Support the podkitchen on Patreon! 00:00-00:30: Jesse sings a raucous tune 00:30-3:20: Jesse asks Lance how the hell he is and Lance plug uglies his recording on September 26 3:20-11:00 The chefs prepare a meal hirsch with some meal prep surrounding the latest hot ryan goss from the discord. Jesse is scared of his canvas from which he creates his comedy art. 11:00-17:30: Jesse ambled around Astoria and enjoy a Jason Street fair. Lance had a rare outing in which he socialized with comedians and a...
Sep 17, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord community!! Link in the Braised Bits ig bio. 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Ben Franklin Next of Kin. 00:30- 00:30- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen as Jesse asks Lance how the hell or highwater he is. 01:45-03:07- Jesse and Lance debate whether or not it is important to have a Lance arm strong face. 3:13- 4:26- Lance delivers the goods with a Michael Good reference. 4:55- 7:58- Lance shouts ou...
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 15 min
The chefs get a ride from their parents to the mall as they chat their top 9 things about malls. Also, a luke-wilson-warm debate about bagel freshness and a heated discussion about the Meredith Kercher murder case. 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-02:15 Jesse reveal parmesans that he's the head chef, and Lance is the Sue Nicholls Chef. 2:15-10:00: Lance bear grills Jesse about his bagel getting experience discussed on the Patreon episode, and the chefs argue barr...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Support the podkitchen and subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new Braised Bits discord community! https://discord.com/invite/NKXDsr9c (https://discord.com/invite/NKXDsr9c) Epi 91--The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits with a buffet of delicious meal prep to devour. The chefs get into it as they list their top 9 restaurant pet peeves which seamlessly transitions into their weekly questionable at best segment. Thanks for listening and being a braiserback...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Subscribe to the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord! Link in bio @braisedbits instagram 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for West Wings Buffalo Wings. 00:30- 00:55 - The chefs dip into episode ninety the right way with a David Wright angle. 00:55- 1:30 - Lance chers that he is wearing Kates hat and Jay Feels like he can yell at people for standing too close to the Erik Flowers. 2:30-4:45 - The chefs debate whether an outdoor shower is a scam Newton. 4:45- 6:00 ...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Join the podkitchen Discord https://discord.gg/QHvJvDKV and support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for the comedy/food/2003 reference podcast Braised Bits 00:30-3:25 The chefs reflect on the evolution of the pod. Lance says the pod is stale bread but Jesse "Eager" Eigner is making croutons. The chefs announce the launch of their DISCORD channel, which is exciting stuff! 3:25-10:00 Jesse has a lot of beef with the pod-nemesis' sloppy jalopy lasag...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Burger King Chicken Fries. 00:30-3:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the virtual podkitchen with a tiffany haddish about copy and pasting. 3:00- 4:45 - Lance reminisces about his time roasting and toasting comedians. 4:45-7:27 - Jesse chers that he is off anne kilter because he ran into his demarcus cousin at the gym halpert. 7:27-9:55 - Jesse presents meal prep from a top braiserback about th...
Aug 06, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Support the podkitchen and sign up for the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:30 - Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandles 00:30-1:30 - The chefs kick off the episode with a Fred McRiff on kind bars. 1:30- 5:11 - The chefs reveal parm that episode 86 got 86’d and Lance chers the origin of getting 86’d. 5:11- 5:30 - Jesse reveals he has a hard out to go meet his Sisters new puppy wee herman. 5:30- 8:35 - Jesse presents meal prep from Phil Jackson regarding Lances need fo...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Vincent Van Gogh Gurt. 00:30-02:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the podkitchen and immediately promote the patreon. 02:00-04:25 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about their elementary school days and the different Antrel Rolles kids would play in the yard. 04:25-6:18 - Jesse presents some meal prep from top braiserbacks Michael Kay and Phil Jackson regarding the previou...
Jul 23, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-:50- Lance reads an ad for new show sponsor, Guy Fieri's Tooth Fairys. 0:50-3:00: Jesse welcomes everyone to the pod and Lance ann slanders the sponsors as they get dipped in like a pretzel rod stewart. They also talk Space Jam and LeBron's hair plugs in this club. 3:00-6:50: Jesse tries to evict the podnemesis Eric Seidell, but he can't because of the moratorium on eviction. 6:50-10:55: Jesse gets rattled by a motorcycle and t...
