The Croup. Hot Wheels tracks. Fig Newmans vs Fig Newtons?!? How to block heat seaking hands. Cards and board games. Planning a Rocket Birthday Party. F*&@ Superballs. Elon Musk rules. Our Hot Wheels track kit!
The Children Whisperers. Sibling Rivalry. Yogurt pops fix (nearly) anything. Drink your electrolytes! Dr. Randy saves a diabetic. Chris’ tragic Tee Ball career. Unsupervised mini golf “could” be dangerous. Back to the museum.
Think, plan, then have babies. Be proud of your Little Liar. Spill proof cups are a not. How to talk to shy kids. Do cars make us hate people? Introducing Mrs. Randy James. Allergies, Koi ponds, Teslas, and other tangents.
February vacation Roller Coaster Domination An Interview with Molly Randy’s Riddle (yet another) Blood and Sledding How not to do Electrical Work We cant escape complaining about driving.
Furniture safety. Kids Climb Everything. Teeth Brushing. How to poop in ski boots. Don’t peak under the stall. Babies are so easy… but maybe no. Some kids eat… a LOT. Links to iapps we were chatting up: Tooth brushing app: Star Teeth App Great kids games: Bugs and Bubbles
Where IS the best place to throw up? To Tooth Fairy or not to Tooth Fairy? Taking a two year old skiing. Elevator Etiquette. Safteydad!
Sick dads talking about being sick. What slope isn’t slippery? Sometimes you just have to let them fall. Co sleeping.
Fun with thermostats. Emoticon Speed signs..with laser beams. Randy rants, draws Chris in, then argues with him. 3D printed fetus sculptures. Seriously. Bathtub Submarines.
Always have a drink ready… for the kids. Night Terrors. Libraries, a great source for books! Randy’s magic skateboard. Dreams can be boring yet very scary. Is Randy hurting the trees? Consonance.
Loud Talkers vs napping children. SET THE CLOCK ON YOUR CAMERA! if you use your work computer for your entire photo collection… stop. backup tips. dont walk back up the sled track. Standardize all cup types! Extra points for containers.
Timeout science Convert TV into chores Holiday family portraits. Making one that does not suck. Lots of lighting, camera, and photo talk School picture rage
Randy’s hot chocolate recipe Chris is horribly ill and spills his beer. :( Randy has taken the baby gates down! How to, or not to, motivate your kid to read Keep a list of favorite activities for when the kids make you unable to think Cooking for the holidays Why gift cards suck
“I wanna be a doorman!” Parent Teacher conferences. Setting examples. Basketball: Don’t Dunk it in that kid’s face, dad. Managing Anger. Rechargeable Batteries.
BLACK FRIDAY! Randy’s Turkey day was interrupted by a puking kid. Kids has wrecking balls for heads. Keep your distance. Teaching Math & Science to a 5+ YO, check out Khan Academy Kids that are awesome at stuff… and we suck Tips for diaper changing a stiff legged child.
Topics Randy is committed to consuming a 10-year old home-brew for each show. Minotaur 1 was a pretty neat rocket launch. What if adults were allowed to eat like kids? Helping kids tell time with a chalk clock. Burning marriage certificate is a bad idea. Ear muffs don’t make you a bad father. Products ”ScanSnap […]
Apparently home-brew can last for 10 years and still be delicious. Techniques for venting the stress caused by your little ones. There is a circle of hell reserved for kid birthday parties. WTF Tattoos!?!
Helping out your fellow playground moms and dads. Working out with your kids and being worked out by them. Why do we install spring loaded tooth smashers at the playground? Glowing LED Juggling balls are a great distraction. Loving your baby means learning thermodynamics.
Randy takes the kids to a fun filled museum. Chris distracts the kids with helicopters. We introduce 2 or 3, or maybe it was 4, new segments! Babies don’t like to stare at the sun.
Randy apologizes for offending all sports ball fans. Chris and Randy chat about Halloween and candy craziness. The conversation gets a little deep.
Chris and Randy reminisce about the days before children and try to recall what they did with all that extra time.
