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Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

Episodes

A Liminal Man in Jaminal Spaces ["society of bottom text"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the sexual controversy of pears and breaking minds with wank Juggalo memes, and Greta Thunberg deflecting claims of antisemitism with the power of autism. This leads directly into the latest developments of the Israel/Gaza conflict and an expansion/rant on the response to the previous episode’s season/balanced arguments. From there they launch into a searing indictment on mental illness, citing the book “The Therapeutic State” by Thomas Szasz, part of a famous corpus deno...

Oct 27, 20232 hr 14 min

NETTR Cancelled MEAAM Greenlit ["evidence of treating sex as long form font"]

Dimes and Judas discuss Trudeau buying the show, the importance of celebrating when your enemies are consumed by their own mad designs, and a deft analysis of the current war underway between Israel and Palestine, specifically the puzzling allegiances forming and the proliferation of atrocity pornography. This segues into a discussion of utilizing technology to create new supranational networks, citing the book “The Network State” by Balaji Srinivasan. Drawing parallels to modern movements, they...

Oct 13, 20232 hr 23 min

B$NL#3: #Hategate

For this audio recording of our Wednesday evening livestream, Dimes and Judas focus primarily on the recent #hategate exposé. The tour through this document shows the process through which the Canada Anti Hate Network slithered into being, how it generates false accusations against its targets online, and how those accusations work their way all throughout the media apparatus up to the highest levels of the Five Eyes intelligence apparatus.They also look at the scant members of this organization...

Oct 06, 20232 hr 7 min

Stroke Victim BF Heart Brazilian Killary 2.0 GF ["Evidence of treating sex as long form the font"]

Dimes and Judas discuss women lying about being master fishermen, Divorced Cocaine Trudeau starting a war with India, and the trial of a Montreal writer for the Daily Stormer convicted by the therapeutic state for laughing at people who didn’t die in the holocaust. This leads to an investigation into the importance of secret societies and graph theory, citing the book “The Square and the Tower” by Niall Ferguson. They expound upon the fluid dynamics intellectual and revolutionary movements, and ...

Sep 29, 20233 hr 45 min

The Ripening of my Day Worsener Folder [“outlines a drug”]

Dimes and Judas discuss horny grannies acting out of pocket in America’s congress, #MeToo as an ideology-resistant form of social syphilis, and the shadows chemical causes of the obesity epidemic that has gripped the planet. This leads into an exploration of the prison of demands placed upon the individual in a democratic society, citing the books “Misbehaving” by Richard Thaler and “The True State” by Othmar Spann. Here the concepts of behavioral economics and corporatism are combined, presenti...

Sep 22, 20235 hr 2 min

15 Minute Walk Like an Egyptianable Cities ["brocc the idea of records"]

Dimes and Judas hash out recent online drama concerning a transgender influencer in the DR, intercept a story on ancient alien disclosure occurring in Mexican congress, and review the film Corner Office. This leads to a discussion on the essentiality of merging economics and geopolitics as a form of short-term forecasting, citing the book “Geopolitical Alpha” by Marko Papic. Here they explore the shift from the Washington Consensus to the Buenos Aries Consensus, coupled with the eternal importan...

Sep 15, 20233 hr 27 min

Livestream 2 - High-Test Anti-Node Test Stream

We recorded this as a test stream on Odysee and YouTube to fix the first stream which was plagued by audio and connectivity issues on Dimes' end, but it ended up turning into a whole regular stream. This is the audio rip from those uploads. Topics include the conflict between Academic Agent and Keith Woods, Puddy Radiohead from the Scaring the Hoes department, becoming a Sacklerhead, and the Foundation television series.

Sep 09, 20231 hr 35 min

In a Bear Market, there’s Always Room for Barted Bull Trading ["hot Cp24 got guacamole"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the apathy triggered by Trump’s recent arrest, a heretofore unknown Indian caste sneaking into academia, and the cruel legacy of microplastic neurological war on young generations. They then segue into a further discussion on the history of Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) and a wild plan to supercharge the next century, citing the book “The Money Revolution” by Richard Duncan. Here they dissect the story of the Federal Reserve, the rise of creditism over capitalism, and how ...

