by You Fulca. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 06, 20222 min

Extinction Curse Retrospective

The curtains draw closed, and the crowds disperse. The show is over. But what's next on the horizon? The cast speak of the good times Extinction Curse brought them, what could have been, and what's on the horizon. Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeOther Music by You FulcaCONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of scat jokes (don't worry, we're grossed out too!) Kingmaker Finale Minor Spoilers--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. ...

Mar 28, 202240 minSeason 2Ep. 81

Extinction Curse Ep. 80: Farewells & Finales

The curtain's calling, my friends! It's time for our grand finale! Our brave Wandering Three have battled demons, mingled with drow, uncovered the truth about ancient societies and dead gods... and now, their final reward awaits them. The city at the center of the world, the crown jewel of the Inner Sea... Absalom. In the midst of the once-in-a-lifetime Radiant Festival, our heroes will secure immortality through fame as they make history among the performances here. Kings, queens, scholars... a...

Mar 21, 20222 hr 33 minSeason 2Ep. 80

Extinction Curse Ep. 79: Warlords & Wanderers

Are you ready to take a bow? From a murder mystery under the big top, to a treasure hunt across the isle of Kortos. From the sweetest laughter to the brink of despair. Dinosaurs, demons, deeplanders... these last six months of adventuring sure have been fun, right? But now here we are, at the door of the Extinction Curse. The Apocalypse Prophet waits on the other side, and so too does the end of our story. Will Royari, Volio and Eriato save the Isle of Kortos? Will they get to live out their liv...

Mar 14, 20222 hr 31 minSeason 2Ep. 79

Extinction Curse Ep. 78: Night Hags & Nevermores

Come take a seat, darling. We have much to talk about. I'm sure you have many questions for me. I know you must be shocked and confused, but I do really want to speak with you. Yes— you've come a long way. This is the last stop on your journey, isn't it? To climb this tower? And to find your dear mother working with those dreadful troglodytes... Why, you must be feeling so many things! But certainly, we can discuss those feelings. Just sit down and speak to me. I want you to understand why your ...

Feb 28, 20221 hr 55 minSeason 2Ep. 78

Extinction Curse Ep. 77: Aeons & Artifacts

At long last, everyone: the Final Dungeon of my campaign. The Wandering Three find themselves at the Verdant Beacon, throne of the dead god Aroden and epicenter of the Extinction Curse. But they are not the first to uncover it. The Crusader King of the Xulgath and the Coven of Hollow Eyes already have dug their claws into the tower with the intent of making a glorious sacrifice of souls to Zevgavizeb... and any willing to pay for the lost souls of the apocalypse. Can the circusfolk stop this das...

Feb 21, 20222 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 77

Extinction Curse Ep. 76: Trials & Titans

HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua? GAWK at the spacial war...

Feb 14, 20222 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 76

Extinction Curse Ep. 75: Lakes & Leviathans

Not all quests are made equal. Some are like "oooh, get all the sheep!", others are like "smite the demons!", but some... some are a gamemaster's one true fear. The party is absolutely going to die this episode. The Wandering Three continue their adventure in the Vale of Aroden, collecting titles and growing in power as they prepare for their final showdown with Sarvel Ever-Hunger! That is... If they can overcome the most dangerous task they've ever had to face. One that haunts the GM to this da...

Feb 07, 20222 hr 15 minSeason 2Ep. 75

Extinction Curse Ep. 74: Merchants & Myths

Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start. UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terribl...

Jan 31, 20222 hr 6 minSeason 2Ep. 74

Extinction Curse Ep. 73: Shepherds & Shrubbery

Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Stra...

Jan 17, 20221 hr 39 minSeason 1Ep. 73

Extinction Curse Ep. 72: Pinnacles & Paradise

Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's evil plans, which grow c...

Jan 10, 20222 hr 6 minSeason 2Ep. 72

Extinction Curse Ep. 71: Legacies & Linnorms

YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't! SOLVE the puzzle box as it attem...

Dec 27, 20212 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 71

Holiday Special 2021: Creatures & Carolling

Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymn...

Dec 20, 20212 hr 13 min

Extinction Curse Ep. 70: Marvels & Mountains

The way forward for the Wandering Three is clear! First, they must perform for the city of Diobel and secure a place in the once-in-a-century Radiant Festival, make their way into the Kortos Mountains, and... uh... well, we know that there's a tower that Aroden built up there SOMEWHERE, and we'll be... able to, uh, use our Aeon Powers and... save the world? Okay, we don't know EXACTLY where we're headed, but when have we ever? Our heroes must wow the crowds of the City on the Doorstep of Absalom...

Dec 13, 20212 hr 20 minSeason 2Ep. 70

Extinction Curse Ep. 69: Travels & Tomorrows

Every tale has an end, and this is the beginning of ours. Having reclaimed the final Aeon Orb from the Vault of the Black Desert, our heroes make their way to the city of Diobel to rest and recover before taking the final road on their adventure. The Kortos Mountains await them, but first... let's take a moment. Meet with friends, new, old, and forgotten. Tell stories, experience new feelings, ride a fucking roller coaster in a fantasy TTRPG. And of course... prepare to put on a show greater tha...

