Welcome to Date My Vico, First! Today, Vico is grabbing the episode by the balls and the ovaries! And Abuelita is getting a surprise. Is it a steaming hot plate of veggie lomo saltado, a day of peace and quiet…or is it three handsome men? We couldn’t end this season without giving Abuelita a taste of her own medicine. On this episode, Vico sorts through three eligible bachelors as they each try for a tryst with our beloved Abuelita. The contestants prove they don’t have two left feet by saying t...
Jul 11, 2024•51 min•Season 2Ep. 20
This week we are going on a ride… a scooter ride, of course. We meet our main dater, loveable Sonia, who runs with a pack of free-wheelin’ lesbians every Sunday, taking over the streets on their scooters and calling themselves the lesbian little rascals. She has that “old school spirit” – opening doors, paying for dates – that Abuelita Liliana can appreciate, and she considers herself a gentlewoman. Sonia is defying lesbian stereotypes – she wants to take things slow (no U-hauls here!) and is ho...
Jul 04, 2024•41 min•Season 2Ep. 19
This week we meet a very special main dater, Ane, who loves other-worldly genders and dancing and just happens to be one of Vico’s partners. In this episode, Abuelita Liliana learns more about polyamory from Ane and the contestants. She adds some vocabulary words to her tool belt; “Siri…define metamours, Siri…define compersion”. Our two beloved hosts certainly don't always see eye to eye when it comes to dating, and that is very obvious in this episode. They talk about different ways to seek con...
Jun 27, 2024•44 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Main dater this week, féi, is looking for that unidentifiable, “je ne sais quoi” swagger in a potential love match. féi brings a telenovela main character energy and is hoping to find “the homie you get to explore life with”. Abuelita and féi bond over being 310 girls. She shares with Abuelita Liliana the impact of growing up queer and undocumented and wanting to honor Inglewood in her artistry now. We meet 3 very different contestants; a Montana raised suitor who brings a little country swag to...
Jun 20, 2024•43 min•Season 2Ep. 17
The episode this week is for the golden oldies. We take you back to a simpler time; Abuelita Liliana and our main dater, Alberto, frequented clubs and bars around Los Angeles, back before Abuelita was an abuelita and Alberto was a… Soltero Dorado. Our main dater, Alberto used to be a playboy who had a whole tool belt full of pick up lines. Now, he is a handyman and actor who is looking for love. Abuelita Liliana does her old friend a favor, but it’s the ladies this week she has a good time with....
Jun 13, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Even though family minded main dater this week, Zacarias, is looking for a wife, his Abuelita is his number one. On this episode; we meet three contestants, a previous main dater, a self-admitted u-hauler, and a fun-focused Angelino. The contestants play a game of “Ride of Love” and Liliana describes her own 5 husband thrill ride. The contestants learn some valuable lessons in “Lessons in Love”. Zacarias says his tía and tío are an example of the type of relationship he wants; can Abuelita find ...
Jun 06, 2024•38 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Our main dater this week, Daniel, knows he likes a pretty face but it means some of his relationships have been a little tumultuous. Daniel was a contestant on Episode 9 “Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?” and he woo’d us with his candid answers (remember boy p*ssy?), so he came back to be the star of his own episode. Daniel likes to be a fixer, but now is looking for more emotional reciprocity and stability, despite his tough past. We meet an actor-producer wh...
May 30, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 14
This week we get the insider scoop on Abuelita Liliana’s world and meet her friend, main dater Michael. He is known as the ultimate connector, but has been unlucky in love. Michael hasn’t dated in a while, and Abuelita isn’t afraid to call him out on it. We meet three contestants; a writer with a penchant for sensual touch, a comedian-actor heartbreaker, and a radio personality. They show off their abilities to plan a romantic vacation in “Travel Itinerary” and get a little spooky in “Gorey Love...
May 23, 2024•45 min•Season 2Ep. 13
This week’s main dater, Jocelyn, says her own abuelita is her best friend. But Jocelyn is ready to put her romantic fate in our Abuelita Liliana hands, especially because Jocelyn says she has “tried every dating app under the sun”, without much success. Jocelyn admits to hooking up with machismo gym rats, but is looking for a Dr. Spencer Reid type to cuddle up with on a Friday night. Today’s possible crushes include an improviser who has a lot to say about the sanctity of smut, a charming videog...