Sep 01, 20233 hr 40 min

I am Become You, the Literally of Me ["Hilux in the garage door"]

In this definitive Everything Is Fake sode, Dimes and Judas discuss Meta blocking news in Canada due to a journalistic shakedown, the various conspiracy theories surrounding the recent wildfire that devastated Maui, and the increasing acceptance of geoengineering and the war on climate. This leads into an in-depth review Modern Monetary Theory, primarily citing “The 7 Deadly Innocent Frauds of Economic Policy” by Warren Mosler. Here Judas and Dimes investigate and even debate the existence of mo...

Aug 25, 20232 hr 29 min

Pseudcoiner Shorts Diamond Nanobot Suicide ["canada doesnt believe this is hell is sacred"]

Dimes and Judas review the historical legacy of Obama being gay, the social and political relevance of Oliver Anthony's song "Rich Men North of Richmond," and Chinese anti-marriage psyops directed at the West. This leads into a discussion about a recent online debate concerning the relevance of violence in political change and the routing of these natural desires into inert fandoms, leading into a review of the landmark book "The Princes of Yen" by Richard Werner. Here they dissect the explosive...

Aug 18, 20233 hr 40 min

Skeletons Kickflipping Through Liminal Spaces Forever ["gooncamp But cabbage is seeking more cringe"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the first fat man in recorded history, Justin Trudeau's impending divorce as Canada's leading gay man, and the link between alien psyops and the LK-99 superconductor. This culminates in a review of an academic paper on the differences of mental pathways demanded by different languages, and the book "Disunited Nations" by Peter Zeihan. There they explore an impending future where America retreats from its unipolar economic and security position, thrusting the world into mu...

Aug 04, 20234 hr 22 min

Catalogueing the Ludicrousity of this Bullocksneedery ["gift hole brb going on literacy"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the whimsical sodomy implications of radio hit "Try That In A Small Town," recent bewildering extraterrestrial disclosure events along with the psyop to fandom to politics pipeline, and a review of Wes nderson's latest film Asteroid City. This leads into a discussion of the landmark text of geopolitical realist theory "Politics Among Nations" by Hans J. Morgenthau, where they explore the ideology of the status quo, the true meaning of imperialism, and the essence of naked...

Jul 28, 20233 hr 46 min

#KillVaporwave Meme Contest Stream Audio

The very first LIVE STREAM from Blood $atellite, this is a recording (not a replay) without the live chat because the real version had some minor technical difficulties at the start so this is a superior viewing experience. In this stream we review all the submissions for the #KillVaporwave Meme Contest and select a winner, discussing the themes and concepts in depth along the way. Watch the FULL video stream on our Odysee channel here: https://odysee.com/@BloodSatellite:3/meme-contest-winners-c...

Jul 21, 20231 hr 54 min

A Holocaust of the Soul and Balls ["kenyan Sims it reduces easily pirated game"]

One of the boyzez all-time idiot sodes, they do their first ad spot for "Zeitgeist Reviews" (zeitgeistreviews.com,) figure their way through Asian TikTok animal cruelty cooking memes and provide a review of Guardians of the Galaxy 3. They then launch into a discussion of the hypergamy lurking within traditional relationship fandoms, citing several written exposés on the topic, and discussing the probability of having a normcore relationship at all in our historical period. Lastly on this edition...

Jul 14, 20234 hr 1 min

MUMU OGUN THUNDERSTRIKE YOUR THUG SHAKER ["despite having the Napoleonic wars and buying more Babely than me"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the mostly peaceful race war occurring throughout France, the political implications of Affirmative Action ending in America, and hunting chipmunks nakedly at night. This crescendos into an exploration of the true inventory of the wokeness phenomenon as well as an investigation of the concept of Turbo America, building into a discussion of the book “American Diplomacy” by geopolitical legend George Kennan which explains the history of American international relations and ...

