#FreeJackie
Jackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on social media.
Apr 23, 2019•45 min
Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Nochella with Heather McDonald
Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture.
Apr 16, 2019•1 hr 2 min
Real Talk with Dorit Kemsley
Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion!
Apr 09, 2019•45 min
Isn't She Lovely!
Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!
Apr 02, 2019•46 min
Teppanyaki Tears
Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her grandmothers sex life and tips on keeping your marriage SPICY.
Mar 29, 2019•39 min
A Woman Unhinged
Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.
Mar 26, 2019•45 min
The Unlikeability Factor
Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor.
Mar 12, 2019•44 min
I'm Off The Deep End
Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three impromptu musical performances.
Mar 05, 2019•43 min
Bitchy Breaking News
Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!
Feb 26, 2019•41 min
The Return of Jax Taylor
Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning, changing his ways and the benefits of weed.
Feb 19, 2019•50 min
In Margaret Josephs We Trust
Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend.
Feb 12, 2019•43 min
Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute
Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.
Feb 05, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Bitches By Blood
Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures.
Feb 01, 2019•51 min
The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp
Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH!
Jan 29, 2019•53 min
I Have A Dream...
Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love.
Jan 22, 2019•47 min
Everything Iconic
Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.
Jan 15, 2019•52 min
New Year, Same Bitch
Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!
Jan 08, 2019•51 min
XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER
Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember.
Dec 25, 2018•1 hr 1 min
Hair of The Dog
Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande.
Dec 18, 2018•1 hr 3 min
Everybody's Obsessed With Me
Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.
Dec 13, 2018•51 min
A Latke and Too Much Vodka
Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul.
Dec 04, 2018•48 min
The Truth Hurts
Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring.
Nov 27, 2018•1 hr 3 min
Gobble Gobble Bitches
Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.
Nov 20, 2018•48 min
The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart
Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, fornicating with Leo DiCaprio or marrying right this episode is for you.
Nov 15, 2018•52 min
Superfluous
Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.
Nov 06, 2018•48 min
Apologies In Advance
Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.
Oct 30, 2018•57 min
WOKE
Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.
Oct 25, 2018•52 min
Sweetener
Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights activist.
Oct 16, 2018•49 min
Angry Girls Do It Better
Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.
Oct 12, 2018•50 min
Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!
Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry.
Oct 09, 2018•54 min