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Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

Episodes

Horseshoe Crab Blood Farms Are Already Priced In [“race bredigted— 199% ebin finnish :d”]

Dimes and Judas discuss RFK Jr. staging a baby bear murder, Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow dressing like a Jamaican prostitute, and the inevitability of open war with Iran. After explaining the preposterous drama surrounding the downfall of New York influencers “Hegelian eGirls,” they review the book “Archeofuturism” by French Nouvelle Droit activist Guillaume Faye. An treatise proposing forward-thinking traditionalism designed to harness storms of discursive rebellion; it seeks to model how to take ...

Aug 09, 20244 hr 4 min

Peterson/Musk/Oakland Carmella - Blood $atellite Nights LIVE!

Joy and mirth are on the menu as Judas and Dimes review the recent interview between Jordan Peterson and Elon Musk, which promises to trigger an array of tangents and connections to Peter Thiel, the California Ideology, President Ol' Oakland Carmella, Vitalism, and everything else. Also includes an investigation into whether Angelina Jolie was ever hot or if you were just possessed by the normalization of heroin chic. Stream begins at 12:20.

Jul 26, 20242 hr 49 min

I’m Built Indifferent [“Started And had eluded me by the ideal philtrum”]

On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss the recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, outsmarting the sleep paralysis Hat Man, and the strategic value of getting libgroids fired from their jobs for their comments online. They then continue their 2-part investigation into the intellectual foundation of the Vitalist sphere by reviewing “Selective Breeding And The Birth Of Philosophy” Costin Alamariu. There they dissect the ideas developed from “Bronze Age Mindset” including how true philosoph...

Jul 19, 20245 hr 32 min

PLAP THE PLANET [“all one leaked after that will not cis”]

On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss Trump denouncing Project 2025, political chicanery in France to prevent the sweep of nationalism, and Dimes’ recent trip to the Big Apple. Then after teeing up with a report on how the vast majority of recent job growth went to Non-White DEI hires, they launch into an in-depth review of “Bronze Age Mindset” by Bronze Age Pervert. They investigate the Nietzschean-Hedonism grounding the Vitalist movement and connect it to a spread of scene happenings to pai...

Jul 12, 20245 hr 49 min

Montreal Screwjobbers Been Putting 5G in the Hosewater [“bitcorn Enter Sandman”]

On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss recent polling showing the majority of Americans now favor mass deportation of illegal immigrants, the disgusting fate of cryogenically frozen people, and the Libertarian Party being taken over by a gay meme. After discussing how the military intelligence community is hijacking AI through social engineering of social media, they segue into a discussion of the book “The Collapse of Complex Societies” by Joseph Tainter. Accounting several histories of civil...

Jun 21, 20244 hr

Johmn McAfee Quantum Suicide Reincarnation [“do not research”]

Dimes and Judas discuss a recent inquiry revealing a large number of Canadian MPs are working for foreign governments, the campaign to get Alberta to become the 51st American state, and Elephants painting being a big fat hoax. After recounting the recent sweep of Far-Right parties in the recent EU elections and dissect its implications, they connect this to a review of the book “Reflections on Violence” by Georges Sorel. The famous French syndicalist builds a strong case that revolutions without...

Jun 14, 20243 hr 19 min

Splash Pads are a Lemurian Timecrisis [“attitude goes back up with the mother of teeth.”]

Dimes and Judas discuss Donald Trump becoming a White-Collar Felon, Fauci admitting in court most Covid rules were just made up, and a very special Movie Korner reviewing the libtard apocalypse fantasy, Civil War. After reviewing the fallout from the legendary Boomer V. Zoomer panel, they dive into the esoteric depths of interdimensional technology wars with the book “CCRU Writings 1997-2003.” There they explore the blurred lines between fiction and reality put forth by the renegade academic ins...

Jun 07, 20244 hr 10 min

Livestream Happening - Boomers v Zoomers: Passing the Torch

A special standalone panel takes the place of this week's Blood $atellite Nights Live. Hosted by Dimes and welcoming Steve Sailer, The Prudentialist, John Doyle, Alaric the Barbarian, and Herb Soroca. Boomers claim that younger generations have no interest in taking over, and younger generations claim boomers refuse to pass down their wealth and knowledge. This panel sits representatives from either generation - successful boomers and ambitious Gen Z - and figure out why the torch is experiencin...

Jun 01, 20242 hr 20 min

My Wendigoon Steak Does MAD BONG RIPS [“take the Son of the fact distorted”]

On this episode Dimes and Judas discuss the Iranian president being consumed by Israeli utility fog, HAARP causing another twisted aurora borealis, and a review of the latest Godzilla vs. King Kong live action anime. After diving into an article on J’accuse about the necessity of framing your political goals as inevitabilities, they explore the book “Revolt of the Public” by Martin Gurri. There they discuss the multiplying of digital publics representing the people and how the unceasing assaults...

