SEASON Q - Episode 3 - “This Episode Brought to You By the Word ‘Privilege’” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to discuss racism in America and the brutal murder of George Floyd and white privilege. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issue with that, unfollow us. People of color in the United States have dealt with untold amounts of pain. It’s ok not to understand, but it’s not ok to deny this f...
Jun 02, 2020•1 hr 7 min
SEASON Q - Episode 2 - Ray Ray - “I’m Not a Monster, Dan!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with RAY RAY!!! We talk about parenting and working from home, building things, corona, morality, Pepsi Points, stolen phones, stupid people, online ordering, complicated swing sets, pools, and all kinds of stuff. #wearamask #stopthespread #flattenthecurve Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! We can deliver them to you in an effort t...
May 29, 2020•1 hr 3 min
SEASON Q - Premiere - “Coast to Coast with Chris!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with their buddy Chris all the way out in Cali. We talk ‘Rona, quarantine, politics, failures of the Trump regime, the constitution, guns, fascism, socialism, states, rights, wear a goddamn mask, everyone hates you Karen. The Coronavirus is a serious thing. This isn’t a laughing matter. Luckily if you’re a young person, chances are, this will not effect you. However, you can st...
May 20, 2020•1 hr 27 min
SEASON X - Finale - Judy/LMac - “No Ball Play? Oh, God!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with Judy and LMac! We discuss a phone game, hunkering down during quarantine, what we miss during quarantine, Tiger King, Carole Fuckin Baskin, COVID-19, childcare, being Essential, restrictions, turning away folks that might be sick, proper precautions, McDonalds’ drive-thru, McDonalds’ Ice Cream, feeling safe, and how not to get ‘Rona’d. The RocnessMonster, after readi...
Apr 06, 2020•55 min
SEASON X - Episode 10 - “This Mullet Wearing Superstar, In His Own Mind” Dan and the RocnessMonster are taking a hiatus from the show in response to the outbreak of the Coronavirus. We’re going to keep going with our small remote episodes every week. This time, we talk about COVID-19, racism and xenophobia toward the Asian people and culture, and we would be remiss NOT to discuss the doc taking the world by storm; “The Tiger King!” The Coronavirus is a serious thing. This isn’t a laughing matter...
Mar 29, 2020•24 min
SEASON X - Episode 9 - #staythefuckhome Dan and the RocnessMonster are taking a hiatus from the show in response to the outbreak of the Coronavirus. We decided to do a quick remote show, and share with you Dan’s adventures in the wasteland. The Coronavirus is a serious thing. This isn’t a laughing matter. Luckily if you’re a young person, chances are, this will not effect you. However, you can still be a carrier and extremely contagious. Don’t be stupid. Stay home. Social distance will kill this...
Mar 25, 2020•34 min
SEASON X - Episode 8 - The Quarantine Edition - Update from Dr. Cox Dan and the RocnessMonster are taking a hiatus from the show in response to the outbreak of the Coronavirus. We decided to quickly talk about what’s going on remotely. Dan calls into the studio so we can chat. BONUS: The RocnessMonster was able to catch up with Dr. Cox to give us some wisdom going into this virus outbreak. The Coronavirus is a serious thing. This isn’t a laughing matter. Luckily if you’re a young person, chances...
Mar 16, 2020•22 min
SEASON X - Episode 7 - Dr. Cox - “Two Years Ago You Got Wasted on Champagne” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Dr. Richard Cox about Chuck E Cheese, breaking stereotypes, swimming, racists, coronavirus, climate change, summer weather forecast, skeeting, respect, Bernie, Trump, Pence…and all kinds of crap…check it out! Three Years as CriticalMass and we love you. Thanks to everyone for your support! Please find us and rate us on as many podcasting platforms as you can. Give us a rating on Facebo...
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 11 min
SEASON X - Episode 6 - ”You’re a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about documentaries, movies, television, streaming wars, politics, Biden, Trump, Sanders, DNC, conservatives, police, police brutality, Wrinkles the Clown, and just some conversation about stuff, good stuuuufffff. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to ou...
