Roses Are Red...
Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.
Nov 12, 2019•49 min
Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
I Can't Make You Love Me
Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 05, 2019•46 min
Bloated, British and Bitchy.
Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice.
Oct 31, 2019•49 min
100% That Bitch
Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife.
Oct 22, 2019•51 min
Not Well B*tch
Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements.
Oct 15, 2019•46 min
Jackie Gets Shadow Banned
Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of being "influential". She makes a case that could shake the senate, recaps RHOC and answers listener questions! Produced By Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oct 08, 2019•46 min
I Hate (Love) Myself
Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions!
Oct 01, 2019•55 min
A Scolding Cup of Jo
Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners.
Sep 24, 2019•52 min
Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp
Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie!
Sep 17, 2019•1 hr 7 min
Cancelled.
Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria!
Sep 10, 2019•1 hr 10 min
A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams
Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course, Bachelor Nation intel.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 03, 2019•58 min
C'est Si Bitch!
Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris!
Aug 27, 2019•40 min
Here For The Wrong Reasons
Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!
Aug 20, 2019•1 hr 2 min
Jackie-palooza
Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits.
Aug 14, 2019•38 min
Held Hough-stage
Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt.
Aug 09, 2019•45 min
It's Not You, It's Me
Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor.
Aug 02, 2019•45 min
Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit
Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!
Jul 30, 2019•43 min
Lez It Be!
Jackie sits down with friend Taylor Strecker to talk lesbianism, pop culture and the podcasting world!
Jul 23, 2019•55 min
BYE! BYE! BYE!
Jackie loses her sh*t when joined by Joey Fatone from N*Sync and Joe Mulvihill to chat pop culture, Britney Spears, public moments of humiliation and so much more.
Jul 16, 2019•55 min
Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan
Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame.
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr
Scary Wife, Happy Life Part Deux
Jackie continues to chat with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick about infidelity, marriage and other legally questionable activities.
Jul 02, 2019•42 min
Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1
Jackie sits down with friends Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to chat about keeping a marriage "spicy", podcasting together and other HR nightmares. Part 2 coming next week!
Jun 25, 2019•47 min
Little Brown Bebe Shoes
Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!
Jun 18, 2019•51 min
Loner Boner
Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!
Jun 11, 2019•47 min
Journey with a Capital J!
Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".
Jun 04, 2019•44 min
Reformed Psychos
Jackie and her friend Ruthanne Cunningham sit down to reflect on their past psychotic behavior, why texting an ex boyfriend 78 times is chill, what to do if you shart in public and how you can find your mentally stable, fairy tale ending.
May 28, 2019•51 min
Ask Jackie (That's Me!)
Jackie has a verbal exorcism and answers listener questions with the finesse of an uncaged hyena. Cue the ear tuck!
May 22, 2019•42 min
Unfiltered with Whitney Port
Jackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked weed together and Jackie went into cardiac arrest.
May 14, 2019•48 min
YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!
Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix!
May 07, 2019•35 min
How Could I Want More?
Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to the Real Housewives.
May 01, 2019•1 hr 2 min