May 24, 20244 hr 20 min

U Wouldn't Tat a Tutting Nephilim [“AT my disciples listening to kill you can't be normal”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the complex capital suicide pact between America and Israel, stanky femcel dating site Duolicious, and the infamous Online Harms Act C-63 which seeks to imprison Canadian micro niche ecelebs for posting too naughty. After hypothesizing which car manufacturing processes could be maintained through guilds during a collapse scenario, they launch into an in-depth review of Ray Kurzweil’s “Age of Spiritual Machines,” a comprehensive accounting of exponential technological inno...

May 10, 20243 hr 27 min

BSNL#10: Sargooner ANSWERS the Woman Question (feat. Meta Prime)

Dimes and Judas are joined by the illustrious Meta Prime to discuss his recent viral moment in arguing with Carl Benjamin (internet's Sargon of Akkad,) women choosing bears over men, and the broader discourse on the role of women in the political Right. Episode begins at 14:15.

May 03, 20242 hr 30 min

One Squat can Change the World [“i can become fused with redoubled ardor”]

Dimes and Judas discuss a recent health scare in the Dimes house, new and exciting Aboriginal math using graffiti, a comprehensive review of the latest Fallout TV show, and intense commentary on the recent discourse occurring about Right Wing Women leaving for the Left because they hate their men. After reviewing an article by Spandrell reviewing the rise and fall of the Neoreaction (NRx) movement from the inside, they segue into a review of the book “Human as Media: The Emancipation of Authorsh...

Apr 26, 20243 hr 22 min

I Am Ontologically Evel Knievel [“rip Floyd Simpsons”]

Dimes and Judas read a schizo apocalypse theory involving Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun,” an article in a Leftist magazine about attending a Dissident Right launch party, and a recent dustup concerning the presence of transgender influencers in the Far Right. Building a web of how marginal spaces interface with the imminent approach of venture capital especially when handled by unknown First Principles in intermediary scenes, they connect it to the book “The Gray Lady Winked” by Ashley Rindsberg...

Apr 12, 20243 hr 38 min

Bachman Turner Overdiaries [“Lenin Guy I read the last 100 anglish”]

In this episode Dimes and Judas discuss critical drama in the online fire alarm community, a Movie Korner review of schizo femcel classic Dashcam, and a recent leaked report from the RCMP warning that Canadians may turn to mass violence if they figure out how doomed they are. After discussing recent discoveries surrounding two Chinese scientists exiled from Canada for smuggling virological weaponry out of the country, they spring into an accounting of the book “Dr. Mary's Monkey: How the Unsolve...

Apr 05, 20243 hr 52 min

BSNL#9: Goondog Vrillionaire

Dimes and Judas discuss Baltimore's bridge being blown up by the combined forces of Indians and Women, a Gay Sex Update starring Sean Diddy, and a recent video released by Lauren Southern explaining how she is the real victim of what is happening to Martin Sellner. Show begins at 12:09.

Mar 29, 20242 hr 23 min

Rotating a Fake Plastic Tree in my Head in a Small Town [“F*lix in the Missing a lowering of 20 years”]

On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss the cannibal holocaust currently occurring in Haiti, Kate Middleton being dead and also never existing, rich lizard in search of eternal life Byran Johnson, and a review of French serial killer mocumentary Man Bites Dog. After reviewing an article from Discourse about “the medium is the message” as it relates to the creation of online identities, they launch into an exploration of the book “Excitotoxins: The Taste that Kills” by Dr. Russell Baylock. Are c...

Mar 15, 20244 hr 42 min

A Liberated and Unconquerable Wigger Cowboy Lisan al-Gaib [“special rice forced to Bach every station”]

Dimes and Judas discuss buying a chicken coop with the sole purpose of putting yourself in a self-defense situation to eat coyote, the political firestorm known as The Californian Ideology, and on Movie Korner review wrestling comedy-of-errors The Iron Claw. After touching on the news of 80% of Americans being exposed to harmful chemicals through their cereals, they review the book “Vax-Unvax: Let the Science Speak” by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Here he collects a suite of studies from around the wor...

Mar 08, 20244 hr

BSNL#8: The Vaush Cesspit

After discussing recent Canadian legislation that could put YOUR hosts away for multiple life sentences and the recent case of an enlisted man protesting Israel by self-immolation, Dimes and Judas unpack the implications of Progressive Socialism's Vaush being caught in possession of scandalous and arguably illegal pornography while repeatedly making excuses for such behavior in the past, and how this overlaps with his ideology. Show begins at 14:04.