Jul 07, 20233 hr 14 min

John Void Selling Grannies at the Latin Grammys ["in the blues musicians are doing all the vanguard"]

Our most controversial meandering-sode yet, Dimes and Judas discuss having your balls obliterated while coyote hunting, tips gathered from Dimes' 3 month fatherhood anniversary, and why political handsomemaxxing can get you socially annihilated. This leads into a discussion of the book "The Clash of Civilizations and the Remaking of World Order" by Samuel P. Huntington, where the boyz explore the 21st Century geopolitical paradigm of civilizations over nations and how deep cultural and historica...

Jun 30, 20233 hr 29 min

Speeding Up to Negative's Pace [“Break in Japan thinks it up in Ontario”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent gamer moment concerning the Billionaire Titanic-seeking submersible, review the sexually mind-bending film "Beau is Afraid," and investigate Lauren Southern's uncalled for video explaining her divorce and why it is marriage's fault. This miraculously leads into a historical investigation of Heartland Theory, citing "The Russian Empire and the World: 1700-1917" by John LeDonne. The boyz discuss both the military and diplomatic strategies employed by Imperial Rus...

Jun 23, 20234 hr 8 min

Inside U There Are 2 Wolfs Gellied Meat Wolf and Divorce Wolf ["addict as the overton window"]

After taking a week off ACK Dimes and Judas are back with an easily too-long review of Fast X and the political ramifications therein, the likely ecoterroristic origins of the recent wildfires in Quebec, and the latest government extraterrestrial disclosures in the form of David Grusch's reports to congress. This builds into a discussion of Halford Mackinder's Heartland theory, citing the book "Heartland: Three Essays in Geopolitics." This presents a distinct framework through which to view glob...

Jun 16, 20233 hr 36 min

The Papal Foreign Legion Sings Oorah Maria ["if you have studied german castles and the dude status"]

Dimes and Judas spend most of the time discussing infamous investing firm Blackrock and the investing paradigm known as ESG which allows it to project what some call “woke capitalism” from a higher position of authority. This leads into a review of the book “Willful Blindness,” a deep investigation into how Chinese organized crime Triads, working in concert with the Chinese Communist Party, have constructed a narco-economy in Canada headquartered in Vancouver and launders money through casinos a...

Jun 03, 20233 hr 37 min

Sunzets are the Bisexual of Sky ["Karcher wd3 which I know what is thin"]

The Bad Optics Leaf Gods talk about viral sensation Mizzy and his campaign of terror against the White middle class, Canada’s deployment of Medical Assistance in Dying on the riff raff of society, and the electrifying rise of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK) as the Democratic Party’s dark horse candidate in the American presidential election. This segues into a discussion of the book “Claws of the Panda” by Jonathan Manthorpe, a history of China’s infiltration into Canadian affairs and a detailed acc...

May 27, 20233 hr 45 min

The Nuclear Costanza of Solemn Providence ["signs no wave requires a dying"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the new marketing strategy of organizations sacrificing employees at the altar of woke controversies, the much-ballyhooed double-decker-outhouse, and the recent avalanche of news outlets claiming that activist group Patriot Front are secretly federal agents. They then discuss the book “The Revolutionary Phenotype” by JF Gariepy, peering back billions of years to the process through which DNA overtook RNA and how a similar biological process could spell the end for humanit...

May 20, 20233 hr 37 min

What’s a Hole Like You Doing in a Girl Like This [“fresh strawberries from him, a modest entrance fee and ammo”]

Dimes and Judas yuk it up about the suspicious return of Trump with no tangible policies, the political implications a Michael Jackson skinwalker wrestled to death on a subway, and Hispanics finally dethroning Whites as the primary White Supremacists in America. They then discuss “The Myth of the Eternal Return” by Mircea Eliade, a seminal work that establishes the significance of recurring creation rituals and the ancient man’s rebellion against both time and space. Lastly on this edition of Co...

