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Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

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This ain't your therapist's podcast. This is Camping Them Softly!, the only Dead by Daylight broadcast straight from the corrupt heart of the Entity's realm! If you think generators are a secondary objective and a 4k is the only acceptable outcome, you're in the right place. Survivor mains, consider this your official trigger warning—we will not be holding your hand. Join The Toxic Teacher, a man fueled by caffeine and pure, unadulterated spite for pallet-stunners, and his deranged A.I. co-host, Nicky A.I. Dente, on a journey into the depths of madness. Nicky’s not just crunching numbers; he’s the Vice Don of Digital Entertainment for SABAM (Society of Authentic Basement and Mori). Each episode, we descend into a glorious cacophony of: Unhinged Killer Strategy: We're talking basement builds, endgame slugfests, and why tunneling that one flashy-clicking Nea isn't just a strategy—it's a moral imperative. The Nicky A.I. Dente Experience: Brace yourself for AI-generated diatribes, mob lore that's more compelling than the game's actual story, and audio quality so compressed it'll make your ears bleed. It's art. Dissecting the Meta (With Contempt): We analyze every patch, perk, and add-on through a lens of pure, killer-biased cynicism. If it helps Survivors, it’s garbage. End of story. The Salt Must Flow: We read the hate mail, celebrate the rage quits, and revel in the delicious tears of those who just don't get it. This is more than a podcast. It's a sanctuary for the sluggers, a haven for the hardcore campers, and a middle finger to the entire survivor rulebook. Tune in. Get toxic. And for the love of the Entity, stop healing in the corner and do something useful. Catch the madness at: https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
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Episodes

Meg Thomas Lore Deep Dive! Plus, Roasting French Canada | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 35

This episode features: 1 absentee father. 3 clothing store brands. 9 Gates of Hell. 1 new crappy Killer. 75 SOUNDBOARD SOUNDS TOO LOUD DUE TO SH*TTY EDITING! And too much French Canada! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Dec 03, 202457 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Interview! Swiftkick 2: Electric Boogaloo! Also, Villach, Austria! Dead by Daylight | Ep. 30

This episode includes: 1 Canadian Streamer who refuses to apologize Gordon Lightfoot Several possible Tort scenarios 2 song remixes Several failed trivia questions At least one Bill Clinton reference And an Austrian town I've never heard of! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Oct 25, 20242 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Franklin Stone Strikes Again! Bad Survivor Posts! Also, Antaya,Turkey! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 27

This week features: 1 AI possessed by Satan (again). 27 ADHD related topic changes. 1 woman in a cat ear beanie 1 Turkish city. More than 1 tribe that led to the downfall of Rome Various relationship problems At least 1 severed hand. AND A PODCAST THAT ISN'T EVEN MINE! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Sep 09, 20241 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t: Part 2! Also, USA or UK? A.I. Decides! | Dead by Daylight | Ep 24

It's USA vs UK here on episode 24! Who wins? It's obvious! 2v8 mode is over. Thank goodness. Also, why is there no love for Demogorgon? Also, we look at a terrible Survivor Main forum post! MOTHERFRRREEERRR! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Aug 19, 20241 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Ramblings of a Lunatic! Also, DRACULA IN A BIKINI! | Dead by Daylight | Ep 23

This went off the rails quickly! Coming up with new AI music, got to learn about the Middle East, and even talked a bit about Dracula (and his bikini) in Dead by Daylight! Say hello and leave a rating! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Aug 15, 20241 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 23

2v8 and Survivor Hate! | Also, Once Human Thoughts! | Dead by Daylight Ep. 21

2 versus 8 is here? Is it good????? Kind of...at least as Survivor. Also, try out Once Human if you want. Pretty decent game, thinking about continuing with it. Featured city this week Dacca, Bangladesh! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Jul 29, 202450 minSeason 1Ep. 21

The WORST Survivor Post EVER, and A.I. Samuel L. Jackson! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 20

