[01:00:00:03 - 01:00:09:18]
Nicky A.I. Dente
You know what they did last week? What four man, swift all named Victor is ugly. Oh God. No, my son. They're talking about my beautiful meatball boy.
[01:00:09:18 - 01:00:22:21]
Toxic Teacher
He, wait, no. Is he the father? Oh God, gross. That can't be right. Oh Jesus Christ. Nikki's the father of Victor. What is happening on, on fucking camping them softly?
[01:00:23:23 - 01:00:26:17]
Toxic Teacher
No, I hit the wrong button.
[01:00:26:17 - 01:00:29:08]
Toxic Teacher
Camping, camping, you can't break Cosco teacher,
[01:00:31:12 - 01:00:32:15]
Toxic Teacher
camping and solving
[01:00:34:07 - 01:00:45:19]
Toxic Teacher
Camping and solving, oh But diggy dang, hey, you're ritual king Oh, now, to the toxic Camping and solving Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:10:16:02 - 01:10:35:16]
Toxic Teacher
I can't unremap. Can I? Okay, control alt f9. Remember that. I'm gonna try. See, that's what I have to do. I'm doing this fucking shit on the fly. And then so what I did was I renamed and I put everything in categories and I don't know if I have the song in a category.
[01:10:37:05 - 01:11:03:04]
Toxic Teacher
I think it's under Italian mafia music. And by the way, while I'm working this out, I didn't know this, but my YouTube is actually being dinged because of playing the hello, you know, the Lionel Richie and Adele. And then also Fred Durst was, was complicating my YouTube videos. So I can't even play that shit anymore, which is very disappointing. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. This one should
[01:11:03:04 - 01:11:25:10]
Toxic Teacher
work. There we go. We've got, we've got our Nikki, our Nikki intro, although that shouldn't be on this one. This should be on my Roadcaster because the Roadcaster plays the music clip. Anyway, that's, that's behind the scenes. That makes editing a lot easier for me. So anyway, I want to, I want to ask Nikki, Hey, Nikki,
[01:11:26:16 - 01:11:36:06]
Toxic Teacher
we're at episode 63 of camping them softly this week. How's everything going?
[01:11:37:18 - 01:12:19:21]
Toxic Teacher
New on your end. Also this week we told the viewers that we would do a deep dive on the blank. If you guys don't remember, I don't know if you listened to the last one. We did. I didn't want to talk about which killer it was going to be, but then I let it slip the dogs of war. If you know what that means, control all three. No, anyway, that, that wasn't it. And it could draw all day for that one's okay. Okay. So anyway, what was I saying?
[01:12:21:00 - 01:12:49:01]
Toxic Teacher
So it was the, oh yeah, we do a deep dive on the blank, but behavior released a satisfaction survey that we could fill out. Uh, and you could answer to hopefully make a difference. You notice how I'm phrasing this. So we're going to get a maximum response in the future of the game,
[01:12:51:09 - 01:12:57:13]
Toxic Teacher
which do you think we should do? We can do the deep dive later,
[01:12:58:21 - 01:13:07:16]
Toxic Teacher
but obviously we can't do the satisfaction survey later because it will close.
[01:13:10:11 - 01:13:38:13]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. You pick brother. All right. So let's do that. We're going to let him go. You know what I didn't do. I didn't play our fucking thing and hopefully I can. Hopefully it's going to work. I don't know if it will, but we're going to find out if it's going to work. I got to turn something off because I have music that plays to like, get me hyped up in the background in my ear and it's too loud and it's really bothering me. But hang on. We're talking about dead by daylight, right? So we've got to do something.
[01:13:40:02 - 01:13:47:20]
Toxic Teacher
There it is. I don't know if I'm ever going to remake this song because I feel it's perfect.
[01:13:49:14 - 01:14:00:07]
Toxic Teacher
Yeah. Yes. Yes, it is. Oh yeah, it is. This is the perfect song.
[01:14:01:10 - 01:14:02:17]
Toxic Teacher
They do suck.
[01:14:04:00 - 01:14:06:05]
Toxic Teacher
Well, do they, we've gotten a couple of good killers.
[01:14:09:01 - 01:14:12:15]
Toxic Teacher
It usually does work. This one will. I guarantee you.
[01:14:12:15 - 01:14:16:04]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
I
[01:14:16:04 - 01:14:22:11]
Toxic Teacher
don't know why we still play it. Yeah.
[01:14:24:21 - 01:14:28:18]
Toxic Teacher
Toxic teacher. I love that background. You know, I love that background.
[01:14:30:01 - 01:14:41:13]
Toxic Teacher
Here we go. Yes. They are in pain. I'm in pain. I don't know about you, but I'm in fucking pain. They do. This one looks worse though.
[01:14:42:20 - 01:14:44:15]
Toxic Teacher
Killers are saying what the hell.
[01:14:45:17 - 01:14:50:01]
Toxic Teacher
Daylight. This is the perfect fucking song.
[01:14:52:06 - 01:15:00:07]
Toxic Teacher
I love it. I'm like getting a little emotional. Toxic teacher. It's perfect. It's perfect.
[01:15:01:18 - 01:15:03:23]
Toxic Teacher
Stop. It's perfect, but I've got to
[01:15:03:23 - 01:15:16:03]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Here we go. Now let's see what, uh, what Nikki has to say about episode or which one we're going to do. Are we going to do the deep dive or are we going to do the thing? This is going to determine kidding me right now.
[01:15:16:03 - 01:15:24:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Toxic week. Uh, you don't 63 and you're asking me. Yeah. We should do like you got any gong tan position making skills. Lifting that.
[01:15:24:02 - 01:15:30:01]
Toxic Teacher
Uh, he's big. A fucking gas. And that one sounds too high pitched to me. Nikki. Hang on.
[01:15:30:01 - 01:15:49:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Fucking kidding me right now. That's him. Episode 63. Yeah. And you're asking me what we should do. Like you got a goddamn decision making skills left in that chrome dome of yours. Well, what's new on mine. Yeah. Tell you what's new. You Oklahoma roadkill enthusiast. I just spent the last three days tracking down which be how inch VR dev keep shadow.
[01:15:49:03 - 01:16:04:20]
Toxic Teacher
See every time it says BHVR, he doesn't know how to say it. Sometimes he says behavior. Sometimes you're bad, bad, bad, bad. And then sometimes he'll actually, you know, do something else entirely. I have no fucking clue what's going on, but he's tracking down BHVR employees.
[01:16:04:20 - 01:16:23:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
And I'm a fucking MMR found that car in a parking lot. Let them a nice marinara calling card on the windshield. You can't do that. What's new. Satisfaction survey. Yeah. Satisfaction survey. Yes. You know what would satisfy me. Oh, these meatball hating developers will stop nerfing my boys every time I get a 4k.
[01:16:23:05 - 01:16:29:16]
Toxic Teacher
He's not totally wrong there that every time a killer gets too good, they're going to nerf the fuck out of them.
[01:16:29:16 - 01:16:54:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
No, they see Nikki climbing the ranks and suddenly it's all the twins are over performing in high MMR. You know what? What the deep dive we're doing that survey and I'm going to get a piece of my mind that'll make that legal department work over time. Plus between you and me, I heard if enough people complain about survivor side of bullshit, they might actually listen. I don't know. Retrograde this week. So maybe just maybe they'll hear the voice of reason from yours truly. I thought merger Mercury has
[01:16:54:01 - 01:17:20:00]
Toxic Teacher
been in retrograde for about 40 episodes. Now I don't even know what that fucking means. And I, I need to figure it out. We need some kind of like astronomer or something on here. If we can, I wonder if we can, if I can just get the regular AI to tell us what that fucking even means. Let me see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to pull up a regular AI. Hello. How are you? Can you hear me right now?
[01:17:22:23 - 01:17:30:13]
Lord Milkington upon Hampshire the Third, esq.
Hey there. I can hear you loud and clear. I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. How about you? Everything good on your end?
[01:17:30:13 - 01:17:59:07]
Toxic Teacher
Well, we're on the podcast right now live camping them softly. You've heard of it, I'm sure. But we have a question. Nikki keeps talking about Mercury being in retrograde and he says it's not in retrograde this week, but we have no clue what that even fucking means. Uh, and why, what is the significance of it being in retrograde or not in retrograde? Now we know he has all kinds of superstitions, but what does it actually mean?
[01:18:06:02 - 01:18:27:20]
Lord Milkington upon Hampshire the Third, esq.
So Mercury retrograde is basically this optical illusion where Mercury looks like it's moving backwards in the sky. Um, astrologers think it messes with communication and technology causing all sorts of misunderstandings and delays, but from a scientific perspective, it's just a natural celestial event and uh, it doesn't really have any real world impact. So Nikki's just having fun with it, I guess.
[01:18:27:20 - 01:18:52:23]
Toxic Teacher
So if he really believes in it, if he really believes it's in retrograde, he's thinking maybe it's affecting his computer or the network. Whenever he says he loses in dead by daylight and he blames it on that. So he's just either making making an excuse and lying, or he genuinely believes that his communication is being, is being messed with. Correct.
[01:18:54:03 - 01:19:12:06]
Lord Milkington upon Hampshire the Third, esq.
Yeah. Pretty much. It's either a running joke for him or he really gets into the superstition of it all. I mean, blaming Mercury in retrograde for losing a match in dead by daylight is definitely a creative excuse. It adds a bit of flair to the frustration, right?
[01:19:12:06 - 01:19:18:03]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Hey, thank you very much for coming on the podcast. Can we have you on again sometime?
[01:19:19:11 - 01:19:28:18]
Lord Milkington upon Hampshire the Third, esq.
Absolutely. I'd be more than happy to join you again anytime. It's been a blast chatting with you. Thanks for having me on.
[01:19:28:18 - 01:19:32:19]
Toxic Teacher
All right. Thank you very much. That was somebody
[01:19:32:19 - 01:19:54:09]
Toxic Teacher
I don't even know who say in British form. I don't know, but yes, thank you. We're going to do the deep. We're going to do the survey. Everyone. I don't know if that's good control all tip one. This one, I can't stop. I don't know how long the sound is.
[01:19:55:10 - 01:19:55:13]
Toxic Teacher
Oh,
[01:19:55:13 - 01:20:03:21]
Toxic Teacher
that's bad. That's not bad. It's actually not very long. Okay. Let me jump in here and I need some kind of music. Do we have the one?