Jul 16, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30 - Jesse reads an ad for Chris Paul, John Wall and Paul Walls homemade basketballs. 00:30- 1:55 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and begin a bidding war among their advertisers. 1:55- 3:30- The chefs discuss the significance of the number 83 and how it Jay feelys to be face to face in the podkitchen. 3:30- 5:18 - Jesse and Lance boxer briefly reminisce about the previous Jason Da...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Sean Williams Scotch tape. 00:30-03:22- The chefs give the braiserbacks the real deal Holyfield on why they are recording in the virtual podkitchen again. 03:22-04:32 - Lance accepts the AC slater challenge from Con Ed Harris. 04:32-10:14 - Jesse presents some meal prep and hashes out Lances corn beef hash take as well as Phil Jacksons previous weeks controversial predictions...
Jul 02, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Support the podkitchen and get exclusive content on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Ben Simmons’ Bricks. 00:30- 01:24 - The chefs dive into episode eighty one and analyze whether being a professional athlete is worth backlashley simpson. 01:24-05:04 - Jesse and Lance reveal parm that they are recording IRL for the first time post pand express in an undisclosed pod basement. 05:04-07:13 - Lance provides information from podnemesis Eric Seidel who aerosplanes wh...
Jun 25, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Support the podkitchen and check out exclusive content on the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandals. 00:30- 03:25 - The chefs dip into episode eighty Bryant with an apology willikers from Lance to Jesse. 03:25-04:00 - The chefs are firing on all cylinders and sneak in an early Harvey oswalt plug of their patreon page. 04:00- 07:10 - Jesse receives backlash from several top braiserbacks regarding his pasta slanders Holmvik. 07:10- ...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 18 min
The chefs say yes to address their absence last week, chat dennings their top 9 Italian dishes, and Jesse tells the pod nemesis to take a hike. Support the podkitchen on patreon! 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for new pod sponsor, Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-4:30: Lance starts crying from a contact snafus williams. Tears are Progressively Flo-ing and Lance needs insurance. Ready or snot braised bits. 4:30-9:20 Jesse gives the NBC updateline about his suit supply, and pulls a QAB move to insur...
Jun 11, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon burgundy! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30 Jesse read an ad for new sponsor Tom Thibadeau's Ribadeaus. 00:30-5:00 Jesse is firin' and feelin hot as Lance continues to rib him. Jesse has to say this, that Lance is in a different location and he loves the vibes and energy of his farmers apron. 5:00-10:00 Jesse is very into Droad's wifi setup and enjoys talking about wifi and cell service in general. Lance is playing phone tag with an old friend. 10:00-26:30...
May 21, 2021•1 hr 40 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for today's sponsor, No Ads. 00:30-04:00 Lance just woke up from a nap and is having a hard time staying awoke, the chefs talk about their bagel adventures over the weekend. 4:00-6:30: Is Jesse a tasty mushroom or a fungus frerotte? 6:30-15:00 Lance visit Greenwood Cemetery and the King of Guacamole, and goes to Long Island to celebrate the Padmadrea Dematteo's Day. Jesse does standup comedy in a Tiny Cupbo...
May 14, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for the Ferbie Kentucky Derby. 00:30- 4:15 - The chefs fully submerge Ibaka into episode seventy five by addressing the on going cooler controversy and podnemesis Eric Seidell. 4:15- 6:35 - Jesse receives support for his beach cooler protocol from pro baseball player and Lances brother Nolan Arenado. 6:35-7:22 - The chefs discuss what it means to Susan Broil. 7:22- 8:46 - Keith Hernandez reaches out to Lanc...
May 07, 2021•1 hr 34 min
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:20: John Oliver reads an ad for our new sponsor John Oliver Garden 00:00-5:00 Jesse asks Lance how he is and Lance can't sixteen handles this basic question. Lance asks Jesse about his mop and his dustpan pedroia, and then william tells him the history of marathon makers. 5:00-11:00: Jesse and Lance talk more about the padmadre's brisket recipe before Jesse changes the temperature and gets into cooler talk about his stance stanc...
Apr 30, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00 - 00:16- Jesse reads an ad for Marc Cubans Cubano sandwich. 00:25- 1:41- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and discuss Marc Cubano being Jewish. 01:41- 2:11 - Jesse and Lance discuss the beauty of wearing their chefs whites and when it is appropriate to whip cream them out. 2:11- 3:06 - Jesse presents some meal prep regarding Lances cream cheese smear campaign against Jesses weather locklear theory. 3:06-04:55 - Je...
