Season 7 - Episode 7 - “I’m Already Naked, with Dr. Cox” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster chat with a fan favorite; Dr. Richard Cox. We talk about the Oklahoma City bombing, white supremacy, gun nuts, gun shows, getting naked women on the internet, social media, girls, girls, girls….Dr. Cox busts his load all over the place! This one gets real bad real quick….we lose control of this one real quick….oh…and weather predictions going into summer… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends...
Mar 14, 2019•1 hr 21 min
Season 7 - Episode 6 - “Beer and Politics” Andrew, and The RocnessMonster miss Dan so much that they decide to down some beers and talk politics…everyone, we talk about all the hot button topics of now….just listen… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass podcast Facebook: @criticalmasspodcast69
Mar 07, 2019•1 hr 45 min
Season 7 - Episode 5 - “A Vague Sense of Discomfort from Conservatives in Montana” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their friend Ray-Ray about anti vaxxers, the wall, Pokemon, immigrants, hate, stupidity, fake national emergencies, and the fact that there is no national emergency at all and you’re all stupid. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914...
Feb 24, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Season 7 - Ep 3 - “She Was Angry, That I Was Black” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their friend Mike about the shutdown and how it effects everyone, racism, race, hand jobs, littering, Tidying Up, Ancestry, fostering, and how open and awkward conversation can fix the world. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass podcas...
Jan 29, 2019•1 hr 40 min
Season 7 - Episode 2 - “Clearly These Guys Didn’t Go to Film School” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their old friend Dom about Trump, the government shut down, THE WALL, Trump, porn, mental health, grocery shopping, immigration, Trump, Fox News, Tucker Carlson, and it’s a MESS. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass po...
Jan 15, 2019•1 hr 29 min
Season 7 - Premiere - “I Am Not Gonna Send Dick Pics, Mom!” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk big changes and transitions with their friend, E-Rock! We also talk a little about the government shut down, KHart, Louis C.K., Snapchat, the evolution of hiding things from your parents, career changes, summer camp, and Parenting 101. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundclo...
Jan 10, 2019•1 hr 31 min
Season 6 - Finale - “Looney Toons Shirts Need Not Apply” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster finale it up with Trump, Acosta, another shooting, disrespect in public places, sandals and socks, poorly dressed people, the next coming of Hitler, censorship, the media, and tickle me Elmo. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass podcast F...
Nov 14, 2018•1 hr 33 min
Season 6 - Episode 8 - “I Have A Very Closed Mind, and I Live In A Sad World” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Brian about the church, race, being apologetically white, Disney movies, Star Wars, superheroes, and shit gets REAL heated during everyone’s favorite “F*ck You” section… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: cri...
Nov 07, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Season 6 - Episode 7 - “He’s Not My Son!” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Dave about pipe bombs, domestic terrorism, the mail, things that are RAUNCH, music, knocking down pegs, marijuana, legalization, brownies, Denver, infrastructure, schools, history, jazz cigarettes, and quesadillas… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iT...
Nov 01, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Season 6 - Episode 6 - “Andrew Doesn’t Know Where He Is or What’s Going On” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk about relationships, Incels, rating systems, anal, ball pinching, hairy legs, owning property, consent, beastiality, gnomes, and man spreading. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass podcast Facebook: @criticalmasspo...
Oct 22, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Season 6 - Episode 5 - “At Some Point One of These People Will Be Right” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Bobby about Kanye in the White House, celebrities in politics, Kavanaugh, consent, veterans, ill-informed Trump Supporters, Trump, and Voldemort. Please send thoughts and prayers to Andrew who was hurt in a tragic masterbation accident. We will be setting up a Go Fund Me. Let’s hope for a speedy recovery. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us genes...
Oct 17, 2018•1 hr 21 min
Season 6 - Episode 4 - “Mike Pence Asks a Gay Dude III - Annihilation” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and Andrew, talk to CriticalMass’ first ever guest from Season 1, Jason!! We talk Kavanaugh, sexual assault, comedians, being gay, Sesame Street, family struggles with sexuality, and hand jobs! ***CriticalMass is a comedy, conversational show. We will make crude jokes about serious topics to shed a light on important things. No matter what jokes are made or what is said, CriticalMass and anyone that h...
Oct 03, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Season 6 - Episode 3 - “What’s with the Family Style? - Dr. Cox Rides Again!” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and Andrew, talk to their returning guest Dr. Richard Cox! Golden carwashes, masterbation, bold weather predictions, online ladies of the night….I don’t know folks….this one really got away from us… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass podcast Facebook: @criticalmasspodcast69...
Sep 28, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Season 6 - Episode 2 - “All Five Fingers of Father Francis” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and Andrew, talk about people that don’t know they’re racist, institutionalized racism, Catholic priests loving little boys, taxing the church, and we take a break for a little game show… Happy Football Season everyone!! Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820 iTunes: criticalmass podcast Facebook: @criticalmasspodca...
Sep 09, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Season 6 - Premiere- “Revenge of the Toxic Nerds!” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and their new sound guy Andrew, talk to their buddy Cam about McCain, Trump, and whats been going on since you last heard from us! Our topic today is toxic nerd culture rife with sexism, racism, homophobia, and toxic fandom in our most beloved universes; Star Wars/MCU/DCU. Hold onto your balls, we come back swinging. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Find us at: https:...
Sep 03, 2018•1 hr 27 min
SEASON 6 IS COMING SOOOOOOON!!! Stay woke CriticalMassterbators!!