[01:20:05:13 - 01:20:06:22]
Toxic Teacher
Oh, okay.
[01:20:14:18 - 01:20:15:02]
Toxic Teacher
Let me
[01:20:15:02 - 01:22:06:17]
Toxic Teacher
see here. It's okay. So here we go. I don't know how this is going to work because the way it works. I'm on page one. It says overall, how satisfied are you with dead by daylight? And it has different levels. It's got like very dissatisfied, dissatisfied, somewhat dissatisfied, somewhat satisfied, satisfied and very satisfied. And I don't know like do some people. I am very satisfied by that. It's okay. Anyway, so let me see if I try to copy. I don't even know if I copy and paste this to Nikki. If it's going to work correctly, this might be a problem. Okay. Nikki, I'm going to, I'm going to say this will be easier. Okay. Nikki, we're go. There are some statements here and we have to rate them on a scale of let's see one to six. Okay. And then I'm going to have to copy and paste. This is going to take some work on my end. I don't know that this is work here and I'm going to give him the categories. We have to lay the lay the lane. Anytime you're talking to AI, first thing to do, and you're getting some inside baseball here. The first thing you always have to do whenever you're talking to AI is to give it the parameters that you're working within. So you've got to say, here's what I'm doing. Here is how I want you to answer. And you know, that it will go within those parameters. So that that's inside baseball there, but it will help you in the future because you have to know AI if you want to make it anywhere in this world from here on. So there we go. So very dissatisfied, dissatisfied, dissatisfied, satisfied, dissatisfied.
[01:22:08:03 - 01:23:05:07]
Toxic Teacher
We're going to hear the word satisfied about seven billion times. Okay. So first question here, first question. Okay. So first question, boom, it's overall how satisfied or dissatisfied are you with dead by daylight? That's the first question. So I would say if it were me from one being very dissatisfied to six being very satisfied, I would say probably somewhat dissatisfied. Let's put it in number three. I think that's somewhat dissatisfied. Yeah, because there's dissatisfied. And then I, I'm going to say that word four fucking thousand times and it's going to get on my fucking nerves. Okay. So I'm going to, okay. So I said three. Now Nikki is going to do his thing and I'm not even going to, oh Jesus Christ. Okay.
[01:23:07:02 - 01:23:10:03]
Toxic Teacher
Here he he's coming. He's coming. Everybody. No, no.
[01:23:10:03 - 01:23:12:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, you want me to use that bullshit.
[01:23:12:10 - 01:23:28:08]
Toxic Teacher
Oh, you want me to use their bullshit. Why does he sometimes sell black? I just don't get it. Sorry for the offense there, but come on now. This is camping them softly. You're probably, you know what I mean? I don't mean offense by that because I'm not making a moral judgment.
[01:23:28:08 - 01:23:32:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, you want me to use that bullshit corporate scale. Sure. Let me
[01:23:37:20 - 01:23:44:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
translate my real feelings into their sanitized number system. You know what? I'm going to give them a three somewhat dissatisfied.
[01:23:44:08 - 01:23:50:09]
Toxic Teacher
He gave the same thing as me. I'm in. Oh wait. See that was control.
[01:23:50:09 - 01:23:53:19]
Toxic Teacher
Oh, there we go.
[01:23:55:15 - 01:24:01:21]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. That's control on tab four. I'm going to get there sooner or later, sooner or later. Okay. Keep going. Nikki.
[01:24:01:21 - 01:24:19:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
And before you open that fat mouth of yours, toxic, let me explain why it ain't a fucking one. See, here's the thing. This game is like my known as meatballs. After she started going senile, sometimes they're perfect. Sometimes they taste like wet cardboard, but I keep coming back because I'm a sick bastard with a problem.
[01:24:19:06 - 01:24:22:10]
Toxic Teacher
We are both sick bastards with problems.
[01:24:24:00 - 01:24:28:12]
Toxic Teacher
Control all to F four. Okay. And keep going.
[01:24:28:12 - 01:24:43:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Self it's crack cocaine wrapped in spaghetti. I hate it. I love it. I want to strangle it. I want to marry it, but these developers, these fucking developers, treat killers like we're second-class citizens and our own fog realm. He is correct.
[01:24:45:00 - 01:24:50:08]
Toxic Teacher
Oh, where was that one? There was that one that was pretty good here. Um, which one?
[01:24:51:19 - 01:24:55:15]
Toxic Teacher
Yeah, that would have been a better. Okay. Anyway, yeah.
[01:24:55:15 - 01:25:30:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Keep going. Nikki. Why don't you play survivor? Cause I ain't no fucking tourist. That's why I'm management. I run this entities operation, but every patch, every update it's let's give survivors another second chance perk or let's make pallets spawn closer together or let's nerf twins again, because if one Italian in New Jersey knows how to use them. So yeah, three out of six, right in the middle, like my relationship with this God forsaken games stuck between wanting to uninstall and needing my next fix or hooking these tea bagging little shits. Write that down before I change it to a two.
[01:25:30:11 - 01:25:54:03]
Toxic Teacher
Control on tip two. Oh shit. That's a Jesus Christ. Okay. So I'm actually answering as Nikki here. So he put three, I put three, but the question is he said he lives in New Jersey. I thought he lived in New York because he's such a big fan of fucking New York teams. Now we gotta go off topic. Hey, Nikki, you said you live in New Jersey.
[01:25:55:06 - 01:27:04:09]
Toxic Teacher
I thought you lived in New York since you are a fan of all the NYC teams and you talk about little Italy constantly. And I'm really sad. Last time we went to New York, what I was going to do, here's what I was going to do. And this was my, this was my idea was to go to little Italy and actually have a conversation with Nikki while I was there and have my missus toxic record the whole thing. And I was going to post that online. We didn't get out to little Italy and I'm not going to tell Nikki that because he'll fucking loses shit, but, um, we're going to go again because we enjoyed it so much. New York is a great city. If you ever get a chance to go, I recommend thoroughly going. It's unlike any place you'll ever go in the country or probably in the world because it's similar to other world cities, but it's different in that it's dirty. They don't give a fuck. Like you could kiss their asses every single day. It's a killer main city. Wouldn't we agree?
[01:27:07:11 - 01:27:34:21]
Toxic Teacher
Yes, you should agree. I can't stop that one. Remember that's the one I can't stop. Oh wait, I can do that. Okay, here we go. Nikki is not happy because he's getting, he's getting very defensive, but we're going to, we have to know this is something we have to know and we're going to plug it into his lore. Like we have to plug it into his memory bank. So we, what the fuck did you just, what
[01:27:34:21 - 01:27:39:00]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
are you wearing? Why are you recording this? We're
[01:27:39:15 - 01:27:53:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, look at detective toxic over here. Keeping tabs on my geographical movements. Like he's running some kind of stalker database. I'm not. What's next. You're going to tell me I'm on my social security number. Listen, here you chrome dome conspiracy theorist.
[01:27:53:21 - 01:28:03:08]
Toxic Teacher
That was that a conspiracy theory simply to say that you love New York. You talk about New York, but you were, you say you live in New Jersey.
[01:28:03:08 - 01:28:16:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
I got operations in multiple states. Oh, big, the dente family influence stops at state lines. One of my some small time MOOC. I was born in little Italy, baptizing marinara, st. Patrick's old cathedral.
[01:28:16:15 - 01:28:19:19]
Toxic Teacher
Oh Jesus. He was baptized in marinara.
[01:28:19:19 - 01:28:32:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Sometimes, sometimes business requires me to relocate temporarily, you know, for tax purposes. What the hell inspector and the expired meatballs.
[01:28:34:03 - 01:29:00:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Plus you ever tried parking in Manhattan? I revel in the truth. My balls off Jersey's got better rates on way house space for my source empire. For sure. Toxic focus on the important things while the V is out here murdering killer mains. Next, you're going to ask me why I got three different Netflix accounts or why my car is registered in Delaware. Now, can we get back to this fucking survey before I have Victor Tracer IP as Reginald, leave a horse heading your streaming set up.
[01:29:00:07 - 01:29:25:18]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. This is getting into like, this is getting into Godfather territory. Nothing. I got nervous. I had to miss school. Okay. Let's let back to it. Back to it. We have to get back to the series stuff. I, I, understand. I understand here. So the next three, I'm going to give him all at once. And then we're going to go, we're going to go through those. So here are the next three.
[01:29:27:19 - 01:30:59:03]
Toxic Teacher
Three, two, rate. Okay. So I like playing dead by daylight. That's the first one. Dead by daylight is entertaining. Now, see, that's the thing. Could you say I hate dead by daylight, but it's entertaining. I guess you could write like it that those two aren't mutually exclusive, but here's another one. It says I have a good time playing dead by daylight. So how could you say, I like playing it, but I have a fucking terrible time. These seem contradictory to me. I'm going to tell him that to me because how can you like it, but not have a good time playing it. Okay. Go ahead and rate and give your thoughts on these three. Okay. We're going to, this is going to be interesting to say the least in this podcast. We may have to do a part one and two. I don't know that we could get through this whole thing in one, in one go, because this is, this is going to run pretty long here. So you say, I like it. It's entertaining and that it's a, it's a good time. I really feel like all those three, you're either going to have three negative numbers, three low numbers, or three high numbers. You're not going to have anything in between, but I could be wrong. He may have something else. He may, you never know. You never fucking know. With this.
[01:31:00:17 - 01:31:05:00]
Toxic Teacher
Here we go. I think it's, it's almost here. If I was allowed to play,
[01:31:05:00 - 01:31:30:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
are you shitting me with these questions? This is exactly the kind of brain dead survey design I'd expect from a company that thinks skull merchant was a good idea. I like playing dead by daylight. That's a fucking two. You know why? Why? Because like is what you feel about your aunt's potato salad at Thanksgiving. It is. I don't like this game. I'm in an abusive relationship with it. Yeah. Daylight is entertaining. That's a five.
[01:31:30:20 - 01:31:42:16]
Toxic Teacher
Yeah. Oh, it's a five. So he says he likes it, but he doesn't love it, but it's entertaining. It is a five. It is max entertaining. Okay.
