Season D - Ep 2 - No, I Said Thespian… Dan and the RocnessMonster hang out with Colin! Colin is a budding voice actor who has been featured in many local plays….when we had those. We discuss how COVID-19 really messed that up for having live audiences. We also discuss Caitlyn Jenner running as a Republican in California. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Stick...
Apr 30, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Season D - Premiere- LIVE with Adam!! Dan and the RocnessMonster hang out LIVE with Adam on Facebook back on 4/21/2021 to discuss the Chauvin verdict, BLM, Adam’s new album, and a ton of live music!!!! Adam is awesome!!! Just because Biden has been sworn in...Black Lives Still Matter… #blacklivesmatter #blm #blacklivesstillmatter The Rona ain’t no joke…. #wearamask #stopthespread #getvaccinatednow Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comC...
Apr 26, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Season 13 - Finale- Russ - Very Fine People Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Russ about history repeating itself, America being in a bad place, talking to young people about the events of the insurrection, living in Charlottesville after the protest/riot, the south still celebrating the confederacy, confederate statues and monuments, getting vaccinated, mass shootings, gun control and a whole lotta hoopla! Hey everyone! Had an amazing season, we love you all! We will be back in a few weeks wit...
Mar 26, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Season 13 - Ep 9 - L-Mac - Steps: Her Biggest Enemy Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to L-Mac about the Royals, a lot about the Royals, the RocnessMonster tries to deliver a good St. Paddy’s Day for this kids, Walmart Adventures, reality tv, pronouncing words, taking a technology break, and a ton of other ridiculous stuff….needless to say…the RocnessMonster is going to hell…. L-Mac on Insta: lgraham111 Hollowed #3 Kickstarter can be found here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/caseybowker/hol...
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Season 13 - Ep 8 - Bob (Jillian) - I Don’t Wanna Brag or Anything Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Bob from the Gutsy Media Podcast about his show, the royals, toys, movies, GET OFF THE SHED, the military and military spending, Piers Morgan is a piece of shit, communism isn’t socialism, big tax credits coming to parents, white privilege, shitty hospital visits, Lowe’s confrontation, Ollie’s Bargain outlet needs to update their shit, the Dallas Cowboys, football, smelly people, convoluted kids ...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Season 13 - Ep 7 - LMac and Judy - Adventures in GrubHubbing Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to LMac and Judy about cancelling Dr. Seuss, using a gif being racist, Cuomo should be responsible for his actions, snowflake conservatives that don’t read, the GrubHub adventures and crazy delivery stories <—— Hilarious! The post office, Covid Vaccinations, Judy makes a salad live on the show, bad customer service and all around hilarity in this JAM PACKED episode! Hollowed #3 Kickstarter can be foun...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 24 min
Season 13 - Ep 6 - Casey - YOU Just Ruined the TWIST Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Casey about Daniel Prude getting no justice, transphobia, stopping the hate, Casey’s new book; Hollowed #3, parking a mail truck, minorities in comic books/media, what a DFAT Con would look like, we poke fun at Ruben, Cruz leaving for Mexico, family brainwashed into racism and how sad that is, representatives NOT actually representing the people… Hollowed #3 Kickstarter can be found here: https://www.kickstar...
Feb 26, 2021•1 hr 28 min
Season 13 - Ep 5 - I’m Glad He’s Dead, Good Riddance Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about Cancer getting Rush Limbaugh, hate speech, pineapples and butts, speaking ill of the dead, what we’re currently watching on television, movies, comics, podcasts, why Rogan isn’t really that good, how awful Rochester 94.1 radio station is now…I mean…it blows, we talk Carano again, and Dan cannot do anything right…. Don’t forget to hit up Ruben’s Kickstarter for The Illusion Witch: https://www.kickstarter.co...
Feb 18, 2021•1 hr 33 min
Dan and the RocnessMonster are chatting with their friend and brother in podcasting Joaquin, we discuss the Cara Dune/Gina Carano fiasco, GOP victimhood all the time, Chris Pratt, the impeachment, role of revenge, racism being a major part of the GOP stance, kids in cages, Joaquin’s two podcasts, his journey, his book, Ashley Furniture continuation… Joaquin’s Podcasts (both available on all major podcasting platforms): Insensitive Culture Podcast Asylum Podcast Joaquin’s book: “Little Bear’s Two...
Feb 12, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 13Ep. 4
Season 13 - Ep 3 - Chris - “Mitchell Josephine McConnell” Dan and the RocnessMonster are chatting with their friend Chris about the RPD constantly using excessive force, Facebook opinions, racism in the police, Rochester making national news for torturing a child, the MyPillow guy, Biden’s appointment of his Pillow Guy, the use of force on a child, Dan says the word hyperbolic like 14 times, systemic issues that lead all the way up to a 9 year old being pepper sprayed, Joaquin coming in on the n...
