All Aboard the J-Train
Jackie podcasts with Jared Fried to discuss relationships, charcuterie and podcast LYFE.
Jun 17, 2020•54 min
Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Steel Magnolia
Jackie chats Alicia SIlverstone, her husband's rising aesthetic, menstrual cycles and being ghosted by a Real Housewife.
Jun 09, 2020•36 min
Forward Pedaling and Thinking
Jackie has an uncomfortable and honest conversation about white privilege and self awareness.
Jun 08, 2020•19 min
Shit's Real
Jackie talks about the scary state of the world, pays homage to the Real Housewives, discusses social credit systems and delights us with a Gloria vocal performance.
Jun 05, 2020•34 min
Rain Woman
Jackie is feeling frisky and fun. She talks about her wedding anniversary, her OCD diagnosis, the importance of accepting your "crazy" side and does some deep housewives analysis.
May 26, 2020•40 min
Cabin Fever.
Jackie talks about throwing fish tacos at her husband, Bachelor nation happenings, the atrocities of Venmo transactions and checks in with her bff Max.
May 19, 2020•46 min
Unlicensed Therapy with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie showcases her allstar sense of delusion to catch up with friend Stassi Schroeder of "Vanderpump Rules". They talk about her night out with Ramona Singer, babies and how to survive lockdown.
May 12, 2020•38 min
Morally Compromised
Jackie feels now is the time to be honest with her listeners and admit some morally compromising secrets from the past. She also discusses Katy Perry doing way too much, Real Housewives of New York and some run ins with a neighbor.
May 05, 2020•45 min
Quarantine Quties with Heather McMahan
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan about lockdown lyfe, their impending divorces and threesomes with puppies.
Apr 28, 2020•35 min
Emotionz
Jackie checks in with Grandma Gloria, recaps the Real Housewives, expresses her new love for robot vacuums and Governor Cuomo!
Apr 21, 2020•42 min
Let My People Go!
Jackie shares a questionable secret from her past, gives some "Corona Glow Up" tips and answers listener questions!
Apr 14, 2020•44 min
Get a Hobby!
Jackie pays homage to Ramona Singer and recaps RHONy, RHOBH taglines and how to have inside jokes with yourself.
Apr 07, 2020•41 min
Here Kitty Kitty
Jackie talks about finally pushing her husband to the limit, Tiger King and offers some wholesome domestic tidbits.
Apr 01, 2020•41 min
Reframing 101
Jackie enters week 2 of quarantine with spirits high, vodka low and the singing voice of an angel. She talks Covid 19 survival tips, the beauty of rose colored glasses and the new season of RHONY. Produced By Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 24, 2020•41 min
Viral Spiral
Jackie updates listeners on her pandemic mental state, quarantine lyfe and analyzes the Bachelor and RHONJ. It's a ride, buckle the f up.
Mar 18, 2020•40 min
Corona Persona
Jackie sits down with friend Lauren Elizabeth to discuss COVID 19 (yikes), the time Jackie got deleted from Instagram and pay homage to Jessica Simpson.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 10, 2020•44 min
2020 Vision
Jackie recaps her emotional experience seeing Oprah and participating in Julianne Hough's Kinrgy. She also reminisces on Lizzie McGuire's Oscar snub, the importance of self love and the Bachelor! Produced By Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 03, 2020•43 min
Après Bitch
Jackie recaps her ski trip, discusses the Bachelor, Coronavirus updates, the upsides of sexism and why it's important to come from a place of NO.
Feb 26, 2020•42 min
Keyboard Warrior
Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana!
Feb 19, 2020•41 min
Tour de Bitch
Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac.
Feb 13, 2020•44 min
Jackie Goes On Tour!
Jackie purges her soul before leaving for tour. She talks "The Bachelor", answers listener questions and talks about BOUNDARIES.
Feb 04, 2020•39 min
Schimrgy
Jackie reflects and psychoanalyzes her brush with Hough's and her viral exorcism video. She also touches on "grief groupies", vaginal etiquette and the Grammy's.
Jan 28, 2020•50 min
Narcissism for Dummies!
Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt shop and answers listener questions!
Jan 21, 2020•47 min
For Your Journey
Jackie records her first podcast of 2020 and discusses Megxit, Denise Richards alleged lesbian tryst, how to get engaged and not be an awful human.
Jan 14, 2020•49 min
2020 HR NIGHTMARE
Jackie gets ghosted by Stephanie Hollman and in a pinch decided to give impromptu year end reviews to her "Coordinator of Chaos" Jacque and producer Taylor. It's an HR nightmare.
Jan 07, 2020•39 min
Bikeshort Regrets with Brad Goreski
Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.
Dec 17, 2019•57 min
The Exorcist Could Never!
Jackie has a full Exorcist adjacent experience and discusses Justin Timberlake's apology and why it is important to leave your toilet seat up.
Dec 10, 2019•47 min
Sorry Michael Bublé
Jackie basks in the holiday cheer by ripping gift giving, why Jessica Biel needs to lay down the law and her upcoming "fun year".
Dec 03, 2019•42 min
Cat's Out of The Bag!
Jackie sits down with Catt Sadler to discuss modesty, celebrity encounters gone wrong and victim mentality! Jackie apologizes for this episode title.
Nov 26, 2019•48 min
Yo Soy Loco.
Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?).
Nov 19, 2019•43 min