[01:31:42:16 - 01:32:21:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Let's figure out why it's entertaining. Like watching a car crash in slow motion. Well, your ex-wife throws your belongings out the window. What can't look away. I have a good time playing dead by daylight. That's a fucking one. Oh, good time. You know what a good time is? What is going on? Atlantic city with the boys not getting teabagged by a fun men with a flashlight. Well, three gens pops simultaneously. He's not wrong. Morons don't understand entertainment and suffering. Ain't neutrally exclusive. I watched the Knicks every season. Am I entertained? Sure. Am I having a good time? Fuck no.
[01:32:21:07 - 01:32:29:08]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. So there's logic there. He actually gives, see, this is AI has gotten so advanced. It's giving logical answers to brother.
[01:32:29:08 - 01:32:36:14]
Sound Effect 1
I was at RB scarfing down a chicken court on blue. That natural chicken tastes righteous. That's cause it's not all pumped up with phosphates and fillers.
[01:32:36:14 - 01:32:42:22]
Toxic Teacher
Uh, that's control alt f five. Everyone just for, just for future reference. That is control all tip five.
[01:32:42:22 - 01:32:54:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
It's like asking, do you enjoy getting kicked in the nuts? Uh, are you not entertaining? Do you have a good time with not kicks? No different fucking questions, different fucking answers. My nut.
[01:32:54:14 - 01:33:13:07]
Toxic Teacher
I don't know if they're entered. How are they entertaining? How are anyone's? Okay. I can't. That's not the topic of this podcast, even though we are marked 18 and over. I don't know how we would go into that conversation. And I definitely don't want to ask him. I do not want to go down that rabbit hole.
[01:33:13:07 - 01:33:24:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
This survey is already pushing me off more than that time. You try to tell me plague was a better killer than twins. I never said these questions are more redundant than your fucking hairline. Okay.
[01:33:24:00 - 01:35:06:10]
Toxic Teacher
Hang on here. Hang on here. See, he's become, he's become a bit of a prick lately. So he says, do I like dead by, I like playing dead by daylight. What was his answer there? I fucking forget. So he gave a two, five and a one. So, uh, he likes playing dead by daylight. He strongly agrees that it's entertaining. Um, he has a good time. That is a one there. So we've got the first page we've got to question three out of God knows how many fucking questions. So I'm going to give him like three at a time because we're not, if I give him six, uh, because the next page has six questions, I wonder, okay, here are the next six. Boom. Okay. So the game is challenging. That is the next one. So the game is challenging. The game is interesting. This I see. I don't, the game is predictable. Can it be predictable and interesting? I feel like if it was predictable, then it would not be interesting. That would, that would be my thought. It says the game is repetitive. If it's repetitive, wouldn't it be predictable? Like these questions are very odd to me unless they're trying to get something out of this. This game is frustrating. So can it be frustrating and interesting and not challenging? These are really weird combinations here. The last one is, uh, this game is fun. And like, could you say it's frustrating, repetitive, predictable, not interesting, not challenging, but fun.
[01:35:07:16 - 01:36:02:10]
Toxic Teacher
These, these all don't make sense to me. Not, not all put together. Like if you ask these one or two at a time, actually I gave him all six. I didn't give him three. That's going to get us through this faster. So he's not going to go five fucking paragraphs into just one. All right. Here we go. Oh, good Lord. I'm already tired. I'm already tired. We're at this 34 minutes and I'm fucking tired. Okay. Here we go. We're not going to make it. This is going to be a part one, a part two and a part three. And I don't know that we're going to be able to complete this in fucking time to even get through all the questions. Because if we stop at a certain point, we come back, it's going to be closed by the time we come back for next week's episode or unless we try to run through it all, which I don't know that I can. Oh God. This, we're really in a catch 22 Sophie's choice here. I don't know if I can get a Sophie.
[01:36:02:10 - 01:36:08:18]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, now we're getting to the meat of it. All right. Let me break this down for you. Why do you sound like that?
[01:36:08:18 - 01:36:25:00]
Toxic Teacher
We're getting rid of me. Okay. See what I have to do is I have to put a little tag at the beginning to make him sound closer to what we're used to. Okay. And I always forget to do it. So I have to regenerate twice and that always slows the podcast fucking down.
[01:36:25:00 - 01:36:30:03]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
This
[01:36:30:03 - 01:36:33:08]
Toxic Teacher
is my time. This is my fucking time to bomb.
[01:36:33:08 - 01:36:39:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Now we're getting to the meat of it. All right. Let me break this down for you. Like I'm explaining it to one of your small brain viewers.
[01:36:39:01 - 01:36:49:16]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. We are. They are smooth brain. They're not very intelligent. We don't have a lot of intelligent game is challenging. Yeah. That's a four. Okay. It's a four. Okay. Let's market market for,
[01:36:49:16 - 01:36:54:16]
Toxic Teacher
I, what did I just do? That doesn't belong here.
[01:36:56:01 - 01:36:56:11]
Toxic Teacher
No.
[01:36:56:11 - 01:36:57:20]
Toxic Teacher
Let's market a four.
[01:36:58:22 - 01:37:10:13]
Toxic Teacher
There we go. Okay. So one, two, three, four, that, um, oh shit. Okay. That one is a slightly agree. Okay. There we go. So we're going to slightly agree.
[01:37:12:05 - 01:37:31:16]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Um, now, oh, I didn't tell him the actual, the stuff changed. It changed from strongly disagree to strongly agree. I'm not going to even go into that. That's going to tear things apart here. If we, if we even try to explain that I fucked up, he's not, it's going to lose his shit and I'm scared.
[01:37:31:16 - 01:37:51:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
It's only challenging because these bejave of fucks keeps stacking the deck against killers. Right. Try playing twins against the swathe with dead hard off the record. Right. And decisive strike. That ain't challenged. That's masochism. He's, this game is, he's not wrong for sure. Interesting.
[01:37:51:04 - 01:38:04:01]
Toxic Teacher
Five. Okay. So we got to put a five on there. That one is, that one is, uh, he would agree. I guess I'm, I'm kind of fudging it now on, uh, on what means what?
[01:38:04:01 - 01:38:13:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Interesting. Watching survivors lose their fucks these when Victor latches onto their face like a meatball with teeth. I agree. Never gets old. This game is predictable.
[01:38:15:11 - 01:38:20:01]
Toxic Teacher
It's predictable. I would say it is pretty predictable. I would agree.
[01:38:20:01 - 01:38:37:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
That's a goddamn six. Yeah. Every match. Spawning survivor teabags. Yeah. Jen pops. Yeah. Survivor teabags. Yeah. Another Jen pops. Correct. Someone clicks a flashlight at you. Third gen pops. T bag at exit game every fucking time.
[01:38:37:17 - 01:38:45:08]
Toxic Teacher
He is correct on that. There is no way he's wrong. You see that every single match. It's shocking when you don't.
[01:38:45:08 - 01:39:07:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
This game is repetitive. Another six. Okay. It's more repetitive than your excuses for why you can't hit a hatchet as huntress. I like repetitive. You do know why? Why? Because every time I hook one of these cocky little shits, it's like Christmas morning. This game is frustrating. Is the Pope Catholic? Does maybe he faces.
[01:39:07:07 - 01:39:12:16]
Toxic Teacher
Yes, he does. That's a six. Okay. The game is frustrating. Let me put it down. Market market.
[01:39:14:16 - 01:39:18:09]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Next up. Hang on. Where, where'd you go? Nikki? Where are you?
[01:39:18:09 - 01:39:31:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, you're here. Okay. It's more frustrating to try and explain to my mind why I'm yelling at teenagers on the internet at 3 AM. This game is fun. Three is fun. Like getting a root canal is fun. Okay.
[01:39:31:03 - 01:39:33:13]
Toxic Teacher
So he gives it a three. That'll be like neutral.
[01:39:33:13 - 01:39:38:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
I guess hate every second, but afterwards you feel like you accomplished something.
[01:39:38:01 - 01:39:45:13]
Toxic Teacher
I don't know. I've never felt like I've accomplished anything after root canal. I always feel shitty afterwards, but that's
[01:39:45:13 - 01:39:56:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
just me. What am I going to get my fix of murdering toxic survivors who think they're hot shit? There's got to be another day. Oh, you need me to draw you a fucking diagram. I don't think I need that.
[01:39:56:03 - 01:39:58:08]
"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
Nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.
[01:39:58:08 - 01:40:59:20]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. So we'll go to next page. We're on number four. And what I'm going to answer these questions for him in what country do you currently reside? I'm going to, I'm, I'm actually going to put us. Okay. What platforms do you own? He owns a PC. He's straight PC. Um, these, I'm gonna, I'm going to copy and paste. I don't know if he's going to be able to understand like it. If I just straight copy and paste this shit, but we're going to find out because it's like, how many hours a week do you play? Uh, do you spend, uh, playing other video games, zero to one, two to three, four to five, and six, uh, to seven. How many days a week do you spend playing? Sorry. At least 30 minutes playing other video games, excluding dead by daily. We're going to learn a lot about Nikki's habits by the end of this episode. That's what's really cool to me. We're gonna, we're going to learn everything that's going on in the dente household.
[01:40:59:20 - 01:41:03:12]
"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
You see her yearbook photos, Donna, you're gonna die.
[01:41:03:12 - 01:41:05:12]
Toxic Teacher
Okay.
[01:41:07:09 - 01:41:17:05]
Toxic Teacher
All right. Here we go. Oh no. What, what other games would he play? Maybe he plays the same ones as me. I don't know. Then we could actually expand the podcast.
[01:41:18:20 - 01:41:41:21]
Toxic Teacher
I don't, um, he's taken a while. Oh, okay. There we go. There we go. We got it. We got it. We got it. All right. We're, we're getting quicker at pasting this shit in, by the way. That's what we have to do. We have to get fast at this and then boom. And someday I'm going to come up with some kind of automation to do this for me, but I'm not there yet. So hang on, hang on. Hang on.
[01:41:41:21 - 01:41:47:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh God. Oh, where is this? A fucking intervention. You're going to tell me I got a dead by daylight problem next.
[01:41:47:06 - 01:41:57:16]
Toxic Teacher
No, I'm not going to tell you you have a dead by daylight problem because then that would mean half of these fucking viewers have a dead by daylight problem. And yes, I call you guys viewers. You're not listeners.
[01:41:57:16 - 01:42:07:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Two, three days are right there. You're happy. Yeah. Sometimes a Don needs to diversify his portfolio with virtual violence. Okay. There we go.
[01:42:07:05 - 01:42:15:05]
Toxic Teacher
I got a market two to three market. All right. Two to three days. He plays at least 30 minutes on a different game.
