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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Primedia Broadcasting•www.kfm.co.za
Comedy
If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.
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The wheel of debt

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Mar 12, 2026•8 min

Senseless Survey 23 February

This episode is a bit of a wild ride. Our host is on a call with a Senseless Bureau representative, asking some, ahem, 'creative' questions. From the easiest way to have a surprise wet t-shirt contest to the best thing about being a penguin, these questions will leave you wondering what's real and what's just a joke. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. Our host's humor and wit shine through as they navigate this bizarre conversation. You'll be left laughing and maybe even questioning the sani...

Feb 23, 2026•3 min

A very confusing pizza order

Get ready to have your brain messed with! In this episode, Darren Wackhead shares a world-famous prank that's sure to leave you scratching your head. He's recorded a series of confusing phone calls, where he's trying to order a pizza, but the person on the other end is having a hard time understanding him. It's a hilarious and frustrating exchange that's guaranteed to make you laugh. But what's behind this prank? Is it just a joke, or is there something more to it? Listen in to find out! See omn...

Feb 19, 2026•4 min

84 and Looking for Love?! Whackhead’s Most Outrageous Granny Prank Yet

Beryl is a 84-year-old granny who's looking for love, and it looks like a much younger guy is taking the bait. As they chat, Beryl's flirtation gets more and more outrageous, leaving us in stitches. Will Beryl find love or just a good game of bingo? Tune in to find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 18, 2026•10 min

"Give me back my money!"

In this episode, Darren Whackhead shares a hilarious story about getting scammed by a Tanzanian conference organizer. He's joined by a guest who's been duped into booking a conference that doesn't exist. The conversation takes a turn when Darren decides to play along, pretending to be a scammer himself. The result is a series of ridiculous phone calls that leave both parties confused and frustrated. You'll be laughing out loud as Darren navigates the situation with his signature wit and humor. I...

Feb 11, 2026•11 min

You don't mess with a man's Audi

In this episode, we're talking about car enthusiasts and their unwavering loyalty to their favorite brands. Our host shares a hilarious prank call to an Audi guy, who's so devoted to his brand that he's willing to drive a potentially deadly car. We hear the conversation, where the host tries to convince the Audi guy to drive a 1981 car that's been known to spontaneously combust. The Audi guy's reactions are priceless, and we can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. It's a lighthearted lo...

Feb 10, 2026•8 min

"Hi can I return this, it's out of fashion"

In this episode, Darren Whackhead puts the Consumer Protection Line to the test. He shares a personal experience of trying to return a TV and a jacket, highlighting the challenges consumers face when dealing with faulty products. He calls the Consumer Protection Line, speaking with Beryl, a consumer protector in the Western Cape, to see how effective the service is. The conversation reveals the importance of understanding consumer rights and the role of the Consumer Protection Line in resolving ...

Feb 05, 2026•7 min

"Do you want me to start speaking French?"

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is back… and this time he’s targeting something men take very seriously, their cars. In this hilarious prank, Whackhead calls up a man who’s patiently waiting for his brand-new licence and number plates. But instead of a smooth update from the “licensing department,” he gets pure chaos. What starts as a simple follow-up quickly spirals into confusion, frustration, and total admin madness. As the conversation unfolds, the tension rises and the absurdity reaches classic ...

Feb 04, 2026•9 min

The consultant is always right?

You're about to witness a cringeworthy customer service call that'll leave you speechless. A frustrated caller, Johanster, is trying to resolve an issue with his phone, but the customer representative is being, well, less than helpful. The rep's condescending attitude and bizarre suggestions, like speech therapy, will have you questioning the company's priorities. As the conversation escalates, Johanster's patience wears thin, and the rep's tone becomes increasingly defensive. This call is a mas...

Feb 03, 2026•6 min

"Can it be argued that condoms prevent SUVs?"