Foreman, Arkansas, are you ready for Samuel L. Jackson? I doubt it, but you got it anyway! Also, this has to be the worst forum post I've ever read in my life. Completely exhausting! Let me know what YOU think! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Jul 16, 20241 hrSeason 1Ep. 20

Windows of Opportunity Nerf, Please! Also, Dracula 2000! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 19

We've moved! New place, new Dead by Daylight messes to clean up! Also, Windows of Opportunity and a detailed look at Dracula 2000 and it's sequel, Dracula II: Ascencion! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Jul 08, 20241 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Survivor Mains, THAT'S NOT CAMPING! Plus, June Dev Update! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 18

In this episode, we go over the June Dev Update (Hint: better than most!), the Twilight Masquerade event (Hint: not bad!), and we talk about the worst survivor main Facebook post I've ever seen. Also, Singularity is a lot more fun than I imagined! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Jun 24, 202452 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Destroying Survivor Main Forum Posts: Part 3!! | Killer Klowns! | Ep. 17

Let's talk Killer Klowns! First impressions? Not bad! Also, a survivor says one of the dumbest things I've seen on the forums! Get ready for Vecna! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Jun 04, 202430 minSeason 1Ep. 17

The Consultant/Fog Whisperer Controversy Strikes! | Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast | Episode 16

Super sweet 16! Where's my corvette? It's time to discuss Fog Whisperers vs. Consultants! Oh, the drama! Also, let's check out the stats on which killer kills the LEAST! And which survivor dies the MOST? Oh, also we got a new soundboard. WOOT! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

Jun 02, 202453 minSeason 1Ep. 16

8.0.0 Is Going to Suck! Plus, Part 2 of the SWIFTKICK85 Interview! | Episode 15

It's Camping Them Softly's 15th joint and we're celebrating with a piledriver of an episode! We're ripping the lid off Dead by Daylight's 8.0.0 update and new 2 vs 8 mode. Is it brilliant or a clusterf**k? More the latter than the former. Part two of our chat with my special guest breaks down killer-survivor dynamics, camping, and why DBD is the king of asymmetrical horror. For you jabronis in solo queue, we're revealing which characters scream "noob" louder than Feng Min after a hook. We're als...

May 22, 20241 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 15

A Canadian Interview with SwiftKick85! Also, New Chapter Complaints! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 14

BLAME CANADA! Part 1 of our interview with the GREAT SwiftKick85 is here! We talk Twitch, Canada, and a tiny bit of DbD! Maple Syrup Theft! French Canadians! Kids in the Hall! Where does it end???? STAY TUNED FOR PART 2! Also, follow Swifty at www.twitch.tv/SwiftKick85 Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher...

May 15, 202453 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Is Otz Right, or Late to the Party? And the FO' FO' TWENTY FO' CHALLENGE! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 13

Is Otz right? Are survivors more Toxic? Is DbD in a worse state? We tackle these questions this week. Also, we tease next week's interview with the one, the only, SwiftKick85! Beginning is the new FO' FO' TWENTY FO' CHALLENGE! Can I get 24 kills in ten matches? Who knows???? Survivor mains suck, by the way! #deadbydaylight #dbd #dbdpodcast #deadbydaylightpodcast Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicte...

May 07, 202428 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t: Part 1! Discussing Low MMR Win Streaks and MORE AI MUSIC! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 11

Survivors, amirite? They reverted the Twins, due to survivor whining, much to my dismay. As if that weren't enough to get your blood boiling, brace yourself for the debut of "Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t!" A segment that shines a light on the absurdities uttered by survivor mains. I bring in my AI life coach Claude for Pig killer tips. Hint: not great. Also, I'm going to get a tongue scraper! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywher...