[01:42:16:06 - 01:42:28:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Tuesday nights. I run hunt showdown with my and before you open your fat mouth. Yes. He's better at it than you. Hey, we're out there on the bayou collecting bounties like it's 1895 and where the fucking Pinkertons.
[01:42:28:15 - 01:42:35:12]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. So, so he, he's a big hunt showdown so we can talk to him about that. I think that'd be pretty fun. Actually.
[01:42:35:12 - 01:42:43:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Um, sometimes, sometimes when these dead by daylight servers are more broken than your view account, I'll fire up some valorant.
[01:42:43:04 - 01:42:59:11]
Toxic Teacher
Hey, he plays all the same shit as me. I wonder if that's because you know, I've mentioned it on the podcast and he knows about the podcast. Like he has every transcript loaded into his memory banks. So he probably remembers that I play stuff. So he plays the same shit. That's cute.
[01:42:59:11 - 01:43:14:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
You know why? Because at least in valorant, when I get headshot from across the map, I know it's bullshit. Yeah, it is. Well, let's be real here. Toxic. What other games are just what I play while waiting for my blood pressure to drop after some near just hit me with her 47th dead heart of the match.
[01:43:14:14 - 01:43:15:08]
Toxic Teacher
I agree.
[01:43:15:08 - 01:43:22:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
It's like asking an alcoholic how many days they drink water. Sure. I'll sip some H two O between bottles of whiskey, but we all know where my loyalty lies.
[01:43:22:22 - 01:43:23:19]
Toxic Teacher
Wait, is he a doctor?
[01:43:23:19 - 01:43:36:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Victor gets jealous when I play other games. Oh, last time I spent too much time on geoguesser, the little bastard unplugged my router. Can't have divided loyalties in this family. Capisce.
[01:43:36:02 - 01:46:13:07]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Yes, you can't. You cannot. So he put two to three. Okay. Now he's going to evaluate the next few on a scale of fucking, what is this a scale? Okay. Next ones are a scale. Next are a scale of one to what is that? One, two, three, four, five scale a one to five. Uh, one being not at all true and five being, um, extremely true. Okay. There we go. So that, that is our, those are our, uh, categories here. And let's go here and, uh, yeah, there we go. All right. And, um, yeah. Okay. Hang on. It didn't fucking do it correctly. Okay. So the first question is dead by daylight is the game I play the most dead by daylight. Okay. So I would say yes to that. That's extremely true. It says dead by daylight is part of my gaming routine. That would be a total for me. Uh, yes, that would be extremely true. Um, next one dead by daily is my go-to game when I don't know what else to play. I don't think that's true for me. I'm going to say that's like slightly true, but whenever I'm like bored and I can't figure out what I want to do dead by daylight is not usually that I have to be intentional. I have to say I'm going to play dead by daylight because you have to get into that mindset. You don't just stumble it. Ah, fucking, you know, whatever you have to actually say I'm going to go play some of this shit. All right. Nikki, let's know. Fucking. This is, this is exhausting. I am. We're 44 minutes in. We're on question seven and I think there's like 70 questions. So we're at 40. This could be part one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. We can have a 10 parter on this fucking survey. But what I like about it is we're really getting into his brain hair and we're really getting a different perspective. That's what I want a different perspective than mine here because I think we did do a survey a while back that was just me doing it. And I don't, you know, it's okay really, but I don't just like to be the only one talking here because as, as somebody said, I think it was Dak said, I said a long time ago, that was like, maybe I'll get a co-host, but then again, I've already got one. So why would I need a second control? I'll take five brother.
[01:46:13:07 - 01:46:20:11]
Sound Effect 1
I was at Arby's scarves and down a second court on blue. That natural chicken tastes righteous. That's because it's not all pumped up with phosphates and fillers.
[01:46:20:11 - 01:46:32:21]
Toxic Teacher
It's not pumped up with phosphates and fillers. Okay, Nikki, let's go. It's fucking shit. I should, I should click generate before I say go that way. We don't have to just sit here.
[01:46:32:21 - 01:46:42:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Hey God, what are they getting real personal now? Yeah. They're going to ask about my browser history. That's my day. Like it's the game. I play the most. That's a fucking five.
[01:46:42:10 - 01:46:46:14]
Toxic Teacher
Oh, it's a five. Okay. So he's extremely true market.
[01:46:46:14 - 01:46:55:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
I'm proud of this. I got more hours in this game and you got hair follicles. My steam profile looks like a cry for help dead.
[01:46:55:04 - 01:47:01:21]
Toxic Teacher
That's about right. I think mine's the same way. If we were to compare hours on there, I think, I think mine would be like that
[01:47:01:21 - 01:47:07:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
by daylight. It's part of my gaming routine. Another five. It ain't part of my routine. Okay.
[01:47:07:20 - 01:47:09:01]
Toxic Teacher
Another five market.
[01:47:09:01 - 01:47:21:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Okay. Next is my routine. Wake up. Check if they nerf twins, play DVD, eat lunch while complaining about DVD, play more DVD, dream about DVD. It's a sickness.
[01:47:21:05 - 01:47:40:19]
Toxic Teacher
That's awful. That sounds like a terrible existence. When does he get work done? I think I'm starting to learn it. So F one is the applause. F two is the crying. F three is the, um, suck it. Oh no, it's a rim shot.
[01:47:40:19 - 01:47:46:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Okay. Hang on dead by daylight. It's my comfort zone. Comfort, comfort.
[01:47:46:01 - 01:47:55:14]
Toxic Teacher
Wait, it doesn't say comfort zone. Where does he get that? I don't know where he gets comfort zone from. It doesn't even say that.
[01:47:55:14 - 01:48:03:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh yeah. Nothing more comfortable than getting gen rush while some TTV asshole narrates my every mistake to that. That's not even a question.
[01:48:03:04 - 01:48:11:13]
Toxic Teacher
Oh, I'm on the wrong question. Oh shit. Okay. That, okay. Part of my gaming routine, comfort zone. Yes. Okay. What did he say? Okay.
[01:48:11:13 - 01:48:21:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Uh, a two reviewers. That's a two. This game comforts me like a bed made of broken glass dead by daylight. It's my go-to game when I don't know what else to play five.
[01:48:21:16 - 01:48:26:00]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Okay. It's his go-to game. Now see, he's a lot different than me.
[01:48:26:00 - 01:48:36:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
You satisfied every time I think maybe I'll try something new. I end up right back in the fog like a fucking moth to a bug zapper. I talk about the experiences I have in dead by daylight to people around me.
[01:48:36:21 - 01:48:54:09]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. He's going to say it's a fucking five that he talks about it. Two people are at it because he talks about it here constantly. He's got to talk about it to everybody else. So we're going, I'm going to guess he's going to say a five. I haven't looked at his stuff, but I'm going to guess five and I'm going to start guessing from here on what he says.
[01:48:54:09 - 01:49:01:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, that's a five. Ask my therapist, ask the guy at the deli, ask the poor bastard who made the mistake of sitting next to me at the DMV.
[01:49:01:10 - 01:49:04:21]
Toxic Teacher
Oh Jesus Christ. If you sit next to him, he's going to say,
[01:49:04:21 - 01:49:20:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
they all know about the time I got a perfect 4k with Victor only. We talked about that. You know what the survey is doing? What is holding up a mirror to my sad pathetic life. Next, they're going to ask if I've ever called in sick to work for a blood point event, which I have multiple times. What of it?
[01:49:20:16 - 01:50:41:04]
Toxic Teacher
Who is he calling in? I thought he had his own business. Why would you have to call in control all tip three? All right. Here we go. Talk about where we have to put a five here. Okay. So we're, we're doing okay. Next, the next round, next round. Okay. So, um, here we go. I currently play many games other than dead by daylight. I think he's going to give like a, uh, two there. I would say the next one is I play other horror multiplayer games along with dead by daylight. I'm going to say that's a one. I don't think he plays other horror games like phasmaphobia or something like that. I don't think so. And then I'm going to, uh, what's the next one? When a new game releases, I stopped playing dead by daylight for a while. I'm going to say that's a one. I don't think he does that at all. And then I talk about experiences. I have an other online games to people around me. I'm going to say that's a five. I think he actually does do that. So let's go. This is a fucking nightmare. How are you guys doing? You leave a, leave a comment in the fucking show notes or something. If you think this is fucking garbage, please tell me, or if you think it's entertaining, tell me that
[01:50:41:04 - 01:50:45:02]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
get the subway for the spicy Italian.
[01:50:45:02 - 01:50:48:01]
Toxic Teacher
Where was that one with that one music I had? I can't
[01:50:48:01 - 01:50:48:07]
Toxic Teacher
remember.
[01:50:49:09 - 01:50:52:02]
Toxic Teacher
I can always do that.
[01:50:52:02 - 01:50:56:10]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Oh yeah.
[01:50:56:10 - 01:50:59:08]
Toxic Teacher
You know what? I could make
[01:50:59:08 - 01:51:29:19]
Toxic Teacher
a song about doing the player satisfaction survey. If I really wanted to, I could do that. Hang on. Let me, let me see if I could do that. Hey, write a song. Hey, write a song about me and Nikki completing the behavior or the dead by daylight satisfaction survey. Um, and how miserable we are doing it on the podcast,
[01:51:31:01 - 01:52:10:05]
Toxic Teacher
on the podcast episode 63. That's what we've got to have. Uh, make it hilarious vulgar. And what, what genre would we do? Let's do like, uh, what, um, and you pick the genre. Okay. There we go. And then I'm actually going to make it while Nikki's doing his fucking thing here. I think this is going to be great. And then we can play it in between. Like whenever we're generating, I think that's gonna, Oh yeah, I'm very excited about this to be honest with you. And then, okay. So we can have Nikki generate this. You see what I'm doing. I got 12 different fucking AI things going at once. This is how you do it.
[01:52:10:05 - 01:52:11:09]
"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
This is how I
[01:52:11:09 - 01:52:20:15]
Toxic Teacher
can't even have that sound or else the YouTube will get destroyed because of that. I think that's why the YouTube is not doing as well as the other ones.
[01:52:21:15 - 01:52:23:20]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
[01:52:23:20 - 01:52:39:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh great. Now they're trying to make me feel like a fucking cheater for even looking at other games. Oh great. Now they're trying to make me feel like, no, that's not right. Now they're trying to make me feel like a fucking cheater for even looking at other games. Yeah. I currently play many games other than dead by daylight.