May 16, 2024•37 min•Season 2Ep. 12
This week, Abuelita meets Benite who wasn’t allowed to date until she was 18, and says she “had a lot of catching up to do”. Benite was raised catholic in an immigrant family and, “being queer was not an option” Now, Benite accepts all parts of herself and all the types of people she is attracted to, including himbos and “nerds who can hang”. She is excited to try out dating intentionally and being explorative. On this episode, Benite is offered a poo-poo platter of excellent romantic contenders...
May 09, 2024•42 min•Season 2Ep. 11
This week we meet community oriented Giovanni who is a self described “hopeful romantic”. He is ready and eager to put the future of his next date into Abuelita’s hands, especially because of his own appreciation of abuelitas. In this episode, we introduce 3 potential candidates who have lots of fun “gabbing and yapping” with each other. They play a round of “Love Policy” where we get to hear them lay down the law and a surprising game of “Baby Decoder” , where we are introduced to Little Lilian...
May 02, 2024•42 min•Season 2Ep. 10
This week we meet 22 year old Scotty, a columnist who brags he’s gone on more dates than he can count. Abuelita hopes that her date will be the one that lasts. We meet 3 contestants; a comedian who could woo Abuelita with his eyes, an activist who teaches Abuelita what bussy is, and an aspiring make-up artist who knows to ask for a little attention. They play a round of “Dating App Daddies” and a table slapping game of “Dick-tionary”. Will Scotty find a new love connection to report on in his co...
Apr 25, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 9
In this episode of Date My Abuelita, First! we bring back previous contestant Marian as a main dater and prepare to get a little spooky. Marian confesses to Abuelita a history of picking the wrong types of guys, and even a pattern of being cheated on. Even though she recently went solo-traveling, Marian is hoping to find a travel companion, and maybe even to ride their surfboard… Abuelita meets three handsome contenders; a film score and Celtics obsessed composer, a horror loving actor and a dat...
Apr 18, 2024•40 min•Season 2Ep. 8
After a stint of treating Tinder like Grindr, this week’s main dater, Kristianna is ready to turn to Abuelita for some grandmotherly guidance. In today’s episode we meet a poetic actor, a lover boy apocalypse prepper, and a family minded doctor-to-be. Our talented contestants make assumptions about each other and test out possible futures as wrestling maniacs; with wrestler names like “Heavenly Thighs” and “Thunder Tits”, it seems like they will have successful careers. Will Abuelita be able to ...
Apr 11, 2024•35 min•Season 2Ep. 7
This week’s main dater, Javier says the hardest part of his nomad lifestyle is dating. On today’s episode the contestants get asked what they would bring to a deserted island during a round of rapid fire questions and give us their “hot takes” on topics like; Bloody Marys at night, keeping spiders in the house and no election this year. Will Abuelita find a match who is ready to get down and dirty with cross-country biking Javier? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnys...
Apr 04, 2024•34 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Multi-talented musician Ari signs up to Date My Abuelita, First, but is surprised to discover their ex is the host! Three contestants brave meeting their potential main dater’s Ex before ever meeting their date. The contestants provide a must-listen playlist during the game,“Record Reactions” and their communication skills are tested in a game of “Acronyms”. This episode begs the question; can your ex find your next? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnystudio.com/list...
Mar 28, 2024•36 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Influencer and musician Marcy is looking for a long term love after a tumultuous previous relationship. This episode’s contestants include a rugby-loving b*tch of the pitch, a ceramic making heart-throb and a dance-choreographer smooth talker. Abuelita gets a double dose of “Assumptions” and “Queer Bingo” and the contestant really wow her with their reads. Will Abuelita find a romance who won’t uhaul with our charming main dater? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnyst...
Mar 21, 2024•37 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Guy, with a tough exterior and soft interior, is looking to build a future with someone ready for the same, with one caveat, "must love cats". On today's episode Abuelita meets three creative contestants, who play a category based game, “If I Were…”, and “Housewife Strife”, inspired by the main dater’s love of the Housewives franchise. Will one of these contestants start some Housewives level drama? And will Capitana Liliana be able to find this sensitive cowboy a match? See omnystudio.com/liste...
