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"Have you ever barked up the wrong tree?"

Jan 19, 20264 min
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Episode description

This episode's a wild ride, folks! Our host is calling from the Senseless Bureau, asking some, well, let's call them "interesting" questions. We're talking unicorns, dog glasses, and olive oil spills. But things take a turn when our host starts talking about health and hygiene - specifically, what comes out of your nose when you're sick. It's a conversation that's equal parts weird and insightful. You'll be left wondering if you're paying attention to your body's signals and what it means for your overall health. It's a unique take on self-care and awareness.

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Okay, censors survey, Let's go, Let's have a guess. Yeah, Sherlan Barnes, the questions that desperately need answering in the world, very important questions. I'm gonna go with ten ten okay, good guess, Sibbs eleven eleven very good guess. Serbs remi eighth questions eight terrible guests and produce a bread twelve oh nearly nelly nine maybe maybe? All right, here we go on the senseless survey for this week. So lear speaking reach you call. Good morning. I'm calling you from

the Censeless Bureau. I'm just gonna ask you a couple of questions quickly that you didn't fill out. Okay, in your opinion, our runners just overweight unicorns? No? Is it okay to put glasses on a dog? No? Do you know that you should start eating healthy now in case your future doctor is using chet GPT to pass medical school. Are your teeth the only parts of your body that don't heal themselves? I have no idea. Are you aware that active grandparents never wanted to stop being parents and

absent grandparents never wanted to be parents at all? Have you ever jumped on a trampoline with a cat. Which are these movie characters reminds you of your mother? Jaws or the Terminator? Or would it be considered an environmental disaster if there was a large olive oil spill. Do you ever look into the tissue after you blow your nose in it? That's a lie. Have you ever barked up the wrong tree? Do you often bark at trees?

It was getting a little personal there. Why was everyone disgusted by the looking at the tissue after you've blown your nose? It's one of those things you everyone admit to you know what I'm but you have to do it. You do it the first time, you don't continuously. Do you need to see how healthy you are? Do you need to see what's going on with your fluids? For me, the same thing after I don't know. I don't know

or how to diagnose. Yes, oh you're not healthy. But if you, if you, if you keep an eye on, yes, everything that's coming out of your body. You know what your norm looks like. So on the day that it's not okay, it's never changed. What comes out of your nose when you're getting sick, you must away there's a change. I don't get worried if there's blood. Otherwise it's just

no stuff. Sometimes the nose stuff changes. Yes, yes you would feel that though, but sometimes you also need to just see is it's information gathering You don't want it to be. You know, you wanted to be clear what And now you're going to check GPT that picture now? Am I healthy? Doc? Enjoy your breakfast by the way, Yeah, it's big people staff in the real world.

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