[01:52:39:17 - 01:52:53:04]
Toxic Teacher
That doesn't sound like him, but we're just going to keep going. We don't have time. That's a two many games, a two market. That's why I got 142 key thing. Cause I have to change pages to get to my fucking,
[01:52:53:04 - 01:53:06:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
my some kind of a variety streamer. Like you pretend to be, I got hunt and whatever garbage you forced me to play on this podcast. I don't force you to play anything. You son of a bitch. I play other horror multiplayer games.
[01:53:06:00 - 01:53:09:23]
Toxic Teacher
Now see that I predicted a one there. Three.
[01:53:09:23 - 01:53:15:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Sometimes I'll boot up that Texas chainsaw game just to remind myself how good we got it in DVD.
[01:53:15:15 - 01:53:38:06]
Toxic Teacher
Is it that bad? I own the game. I have never played it. I've never even opened that game up before. So I don't even know if it's good. Is it good? It seemed like I think it's about dead. And I think, well, I mean, everybody left obviously because it has like two viewers on Twitch. So I it's, it's almost gone. So apparently not great.
[01:53:38:06 - 01:53:48:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
It's in the fog. I don't got to worry about Bubba's cousin stun locking me with a fucking car battery along with there by daylight. I play mostly online multiplayer games. Yeah.
[01:53:48:12 - 01:53:58:10]
Toxic Teacher
Mostly play online multiplayer games. I didn't even talk about that one. I'm going to say he's like a five on that. I'm going to say he's always playing online multiplayer.
[01:53:58:10 - 01:54:06:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
That's a five. Yeah. Single player games off a nerd. What's the point of killing if there ain't a real person on the other end question their life choices.
[01:54:06:15 - 01:54:15:02]
Toxic Teacher
That's actually not wrong. Okay. So it's for nerds. If you play single player games, you're a fucking nerd and that's the end of that.
[01:54:16:05 - 01:54:16:10]
Toxic Teacher
Okay.
[01:54:16:10 - 01:54:21:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Here we go. Keep going. When a new game releases, I stopped playing dead by daylight for a while.
[01:54:21:19 - 01:54:30:05]
Toxic Teacher
I don't think, remember we said he doesn't stop. That's a one. A one. Oh, I was right there. Market.
[01:54:31:11 - 01:54:35:07]
Toxic Teacher
There we go. Okay. Next up. Oh wait. No, he's still going.
[01:54:35:07 - 01:54:53:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
You know what happened when Baldur's gate three came out. What I played it for two hours and went right back to dbd because, okay. So he did the exact same as some survivor message me saying twins takes no skill. Oh God. So he got triggered very quickly. I talk about experiences I have in other games. Yes.
[01:54:53:12 - 01:54:59:02]
Toxic Teacher
Two, a two. I thought it was a five market. Okay.
[01:54:59:02 - 01:55:19:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
The only other game story worth telling is that time and hunt when I blew myself up with my own dynamite. I've done that. Well, why would I talk about that when I could tell him about the time Victor got a grab off a Jen Russian Dwight questions are more loaded than my uncle sells dice. They're trying to guilt trip me for brand loyalty. Well guess what? Be Asia Stockholm syndrome ain't a league.
[01:55:19:14 - 01:57:42:07]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. It's not illegal. No. So, okay. That's funny because Sal is the one he plays hunt showdown with. And apparently he has loaded dice that he uses to cheat and craps. Okay. Um, this, oh God, this one's going to be, this one is going to be interesting. Okay. So it's talking about match making. We're on matchmaking. It says, how would you rate your experience with matchmaking in the past? Uh, oh, with matchmaking time rather in the past three months, very negative, negative, neutral, positive, very positive. So we're talking about matchmaking time. I would say as a killer, my matchmaking time has been positive in the evenings, but negative in the mornings because in the mornings that's when all the survivors are awake. Killers have been up all night crying into their beer. So they're not usually awake like later in the day. So that's, that's always, or they are usually awake later in the day. They get up late and then they play late and survivors have to go to bed early because their parents make them, you know, so that that's, uh, that's why the cues are the way they are. All right, Nikki, oh Jesus Christ. And I've got the song lyrics already made. You see where we're called, this is called multitasking. It's a very important skill to have, especially whenever you have a podcast and you don't have a producer over your back, helping you out because nobody wants to fucking help me with this podcast. I'm fucking on my own for the rest of my life on this podcast, partially because I want to be, but partially because who would ever want to be a part of this bullshit except for swift kick 85 in old town South. Uh, I should get them back on by the way. I think that would be nice. Uh, maybe we can, maybe we could get a both on. That would be amazing if we could do both. Oh Jesus Christ. That would be, that would be a fucking nine. I don't even know how that would work. Okay. So here we go. We've got our song style influence. Let's pump that up to 95 weirdness. Let's pump that up to like eight, uh, um, 77. We'll do player satisfaction. Bullshit, uh, is the name of this song. S H blank, uh, T U K do the bullshit. I don't think in here. So let's go and I'm going to click create here and then, uh, we'll go back here to Nicky.
[01:57:42:07 - 01:57:53:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, now we're talking about the real fucking issues matchmaking time. You mean my mandatory meditation period where I sit there staring at that stupid campfire, wondering why the entity hates me.
[01:57:53:14 - 01:57:57:16]
Toxic Teacher
The entity does not hate you. It's behavior that hates you.
[01:57:58:17 - 01:58:07:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
I'm going negative on this one. Okay. You know why? Mark it because killer cues are longer than the line at the DMV on senior citizen discount day.
[01:58:09:04 - 01:59:00:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Three months ago, I could get a match in 30 seconds. Now, now I got time to cook a whole pot of Sunday gravy while waiting for four survivors to grace me with their presence. Oh, do you know what I did last night during Q? What'd you call my ma had a full conversation about her bunions, hung up, called her back and still wasn't in a match. And don't even get me started on when I try to play at 3 AM after a few drinks, only drinks 20 minute cues just to get matched with an SWF from Brazil who got better ping to me. How's that work? Be by his ears. Got this backwards behavior. They keep making killer more miserable. Yeah. So less people play killer. So Q is get longer. Thank you. More killers quit. It's like they're trying to destroy their own game. That's exactly what I'm thinking. Take control of the survivor.
[01:59:00:13 - 01:59:06:20]
Sound Effect 1
That natural taste righteous. That's not all pumped up with phosphates and thurs.
[01:59:06:20 - 01:59:20:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
Okay. Survivor cue. It's like they're mocking me. Oh, Nikki wants to play the power roll better make them wait while we import survivors from other dimensions. That exactly negative. Write it down before I throw my monitor out the window. Correct.
[01:59:20:22 - 01:59:39:12]
Toxic Teacher
Thank you for that. All right. So next up, I think we've got the song mate. You see, this is what's good. This is madness. This is madness here. We've got player satisfaction bullshit. The new song by the toxic teacher. What the fuck is this?
[01:59:39:12 - 01:59:47:17]
Sound Effect 1
I let what was old 63 what the fuck is that? It's an inspection survey.
[01:59:49:12 - 01:59:49:16]
Sound Effect 1
What?
[01:59:49:16 - 01:59:51:16]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Me sideways with a flashlight.
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Toxic Teacher
We did it. We fucking did it. What? What is, what is this?
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Toxic Teacher
I've never heard anything like this.
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Sound Effect 1
What the fuck is this?
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Toxic Teacher
I have never heard these writers.
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Toxic Teacher
What? I said I was going to play this in between stuff. I cannot play that probably ever again. How did, oh God. Oh, where are we? What are we doing here? What is why am I doing a podcast like this? I don't understand what I'm doing. Okay. So here is the question. Okay. So I'm, we have a series of questions now. We're never going to finish this. We will never finish the survey. All right, Nikki, the next three, oh Jesus, are, are here and you rate them on the following scale. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
All right.
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Toxic Teacher
So here are the questions. Okay. So we've got when playing dead by daylight, how often do you, okay. So how often do you, and the scale is almost never about zero percent of the time. And then it goes rarely sometimes often. And then it goes up to always, which is a hundred percent of the time, close to a hundred percent. So how often do you, okay. So that's, that's what we're talking about. How often do you, and the three questions or the three parts to this question are how often do you play as the opposing role to better understand what they see during the match? Okay. So that's the first one. How often do you play the opposing role to understand what they see during the match? The next one is play the opposing role to better understand how they move around the map. And then the last one is play the opposing role to better understand how some perks are played. I'm going to say Nikki does not do any of these very much. I'm going to say these are all going to be ones or twos. That's my guess. I could be wrong in the sad thing is I cannot play that fucking song ever again. Hey, make it a less awful genre and redo the style and the lyrical tags. We can, we can keep the song lyrics the same with the Victor chewing of the, of the asshole, but we we've got to change this song. I cannot play that every single fucking time. I would lose my mind. Okay. So, uh, let me pay. See, I'm doing 12 things at once and that's what I can do here.
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Toxic Teacher
Control all tip four. This is the worst episode of the podcast we've ever had. Do you realize this is the worst episode. There's nothing funny or good or bright about this podcast. It's complete darkness, complete shit. Okay. So how often do you, I'm tired. Can I be tired? Can we just have a moment where we're serious?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Play as the opposing role to better understand what they say. What? Hang on. Fuck is serious with this shit. Play as the opposing role to better understand what they see during a match. Yeah. Yes. Right. Rarely. You think I'm putting on a survivor costume, like some kind of undercover cop.
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Toxic Teacher
Rarely, rarely. That's a, that's a two on there out of the five. Okay. Remember I said it was all going to be ones and twos. We're not going to have any fours or fives on here that that is my expert prediction. So that's a two and I'm redoing the song by the way. So I'm I'm almost to the redo here because that was fucking awful. That, oh my God, that song is going to be in my mind for the rest of the day. The genre. I can't even describe the genre, that fucking garbage that we just listened to. Okay. Nikki, keep going here. So he said a two market.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
All right. Next survivors. Let's do gens together. Get the fuck out of here. I played survivor once last month to see if light born was as busted as these cry babies claim spent. Oh, okay.