This episode's a wild ride. We've got a Census Bureau rep calling up a guy with some, uh, interesting questions. We're talking about zebras, computers, and slow cookers - but it's not just small talk. Our caller's got some unique perspectives on life, from the meaning of "hammer time" to the importance of not pleasing everyone. It's a conversation that's equal parts humorous and thought-provoking. Join us as we explore the unexpected twists and turns of this chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Feb 02, 2026•2 min

A web of lies

Get ready for a laugh-out-loud moment from KFM Mornings! Today's throwback Thursday features a hilarious prank call from Darren Whackhead Simpson. A group of mates try to get visas to watch the big game between Manchester United and Arsenal, but things take a turn when they're questioned by the British Embassy. The caller's web of lies starts to unravel, and the conversation gets increasingly ridiculous. With a mix of humor and clever thinking, this prank call is a must-listen. You'll be on the ...

Jan 29, 2026•12 min

A wedding dress disaster

In this hilarious episode of KFM Mornings, Darren Whackhead takes on a wedding dress disaster. A bride's maid is tasked with delivering some devastating news to the bride, but things quickly take a turn when the maid's attempts to get in touch with the bride are met with resistance. As the conversation unfolds, the bridesmaid's frustration grows, and the bride's panic reaches new heights. Will the bridesmaid be able to get through to the bride, or will the wedding dress be ruined forever? Listen...

Jan 28, 2026•13 min

Watch out, my husband is a douche

Whackhead brings us another epic prank call. This husband is in for a surprise when his daughter, who's studying medicine in Romania, calls to break the news that she's met someone special in South Africa. The conversation takes a turn when the suitor, who claims to be a 35-year-old man, reveals he's unemployed and ready for love. The dad's reactions are priceless as he tries to shut down the relationship, but it's clear he's not the only one who's got some explaining to do. See omnystudio.com/l...

Jan 27, 2026•13 min

Senseless Survey: What steps have you taken to show your cat that you're the boss?

Darren Whackhead Simpson is back with another senseless survey on Kfm Mornings. He's calling Australians to ask some... interesting questions. From the value of pie to Danny DeVito's height, Darren's got a list of 15 questions that'll leave you scratching your head. He's also tackling the serious topic of wedding gifts, suggesting that couples who get divorced within two years should return their gifts. With a dash of humor and a pinch of controversy, Darren's survey is not for the faint of hear...

Jan 26, 2026•6 min

"Hush little baby, please don't cry!"

This episode's a wild ride, folks! From being called "Tony the Polony" to being threatened with being "crushed into a little pink paste," Tony's got some choice words for the company. But what's even crazier is the series of ridiculous nicknames and names that get thrown around - "Tony the Polony," "Russell the Muscle," and "Brent the Dent" are just a few. You won't believe the absurdity of it all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 22, 2026•7 min

'Till prank do us part

Darren Whackheads shares a world-famous prank that's sure to leave you in stitches. A groom-to-be is trying to book a limousine for his wedding, but things take a turn when the person on the phone starts getting pranked by the best man's wife-to-be. With a series of ridiculous phone calls, the groom is left confused and frustrated, while the pranksters are having the time of their lives. You'll be laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all, and maybe even learn a thing or two about how not to ...

Jan 21, 2026•9 min

"Have you ever barked up the wrong tree?"

This episode's a wild ride, folks! Our host is calling from the Senseless Bureau, asking some, well, let's call them "interesting" questions. We're talking unicorns, dog glasses, and olive oil spills. But things take a turn when our host starts talking about health and hygiene - specifically, what comes out of your nose when you're sick. It's a conversation that's equal parts weird and insightful. You'll be left wondering if you're paying attention to your body's signals and what it means for yo...

Jan 19, 2026•4 min

Whackhead prank: You must pay your TV License

In this episode, Whackhead tackles the ongoing saga of the TV license fee. He shares a hilarious and relatable story about a woman who's been receiving harassing calls from the SABC about her late father's TV license. You'll hear the ridiculous conversation she has with the SABC representative, who insists on speaking to her father's "ashes." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 14, 2026•10 min

Whackhead prank Call: Estate Manager meltdown

Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighbors to kicking dogs and theft! The target's frustration builds to a breaking point as Wackhead piles...

Nov 25, 2025•6 min

Senseless Survey: The art of absurd questions

Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary people react when confronted with extraordinary absurdity. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Nov 24, 2025•6 min
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