#80 – Dirtster
Dads being Meta. Floating babies. Bike path adventures. Max Visits, Randy leaves. Math is unkind. Moving dirt is worse. Randy’s Knee needs beer. Baby in a Box. Staycation approval.
Jul 31, 2015•1 hr 3 min
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#79 – Clutch Underwear
Scheduling mess. Fooling kids. Superman’s dad. Semi Formal Camping. Packing the car. Penastis. Slap Granny’s Bottom! Helen’s in a locker. Pump track in the backyard. Piles of junk food. Rotten milk.
Jul 24, 2015•1 hr 6 min
#78 – I’m Tired… You Read.
Not quite enough sleep. Purging. Burn the books. Morality of paper disposal. Progressive fires. Back to school already?!? Embrace the workbooks. I’m tired you read. Dads being BAD!
Jul 10, 2015•54 min
#77 – Sassed With Math
Favorite Color. Stripping Bikes. Randy Trains for the PMC. Summer Plans. Tent living. Pools are the worst. CARS are actually the worst. Common Core is the Best Suffering is sweet. Nerf Stick.
Jul 05, 2015•1 hr 13 min
#76 – Who could predict that?
Fathers Day Ummm… Ahhh. Eating Meat. Potty in the Kitchen. Stickgerald is in effect. Welcome to spare freezerland. I read to you, you read to me. Last time for everything. Swing ratios. Minecraftshaft.
Jun 26, 2015•1 hr 13 min
#75 – Mandazzling
Vajazzling. Surprise Birthday. Independent bedtime. Jason’s probation continues. Showers mean something special. Testing for twins. Read everything. Summer Balance. (yet another) Stick Update. Coaching.
Jun 19, 2015•1 hr 6 min
#74 – Ambient Fruit Options
Steak n Shakes. Pineapple takes the bitter away. Meals and deals. Cafeteria food madness. Snack cart. That’s no Molybdenum. Don’t order off the kids menu. Kids CAN’T choose. Maintain your figures. Timeshare Bouncy House! Sticking with Sticks. Balloon Hand.
Jun 12, 2015•1 hr 6 min
#73 – Fifteen Steak Limit
Which bike to buy. Wheels of Lego. Banana Seat. Bike Therapist. STICKgerald Programming. Dad, I lost the diamond armor. 40th birthday. Randy phoneless. PIzza in the trash. Fifteen steak limit.
Jun 05, 2015•1 hr 4 min
#72 – Chicken Honeypot
Dog saga continued. Chicken Honeypot. Love everything that is well behaved. Love Thy Appliances. Hardships vs Nerfships. Smore Tips. Water tower …don’t swim in it. Facedown on the couch. Randy adopts the sticks. Ultimatums are the worst. AFTERSHOW.
May 29, 2015•1 hr 13 min
#71 – Mr. Buzz Joykill
Drawings are never done. To type or not to type. Birthday hypocrisy. R/C Excitement. “Nutting” is never ok. Town meeting. Dog followup. An issue of consent. Coaching tactics and coaching your kids. Slam Ball and Battlebots.
May 22, 2015•1 hr 11 min
#70 – Who Let This Dog Out?!
Dog vs Jason. Don’t Kill the Dog. Car vs Bike Introspective. Really don’t kill the dog… Waterproof casts. Bathing frequency. Coaching the kids. Concussion watch. Seriously..no dog killings. Take a bath, it’s not a circus. Elevator Standoff.
May 15, 2015•1 hr 12 min
#69 – Never Trust a Jason
Broken arms and sicknesses. Jason makes more noise. Chalk on the road. Facetime with the youngins. How was *your* day?. Going bonkers on the plane. Right Hooks. Berlin crosswalk Utopia. Mail from John. Car Seats.
May 08, 2015•1 hr 9 min
#68 – Juice Cube Dreaming
Gaming Companies from Atari to Zyngz. Sticks to Zaxxon. Predators, Bullies and stolen Light Cycles. Professional Gamers. Actions per minute. Gaming Celebs. Train your kids to be pc gamers. The new world of Mods. Robbaz.
May 01, 2015•1 hr 15 min
#67 – Segways and Segues.
Happy Patriots Day! Solo dad = Bubble Bath. Place for everything. Save only best best, recycle the rest. Washington D.C. trip. City and Rural Driving. Google maps for bikes. Human Diversity. More Edible Glitter. Star Wars / Robocop movie talk. Dean Kamen is the real world Tony Stark. Molly dictates the chores.
Apr 24, 2015•1 hr 2 min
#66 – Tourettes Tax Pro
Tax time. Dust off your Jazz drives. Spring! Bikes, local shops and other stuff. Worst possible thing. Bus stop mayhem. Punishing Lights. Dog is my copilot. Giant metal death machines. Happy Toot of the horn. Brontosaurus is BACK! Pluto rejoices. TaxAct is our show favorite.