Mar 14, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Candle-maker cutie Hannah is looking for a stable partner who loves dogs. On today’s episode, Abuelita grills three contestants with very different personalities ranging from more introverted to Big Personality to see if anyone is up to snuff. The contestants play a heinous round of Would You Rather and also play a creative twist on Truth or Drink. Will Abuelita choose a softer personality type or a more gregarious character to win over Hannah’s heart? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via...
Mar 07, 2024•38 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Triple scorpio Rufus knows he could be a walking red flag, but he’s a real sweetheart. On today’s episode, we meet three possible “goth GF” hopefuls that will have to win over Abuelita if they want to win over this “Gómez.” The contestants play “Two truths and a lie,” and also play a very spicy round of What’s “IN” and What’s “OUT” for 2024. Will one of these hopefuls brew a love potion strong enough to win over Abuelita? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnystudio.com...
Feb 29, 2024•39 min•Season 2Ep. 1
This week, Abuelita and Vico play games to find out who can handle queen Maria both in the limelight and when she departs the stage. To see who is Abuelita approved for Maria, contestants rank fake dating profiles they could see on dating apps from dateable to undateable and then contestants are tasked to act out scenes with Liliana to see how they would take care of Maria’s own Abuelita. Who will win over Liliana’s heart? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Dec 07, 2023•25 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 01, 2023•8 min
Drag performer Maria is not struggling like the rest of you… we've got a case of abundance here because for this queen, options are aplenty and that’s where Abuelita comes in to make some hard choices! Not everyone can pass muster! This week meet Maria, who knows what she wants and is not afraid to kiki with Abuelita to find a good match. We also meet the contestants Abuelita has chosen for Maria, who better be Abueltia Approved! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 30, 2023•30 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Last week, Abuelita's new niete Sam showed us the goods, literally. Abuelita and Vico saw Sam's matching tattoos and learned what they're looking for in a partner. This week, the contestants vying for a date with Sam play games including answering a truly unhinged round of hypotheticals with questions such as, what would you do if an evil long lost sibling showed up conspiring to steal your identity? Sam has never been broken up with…will Abuelita pick the right person and keep the streak alive?...
Nov 23, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 17, 2023•9 min
Sam’s big, loveable personality begs the question: “would you rather be the life of the party, or date the life of the party?!” This week, Abuelita and Vico get to know Sam and learn what Sam's looking for in a cutie - which may or may not include another matching tattoo with a lover. Abuelita Liliana also sips some cafecitos while meeting the sweethearts lining up to date Sam. Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 16, 2023•29 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Last week we met Perla who might love horror films but also believes in soulmates! This week, Perla is back to find a guy who won’t ghost. Contestants play a zombie apocalypse game about love languages, and star in their very own telenovelas with Abuelita Liliana acting out parts. Will any of the contestants prove sweet enough for Abuelita’s new nieta? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 09, 2023•28 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Horror screenwriter Perla doesn’t want any more dating “boos”…just a new boo! Meet Perla, who loves the sappy romance of telenovelas just as much as the gore and guts of horror films. Perla’s looking to trade scares for smooches and Abuelita gets creative by nixing a contestant before they even show up! Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 02, 2023•25 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Would you rather never get to use social media again, or have to post something every day for the rest of your life? Would you rather be born a hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future? These are the *very important* questions that the contestants vying for a date with Miguel must answer and hope their responses are up to snuff for Abuelita Liliana to choose them! Find out who Abuelita picks for Miguel to bring to his family asada! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Oct 26, 2023•29 min•Season 1Ep. 14
This weeks main dater Miguel is searching for a girl he can invite to the family carne asada…someone Abuelita Approved™️ . Miguel is a family-oriented guy, who coaches youth baseball and loves going to K1 Speed. A little adrenaline rush before the family asada?! We love. We also meet the three chicas vying for a date with Miguel, and Abuelita has a little cafecito with each contestant to see if there’s a possible match! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 19, 2023•32 min•Season 1Ep. 13