Apr 23, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for pod sponsor Joey Fatone it Up 00:45-03:00 : The chefs burst into the kitchen and realize they are "getting up there." 03:00-10:00 The chefs plug ugly the patreon, talk Zachary Snackery's papal neighbor, and chat some meal prep pertaining to the padmadres briskets. 10:00-12:30: The chefs chat more about egg and pepper hero's and the sopranos. 12:30-27:00 So seductive. Jesse takes us to the Comedy Shop and shows us what he's got...
Apr 16, 2021•1 hr 49 min
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:57- Jesse reads an ad for Aaron Boones’ Looney Tunes. 00:57-1:31- Jesse wakes up Lance from his meditation and the chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits. 1:31-2:55 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about the dream cast of games that the dreamcast gaming system had back in the Jason Day. 2:55- 5:00 - The chefs discuss the fears that come along with living next to a golf course as well as Jesse’s aff...
Apr 09, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for new pod sponsor Ross Perot-gies 00:30-7:00 The chefs unleaven another episode intro, and Jesse devises a late night show in which Lance is the host. Lance notes that this would be the least enthusiastic late night show of all-time. 7:00-18:30 The chefs reminisce about the "Battle" option of Mario Kart 64, and then dive head-first into some juicy meal-prep involving both Podfathers--Droad ordering an...
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 32 min
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits Show notes: 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for this week's sponsor, The Arkansas Razorbacks Braiserbacks 00:30-2:00: The chefs start out this episode by flexing their Eric Musselman knowledge 2:00-12:00 It's the 69th episode, which takes Jesse back to Spanish class and Pillsbury Innuendo-boy. The chefs then discuss the strange world that is public school foreign languages classes in America. Lance bags up Jesse when he reveal parmigi...
Mar 26, 2021•1 hr 42 min
Check out the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00 - 00:30- Lance reads an ad from previous sponsor Waluigi Squeegees. 00:45- 02:18- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Brasied Bits and Jesse shows off a new pimp my ride. 02:22-04:15- Lance is off his equilibrium due to daylight savings and checking accounts. 04:15- 06:07 - Lance adjusts all of his clock goodens to the new time and Jesse admits it will probably take him until Marcus Maye to do it. 06:07- 08:39 - The chefs remini...
Mar 19, 2021•1 hr 29 min
00:00-00:38- Lance reads an ad for Al Gore-Tex. 1:15-2:18 - The chefs fully submerge into the episode and discuss how beautiful the Floyd mayWeather was on the day of their recording. 2:18-3:17-Jesse and Lance reminisce about how their teachers use to take the classes outside occasionally on a Nice, France day. 3:17-5:06 - The chefs officially welcome the braiserbacks to the episode and discuss the true value of a 2/3 fraction. 5:06-8:34- Lance unintentionally submerges himself in the nice weath...
Mar 12, 2021•1 hr 41 min
Support the podkitchen on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for this week's sponsor, Immanuel NesQuickly. 00:30-05:00 The chefs have trouble turning on the oven this week and wonder if they're no longer a la mode. Lance affirms that he's is a median man. 5:00-9:15: The light enes banter continues as the chef discuss the New York City restaurant health rating system, one you have to C to B-lieve. Pod nemesis Eric Seidel gets fleshy and burns Jesse with a ...
Mar 05, 2021•1 hr 34 min
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for this week's sponsor, Bill Burrata. 00:30-04:30: The chefs note that the pod is now old enough to get the COVID vaccine, and they talk their jersey numbers as youths. Lance does a Ms. Puff act out, and Jesse invents a new COVID vaccine sitcom. 04:30-06:00: Lance shouts outs Aaron Z for leaving a great review Barrymore. They then plug the patreon, and use valuable podcast time to discuss show logistic...
Feb 26, 2021•1 hr 45 min
00:00–00:30- Jesse reads an ad for old spice girls. 00:30-3:00- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen with a whistle and a heads up to the Braiserbacks that this episode was recorded a week Cleanthony early. 3:00- 04:26- The chefs discuss the Joy Behar of cooking up Braised Bits but how tedious some of the kitchen cleanup can be. 04:26- 7:34- Jesse and Lance cher how family members have tried to assist in their comedy careers and how they don't reveal parm that they do comedy to strangers...
Feb 19, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! Patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:34- Lance reads an ad for Russel Crowflex. 00:43-2:52- The chefs fully submerge into a fresh episode and Jesse reveal parms that he once bought an ab belt from an infomercial. 2:52-4:31- Lance gives credit to Kate for coming up with a new term (submerged) in the braised lexicon ed. 4:31-5:45 - Jesse enjoys that it is slowly getting Al lighter later in the Jason Day and the chefs discuss how Covid does not seem to exist in Flo R...
Feb 12, 2021•1 hr 46 min