Mar 01, 20243 hr 7 min

#250 - Ziobibb Doggubied Nnnnngobberbib [“thank me more Medieval cycles in Binary”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the legal liabilities of having a murder vision board, Taylor Swift controlling the White birth rate, and review the surreal classic “The Holy Mountain.” After dissecting two articles that show work kills fertility and the work-from-home movement has achieved victory through equilibrium, Dimes segues into the concept of phantom time through the book “A Guide to the Phantom Dark Age” by Emmett Scott. There they learn of a conspiracy to invent the Middle Ages for regency pu...

Feb 16, 20243 hr 51 min

BSNL#7: You Have One Year

After briefly reviewing the immediately-dropped interview between Tucker Carlson and Putin, then wasting some time reading some traumatized lady anecdotes on Reddit, Dimes and Judas discuss the expansive "Mandate for Leadership" which has birthed the slogan "You Have One Year," exploring the mission and reaction to it. Stream begins at 14:55.

Feb 09, 20242 hr 57 min

Graduating MIT for Goonering and Teacher Pitting [“Ye was on some frikken myelin”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the wildfires of 2023 being started by a wildfire conspiracy guy, accumulating wealth of human relationships over money to exist in the inevitable future of Canada hollowed out of productive business and becoming a global destination for cutting edge trolling of minorities, and review the classic movie Zardoz. Then after dissecting a recent study that shows while birthrates are dropping overall, we are seeing birthrates increase with families that already have many childr...

Jan 19, 20243 hr 41 min

Marrying a Veiled Threat [“Ye was on some frikken myelin”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the competency crisis hitting airline industry, a tangled up Hasidic conspiracy involving illegal tunnels in New York, and the German Far Right covertly achieving dominance in both parallel societies and elections. This leads into a discussion of René Girard’s I See Satan Fall Like Lightning,” where they dissect the concept of a mimetic crisis and explore the ancient engine of sacrifice driving human institutions. Lastly on this episode of The Copepranos Society, Dimes an...

Jan 12, 20244 hr 13 min

BSNL#6 - NJP Debrief

Dimes and Judas look back at the collapse of the National Justice Party (NJP) and ask "what did we learn?" Rather than discuss gossip and drama, the goal will be to discover where things went wrong and what similar movements can take from the hugely public catastrophe. Stream starts at 15:38.

Jan 05, 20243 hr 43 min

Wordpotatoes Know About Steve Buscemi From the Backrooms [“chatting up with sushi sticks”]

In this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss brokencel podpeople NEETs as defining the zeitgeist, public sodomy and satanic altars plaguing the American government, and medically assisted clown euthanasia. Then beginning with a discussion of recent substack “Become Illegible” discussing how to create exist in the negative space outside government scrutiny, they tackle the mind-blowing concept of logos unfolding across history with the book “Logos Rising: A History of Ultimate Reality” by Dr. E. Mich...

Dec 22, 20233 hr 8 min

BSNL#5 - Al Jazeera's "Canada's Shame" Review

Dimes and Judas review the recent AL Jazeera documentary "Canada's Shame: Residential schools, unmarked graves, and the search for justice." Apologies for the lower quality of Dimes audio, the streaming platform selected the wrong default mic. Stream begins at 13:33.

Dec 08, 20232 hr 26 min

Overleveraged Means Ascended Vveah [“Orthodox families following a synth”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent election of Ancap Madman Milei as supreme leader of Argentina, the waterboarding-as-kino film Oppenheimer, and the civilization intrigue implied by Sam Altman’s ouster and miraculous return as OpenAI CEO. This blends into a discussion on the collection of essays titled “Neurotechnology in National Security and Defense,” granting a glimpse into the oncoming revolution of technology and toxins designed to not only weaponize the human mind but convert the entire p...

Nov 24, 20233 hr 55 min

Chuck Formerly Starts Blinking Linkin Park [“huffing flux vapor”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the disheartening ovations to skate-killer Matt Petgrave, the societal implications of a corrupted Lisa Simpson, and Chud Kant in a Gooner’s Aristocracy. This leads into a discussion on Wrath of Gnon’s analysis of “The Human Scale” as an ideal measure of scale in human communities, blending into a discussion of the fascinating book “Experiences in Groups” by Wilfred Bion. There they explore the psychoanalytic approach of identifying group behaviors as a holistic organism,...

Nov 17, 20233 hr 42 min

If 9/11 Was a 1984 ["physical which empowered them on the Avesta"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the release of the Covington school shooter manifesto, Glenn Beck publicly begging for Israeli citizenship, and how to capitalize on the "End of Wokeness." Then while discussing the recent celebratory destruction of the infamous Robert E. Lee statue, they launch into a discussion of Hot/Cold media as it relates to resurrection, and the foundational book "Empire and Communications" by Harold Innis. Through this they discuss the power struggle for knowledge between the cent...

Nov 10, 20233 hr 34 min
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