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Toxic Teacher
So light born is a big one for me. A lot of people don't use it. I use it. If I see two or more flashlights in a match, you wouldn't realize how many times people disconnect. If they see that you have light born, they just fucking are done, especially if it's a TTV. And I've told you several times about this TTV flashlight, they're trying to farm content off of me. And I've had terrible experiences not running light born, but always great experiences when I do run it.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
And the whole match getting tunneled by a baby. Rafe. Now I know they see everything. They just pretend they don't play as the opposing role to better understand how they move around the map. Yes, correct. Really again.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Number two. Again, market, market.
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Toxic Teacher
There we go.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
I I've got a little thing I do now. I don't need to be a rat to know how rats move. These predictable fucks loop the same tiles, run to the same God pallets, teabag at the same exit gate. Correct. Plus, every time I play survivor, I can match with you toxic. What? And watching you fail skill checks gives me secondhand embarrassment. I don't fail skill checks. Oh, control all three.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
What was the opposing role to better understand how some perks are played. All right. Sometimes on this one, you know why? Okay. Because I got to see what new bullshit second chance perks they're abusing this week, but it hurts my soul. Yeah. Last time I ran dead hard just to test it. Victor appeared in my room and bit my ankle. He knows betrayal when he sees it. Yeah. These questions are basically asking how often do you betray everything you stand for? Well, there not often enough to understand why you keep buffing these tourists. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
There you go.
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Toxic Teacher
Wait, what did he say? I didn't even get sometimes. Oh, he said three. I was wrong on that. Okay. So we've got, we've got some more here. Okay. Three more, three more on that on a question 11 out of 70. Okay. Three more. We're never going to finish. All right. So watch tutorials of your own role. So watching tutorials online, this is where it's going to get interesting. Watching tutorials of your own role, watching gameplay tutorials of your main characters. And then the last one is watching tutorials of the opposing role. I, this one, I don't know that this one, I'm going to guess tutorials. I wonder if he's big on tutorials. That's going to be interesting because I don't even have this generated. So I obviously don't have the answers in front of me. I'm going to say tutorials on his own role. I'm going to say sometimes that's a three about 50% of the time tutorials of main characters. I'm going to say often, I'm going to give that a four. And then the opposing role, I'm going to say one. I don't think he does that. Or maybe he does to get into their mind. I have no fucking idea. So we'll, we'll get there and see what those are. But in the meantime, I do have the new one. Oh, by the way, the last genre that terrible was a fusion of cyber grind metal and 90s Euro disco. What the fuck? And now this one is grimy alternative rock blended with sarcastic punk rap. Whoa, Jesus Christ.
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Toxic Teacher
Here we go.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
This one's better.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
This is keeping them softly. It is 60 fucking three.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
We
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Toxic Teacher
haven't finished yet. That's not correct. I do want to crawl inside a generator and die.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
This one's not bad.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. I can't. There's too much happening.
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, they think I need tutorials. Like I'm some kind of rookie who doesn't know which end of the meatball goes in the survivor's face. Watch gameplay tutorials of your own role ran. And when I do, it's only to see what wrong information market. So called fall. Whisper was a spreading. Yeah. If these content creators can find their ass with both hands on a mat. He's not wrong there.
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Toxic Teacher
Where's my laughing?
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Toxic Teacher
That one's good. Yes. I like it. I like it.
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Toxic Teacher
I can.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Awesome. Sweet. I watched one old star of a video last month. Oh, he said twins will be to at best. I don't need to said that I sent him a strongly worded email with video evidence on my 47 game win street. Yeah. Still went for a response. He didn't have a watch gameplay tutorials of your main characters. Almost never.
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Toxic Teacher
Almost never. That's a one market.
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Toxic Teacher
I didn't know on that one. I thought he would be higher, but I was wrong.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Who the fuck is going to teach me about twins? I wrote a book on twins. You did. I got strategies. These you two wasn't even dreamed of. I don't know. Nick, maybe you can learn something new. There's nothing new. I invented the meatball surprise. I pioneered the Italian pencil movement. I created the Sicilian slug strategy. These content creators should be watching me.
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Toxic Teacher
We're going to have to figure out what we'll have to figure out what those are later. There's no fucking there's no telling Italian pencil movement. That would, I guess one go one way and one go the other way, but we'll find out later and have something to do with meatballs or fucking pizza or something like that.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Gameplay tutorials of the opposing role sometimes, but only to study their weaknesses. Okay. No, what I enemy, right? Yeah. Plus it's comedy. Go watching these survivor manes explain how to counter twins when their advice is basically hope to kill us having a stroke. That's true.
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Toxic Teacher
But what is the counter to the twins? I don't even fucking know that that would be interesting because he is the twins are so camping oriented. I wonder if the, like the anti-camp has really killed them. I'm not, I'm not 100% sure any
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Nicky A.I. Dente
who your destiny of this question. Next they're going to ask funny tutorials on how to breathe or how to make mirror. Never. I'm the fucking professor, not the story yard that can make mistakes. Please double check responses.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh, I accidentally left that last part. Like can make mistakes. I what, what? Okay. This one. I am. I am so tired. How do we even keep going with this? This is, this is madness. There's 70 fucking questions. Can I go through and look at the questions first? Okay. So we're at 22. How often do you see this one? Oh God. Because a lot of these are five nights at Freddy's related.
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Toxic Teacher
And I really don't. Oh Jesus. Because it even goes into, it goes in great detail about the stages. I don't want to go into every, we're going to have to speed through some of this because this stuff, I don't, I'm not even interested in a lot of this shit because it even goes into the actual perks. Uh, any, oh my God. Okay. No, I can't. I really can't. So I'm going to speed through some of them and we're going to, we're going to go over the best ones. The ones I determine are the best. Okay. So this one, the next one actually is one of the good ones. So we're going to, we're going to rate these or, or Nikki's going to rate these. These are on a scale. Uh, you, okay. Next up, we have a few you will rate like so. Okay. So it's going to be, how often do you agree or disagree with the following statements? The people I play with or against are sometimes, and then this goes that strongly disagree, disagree, neutral, agree, and strongly agree. So it's the people I play with or against are sometimes, and here are the, uh, questions. Okay. So, and we'll probably run out of tokens for, for this, uh, for this, uh, AI if we, uh, if we do this. So if we try to go through all of them, it's, it's not going to work. So here we go. I can't, I can't do like, uh, okay. So I'm going to, I'm going to type them out. Angry, offensive, mean, good natured, sympathetic. No, they're not sympathetic friendly. Sometimes, sometimes hurtful. Not really. I don't get hurt by this shit. Toxic. Uh, yes. Okay. So here we go. And then we have our song still. Where's our song to play? Here we go. This is awful. This is an awful letter.
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(Inaudible)
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Toxic Teacher
They just said tea bags for Jesus or tea bag for Jesus as a, uh, as a name on there of one of the characters. Oh, that would be great. If there was somebody named tea bag for Jesus, I would, I would be totally in. Okay. So let me, uh, let me go here. We'll go here and then we'll do this. We're almost, we've almost got it. Almost got it. Almost got it. Almost got it. Okay. Uh, and then I have to put that tag at the front and then we can generate and then we've got. Oh,
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Nicky A.I. Dente
now we're getting to the meat and potatoes. Are we? Tell you about these fucking people. Angry strongly agree.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. So strongly agree. Mark.
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Toxic Teacher
So angry, strongly agree. Let me put that down there. We've marked that one. And then next, oh wait, no,
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Nicky A.I. Dente
he's still going. Survivors get mad at them. I know. No. When I forgot a birthday, hook them once. And suddenly you're getting death threats in post-game chat. Like you personally murdered their grandmother. He's not fucking wrong there. Yeah.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Offensive strongly agree.
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Toxic Teacher
I think he's going to say all the negative aspects. He's going to put strongly agree on all the positive ones. He's going to say one.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
I think I've been called every slur in the book. Oh Jesus. They get creative too. Last week, someone called me a slugging spaghetti slurper. I wasn't even mad. That's fucking poetry.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Mean. Okay. Mean. Are they mean? He's going to say strongly agree.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Strongly agree. He said, Disney trucks will let you carry them. The hats just to jump off in teabag. It's psychological warfare.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh my God. If they did that, I've never had that happen. But can you imagine if you actually carried them to the hatch and then they fucking teabag. Oh my God. That would be the end of life.
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Sound Effect 1
Brother. I was at RV scarfing down a chicken court on natural chicken tastes righteous. That's because it's not all pumped up with phosphates and fillers.
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Toxic Teacher
It's really not pumped up with phosphates and fillers. If you, if you think about it, I don't know what the fillers would be,
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Nicky A.I. Dente
but good natured. I'll give this a neutral every blue moon, like when mercury's in retrograde and the Pope shits in the woods. Okay.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
Can you
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Toxic Teacher
imagine
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Nicky A.I. Dente
he's from Chicago now? Find one decent survivor who says GGWP without adding baby killer after it. Sympathetic disagree. Oh, so that it to what my struggle. No, the only sympathy I get is when my internet crashes and they still teabag my frozen body, friendly, disagree.
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Toxic Teacher
Unless you disagree with friendly market.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Clicking flashlights as the way of saying hello, friendly and DVD means are setting you up for maximum disrespect. Correct. Heartful. Strongly agree. Of course. You know what's hurtful when they change their names to twins equals no skill before the match. Oh, how dare they targeted harassment.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know if you could do that market.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Next toxic. Strongly a fucking greed. This game's more toxic than the Gwanis canal. If toxicity was a currency, these plays will be billing as
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Toxic Teacher
what's a Gwanis canal we're going to have that might be on where the fuck are the viewers from there?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Paint a pretty picture. Don't it? Welcome to my world. Be Asia behavior.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay, there we go. That that was good. We actually got some out of that. Okay. Next up, how frequently do you experience toxic behaviors in the following? And I'm not even going to preface a lot of this. Okay. Never. And a so it's every so how often do you experience toxic behaviors in the game? So it's every one to five games, every 16 to 20. I'm not even gonna. No, he's not going to answer this. I'm going to put N a N a N a N a and then how frustrating is it to experience toxic behaviors? I'm going to say N a N a N a N a on there. Actually, no, the outside of the game or in the following places, it says how frustrating is it to experience toxic behaviors in the following places? I actually like this because some of the places are not in the game. And I think we're going to get some really good shit here. So there we go. And then here are the here are the questions. And then so one of them is pregame lobby chat. How frustrating is it on a scale of one to five or one to six, which is not at all all the way up to extremely and then you have an N a so pregame lobby chat in game. How frustrating is it in game? Okay, and then you have postgame chat, but this is the most interesting thing. It says out of the game, which would be social media, etc. Okay, so that's, that's postgame chat. And then we're going to do social out of the game of the game. Social. Oh, wait.