May 13, 20234 hr 13 min

Bin Laden Laid to Rest in a Blue Cheese Sea I’ve Seent It [“Daily Manifestation by the Priest read the navy”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the conflicting accounts and implications of Tucker Carlson’s firing in the wake of Fox News’ court settlement, a relevant review of the HBO’s Succession, and Twitter eGirl drama that birthed a debate about if women should even have a say in genetic reproduction. They then discuss the book “The Sacred and Profane” by Steve Barney, a mindbending description of the exact divine entities at war with each other across the Biblical dimensions, the founding of Dragon cults on E...

Apr 29, 20233 hr 21 min

N Hosers Combating Anti-Drunk-Driver Racism [“are astroturfed here to a cosmogonical chapter in”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the insider marketing baseball re: the Bud Light tranny canny controversy, and Canada’s public broadcaster furious at Twitter for assigning them the identification of Canada’s public broadcaster. They then expound the secret history of Atlantis, citing the book “The Empires of Atlantis” by Marco Vigato, gathering together ancient accounts of the lost empire and detailing the story of its multiple downfalls, and subsequent colonization. Lastly on this edition of The Copepr...

Apr 22, 20233 hr 45 min

Limbo Bizkit the Iron Age Puritan [“Snailmaxxing on the cusp of the ETH ecosystem.”]

Dimes and Judas discuss a recent development in the infamous Las Vegas mass shooting, then review the recent Willem Dafoe psychological thriller film “Inside” and rewrite the common depictions of sanity in fiction. They then dive into the book “The Lost Civilizations of the Stone Age” by Richard Rudgley, where they discuss many discoveries that upset the modern understanding of advanced development in Old Europe, ancient manufacturing projects, and the spirit of distinct cultural innovation acti...

Apr 15, 20233 hr 53 min

The 5 AM Man Behind the Curtain [“which means ilu in the charismatic pastor who thinks you get anything”]

Running on fumes and fuming, Dimes and Judas discuss the joyous trauma of becoming a new father, review John Wick 4, and fully dissect the recent Tennessee Christian school shooting by a transgender terrorist while reframing transgenderism from an identity to a cognitohazard mind virus. They then segue this into a discussion of true and honest barbarians, citing the classic book “The World of the Huns” by Otto Maenchen-Helfen. Here they explore the history, culture, and impacts not only of the H...

Apr 08, 20234 hr 7 min

I Employ A Uniquely Florid Definition of Neutralization ["So it costs down. for blowin holes in your life"]

This description is gonna be a no-edit cause Dimeschild was born immediately after this was produced, so: Dimes and Judas discuss a 4chan Certified Chud being arrested for making an anti-cop message and failing the "in minecraft" defense, France rolling out the prop guillotines once again due to No Money, and an in-depth discussion of how existing in a dissident pressure cooker may be superior to both protesting and rioting. They then discuss the history of the infamous Mongols, citing "The Mong...

Mar 25, 20234 hr 5 min

Websters Defines Podcast Titles As... ["i hate garbage disposal loitering problem"]

This week Dimes and Judas complete a work-appointed test on which types of people should survive in a doomsday scenario, a recent study that showed 60% of Liberal women identify as having a mental illness, and mid-dive into the recent collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank, including causes and effects. They segue this into an accounting of the Bronze Age Collapse, citing the book "1177 B.C.: The Year Civilization Collapsed" by Eric H. Cline. They discuss how arguably he first significant internati...

Mar 18, 20232 hr 17 min

I Live In A Triangle Witch House Inside A Fedpost ["fugg I don't have an empire keep seeing"]

Dimes and Judas address the recent government WhatsApp message leaks concerning the true reasons for UK's Covid-19 lockdown policy, red night vision goggles seeing demons in Vietnam, and the problem of trad parents with big families still ending up in retirement homes. They then launch into the lush history of Middle Eastern religious geopolitics with the book "Heirs to Forgotten Kingdoms: Journeys Into the Disappearing Religions of the Middle East" by Gerard Russell. From Samaritans to Zoroastr...

Mar 11, 20234 hr 6 min
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