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Speaker 1

I can I help you. I'm finding from the census Perrea. I just wondering if you've got thirty seconds of your time to answer a survey for your country? Okay? How much money do you spend a year on laxatives? How much money spend a year on laxatives? Lexatives? Yeah? I don't spend anything on that. Way. Do you stays in your house go up or down? Uh? The sts go up? How many fingers am I holding up? Almost? If you were a pirate, which shoulder would you keep your parrot on?

Are you currently suffering from an ice cream headache? I've got a headache, that's no nastream headache. Do you wish you could shoup on your teeth? No? Okay? Why are hippies always dirty? Do we live in mises? Would you be willing to try a new cereal called colonoscopy Crispy's? What is the opposite of opposite? Yeah? What is the opposite of opposite? Yeah? Yeah, that's what I mean? What is the opposite of opposite? I don't know which movie is more a reflection of your life, Predator or Titanic.

Have you ever stolen a hotel towel? And does it ever concern you that hundreds of people have used that towel and they've all dried their crutches with it down.

Speaker 2

Question, it should have been a long time ago.

Speaker 1

Let that sink in for a What did you ruin the towel? Now? I'm going to take my own towels home. Actually think about it. Think about it for a second. One second done. Let it know. It's affects you, even if you're not planning to steal it. It does fair fair point. Yeah, no, no, no, don't you dare ruin the towels white? You know they get washed every day. No issues here.

Speaker 2

I don't think too deeply about any of these things, otherwise you'll never enjoy them again.

Speaker 1

Hotel collection spoken about the hotel. Yeah, I don't even go there. We know what happens there. Washing underwear, Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2

Quick boil sometimes clean, there's a listen. Just enjoy your holiday.

Speaker 1

Stole the hotel is the remote? Yeah you know that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, don't let your baby put that in their mouths.

Speaker 1

What doesn't kill you? People make Yeah, so they say, until you get ebola

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