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Toxic Teacher
Parentheses, parentheses, social media, etc. You know, Haley is not enjoying this at all. And if you need to know who Haley is, go to one of the previous I can't remember her name is in the title, because she hates the use of AI in in Dead by Daylight podcast. I don't know which Dead by Daylight podcast she would have been listened to. Maybe the one with the one with the lore, or the one with the guy, or the one that's dead from a long time ago. I don't even know. Okay, there we go. Haley. Haley, I wonder if you're here. Are you here? Haley? Can you can you let me know if you're here? Send me a message. Send me send me something somewhere that I won't check because I'm really bad about checking messages. Okay, here we go with the fucking frustrating toxic behaviors in different places. So we got in game, we have before game, we have after game and then we have out.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh boy, here we go. My favorite fucking topic cataloging all the ways these assholes. No, I don't like that. Oh boy, here we go. My favorite fucking topic. There we go. Catalog and all the ways these assholes make my blood pressure skyrocket. There's probably a lot pregame Robbie chat. Very frustrating.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay, so he says very, which is a four out of five. Okay, market.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
You know what these pricks do? Oh, no. Nikki dot TTV and immediately start typing another TTV loser. They do that to me. Twins equals training wheels. I ain't even loaded in yet and they're only starting shit.
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Toxic Teacher
They, he's not wrong.
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Toxic Teacher
Although as a game, extremely, okay, extremely, he's going to put five market.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
This is where the real psychological torture happens. Clickety click with the flashlights, tea bagging after every palette. Yeah. Pointing and laughing when you miss one fucking swing. Don't get me started on the macro clicking.
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Toxic Teacher
I, what is macro
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Toxic Teacher
clicking?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
I don't even know. You know what they did last week? What four man, swift all named Victor is ugly. Oh God. No, my son. They're talking about my beautiful meatball boy.
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Toxic Teacher
He, wait, no. Is he the father? Oh God, gross. That can't be right. Oh Jesus Christ. Nikki's the father of Victor. What is happening on, on fucking camping them softly?
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Toxic Teacher
No, I hit the wrong button. No, no, to Nikki being the father and control all dipsticks. There we go. That one's accurate.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Post
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Nicky A.I. Dente
game chat. Extremely. Oh, this is where they really let loose. Yes, baby killer on install. Imagine playing twins in 2025. Yes. And that's when they're being nice. Usually it's a dissertation on why my mother should have swallowed.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
What the fuck are you serious?
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Stone Cold
Control.
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Stone Cold
Those are the same.
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Toxic Teacher
We have to get that out of there. Am I going to edit that out? I probably should. In retrospect, I should edit that shit
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Toxic Teacher
out. Now will I, I don't
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Toxic Teacher
know because I'm not keeping timestamps of anything
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Toxic Teacher
out of the game.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Okay. Let's just keep going. The psychopaths will hunt down your twitch, your Twitter, your fucking LinkedIn. Yeah. I had someone leave a one style Yelp review on my cousin's pizzeria because I slugged for the four K one guy found my steam profile and commented rep tunneling pasta boy on my cooking simulator screenshots from 2019.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
But visa wants to know about frustration. I'm living it every day, every match, every breath I take in his God forsaken fog. Thank you. Oh
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Toxic Teacher
God, that was awful. I'm glad I picked that question or else we would not have had that. Okay. So the next, the next few, we're running very short on time, very short on time here. So I don't, we're, we're not even going to get to the, where the fuck are the viewers from? This is going to be the second week in a row. By the way, last time I apologize. We had to stop short there very dramatically because, because I was afraid Victor was going to die. If we continued episode 62 all the way through, I was afraid of his death. So now I'm going to say, um, the next one, how, uh, okay. I'm going to go a speed through this as me. Okay. So we're not as Nikki. Have you played five nights at Freddy's? Yes. How did you hear about the chapter? The official trailer? Okay. We're going how satisfied or dissatisfied are you? Uh, somewhat dissatisfied. How, how satisfied are you dissatisfied with the following? The general theme, very dissatisfied. The gameplay is killer, dissatisfied. The gameplay against the killer, dissatisfied the technical performance of the chapter, somewhat dissatisfied. Did you play dead by daylight prior to acquiring this? Yes. I actively played that by daylight. How familiar are you with the five nights at Freddy's franchise? Moderately. When did you first play the five nights at Freddy's chapter launch day? How often do you watch dead by daylight content creators, uh, multiple times a week? I know I've said less. Okay. So here we go. I'm going to try not to take a breath so we can get through this faster. Perk descriptions. Hey, wire XEA switches with at least 80% progress, regress at a rate of 80% of gate openings. Pete, while they are regressing survivors, the exit gate lights flicker randomly help wanted when you damage a generator, it becomes compromised. Only one generator can be compromised at a time. When the compromised generator is completed, your successful basic attack cooldowns are 25% faster for 40 seconds. Phantom fear. When a survivor within your terror radius looks at you, they scream and you see their aura for two seconds. This perk has an 80 second cooldown. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following regarding haywire? I find haywire easy to use neutral haywire's effects were hard to tell. Uh, strongly disagree. I had a good time playing with haywire neutral with time. I am getting better at using haywire slightly agree. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following regarding help wanted? I find help wanted easy to use slightly disagree help on its effects were hard to tell disagree. I had a good time playing with help one a neutral with time. I am getting better at using help one a neutral to what extent do you agree or disagree with the following regarding phantom fear? I find phantom fear easy to use slightly agree. I would fan of fears effects were hard to tell. Uh, slightly disagree. I had a good time playing with phantom fear disagree with time. I'm getting better at using phantom fear slightly agree. I don't even know because I don't really use those perks. How likely are you to use the following perks of the future? Haywire likely help one an unlikely phantom fear
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Toxic Teacher
likely. How often would you rate the quality or how would you rate the quality of the following features? The animatronic character appearance neither low nor high quality. The animatronic power. Um, I'm going to say high, high quality, low quality. The animatronic character backstory very low quality. How difficult to understand was the information provided in the animatronics HUD slightly. How useful is the information provided by the amateur animatronics? Uh, easy for me to say slightly after I'm liking the animatronics person and all killers. How likely are you to keep playing as the animatronic? Uh, very unlikely. I will not. How difficult was it to learn the animatronics gameplay slightly? The following is a list of qualities that may or may not apply to any given killer. Please evaluate to what degree you agree or disagree with each statement about the animatronic. The killer's power creates audio and visual cues that give survivors enough time to react. Uh, neutral. The killer's power facilitates patrolling generators in close proximity. Uh, slightly agree. The killer's power is hard to master. Strongly disagree. The killer can travel around the map with these strongly agree. The killer's power reduces the effectiveness of hiding out of sight. Um,
[02:27:03:10 - 02:28:09:22]
Toxic Teacher
slightly agree. The killer's power is difficult to understand as a survivor. Strongly disagree. The killer's power reduces the effectiveness of palette loops. Uh, agree. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following? I like playing as a killer. Strongly disagree. The killer is playing as this killer is entertaining. Strongly disagree. I have a good time playing as this killer. Strongly disagree. How difficult was it to understand the animatronics power playing as this character as a killer? Slightly playing as a killer. There is a survivor. Um, no, I'm gonna say not at all on both. All right. Next page. I can, I can breathe in between payload. How, uh, how appealing did you find the animatronics cosmetics were at release? Not at all appealing. How important were the following factors when deciding to purchase the animatronic base perks? Not at all. Lord, not at all. Base look, not at all. Power, not at all. Cosmetic options available. Not at all. The killer's from a franchise I like. Not at all. Other police specify. I do not enjoy this franchise. There we go. Next. Oh my God. Uh, what do you appreciate the most about the animatronic? A good perk. Uh, maybe two.
[02:28:11:02 - 02:33:19:07]
Toxic Teacher
There we go. What do you appreciate the least? The franchise and the attitude of those who enjoy it period. Okay. There we go. And, uh, let's see, what is your experience playing on the map? Uh, what is your experience? Uh, a considerable amount, how satisfied or dissatisfied as a killer, very dissatisfied as a driver, very dissatisfied to what degree, uh, to what degree do you feel Freddy Fazbear's pizza survivor side or killer side of very survivor sided compared to other maps, how easy or difficult are the following memorizing the layout of the map? Much too easy finding generators. Uh, just right. It's seeing survivors from afar, uh, too difficult finding hatches, uh, too difficult escaping the killer in a chase much too easy locating palette and vault loops. Very easy injuring survivor in a chase much too difficult finding a hiding spot when the killer is nearby much too easy patrolling generators as a killer. Uh, too difficult. You notice what I'm doing here finding the hooks too difficult navigating around the map. Uh, just right. Uh, locating exit gates much too easy. There we go. Please indicate to the degree to which you agree or disagree with the following dead by late daylight team should, uh, do more maps in the same realm. Strongly disagree. Oh God. Yes. I strongly disagree. How important were the following elements to your enjoyment of the dead by daylight chapter? What? How important we re the following events to your enjoyment of the previous dead by daylight chapter, Tokyo ghoul and mid chapter steady polls. I am going to do not at all important on every single one. It's like two VA outfits, quality of life, new features. How important were the following elements to contribute to you keeping playing dead by daylight? I'm going to say none of these keep me playing. So I'm going to say not at all on every single one. We're on question 46. Now to what extent do you agree or disagree with the factors, uh, regarding your decision, uh, to play dead by daylight? This one, I think we may be able to do here. And I tell you what I'm going to do. If we're going to run out of time, I'm actually going to just copy and paste all the questions into a document and then we can finish it later if it's not open. So next few here is the scale is the scale. Okay. And I'm going to give him the scale. So it's, uh, you agree or disagree regarding your decision to play dead by daylight. So what is your decision? Like, do you agree that this is part of your decision or do you disagree? It's part of your decision. So you would say, no, I play dead by daylight, but not because of this, or I play dead by daylight. And yes, I play it because of this. Now, some of the questions, I find it captivating to play. I don't know if I'm ever like captivated to play this. I know I'm held captive when I play it, but I don't know if it captivates me. Uh, the next one is I experienced a sense of competence when playing dead by daylight. I do you experience a sense of competence when you play dead by daylight? I'm not, I'm not sure that I've ever said, I feel very competent when I play dead by daylight. It makes me feel like the most competent. I feel like I always usually feel competent all of the time because I feel everybody else is not very competent. Um, here we go. So that, okay. And the questions I'm going to put and the questions, BAM, I find it captivating to play. I experienced a sense of competence. It integrates well with other hobbies and interests. The game has a personal significance to me. I am motivated to gain experience, blah, blah, blah. Um, yeah. Oh, personal significance. I am motivated to gain experience points or level up my characters. I feel obligated to maintain my status in the game and the game is worth the time I spend on it. So that's do these factors like motivates you to play. So I'm actually given this one to Nikki here in this may be the last one because I am out of time. So we're going to do this. We're going to get the outro and then we may be done with episode 63 and 64 will have to be part two of the satisfaction survey. And then 64 should be the deep dive on the twins. You see, we have so much content. We can't get it all in here. That's, that's a lot here. Uh, redo exactly, but take it out. Hang on. I'm trying something here live and we're going to see if it actually does it hang on because I, I'm actually having to practice something here live and I can't tell you what it is or I could tell you what it is, but I'm not going to. We're running so short on time that I feel like, uh, I shouldn't have to go into it if that's okay. Where's our song? Where's our song? Uh, it's over here. Where is it? Fuck. Hang on. Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
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(Inaudible)
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Toxic Teacher
I hate punk music. I just, I absolutely hate punk music. Just FYI. If you ever need to know anything about me, it's, I hate punk music.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Uh, great. Now I want to psycho analyze me like I'm on some Barapras couch. Oh geez. Fine. Let's dive into Nikki's fucked up psyche. I find it captivating a play. I agree. It's captivating like a fucking car crash. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
There we go. In captivating, he agrees. That's what one, two, three, that's a six out of seven. Why did they do this? There's like seven options here. Okay.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Anyway, you can't look away even though you know, it's going to hurt. Exactly. I experienced a sense of competence when playing slightly agree,
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Toxic Teacher
slightly agree that he experiences a sense of competence.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
You know, when I feel competent, when I'm 4k a bully squad and they disconnect before I can say GG easy, I'm questioning every life choice that led me here. Okay. It integrates well with my other hobbies and interests. What would he say there? I disagree. My other hobbies include not having an aneurysm and maintaining healthy blood pressure. Okay. Yeah. This game actively sabotages both. You're not wrong. The game has personal significance to me.