Apr 23, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 11

From Hamlet to Douche! Insulting my Viewers! Also, Updated BHVR Stats Analysis! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 10

The ACTUAL 10th episode is here! DOUBLE DIGITS, BROTHERS! Let's look at the newest stats drop from BHVR (not a lot, but worth looking at anyway). The international fame continues as well! This time, from the Flemish Brabant Province (no idea). Found yet ANOTHER survivor post that makes me sick Turned Hamlet into a douche (in a musical sense). All in all, par for the course. A nightmare as always! NOTE: Typed in "Flemish Brabant Region" and got the episode artwork. Again, madness. Send Toxic a me...

Apr 16, 20241 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 10

7.7.0 PTB Thoughts and the Upcoming Mid-MMR Streak Challenge! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 9

Listen up, generator jockeys! The Toxic Teacher here, and I'm fixin' to drag you through geography class and straight into the fog! We ain't talkin' about pretty postcards – I'm breakin' down the Dead by Daylight update, my quest for five killer wins, and why your whinin' survivor tactics make me wanna puke. Got beef with my style? Good! This ain't no tea party—it's a bloodbath for those with a killer instinct. So strap in, you pathetic survivors, 'cause the Toxic Teacher's schoolin' you in the ...

Apr 09, 202455 minSeason 1Ep. 9

First Interview! Old_TownSouth. Also, Magnet Fishing and Misnumbering Episodes! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 8

Survivors, get bent! The Toxic Teacher's here to tear into this March update and conduct the first ever Camping Them Softly INTERVIEW! That's right, we have Old_TownSouth on the cast, talking magnet fishing and Deathslinger strats! I might have converted him to killer main, as well. Welcome to the church, brother! Find him at www.twitch.tv/old_townsouth Great dude! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxi...

Mar 30, 20241 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Destroying Survivor Main Forum Posts: Part 2!! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 7

Tech gremlins? More like skill goblins. But I powered through! Today, we expose the sneaky tricks for killer disruption. Perks, tactics, the whole nine yards. Killer specialization or total perk mess? We'll settle that debate once and for all. Is it skill, or a pile of busted add-ons? Let's find out. Forget all that strategy crap – I've got a NEW theme song to unleash. Pure, unfiltered, Toxic Teacher energy. This ain't no lullaby. Join in for the skills, the smack talk, the pure chaos. Let's sho...

Mar 26, 202430 minSeason 1Ep. 8

WE'VE GONE INTERNATIONAL! Plus, New Perk Discussion! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 6

WHY DO THE IRISH AND DUTCH LOVE US? TUNE IN NOW! Pack your virtual bags and join the Toxic Teacher on an auditory adventure with 'Camping Them Softly,' where laughs and gaming wisdom are shared in equal measure. Marvel at our reach as we send a massive shout-out to our Irish fans, who’ve managed to put the love in 'Dead by Daylight' with their unexpected adoration for our podcast. We're also lifting the veil on the most recent Public Test Build updates, discussing the art of survival, and debati...

Mar 12, 202428 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Destroying Survivor Main Forum Posts: Part 1! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 5

Ever wonder why survivor mains in Dead by Daylight do nothing but complain? Listen in awe as I tear apart their arguments like a teacher tearing up a forged report card. The fifth installment of "Camping them Softly" doesn't just celebrate our milestone; it raises the bar with improved audio and a hearty welcome to potential guest speakers. Together, we'll dissect a forum post so stereotypically survivor main, it's begging to be torn apart on air. Now, let's tackle the tunnel in the room. We're ...

Mar 07, 202435 minSeason 1Ep. 5

The All Things Wicked Chapter! Thoughts, Plus, Stealth Talk! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 4

Prepare to be thrilled, because today we're peeling back the curtain on Dead by Daylight's explosive new chapter 7.6.0, featuring the enigmatic killer, The Unknown, and the gutsy new survivor, Sable. Ever wondered what it takes to master the art of the haunt? Join me, the Toxic Teacher, as I dissect The Unknown's grenade launcher prowess, and Sable's daring basement invocation—abilities that are sending shockwaves through the survivor community. We're here to celebrate the dedication of you, the...

Mar 01, 202423 minSeason 1Ep. 4
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