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Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Episodes

When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell

Jackie chats with Jerry O'Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!

Oct 02, 201852 min

Hai Guyz!

Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.

Sep 28, 201837 min

Help Me, Help You.

Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. 

Sep 26, 201855 min

Baby Looks Back

Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years.  

Sep 21, 201839 min

Atonement Lewks

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel. 

Sep 20, 201849 min

Spanx on a Plane

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. 

Sep 15, 201853 min

Arrivederci B*tches!

Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec.

Aug 28, 201847 min

Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest

Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill's former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion.  

Aug 21, 20181 hr

Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism.  

Aug 16, 20181 hr 5 min

Die In a Fire

Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. 

Aug 08, 201850 min

Housewife Homage

Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.

Aug 03, 201846 min

A Look Inward

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. 

Jul 26, 201847 min

Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly Hendrix

Jackie explores all the principles of "big dick energy" with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie's Forbes cover and Housewife updates! 

Jul 19, 201857 min

Meet Nell

Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin's Bieber's upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams. 

Jul 11, 201852 min

Hotline Bling

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. 

Jul 03, 201855 min

Age Sex Location with guest John Ryan

Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. 

Jun 29, 201850 min

What’s Going On?

Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and teaches you about "curb stomping". 

Jun 27, 201855 min

Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish.

Jun 20, 20181 hr 9 min

Get Low with Michael Rapaport

Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye's new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love and check out the I Am Rapaport podcast over on iTunes. 

Jun 13, 201857 min

My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.

Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. 

May 29, 201843 min

Help Me, Help You.

Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members.  

May 08, 201843 min

Family Values

Jackie Schimmel sits down with her "free spirited" cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

Apr 25, 201845 min

Money Can't Buy You Guests

Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol spritz.

Apr 10, 201845 min

Love, Baby.

Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories and the time Max tried to seduce Jackie's husband.

Mar 27, 201843 min

Accountable As F*ck with Teddi Mellencamp

Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you're slapped on an airplane. 

Mar 20, 201858 min