This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a rosary. Between rants, we build a cursed newsroom: rap stabs, theme scraps, PUTAIN News happens by accident, and then we Ger...
Aug 13, 2025•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 65
What’s inside: Elgato Face Cam Pro nukes five sessions; static massacre + salvage plan. Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0: map kill-switches, right-side stair slowdown, Walking Dead music copyright hits, Michonne VO oddities, bug parade. Hulkamania autopsy: childhood nostalgia vs. Terry Bollea reality. Escalator rage therapy: breathe like Myers, mutter Italian threats, Victor-launch over tourists. The Twins Lore, Pt. 1: 17th-century France witch trials; Charlotte & Victor origin (yes, the chest-m...
Aug 05, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 64
The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale: We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic. Mercury-in-...
Jul 22, 2025•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY! Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, ...
Jul 16, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna...
Jul 08, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Ay yo, listen up . Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly , the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don . Inside this...
Jul 01, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Description: Let’s get one thing straight— this episode is not for Hayley. Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot. In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly , Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens an...
Jun 24, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 59
This week on Camping Them Softly , the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog. Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history , declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.” Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode: Victor m...
Jun 17, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly , the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes. This week? We take you to Wentzville, Missouri —where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape , and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial. The theme? Fat rappers. Lit...
Jun 10, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly —the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight . Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch. Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheese—not crawling around the Fog like some budget-ass nightmare fuel. But we ain’t done... BH...
Jun 03, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation. Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy. Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons c...
May 27, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 55
This week on Camping Them Softly , Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode . Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic. Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players " Choose Your Own Chapter " is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise me." We break down exactly why this is gonna end in flashlight-clicking, bu...
May 20, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!! The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly , the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement. This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghost...
May 13, 2025•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through: Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon XP fiesta The Rift/Archives overhaul – daily, milestone and “Johnny Quest” quests? Nicky calls it anti‑Italian busywork while plotting a garlic‑knot re...
May 06, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folks— Camping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? We’re not using this power for good. This week, The Toxic Teacher rides solo into absolute chaos, declares podcast war, announces a new season without planning it, and celebrates our biggest download day ever with the kind of self-congratulatory screaming that shakes the Entity’s realm. We break down no...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 51
It’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl. The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight . He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with surgical malice, roasts the “Fortnite-ass” quest system, and delivers a heatstroke-inducing rant about the Steady Pulse teaser. Then? He rage-recaps a ...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 50
The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity . Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki , and it’s nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking. Killers? Standing victorious on 4Ks like it's a fucking Roman coliseum. This week, The Toxic Teacher returns from a NYC sabbatical (which he describes as “Ghostface energy with rats”) to rip through DBD forums in real-time, highlighting the catastrophic breakdown of the playe...
Apr 08, 2025•44 min•Season 1Ep. 49
This week on Camping Them Softly , The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow— somehow —that’s not even the dumbest part. Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so Italian it might summon a meatball-based apocalypse, and Koza...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 48
This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID! Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot). Get ready for: 12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t. 4 wild moments while stealing a large machine: mayhem in South Carolina. 7,000 anime trops that I can't stand. AND... 1 song sung by a humanoid snake: WTF? As usual, drop a line if you wa...
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 47
This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties! This episode features: 2 pool technicians! 12 Killer nerfs! 8 Survivor buffs! 50+ chaotic moments! 3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle! 27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress! Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46 deli...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 46
This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!). We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her! This episode features: Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!) Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood. Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift – How did COVID affect DbD's player count? 💀 The Great Content Lull – WHY IS N...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 45
In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable". Festivities include: • Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it’s powered by a dying hamster—but don’t expect any real balance for killer mains. • The Anti-Italian Agenda: Where’s our ghostface with a pinstripe suit? BHVR’s half-assed cosmetic fixes only prove they still hate proper Italian representation. • Matchmaking Mayhem: Explosiv...
Feb 25, 2025•29 min•Season 1Ep. 44
This episode includes: Spaghetti with butter? GROSS! A BIG METAL TOWER? EW! Survivor complaints! Too many to count! AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Feb 11, 2025•57 min•Season 1Ep. 43
In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage! Festivities include: 2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed. 4 wild Italian New Year traditions that defy logic and common sense. 7 hysterical survivor rankings that pinpoint exactly who deserves the worst. 1 epic Nagoya phone fiasco that ties the madness together. Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteache...
Feb 04, 2025•59 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap. Festivities include: 1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners! 4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffle’s quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed. 3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindred’s puzzling impact). 2 Must-Visit Spots in Parsons, Tennessee: An on-the-fly t...
Jan 27, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 41
This episode features: One severely hyped up host 2 good challenge ideas! Over 20 F*cks Quite a few sh*ts One reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN! AND 3 AMAZING AI songs! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Jan 21, 2025•57 min•Season 1Ep. 40
This episode includes: 1 cup of marinara 2 of the best AI songs ever created Approximately 27 airhorn blasts A few thank yous AND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Jan 13, 2025•26 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Almost at a year! This episode features: 1 game shutdown Less than 1 Nicky appearance :( 100 billion survey questions 23 repeated survey questions And THE FIRST SONG OF THE ROCK OPERA! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 38
This episode features: Very little DbD news! Several odd sound issues One 45 year old smoker's voice One terrible take from a "psychologist"! And flowers! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Dec 31, 2024•56 min•Season 1Ep. 37
This episode features: 1 inter-country streamer rivalry 2 so-so patches 17+ mentions of pasta PLUS...SANTA'S FAVORITE DBD KILLER! Also, no WTFATVW this week. I know, you're heartbroken. Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...
Dec 19, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 36