Knock knock… Lungs not at capacity. Domain name tirade. Apologies to non tech nerds. Yoga pants kickstarter. Spray and pray potty time. Teaching kids how to drive. (or not too). Ketchup Corpse. Toy car racing for adults. Kids break limbs. Its scary for parents.
How to approach sharing. On board the glitter train. Sympathy beards. Manipulative children. How to yell with maximum effect. Single parents… we salute you. Sugar Ants! A balanced scale for America! Movies, bikes, and kids of all sizes.
Dark thoughts at late hours. Hobo Juice Finale. Dads tend bar… or not. Spending time wisely. Dryer repairs can be fun! Disposably inclined vs Yankee thriftish. Be Gentle, not Mental. A dad alone. Repaint the bike. Balance bike revisited.
The Separation. Musical beds. Why do people go to church? Cheer leaders and belly buttons. Wieners, technology, and boobies. Washers and Driers. Lunch at the prison. Shiv of the month club. Willfully not listening.
Little sleepers status. Homework begins! Everyone is Dude. Imparting the vowels. The Gauntlet part 2. DBD helps yet another listener. (maybe). Pinch and Run. BRING THE STROLLER! How to decide to have more kids? We have no idea. Does anyone read these notes? twit @cotroneochris if you do!
Lack of borders yields troublesome roommates. Outsourced bedtime comes to an end. No more hitting for little Alex. Peanuts make for superb radio. Chris and Randy help a listener. How to REALLY help new parents. Never stop scrubbing the toilets. Parent teach night.. now with Comic SANS! No More Hitting for Little Hamster
Bike only in bike shorts. Should a 6 year old have sleepovers? Chocolate brownies and Cocaine chasers. Biting is back. Co sleeping tales. White noise FTW. Outsourced potty training. iStick version 1.0!!!! Lock down training. Lawnmower zombies.
How to drink cheap like a hobo. Happy being simple. 100 year old trash pit. Don’t send your nudes into the cloud. Who’s girlfriend is that? How to wait in line. Minecraft! Kids do NOT raise themselves. They go feral.
Voicemail. Time with Tweenagers. Irregular beaches. Appropriate clothing Terrible song lyrics Dirty socks vs pants magic Talking about “the talk”
Boys spring the cribs. The 3-4 year sweet spot. Cathedral Cribs. Glitter history (and more complaining). Tech worker ratio Inequality? Water is the next oil. PookieCat Pedal cars.
Introsanity. Genesis of Chrandy. PAN Mass update. Work gripes. Random babble. Down with glitter!!!
Camping with the kids. Kids should not play stick. Fun with Geocaching. Magnetism and carbon are inspiring! Ocean vertigo. Randy is made out of lead. Randy’s PMC Page! Be safe guys!
Well rested?! What to do while pooping? Kids fall… A LOT. Mollies songs. Eating troubles and solutions. Overnight at the Grandparents. Crossfit Birthday! Kids can be deep.
Being sick makes boring conversation. LEGO™ Instruction books are really good. LEGO™ Netflix™ https://www.pley.com Any TV is never enough and always too much.
Randy’s Beard Shaving Science Toddlers and Head wounds Table Safety talks No more alone time. Pooping with an audience Riding over Squirrels Slow day
What to do if I die? Its ok to talk about guns. Stop drop and roll! End of school and start of summer camp. Fish pain. Critique on soccer Coach Randy’s soccer tips.
Congratulations Sylvester and Suzy on the new baby girl!!! Fathers Day Recap. Phonetiquette. Move over Doug, here comes Jason. You need balls to play soccer. Randy has poopnesia. Nerf guns. Never leave an empty wipe pack!!!
What about Doug? Math in a vacuum. Summer activities. Curriculum. Lessons and Wall sockets. Kumon Books. Jr. First Lego League. http://www.usfirst.org/
Summer fevers. Chris dislikes bed skirts. Molly’s sleeping formalwear . PMC Kids ride update. Jekyll and Hyde. Random tips! Bullying. Doug’s bad day.
Randy tries to make Chris sound bad again out of context. Molly walks…and walks…and walks. Bike Party Planning. Obsessing about tradition. Squirrel Rockets. Stuff is a pain. Kids need discipline. What goes on in idle heads. Brush up on your CPR!
Party highlights. Randy can’t help himself from helping. The worm expert. Do some sandboxing. One horn in thirty episodes. Never ask for permission to fire rockets. Karo shots and Prison Wine. Pan Mass Challenge: http://kids.pmc.org/acton-boxboro/team/Team-Awesome.htm http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2014/04/22/brew-your-own-cider/ http://www.karosyrup.com/ http://www.zygotebody.com/
Chris apologizes for nothing. Chia seed racism. Superfood tips. Have we made our kids terrified of peanut butter? Dads talk charity and other important tangents. Water rockets in depth. It’s pronounced “s-tus” like in justice and comes from Vern Estes.
Life is looking up. Toddlers now 75% less surly. Busy with sports and sleeping. Epic imagination storytelling trap. Bus stop order is extremely important. Container gardening and responsibility training. Loud talkers, keep away from mah stroller! How do you develop empathy?
Randy edits Chris’s audio to be embarrassing. Sock Napkins. Far more common than we thought. Rocket party planning continues. Bye bye nursing! Toddler 2.0, now 100% more surly! Pro tip to diffuse crazy kids.. sacrifice the body. Randy instigates yet more drivers. How to give constructive and creative guidance. Trail mix.
April vacation Scrambles. Visiting Dad at work. The Only thing she stops for is pooping. Physical labor can be fun (not the having babies labor). Randy unveils the Supershed. Sock Napkins. Criminal Dads? Teach a kid to bike by not trying.
Soccer talk. Surly Children vs Surly Dads. Chris and Randy get mouthy. No child can resist the dance. Kryptonic powers and close calls. Liver and onions for breakfast Baby Crates! What the cage?!
Epic Playdate. Responsibility Batons. Art Battle. Supersaturated Lollipops. Keep your tasers charged. Twins talk. Bike advice for youngins. F@(?# Amber Teething Necklaces.. it’s all BS! All hail science! http://scienceornot.net/2012/10/30/amber-necklaces-and-teething-babies/
Google Waffles. Chutes and Ladders! Facetime is great when you remember to use it. Attention Sharing. Tooth Fairy Science. Snot Olympics.
Roller Rinks! Skaters vs Bladers. Paleo shmaleo. Backburger. Kids bored? Grab a Coconut! The Mommy Crush. 5 S’s.
Vacation vs School. Yet more birthday parties. Safety on the slopes. Green Toys trucks rock! F*&@# Microbeads. Please attend your kids at water parks. We mean it. Wave pools are dangerous.