Dec 06, 20212 hr 27 minSeason 2Ep. 69

Extinction Curse Ep. 68: Storms & Sorcery

Enter the Lab of the Lord of the Black Sands! Dyzallin Shraen, Arcanist, Drow, Tyrant and Mummy is all that stands between the Wandering Three and the fifth and final Aeon Orb. With this, life can be returned to Kortos, wrongs can be undone, and the end of the grand adventure our circus has been whipped into can finally begin. Stinging betrayals, reality-bending magic and the most powerful combatants yet await our heroes as they take a stand for the surface! FACE the evil experiments performed b...

Nov 29, 20212 hr 25 minSeason 2Ep. 68

Extinction Curse Ep. 67: Heralds & Harmonies

Undead knights! Living statues! Mirror worlds! The Wandering Three take on the seven-floored tower of Dyzallin Shraen alongside the Ganzi Arcanist Il'setsya Wyrmtouched. But they're only halfway up, and the guardians that await them are no laughing matters! Can our heroes outwit treacherous traps, unsettling undead or even worse? I mean, probably, but it's gonna hurt a lot, right? No complaining— just face it and do your best! CHALLENGE the undead musicians to a contest of song! SOLVE the strang...

Nov 22, 20212 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 67

Extinction Curse Ep. 66: Mirrors & Mummies

The Circus of Makeshift Wonders has impressed the reigning rulers of Shraen... but now their real adventure in the city of the dead can begin. The Wandering Three make their way into the misshapen tower of Dyzallin Shraen, the self proclaimed Lord of the Black Sands. Will our heroes be able to get through the seven floors of his obsidian fortress and reclaim the final Aeon Orb to save the Isle of Kortos? Or will they too be turned to dust? RECKON with the ancient queens of the undead drow! SPAR ...

Nov 15, 20212 hr 16 minSeason 2Ep. 66

Extinction Curse Ep. 65: Glamour & Ganzis

Even hundreds of miles under the surface, the show must go on! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders' bravest heroes take on a gamble with a lich, they must put together their own circus to overcome the odds and wow the undead city of Shraen. But can even these masters of the craft tickle the funny bones of the land of the dead? Are their souls forfeit to the wicked Zavazik Shraen and his cruel Red Circus? Are their newfound friends doomed to eternal servitude? Our heroes have to get their act togeth...

Nov 08, 20212 hr 32 minSeason 2Ep. 65

Extinction Curse Ep. 64: Wagers & Wyrmwraiths

OH SIKE! Our heroes are the starring act at Shraen's Red Circus— but performances down in the Darklands are a lot more deadly than where we're from! Facing off against a massive incorporeal dragon in front of a stadium of bloodthirsty spectators, the Wandering Three must survive terrifying games, strange politics and unusual performers if they want to get famous enough to track down the dreaded Dyzallin Shraen. Will our heroes become the next big thing in the City of Dust? Or are they about to b...

Nov 01, 20211 hr 56 minSeason 2Ep. 64

Halloween Special 2021: Midnights & Mansions

It's Halloween time, oooo!! The Kastner Expedition is going to go and drink the fabled Midnight Violet tea, which can only be found in the sleepy town of Twilight Hollow. However, the rare flower that's used to make this tea only grows on a single, mysterious island. On the island lies an abandoned, spooky mansion. The gang is going to have to face off against ghosts, ghouls, and g... gmonsters! This is some scary shit, you know! Join our heroes, Emyndiel, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly, and Sera, on th...

Oct 25, 20212 hr 36 min

Extinction Curse Ep. 63: Downtowns & Drow

Oh boy! We're headed to Shraen, everyone! Now that our heroes are finished investigating the Cradle of Worms, they have to track down the undead drow noble who brought it back to his city in the sand. Who knows what will await The Wandering Three there?! Debt mongers, ready to trap you in debt so large you'll never pay it off? Zombie markets, with goods you could never find legally on the surface? A strange circus, with a tent the size of a mountain? It's gonna be spooky, it's gonna be scary, an...

Oct 18, 20211 hr 48 minSeason 2Ep. 63

Extinction Curse Ep. 62: Driders & Duregar

Oh shit, we're in a pyramid! Unfortunately for our heroes, it isn't as empty as they wished it would be. On the bright side, there are ancient records inside, for cool things like dragon gods! On the less than bright side though, there are also vampire spiders, which are pretty dangerous and decidedly less cool than dragon god records. The Forces of House Shraen are here as well, and it looks like they're experimenting on the last aeon orb at the bottom of the pyramid. The Wandering Three will h...

Oct 11, 20212 hr 17 minSeason 2Ep. 62

Extinction Curse Ep. 61: Pyramids & Peril

All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? This joke doesn't work (oh whey oh) because it's more of a rainforest-style pyramid than an Egyptian one, and also I have no rhythm! The Wandering Three have finally found the legendary pyramid of Xhul-Khunder, and must searchj its twisting corridors and rooms to find the final Aeon Orb which the dead god left behind! Will our heroes be able to brave the jungle doom that awaits them; the mighty guardians, curious lore an...

Oct 04, 20211 hr 45 minSeason 2Ep. 61

Extinction Curse Ep. 60: Crits & Cave Worms

The Wandering Three and their current companions have been exploring and searching for the Aeon Orb diligently. They're slowly making their way through the Cradle of Worms, which is a jungle deep in the Darklands, full of strange and unusual sights and monsters. They've been to the Azure Eye, an island full of ghosts and memories of who once resided here in this place. When reaching the Sunken Titan, a statue so massive that the ruins they came across were just a gigantic hand, they met a strang...

Sep 27, 20211 hr 58 minSeason 2Ep. 60
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