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Season 13 - Ep 2 - Ruben - “Goddamn Trump Coins!” Dan and the RocnessMonster are chatting with their buddy Ruben!!! Ruben is here to discuss his new book coming out: “The Illusion Witch.” (Link to the Kickstarter below. CONTRIBUTE!!!) We also discuss the Capitol Insurrection, holding Biden accountable, Q, conspiracy theorists in government, Trump Coins? Office of the Former President, Ted Cruz, Funko POPs AND MORE!!! Ruben’s Kickstarter for The Illusion Witch: https://www.kickstarter.com/project...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Season - 13 - Premiere - “Inauguration Madness!” Dan and the RocnessMonster ARE BACK for an new and EPIC season of CriticalMass!!! We talk about the Capitol Insurrection, Trump being gone, Biden’s inauguration, gun lovers, QAnon, sweet sweet irony, and useless furniture stores. Just because Biden has been sworn in...Black Lives Still Matter… #blacklivesmatter #blm #blacklivesstillmatter The Rona ain’t no joke…. #wearamask #stopthespread #flattenthecurve Want stickers or car decals? Show off your...
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 41 min
Silent Nights Special 2020 Dan writes this short story about Christmas. A heart warming tale of a family...and a Christ....sorry Holiday Future! Voice Acting by Andrew and Krissy (special thank you to them both for their awesome performances) Dan did nothing and an awful job and he's a bad person. Enjoy! CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issue with that, unfollow us. People of color in the United States have dealt with untold am...
Dec 10, 2020•20 min
Season M - Finale - “For The Rich” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about the economy, Trump being the worst, trickle down economics doesn’t work, tax cuts for the rich, pro-life for the rich: conservative logic, Covid stupidity, affirmative action and white privilege, living in a very unsafe world, wearing masks, Star Wars news, The Mandalorian, the appearance of Ahsoka Tano, “jeans guy,” Dan is being nice to the RocnessMonster about his Star Wars knowledge and its taken him off-guard. SEE YOU N...
Nov 29, 2020•1 hr 19 min
Season M - Ep 9 - Harvey Birdman Esq. - “That Means He Hates You and Your Family” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Harvey Birdman about law, lawyerings, all things law-based, bird law, Trump’s lawsuits, Giuliani, hypocrisy of the Republican Party, pure stupidity of conservatives, national security, “voter fraud,” Jordan Klepper, conspiracy theories, Cuomo, people that complain about NY and take no action, real leadership, proper eating of steak, Trump Steaks, ballot counting, Republicans harmi...
Nov 21, 2020•1 hr 21 min
Season M - Ep 8 - Ruben - “Trump is Gonna Create an OnlyFans” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Ruben about THE ELECTION….Trump….politics….just listen….we have a blast anytime Ruben joins us!! Parler, aliens are real, Latinx voters, Four Seasons Landscaping, dildos, Biden winning, most votes of anyone ever, Kamala Harris, vote counting, the electoral college, Trump has something on Lindsay Graham, Trump in prison, Trump begging for donations, Trump TV, Dan finally fucks himself. CriticalMass st...
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 19 min
Season M - Ep 7 - Judy/LMac - “He’s Covering His Own Windows” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Judy and LMac!! We talk about the election, Trump Decor, The Trump Game (see the posted photos on our Facebook Page), Trump supporters being crazy, Black Friday, shopping, how to look at proper polling numbers, Thanksgiving, the holidays, COVID and the holidays, and our normal Judy/LMac shenanigans! Dan really hates Sean Connery. Who wants to host Judy/LMac for Thanksgiving? CriticalMass stands with ...
Nov 14, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Season M - Ep 6 - Shannon - “This Is Really a Human Issue” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Shannon! We talk about Trump, being a cultist, Dan doesn’t have his keyboard, is Dan homeless?, confirmation of the new justice, setting women back with anti-progressiveness, identity attachment, mental-illness, dying on their hill, disconnecting from self, life coaching, leaving the corp world to your own business, establishing a healthy community around you, picking a life coach that fits you, Shannon...
Nov 01, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Season M - Ep 5 - “Blink Twice If You Need Help” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Ruben Romero!! We almost kill Ruben within the first 5 minutes. We talk about Rudy Giuliani, the last debate, turning debate into a shit show, Trump, American Concentration Camps, Joe Biden’s family, the sad state of American politics, Borat, demand fair news, voting, Jordan Klepper, lack of empathy in the president’s chair, George Carlin, reality TV, We the People…not Trump and his cronies, Joe Biden...
