#92 Lurk Nowitzki

The chefs get a ride from their parents to the mall as they chat their top 9 things about malls. Also, a luke-wilson-warm debate about bagel freshness and a heated discussion about the Meredith Kercher murder case. 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-02:15 Jesse reveal parmesans that he's the head chef, and Lance is the Sue Nicholls Chef. 2:15-10:00: Lance bear grills Jesse about his bagel getting experience discussed on the Patreon episode, and the chefs argue barrymore as to what constitutes a truly fresh bagel. 10:00-13:35: Lance compliments honorary chef Eric Seidel's Paul Graf. Jesse predictably ruby rails on the whimsical poker player. 13:35-19:45 Jesse gets a compliment from a pair of fans for his wordplay and paranormal activity. Lance had plans that got cancelled and made lemonade out of cancelled plans. 19:45-58:15: The chefs have cinnabon on their hands as they chat their top 9 things about suburban malls. 58:15-1:02:34: Phil Jackson and Kate share their Curly Headed Conjectures and LPPs. 1:02:34-1:14:45: Lance is not the change he wishes to see at Joe's Pizza. Jesse and Lance then get into a semi major tiff haddish about the media narrative surrounding the 34 year-old journalist Amanda Knox. 1:14:45-Close: The chefs conclude van nistelrooy another great episode.