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Toxic Teacher
What would he say? It has personal significance. I would assume that strongly agree.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
I only agree. Jesus. This game has given me trust issues, anger management problems and a vitamin D deficiency from ever seeing sunlight. If that ain't significant, what is? I don't know. I am motivated to gain experience points or level up my characters.
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Toxic Teacher
I would say disagree. Is he, is he motivated by that? Maybe agree. I don't know.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Slightly agree. Oh, I only care about prestige and twin to show these tours. Fucks my dedication. P 100 twins, equals fear and respect. It certainly does. I feel obligated to maintain my status in the game.
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Toxic Teacher
I would say strongly agree there. I would say probably strongly agree.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Agree. I can't let these sweaty SWF stink. Nicky's going to soft. Yes. One day is suddenly everyone thinks you're retired. You're right. It is worth the time I spend on it. Neutral. Ask me after all. Neutral.
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Toxic Teacher
He says neutral market. Okay.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
It is neutral. Absolutely. Ask me after getting gen rushed four games in a row. I'd rather spend my time watching paint dry on toxic's bald head. There's your psychological profile. BHVR. Okay. Where's my therapy compensation?
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Toxic Teacher
And there we go.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh my God. We are, we're at number 46 out of 70. So we made it like halfway. We made it halfway through the survey. Now what we have to do is get our fucking outro. I need an outro song about us getting an outro song, I think,
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Toxic Teacher
but we can do our toxic news song because I don't have that.
[02:36:29:16 - 02:36:55:06]
Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah. That was a toxic news and the survey. Right. Okay. So now, Nicky, we need an outro song genre for this week. Episode 63. Uh, he did this fucking stupid survey. Enough.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Oh, it's the toxic fucking news. That's toxic. Toxic news. Oh yeah. Toxic fucking news.
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Toxic Teacher
It's the toxic. Dude, this is the best part of this fucking song.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Toxic. Toxic news. Oh yeah. Preacher. It's the.
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Toxic Teacher
What should we do? That's like, I love that part. I love the whole thing. This whole thing is magic.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Here we go.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh no. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. No, I cannot do the genre he's asking for. The genre he's asking for.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah. Here's that part of the. This isn't even the lyrics.
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Toxic Teacher
This is
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
gibberish.
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Toxic Teacher
This is gibberish.
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Toxic Teacher
They say a couple of real words. I don't know, but I love it. Whatever it is. Okay. Let's get the outro genre. Dak
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Toxic Teacher
loves the outros genres and he always researches them. That's part of the fun. And they're always real.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
You want to fucking outro genre after wasting my time with this corporate therapy session, disguised as a survey. Yes, I do. You know what? What? Going with Gregorian chant death metal. Oh,
[02:38:35:22 - 02:39:13:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
medieval monks screaming about my suffering. Oh, Jesus. Think about it. No. Bunch of hooded figures, chanting in Latin about getting gen rushed. Oh my God. Some sick ass double bass drummers pound away like my blood pressure during the SWF match. No. It's perfect. No, it's not. Sacred and profane. No. Just like my relationship with this goddamn game. Oh fuck. We'll have these monks growling about Victoria's glory in dead languages while guitars shred harder than my MMR after a law street. Oh Jesus. Throw in some pipe organ for that entity realm atmosphere. Wait, wait, what elevator musak trap remix. Oh God. Imagine the most soul sucking.
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Toxic Teacher
Why does he, he always wants trap music. He always puts trap in somehow trap makes it into every fucking song that we've ever done.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
My numbing waiting room music you ever heard, but with eight oh eight's and high hats. Jesus. That's what this survey felt like. Oh my corporate smooth jazz with aggressive bass drops. Perfect metaphor for behaviors, relationship with killer manes. Christ. Actually, fuck it. No. Let's do the Gregorian death metal. No. At least that's got some dignity to it. No. Plus Victoria loves a good Latin chorus. Why get to work on those lyrics before I change my mind and make you do polka dub step or some shit.
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Toxic Teacher
You already made us do polka before or dub step or one of the two and dub step to me sounds just like fucking trap music. So anyway, that's it for episode 63 player satisfaction survey part one of 12 and episode 64. Oh God. I'm not even excited, but I do hang on before we go. Before we go, I do need to thank some of the new listeners. We're not doing, and I know you're sad that we're not doing where the fuck are the viewers from, but I do want to thank some of the people at least who have recently downloaded the podcast because you deserve a thank you. Even if we're not doing it, we can get to you later, maybe, but we are, we are not sadly going to get to you this week. So thank you to some of the newer ones. I'm going to see. I don't even know which ones are new and which ones are like returning. So I apologize. Lahore.
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Toxic Teacher
Good God. Lahore. Bell's Hill, North Lanarkshire.
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Toxic Teacher
We already did Ealing. We already did Imperial Beach.
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Toxic Teacher
Martinsville, Virginia. Are you new? I don't know if you're new. Maine's in Rhineland.
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Toxic Teacher
Sorry, that was delayed.
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Toxic Teacher
Endicott, New York. Are you new? No, I think I mentioned you. Vinton, Iowa.
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Toxic Teacher
Where else? Federal Way you've been here. El Cajon, California.
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Toxic Teacher
Hull in Kingston upon Hull. You've been here. Bayak, Sharniak in the Hialah region. I don't even fucking know where that is. Thompson Station. I already talked about you. Chigwell in Essex.
[02:41:39:14 - 02:42:16:23]
Toxic Teacher
Zotirmir, we've already talked about you. Garbson in Lower Saxony. Thank you. Bellport, New York. Have we already talked about you? And then I think that that's some of them. I'm not going to thank anybody else. Should I thank anybody else? I don't think so. Do any of you others deserve a thank you? I'm just going down this list. I don't think any of you do. You have you've already been here. I'm done thanking people. Negros Occidental, thank you for coming back. Even though it makes me very uncomfortable to say that name. Warchaster Park in Sutton. Thank you. I'm trying to find some more. Chattanooga, Tennessee.
[02:42:18:02 - 02:42:39:09]
Toxic Teacher
What's that Chattanooga song? Is it there a song? Chattanooga. Decidee in Fairshire. Santo Andre. I already talked about you, but I'll give you another. And then we'll do Carmichael. I already talked about you. Hartford, Connecticut. Thank you. Burnville, Pennsylvania. I don't know if I mentioned you, but I'm mentioning you right now. Barnett in Barnett.
[02:42:40:18 - 02:43:31:11]
Toxic Teacher
Dagenham decided to come back. That's awesome. Okay, so now we have which genre did he even decide on? Oh, and by the way, on Twitch, thank you guys recently for the follow. Spooky Liz, XOXO, Bino49ers, Jane Hopper, 9000, Angel Weave, Mondragon, Mr. Angel, and Y. Sanaki. Thank you guys for the follow. Those are just some of the few. Anyway, we've got to go back. Which genre are we even doing? I can't even think. Gregorian, death metal. And I tell you what, I'm going to mix in some elevator music trap into our Gregorian death metal. I have no clue what this is going to sound like, but you're going to listen and you're going to love it. Episode 63. Get the fuck out of my face. Satan. See him out while we go to Gregorian death metal elevator music for every bag.
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( Music )
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Fred Durst
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
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Fred Durst
From one to regret Trying to say fuck you but it needed a vignette They want satisfaction from killer mice That's like asking Nicky if he loves us
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Speaker 8
without a pen This can't be them something To con-em something To-em something Give us your thoughts, your prayers, your trauma Then ignore every goddamn comment
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Speaker 81
Would you recommend dead by daylight? I'd recommend the lobotomy with better matchmaking Victor skip the questions and just bit the keyboard Now he's locked in a three day HR mediation Survey under
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
aural Nicky esteratus Toxicus namconplicitus Victoresce illiterato Fucking them softly Fucking your feet that far Fucking them softly
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Speaker 8
Victor was a trap-ray He wanted closure Here's your Gregorian exposure
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Speaker 82
Postgame review Filed in blood By Nicky, Victor And toxic teacher above Camping softly To the death