Oct 24, 2020•1 hr 31 min
Season M - Ep 4 - “Those Duke Boys Again!” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about the confirmation hearings, the constitution, personal feelings versus the good of the people, Roe v Wade, the Supreme Court, spun media on both sides, devil’s advocate…conservative media always spins the story….should be called out when the liberal media does it too, Trump continues to show he doesn’t care about America or Americans, the election, militias, racism, gun nuts are just cowards, nazis in America, Dukes ...
Oct 17, 2020•1 hr 37 min
Season M - Ep 3 - Mike - “Bunch of Angry Karens All Over the Place” Dan and the RocnessMonster chat all the way across the nation with their buddy Mike!! We discuss Covid destroying restaurant industry, Indians and batons, mask wearing, kids in cages, fuck Trump and his Covid, no sympathy for Trump’s administration, fake pro-lifers, female Trump Cultists, parties during Covid, old time stories of Dan and Mike…..and….is Dan a serial killer? CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in Americ...
Oct 10, 2020•1 hr 9 min
Season M - Ep 2 - Casey/Chris of DFAT - “I Will Find You and Shave You” Dan and the RocnessMonster join the guys over at DFAT Comics; Chris and Casey to talk about the debate, the failure of American politics, and of course, their upcoming comic: Pursuit of Plastic! Find it all in the link below and at dontforgetatowel.com under DFAT Comics and you can find links to their Kickstarter on their Facebook Page DFAT Comics. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police b...
Oct 03, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Season M - Ep 1 - “You Are Not Oppressed” Dan and the RocnessMonster ARE BACK having a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC (which is still happening you idiots) to talk trick or treating, conservatives, Trump being insane, Supreme Court noms, what we’ve had going on, delusional Trumpers, Catholic priests, cheerleading, music, being creative to Cuomo rules…stop bitching, trick or treating alternatives, and being a joyless person who watches 90 Day Fiancée. CriticalMass stands with all of the prote...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 27 min
SEASON Q - Finale - “Urine-Filled Water Balloons” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to talk camping, Herman Cain and irony, the useless current administration, Trump, losers in trucks, when things go from joke to serious and disgusting, hypocrites, bible allegory, conspiracy theory, difference of opinion versus racism, how limiting the American Dream really is, built in anti-protesting, guilt for not protesting, election delays, when did we become a theocracy, ...
Aug 03, 2020•1 hr 18 min
SEASON Q - Episode 9 - Ruben Romero- “Cages for Mages” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with Creator/Writer, Ruben Romero. We talk about comic books, Trump, Corona, Florida, selfish people, creating, writing, kickstarter, politics, loving your creations, making something of yourself, mind over matter…and a whole lot of things! Ruben’s Comic Book Credits: Writer/Creator of “The Agency” Co-Creator/Co-Writer of “Inferi” Adapter/Writer of “Prey For Angels” AVAILAB...
Jul 23, 2020•1 hr 17 min
SEASON Q - Episode 8 - KDUBS - “Endearing Andrew with his Cinder Block” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with KDUBBBBS!! We talk about Trump, abortion, female body autonomy, protests, bike riding, televangelists, dumb people, pro-lifers are dumb, shouldn’t feel ashamed, anti-mask idiots, MAGA dudes with tiny dicks, MAGA folks being cowards, cinder blocks. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issu...
Jul 18, 2020•1 hr 15 min
SEASON Q - Episode 7 - “ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to talk about family squabbles, the 4th of July, losing things in the pool, partying and getting older, fireworks accidents, arrest Breonna Taylor’s murderers, why do we celebrate the 4th, celebrate what America COULD be, Washington Redskins, arrest Breonna Taylor’s murderers, MLK, hiding racism, social media, empathy, arrest Breonna Taylor’s KILLERS, #bluelivesmurder, conservative...
Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 15 min
SEASON Q - Episode 6 - “It’s Never OK” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to talk about blackface in media, religion in the media, South Park, Fire Saga, offensive team names and logos, Gary Sanchez, Yes….SPOILER ALERT if you haven’t seen the new Will Ferrell film: Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga. Now on Netflix. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issue with that, unfollow us. People of color ...
Jul 04, 2020•1 hr 4 min
SEASON Q - Episode 5 - Joe - “What Have You Been Watching?” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with their buddy Joe. Here we keep it light. Talking TV, Movies, and stand up comedy. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issue with that, unfollow us. People of color in the United States have dealt with untold amounts of pain. It’s ok not to understand, but it’s not ok to deny this fact. We stand with ...
Jun 19, 2020•1 hr
SEASON Q - Episode 4 - Edgar - “I Cried at the Transcript” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to discuss racism, white privilege, and George Floyd with our friend Edgar Harris. He is creator and host of “Dear White Friends,” which can be found on his page on Facebook. We cannot thank Ed enough for joining us and allowing us to listen, speak with him, and try and help understand. Conversations like this need to keep happening. All of us. CriticalMass stands with ...
Jun 08, 2020•1 hr 30 min