Mar 02, 2020•1 hr 17 min
SEASON X - Episode 5 - Colin - “She’s My All Time Favorite Astronomer” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Colin about politics, learning, socialism/communism, reading, stupid people, Trump, who we’re supporting, Bernie, Bernie is trying to help us all, goddamn it why aren’t you listening, Bernie is trying to help you, why don’t you see this, handicapped parking spots, Verizon, Jeff, 401k, winning. We also talk about acting, theater, local theater, performance, life and pursuit of what you love. ...
Feb 27, 2020•1 hr 38 min
SEASON X - Episode 4 - Joe - “Please Don’t Compare Me to Real Heroes” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Joe about digging graves, ghosts, ghost stories, spooky shit, dogs, shovels, porn, the internet, masterbation parties, belief, science, paranormal things, churches, weird birthdays, graduation periods, and awful human beings. We take a break on the politics with this one. *During the episode we actually hear footsteps upstairs and no one was home. All three of us heard this. Ghost? Goblin? Tr...
Feb 17, 2020•1 hr 35 min
SEASON X - Episode 3 - “A Touching Tribute to Rush Limbaugh” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to themselves because everyone hates them. We celebrate the life of a vile racist. How dare you take the things he said out of context! When he repeatedly said all those racist things….what he meant to say was….terrible racist things. We also share some stories. Dan comes to grip with his mortality. The RocnessMonster is just a huge piece of garbage. Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly...
Feb 14, 2020•1 hr 30 min
SEASON X - Episode 2 - “Can’t I Just Enjoy Our 10 Year Anniversary in Peace?” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Dom about politics, Trump, Black History Month, Black Wall Street, sexual assault, cancel culture, comedians, celebrities, UPS vs USPS, dunnage, video games, and the end of the world. There is nothing truly funny about sexual assault or rape. Irreverent humor is sometimes a fantastic vessel to bring up and discuss sensitive topics. Remember one thing, sexual assault is sexual assault....
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr 21 min
SEASON X - “The Coronavirus Could Not Come Faster” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to LMAC about politics, Black Friday, vacuums, television, puppet buttholes, the death of big box stores, online shopping, jerks, customer service, bad television, consumerism, willful ignorance, impeachment, and just…ya know….stuff…. Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia...
Feb 02, 2020•1 hr 34 min
Season 9 - Finale - “I Took the Time” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to THE BEEJ! He’s back from his trip to North Korea and filled us in on all his new southern hi jinx! Cost of living, Florida, stand your ground, awful things, Frozen II, movie theaters, customer service, hurting people on purpose, making fun of children, appreciating where you came from, a drive to work, diabetes, sleep deprivation, and different experiences. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam...
Dec 01, 2019•1 hr 22 min
Season 9 - Episode 5 - “Spicy Nuggets? That Was My High School Nickname!” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to The Roconnoisseur himself, Casey! We talk about being a new dad, comics, Casey’s shows, podcasts, his life after baby, guns, RocnessMonster reviews Jedi: Fallen Order, we talk a little Star Wars, BABY YODA, and there’s just a real sexual vibe in the studio. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound....
Nov 21, 2019•1 hr 29 min
Season 9 - Episode 4 - “People Are Calling for a Second Civil War” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Dom about politics, toxic masculinity, Trump, treason, hate, racial slurs toward inanimate objects, and a whole lot of things no one should listen to. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia Contact us i...
Nov 16, 2019•1 hr 16 min
Season 9 - Episode 3 - “Jokes That Start with: I’m Not a Racist…but….” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Ray Ray who is back as a proud mama! We talk about being parents. Having kids, new parents, not so new parents, pronouns, politics, why have a kid now, the world is ending, just shut up and listen. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com gene...
Nov 08, 2019•1 hr 21 min
Season 9 - Episode 2 - “I Just Flirted with Jail Time…That’s All” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk their buddy Ryan about current events, police, drugs, Uber, pizza delivery, too many questions, making money, fake news, false information, and stupid politicians. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison (except for this one) Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #matt...
Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 35 min
Season 9 - Premiere - “An Awful, Awful Accent” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk Judy and L-Mac about Foggy London Town! Treason, stupidity, travel, airplanes, airlines, bathrooms, keeping safe at the bar, and the usual insanity. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! F...
Oct 23, 2019•1 hr 13 min
Season 8 - Finale - “CriticalMass LIVE!” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Commissioner Rick. We talk fantasy football, football, NFL, NBA, NHL…we also discuss mass shootings…because, I mean, US Congress doesn’t care about you…but we do! Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia Contact us if you’re interested in adv...
Aug 10, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Season 8 - Episode 6 - “From Taint to Table” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Ray Ray! Who is SEVERELY with child. We discuss being new parents. Parenting, pregnancy, gender identities, Lion King, Andrew’s hate of Disney, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY! Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Thanks to versalift-east.com Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia...
Jul 24, 2019•1 hr 25 min
Season 8 - Episode 5 - “Backdoor Brian” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Judy and L-mac about sex, the backdoor, restaurant shenanigans, trailer parks, butt stuff, walkers, mermaids, camps, showers, terrorists, racism, representation, Trump, Kohls, drinking, driving around, Mexicans, stealing, butt stuff, churros, sexy geriatrics. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friend...
Jul 15, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Season 8 - Episode 4 - “The Battle of Dulles International” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk about the North Korean…sorry…American Military Parade, stupid people everywhere, camps in the US, this one’s real political, so hold onto your hats….oh…and our final segment gets HEATED. Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia Contact us if you’re interest...
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr 31 min
Season 8 - Episode 3 - “Moving From Horses Into Cars” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster sit with Dr. Emmett Brown to talk tech. We discuss kids in cages, Trump, WWII, repeating mistakes, history, the future, steps toward legalization of marijuana, technology, predictive technology, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and the robots coming to take over and kill us all! Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in adverti...
Jun 24, 2019•1 hr 30 min
Season 8 - Episode 2 - “Dr. Cox, and The Tale of the End of Humanity” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster yet again welcome their perennial guest: Dr. Richard Cox!! Skeet Skeet…the moon, earth, mars, pollution, carbon dioxide, skeet skeet skeet, Drumpf, NASA, Straight Pride, homophobes, idiocy, skeet skeet skeet, climate change, and our summer weather outlook, but who cares; we’re all gonna die soon anyway!!! Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeard...
Jun 10, 2019•1 hr 34 min
Season 8 - Premiere - “The Ocho” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their attorney buddy, Harvey Birdman. They talk about Trump, pettiness, why the law is slanted toward the rich, unlawful convictions, aliens, and the best lawyering advice: “just shut your fucking mouth.” Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #criticalmasspodcast Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTune...
Jun 06, 2019•1 hr 28 min
Season 7 - Episode 4 - THE LOST EPISODE - “It’s Like a Sex Game of Clue” EDIT Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their friends Judy and L-Mac. We talk about cock, penises, her titties and ass were out. Talking about cock pics, circumcised men. Uncircumcised. Banging all the branches of the military. Space Force. Vaccinations. And lots and lots of sexual intercourse. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interes...
Apr 22, 2019•1 hr 22 min
Season 7 - Finale - “I Took a Shot Every Time You Said Customer” Dan, Andrew and The RocnessMonster chat with the talented Casey, Rochester’s own; ROConnoisseur! We discuss the dangerous WindTurbine Cancer, Grandpa Joe being touchy-feely, Casey’s show, his website, his love of food and being a foodie, and local restaurants. Find Casey at: ROConnoisseur dontforgetatowel.com Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia Contact us if you’re interested in adve...
Apr 08, 2019•1 hr 45 min
Season 7 - Episode 8 - #mattandmia Dan and The RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Matt from Dorschel Toyota! We talk about guns and government, and the second amendment. Then Matt discusses important information when buying or leasing a car. Really great information if you’re in the market for a new vehicle. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com #mattandmia Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! The views discussed on this show are not ...
Mar 22, 2019•1 hr 23 min