Apr 17, 2015•1 hr 7 min
#65 – Spin Class
Time well spent. Professional development for the family man. Merit to wisdom. Exhaustive swingset analysis. Neck breakin waiting to happen. OverUnder engineering. Spin class is not a competition. More minecraft post show. When sons kill fathers. Rolling worlds. Ignite a cow.
Apr 10, 2015•1 hr 13 min
#64 – Daddy Daughter Dance
Cool neighbors. Private parties. Pool safety and changing rooms. Some kids are not buoyant. Don’t add to the rescue efforts. ALso, don’t grab the ears. Clean the toilet card. Inaccurate family windows stickers. Aftershow?! Papercraft of minecraft: crafty craft crafting. Project Zomboid. Video games make better people and families.
Apr 03, 2015•1 hr 13 min
#63 – The Crystal Horse
Notch followup. LAN Parties. Books as internet filters. Minecraft mode off. Searching for the ultimate carrot. When a pig loves another pig. Stick economy. Limitless library withdrawls
Mar 28, 2015•1 hr 3 min
#62 – Molybdenum
Cilantro! An Issue of Traction. Minecraft server woes. Terreform the moon. Leprechaun Traps! Abolish all Snowglobes. Floor Sleeping. Mouse Fall. Bananas. Swimming with both arms. The Water as Life.
Mar 20, 2015•59 min
#61 – Bras to Men
Amazon mom. Are you marginalized? Dadvertising. Minecraft Deep Dive. Sled off. Subtle Progress to Nowhere. Smuts r’ Us. Piano Dust Buster. Gateways to music. Substandard school efforts can be a learning experience.
Mar 13, 2015•1 hr 11 min
#60 – Lung Fungus
Overly long house stories. Don’t lick the pole. Drinking bathwater. Unicorn blood horrors. Irrational fears. Rodeo in the back yard. Read your face off. Nerf Man.
Mar 06, 2015•1 hr 5 min
#59 – Walking on Snowshoes
Selling snow. Deep encompassing cracks. Vacation videos. February vacation recap. Snowshoe fun. Privacy and kid’s lives in the CLOUD. Ski slope safety plans. Unplugged family time. Book talk. Kids sports and court manners.
Feb 27, 2015•1 hr 12 min
#58 – How Many Bananas?
Don’t go to Florida…at all. Traveling, packing and vacation strategies. Air travel is for the birds and people without kids. Positive Baiting. Talking big numbers and abstract thinking. Love thy Abacus. The Slap. Discipline through submission holds. Dad slaps the other dad.
Feb 23, 2015•47 min
#57 – The Clash Room
Snowdayze tactics, tips and commentary. No service for you. How to walk on snow. Punk or Emo? Screen time talk. Video games are great for your brain. Valentines day hate.
Feb 13, 2015•1 hr 7 min
#55 – Guilt Bowl XLIX
Dadism in Super Bowl commercials. Dissection of morbid commercial. Cats in the cradle. Meninists. Glitter news. Fecal Crossbeam. Mess stress. Shameful Dad moments of the week. Breakfast slowdown. More gross stories. Snow safety tips.
Feb 06, 2015•1 hr 7 min
#56 – The Third Corner
Welcome Jason Fitzgerald superfan now co-host! Why we stopped? Giant snow storm proves not that interesting. Elf on the f*^#^ng Shelf. Christmas lies perpetuate. Caring is wearing…. off. No to everything. GMO Mosquitoes. Slediquette revisited. Sled recommendations. Sterile insect technique LL Bean Sled Bradley Sled Bees Knees Hammerhead Sled
Jan 30, 2015•1 hr 14 min
#54 – Bear Sandwiches
Bruder trucks rock! NO PERSONAL EXPRESSION ALLOWED. How much probing is the right amount of probing? Hipster Pope. Mouse and House tails. No Rush Randy. Lego Land reviewed. Star crossed dads.
Nov 24, 2014•59 min
#53 – Second Opus
Movember! Date night is important for couples with kids. Bathroom door etiquette. How to unlearn pooping in diapers? Mystery house smells. Mr. Money Mustache. Disposing of Disposable thinking. Congrats to new dad Casey and family from atp.fm on their new little dude! BMX gender issues.
Nov 14, 2014•1 hr 1 min
#52 – One Year of Being Dads
Year in review. Halloween! Back to birthday reviews. Voting in town. Brush and floss your kids teeth.. or else! Post Halloween candy cleanup tips. Siri freaks us the heck out. Bloated and flatulent since Halloween. Small talk drives Randy crazy.
Nov 07, 2014•1 hr
#51 – Backies Forthies
Leading with milestones. Coach Randy debut. Josie can ride her bike! Potty training adventures. Less lethal social gatherings. Fun on the pump track. Precursors to “The Talk”. KAAAHHNNNN! Academy.. awesome.
Oct 31, 2014•58 min
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