Aug 19, 2018•2 min
Season 5 - Finale - “HAROLD! We Need a Number 7!” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to RayRay….again!! Harry Potter VERSUS Lord of the Rings!!! RayRay loves her some Harry Potter and The RocnessMonster is just confused. Dan….well….he couldn’t care in the slightest!!! The beginning of this episode is a nice discussion of the Raise the Roof Benefit in honor of Rob Grasta…what a great show and a great experience!! Enjoy the show, thanks for another amazing season of CriticalMass, prepare yourself for...
Aug 10, 2018•1 hr 39 min
Season 5 - Ep. 9 - “There’s No Romance Left in My Masterbation” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Andrew about politics, slavery, the hopeful demise of Tucker Carlson, public restrooms, wives, and TREASON!!!! Special thanks to bensound.com for our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company Sorry folks, the8oclockstop.com has been sunsetted. GET AT US FOR TICKETS TO CRITICALMASS LIVE ON AUGUST 3RD!!!!!
Jul 27, 2018•1 hr 40 min
Season 5 - Ep. 8 - “Mentally Handicapped People, in Texas, Can Be Put to Death!” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to B about so many things. Fun cops. Razor blades. Trump worse than Hitler? Scott Pruitt. Concentration camps in the US. POUND ME TOO!!! Special thanks to bensound.com for our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company Sorry folks, the8oclockstop.com has been subsetted. GET AT US FOR TICKETS TO CRITICALMASS LIVE ON AUGUST 3RD!!!!!
Jul 13, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Season 5 - Ep. 7 - “OneOhFive In Memoriam” Dan and The RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Jay! Is Trump strikingly like HItler? What actor would play you in a movie about your life? How shady is FIFA? Stories of the past. Stupidness. Homophobia. We suck. Don’t bother listening. But listen…because you have to. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. For information on tickets for the August 3rd benefit, feat...
Jun 29, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Season 5 - Ep. 6 - “I Think There’s a Pube in my Mouth” Dan and The RocnessMonster discuss the flag, America, what it means to be American, how far we’ve strayed from our mission as a country. We also talk Funko, Kelly Tran, and mail fraud Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!!
Jun 15, 2018•1 hr 9 min
Season 5 - Ep. 5 - “The Biggest Natural Ejaculate on the Planet — Dr. Cox IS BACK!” You heard me right…Dr. Cox is back and we’re talking about volcanoes, earth quakes, geysers, and VIOLENT GEOLOGY!!! We touch on Trump’s stupidity, the execution of black America at the hands of the police, and a very interesting FUCK YOU segment…. Enjoy the show!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!!
Jun 06, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Season 5 - Ep. 4 - "Yanny, Laurel, You're an Idiot" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk about stuff. We're actually only saying Laurel this entire episode, if you hear anything else, that'll be crazy!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Laurel, Laurel, Laurel....Yanny?
May 27, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Season 5 - Ep. 3 - "Get On Your Knees and Customer Service Me" Dan and The Rocness Monster talk about what good customer service is. How badly Three Brothers Wineries sucks balls. Racism, stereotypes, Trump are all on the table. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co.
May 11, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Season 5 - Ep. 2 - “One Flew Over the Turkey Vulture’s Nest” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their friends Andrew and K-dubs about mental health, North Korea, swallowing, pretentiousness, knick, knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone! Hold on to your medication and call your therapist for this one! **Mental health is a serious thing. We like to make jokes to bring light to what is a very serious topic. We want to thank Andrew and K-dubs for being very open and candid about their own struggles....
Apr 26, 2018•1 hr 29 min
Season 5 Premiere - “Requiem for a Night Terror” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy JR about guns, the conservative sickness, night terrors, haunted houses, parrots with attitude, and ticklish genitals. Well slap me around and call me Sally! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company
Apr 19, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Season 4 - Finale - “Fuck Cancer” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddies Joe and Evan about…well….Evan….HE is soooo self centered…. But seriously, Evan is a true hero in his battles against cancer and kicking its ass…multiple times. Evan may now be part machine, but he is all man….he showed us his penis after the show! We hope you all enjoyed Season 4! We will be back soon with new fun guests! Surprises! Shit stained underwear! And the eventual fall of mankind!! Thanks to bensound.com ...
Mar 29, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Season 4 - Ep. 8 - "Where's the Ladies' Section?" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Lags about stuff!!! Children exposing themselves to other children. Shitty parenting. Department stores with no departments! Dan plays the keyboard. Rocness shits his pants. Lags eats a whole wheel of cheese. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com Genesee Beard Company
Mar 24, 2018•2 hr 19 min
Season 4 - Episode 7 - “ONE YEAR MOTHERFU……” Dan brings booze. The RocnessMonster is an idiot. Enjoy a very off-putting conversation with Jawa-bean, Ray-Ray, and Adam. A star-studded episode with people you’ve never heard of! Just shut up and listen….. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. AND MOSTLY TO OUR FRIENDS AND FANS!!! You’re the reason for any and all of our success. Thanks for giving us an awesome year!! We look ...
Mar 15, 2018•1 hr 37 min
Season 4 - Ep. 6 - “Christ, Shittin’ Jesus - The Return of Dr. Cox” Dan and The RocnessMonster open the pandora’s box of a mind in Dr. Richard Cox. This episode runs off the rails real quick…this one….this one got away from us…. Dating sites, phone gaming, video gaming, due process, Trump, skeet, gratuitous swearing, skeet, mail, snow, taxes, and skeet skeet skeet. Hold on for one long, strange, trip…. Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Be...
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 23 min
